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December 9th, 2016
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jlaix

jlaix

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In a fit of bravado i decided to accumulate 50 fuck buddies. "WHY NOT" I said. Well now i am up to 30 and I have no time for beasting at all. i hardly get as much work done and my balls are constantly drained like Lestat after 500 years of no blood. Stifler and the boys are resigned to the fact that I dont go out except on bootcamp anymore. This is just like when I had a gf, except now... it is a HIVE GIRLFRIEND.

That is all
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pringles

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hahahaahaahaahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah
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against_all_odds

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hmm  but why is there a need to post this. I don't understand.
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Hotdog

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How do you find the time to fuck them all.

If you banged 2 a day everyday you would still only fuck each one once a month!
Dude your a master retard!
a master-tard
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Starfox

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Is there some techinque to staying unhinged or is it just practice?
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RagaTanha

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 Quality Problem?
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Lateralus

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jlaix wrote:
In a fit of bravado i decided to accumulate 50 fuck buddies. "WHY NOT" I said. Well now i am up to 30 and I have no time for beasting at all. i hardly get as much work done and my balls are constantly drained like Lestat after 500 years of no blood. Stifler and the boys are resigned to the fact that I dont go out except on bootcamp anymore. This is just like when I had a gf, except now... it is a HIVE GIRLFRIEND.

YOur right man, it probably is possible. Just to far to outside must people's reality to even Consider. Thanks for a future new GOAL. 
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Sketchyyy

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 HAHA NICE LIFE BUDDY
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Fred E. Rick

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Jeff, you should have a 12some one day.
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Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

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Plasma

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against_all_odds wrote:
hmm  but why is there a need to post this. I don't understand.


Because he was hoping you'd be 31 : )
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Fred E. Rick

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Money Boy wrote:
 Werent you bashing me for wanting to fuck 100 in a year?
Me or jlaix?
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Right action knows no limits.

The only game I have is Candyland.

Arousal begets arousal.

Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

Michael Jordan: "I know what is within me even if you can't see it yet...I have something more important that courage. I have patience. I will become what I know I am."

I wear my heart on my dick.

Everything is internal.
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