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Graxin

Graxin

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Join Date: 03/15/2011 | Posts: 463

So I decided to make my own Field Report thread Yayyyy Definately a newbie]. I GOT PICTURES THOUGH OHH SHITTT

Background: 18, Freshman(about to be sophomore) in college. Still a virgin. I had a thing with this girl first semester of college (she lives right by me) and I couldn't handle the fact that she flirted with other guys and I had feelings. I turned crazy angry jealous for a while (she blatantly madeout with other guys infront of me) then I became super depressed for a while causing the frat I rushed to have 0 respect whatsoever for me.(Happy I didn't join now that I look at them). I got over the girl and decided something was wrong with me that I can't go and pick up girls like I wanted to be able to. Decided to look online for pick up material. I stumbled on David and heard his reference RSD so i checked out the site and liked what I saw. I've been looking at  RSD material for  4 months now. I've read Foundations, some of Blueprint, some of transformations, Ozzie's Physical Game  and Flawless Natural as well as random articles on the main page.

1st Journal: First night going to a club. I go with 3 girls(sort of friends) and a couple. Guestlist get in at like 9:30. No one is here except dudes+friends I'm like uhh okay. 10 minutes later I get dragged to the dance floor by the girls (I've danced once in my entire life at a freshman dance and I hated it. I skipped prom to go hangout with my brother at a racetrack as he raced cars with his friend) I tell them I can't dance and one of the girls just grabs my hands and pushes it down around her and starts grinding. I'm like wait this is it? Shes like yea. I say I love dancing(It's fun). We dance for another 1-2 hours until more girls show up and shes determined for me to hook up tonight but I didn't need any help with approach so she went and danced.

First approach: Girl instantly says "I'm not dancing" I say "I came to the club to sit in a chair awkwardly too and refused to dance with guys" and she tells me to fuck off :(. I approach another girl in a group with 7 friends dancing and gently push 3 of them out of my way and grab the girl and was said dance with me. She was like uhhh okay fine.. We danced for about 30 minutes and she ran off saying she was sick before I could drag her back to the couchs.

I walk outside, see a girl and rushed up to her and asked her name and blah blah blah. There is also a glowstick on my head for some reason. I ask her to dance and she says she cant shes waiting for a friend. Whatever I've been blown off enough times tonight like that excuse is going to work(I basically felt like I could get her). I wait and continue talking to her and shes touching me/laughing. Her friend shows up and a photographer starts taking our pictures and tries to get both of them to kiss my cheeks in the picture but they say no. I ask her to dance again, her friend is back, she says she can't shes a gogo dancer or she will get fired. I (she was wearing normal clothes). WTF is this shit.  I get her number and she says I can get guestlist whenever if I call her

The owner of the club apparently was outside too and came over and introduced himself. He was pretty chill.  I'm starting to think working a club is harder than daytime. Then I look to my left outside and I see 2 solid 8's that weren't there before (Brunette and blonde) approach with angry vigor like there is nothing thats going to stop me from dancing with these girls. I was basically like this night is some bullshit and your going to change that right now.  I walk up to the brunette and say HEY(like people in the club looked over at me) I'm Graxin. Your going to dance with me tonight. Shes like we're tired we just got done dancing. I look at her friend and said " Well I don't take no for an answer". I said it like it was weird that she would think that telling me no would do anything. Her friend immediately is like ohh wow "she like guys like that".(Note before RSD I wouldn't even consider looking into the direction of this girl, she is super dominant but really sexy with it).

She walks out to the dance floor with me (Didn't grab her hand I think I was getting in my head kept saying grab her hand retard) But I put my arm on her back and said this way...even though it was blatantly obvious where we were going. We get to the dance floor and I put my hands above her hips kind of and she pushes them down and inside her legs more and puts her left hand around my neck(YES) I'm basically in heaven right now as this girl grinds on me. But she starts dancing lower like she was almost squatting on the down but still grinding. I couldn't keep up. I also couldnt figure out what rhythm her hips were going so it started to get awkward. She stopped 3/4 of the song and started talking to her friend. I felt hella awkward and was just like awww shit. I start to leave and I look back and she runs over and gives me a hug. I went back to the girls I came with and one girl came over and freaked out that guy was being too aggressive on her despite her having a bf so we left. Definately want to go clubbing more.

Picture of me(Smile is definately forced the guy took like 7 in a row) and the  gogo dancer(One on the right)
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Graxin

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So last night was my birthday and I get VIP and show up at the club with one of my friends. Line is retardedly long but I'm special so I cut everyone. Police officer trys to tell me I have to wait in line, I yell(Only way I can talk my voice is almost gone) at him "ITS MY BIRTHDAY THOUGH" and walk past him straight to the manager who lets me in(The line is literally around the building fk that). I proceed to have a yelling match with the bouncer yelling IM AWESOME at each other I love my shirt.

I walk in and me and my friend sit at a table and wait. I finally get upset that i'm choding around and approach a group of 2 girls and a guy. I yell at them that its my birthday and they owe me birthday kisses. They resist until I show them my shirt(It has a giant sticker that says hello my name is Awesome) and tell them but i'm awesome. They don't want to dance though so I start walking back to my friend and see a girl walking right next to me and open with ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YEAAAAAAAAAAA and jump right at her when I say it. She goes wtf and realizes what I said and gives me a hug. I pick her up and spin her around and she instantly puts her arm around my waist. Its fucking on, I drag her to the dance floor and makeout with her :). Physical escalation is awesome. We dance very suggestively and I am knocking people with my arms when they get next to me so I basically own 1/4 of the dancefloor(lol).

I drag her to a couch in a dark corner of the club and shes snuggled in my arms being all cute and shit and we are have an exciting conversation about snakes involving our hands and how they really move. Then I see 2 girls(friends from school) walk by and go OH ITS GRAXIN LOOK. Girl instantly wants to meet them, I'm like fuck okay. She meets them and she wants to follow them around and dance so we do that and my friends basically ditch us and then my girl sees her friend. I tell her friend she looks like rogue(from X-men she has white in her hair) and I pull both of them outside.

My girl has to pee so I get the number and wait for em. Her friend tells me that shes taking her away from me so I give her a sad face and makeout with my girl once again before she is stolen(I realize I possibly should of held onto my girl and said no but I was worried about being clingy).

Now I proceed to run around the club in my shirt that says "Hello my name is awesome" and yell at the top of my lungs(My voice is literally gone today I can't talk AT ALL I have a upper respiratory tract infection so yelling yesterday didn't help) ITS MY BIRFDAY at as many girls as I can find and demand birthday kisses. I get around 30 kisses and have lipstick/lipgloss all over my cheeks and I run up to a hb9 and open with my perfected opener.

"ITS MY BIRFDAYYY U OWE ME BIRFDAY KISSES"

She physically flinchs(lol) and was like wtf so I yell it at her again. She said she is with her friend and that she is gay. I call bullshit on her and tell her to kiss her friend. This turns into a 3 minute makeout with her friend and theres a circle of like 9 other dudes around me watching. I get them to kiss me after though(success).

I try to yell at more girls to discover my voice is literally gone so I pull in 2 different sets of girls just getting them to kiss my cheek. Suprisingly effective but I get bored and try to find my girl frrom earlier. Couldn't find the girl and after going around the club looking for new girls a few times my friend wants to leave(He approached like 2 girls x.x) he drove me this time so we left.
Heres my shirt:
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Doge~

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lol awesome.
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   Wow.
                   Such game.
Much improve.
                              So amaze.
                 Wow.
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Graxin

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I drive downtown to meet up with Sacramento's Inner Circle group(I got Jeffy's book :D) and meet a couple of the guys. 4 of us go to Ace of Spades with 3 tickets and Inner circle magic happens and I get in still lol. I'm super in my head and worried hobos are going to break into my car and jizz all over my seats and steal my gps and shit. Did not want to approach at all but I forced myself to. Told the first girl I approached general stuff didn't get physical at all. I have a T-shirt on that has a button on it and says pointless button. Next girl I approach I yell "DUDE MY T SHIRT IS AWESOME" girls looks at my shirt and turns around. Opening with my T shirts I realize is bad because its reaction seeking, better to use halfway through an interaction.

I go with one of the guys and he opens a set. The girls did not want to push my button AT ALL so he pushes it and picks her up and spins her and the convo dies pretty fast(saw the girl with her bf later so I assume thats why). I walk around and see Marvel and the other guy(I can't remember his name for the life of me) tells me to wing. I go in and realize the girl that Marvels talking to was in one of my classes this semester of college. I start talking to her and realize I'm being a shitty wing so I turn to the other girl and like slowly physically block her off from her friend while talking to her lol. Next girls I approach is 4 fat girls and a 6. I keep talking to the 6 and she keeps turning around talking to her friends then turning back to me saying some weird shit. I don't catch all of it but she says some stuff like "I'm 40(Obviously shes like 19) and "My biological clock is ticking" I just straight leave after that.

The last girls I approached was a SUPER cute short girl with huge eyes omg I fell inlove with her and she was with her friend. I notice when I'm approaching girl after girl I'm not horny at all and the girls looks just dictate who my target is. It's not until after that I see how cute the girls I were talking to are. One of the Inner circle guys winged on the friend. I noticed my eye contact was kind of lacking so I fix it halfway through and the girl didn't open up at first at all. I kept talking to her(plowing) about it being my first time downtown and I thought a hobo was going to stab me. When I started talking about that hobos were probably in my car right now having a hobo orgy and stealing my gps so I can't get home she started laughing and opened up a lot more. I ran out of things to say so it got awkward. The girls were leaning up against a railing and I was standing towards her and felt awkward but Marvel had some beast advice that I should of went next to her on the rail or moved her and taken her spot.
I went to a party after but was lame
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marvel1

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Join Date: 09/30/2009 | Posts: 101

Kudos on the reports man. Your going to improve vastly this summer....I'm predicting some booty in your near future. Lol. Don't worry about "winging" too much, girls are a dime a dozen. Keep up the going out. See ya around.
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Graxin

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Haha first pic I was super scared but my hand naturally does that when I was choding. I know my tee's are perfect for convo starters after opening too I got a cool one on tonight that I'll post later. Im 19 but I def don't have the nice look its just the picture I fkin hate pictures and I dislike facial hair when it grows past little stubble.  The look I go with is technically hardcore but I just wear whatever I want now I haven't labeled myself in years. I wear slim pants(Not skinny its for faggets and I call them out on it, normal pants make me look awkward i dont like it) I like to think I have my own fashion as I wear some pretty dumb shit(Not at the level of Twostep and his Beiber Tshirts yet). As for the grinding thing I'm finding that some girls its just fun to have a rhythm with and feel the music and other girls I just dry hump the fuck out of lol. Thx for the advice
Nassim wrote:
loll @ the semi hova hand on first pic :)
Some random personal thoughts:
- Second pic is mack. Also you don't have to smile if you don't feel like it.
- Your tees are really cool
- You look a little too young (as in exactly your age) and too nice. Have you considered experimenting with your facial hair?
  I think you look like a taller Cajun. Maybe you can try the pirate/rockstar looks.
- Don't worry about the rythm when grinding. It's not really dancing. More like dry humping. Act as if your having sex to the music.
- Keep going out. There's no way you are not gettting laid soon.   
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Graxin

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GOAL ACHIEVED: My little Mexican gem

(background story on how today turned out) So today I started my first job at a movie theater as seasonal concession. My training is at 12-4 so it leaves time for clubbing(thank god my only time I can find girls where I don't have to hit on a bunch of 16 year olds and drive 20 minutes to see). A hour into my shift some guy comes up to me and asks me "Do you like beef?"...uhh wtf. He asks me again and I tell him yes. So he asks me "Do you like to jerk your beef" WTF my manager is right next to me wtf is this dude trying to get at...He then fucking hands me a piece of beef jerky out of his pocket and everyone around me pretty much dies laughing. wtf. Around 3 my manager comes to me and is like" we need you to stay till 8 are you okay with it?" I obviously say yes and she gives me a crash course on ushering (not the black man). So for 5 hours I'm running up and down theaters picking up trash and talking to people so when I get home I have around a hour and a half time to get ready and I'm exhausted. Yet I realize that I really don't give a shit about anything, Literally 0 outcome dependance and I'm super chill cuz I'm tired so I'm thinking this night is going to be an experiment on me being chill + 0 outcome dependence instead of batshit crazy yelling shit at girls how I always am.



  I also observe a great example of social proof today. I go to lunch in the middle of my 5 hour ushering shift and sit at a table by myself on the side of the resturaunt. About 20 kids come in and they look like they just graduated/ are seniors waiting to graduate. They start filling up the tables on the sides of me and then one guy sits next to me and we start talking. This guy is obviously one of the more outgoing guys but w/e we talk about my job and shit then I start telling my beef jerky story that happened to me earlier that day. When I get to the part where I pulled out the jerky to show them what the guy gave me I realized that the entire resturaunt is literally silent listening and fully engrossed in my story, kind of freaky. I pull out the jerky and they erupt in laughing for about a minute. Theirs a mirror in front of me and I look like shit and hella tired, yet I notice that all the girls at the tables around me start basically eye fucking me...what the fuck. This goes on for like 10 minutes until they leave. A girl was literally sitting up and kept staring at me like she wanted me to go over there and fuck her on the table. I have a newfound appreciation for social proof.



Anyway the good part :D. I am fucking tired, my back hurts, and I don't give half a shit about anything. 2 of my friends at the club(I went to Barcode yay 18+ clubs) thought I was drunk I just really didn't give a fuck at all it was weird I was yelling retarded shit at girls and not caring.  I drive to the club and pick up my one of my friends on the way. I walk up and say hello to the owner of the place and a police officer I was chatting to earlier in the week. I try to make the bouncer with the wand laugh but he never does. I tell him he is a magician and I want to touch his wand/watch him do magic and he doesn't even crack a smile. I walk in and talk to the main bouncer for a while and walk towards the main area. I decide that tonight I'm going to cockblock myself and don't give a fuck .

I sit next to 2 girls and realize I've seen one of the friends before. The girl next to me is new though. I tell her that the first girls I talk to always ignore me or blow me off. Me and my friend start laughing and I tell this girl about my day and that I'm tired. Then I do my mating call(Retarded UGHHHHHHHH sound in my hands its fucking retarded.) and shes just like oh thats cool I like it(what?) My friend and me are basically laughing this whole time and the girls says she wants to dance with me later. She shows obvious ioi's and I get bored. I tell my friend watch this shit I'm going to cockblock myself so hard again right now.  I walk over to 2 friends and try to sit between them. One of them is a dragon and shoots fire at me so I sit next to her. I talk to her and I say some fucking dumbass shit to her like when she talks to her friend I say "Aww you aren't leaving me already" this girl is like wtf is going on kid. After about 5 minutes of telling her she is mean and I'm going to leave she tells me "If you want to learn how to pick up girls then heres the first lesson, dont say shit like aw your leaving me already it doesn't sound confident" so I reply with "I don't give a fuck lol". They leave and I can't find my friend so I go on the dance floor and walk up to a 9 dancing with her friends in a group and say "Hey your really fucking cute your dancing with me" she says yea and I grab her and dance, turns out shes also a sophomore AND goes to the same school at me. Whatttttt. I leave after a couple songs and find a 8.5 and pull her in. I tell her she is fucking adorable and shes going to dance with me. She is dazed and is like whaaa? and I pull her in anyway. She dances like a snake and I meet her nordic foreign exchange student and made viking jokes at her. I lose this girl after (I think she left the club I never saw her again or with her friends).

Some retardedly bad singer comes on the stairs for some special event and does a shitty job and I'm standing in a group of my friends(one guy friends, 3 girl friends) and I'm just having a blast dancing with myself and calling other guys chode faggots to their face and talking mad shit to everyone else. So I leave to find more girls and my friend follows me and we sit on stools by the bar. I then see this FUCKING SMOKIN HOT 10.5 walk by me that looks like Michelle Rodriguez she is my mexican gem, and I met her on my birthday and 3 weeks before that. I jump at her and she tries to blow me off because she and her friend are going to the bathroom. I yell NO I KNOW YOU. And shes like whaa ohh shit yea. I tell her I am hurt that she doesn't remember my name. She calls me out and says " Yea well you don't know my name either". I literally see a cloud part in my head and the name Megan in fucking gold visualize. I tell her that her name is Megan. The look on her face was amazing it was like I just said the most amazing thing ever to her but better, I've never seen a girl do that look before. I felt really good after like it instantly raised her state and she was super giggily. I could not get this girl to dance with me for the past 3 weeks and I've never seen her dance with anyone.

I make her pinky promise me to dance with me later and she tells me to find her.  I start dancing with a female friend because she is being devalidated from not being approached once. She starts grinding on me and I'm just going through the motion not into it at all. I see my mexican gem dancing off to the side and for the next 20-25 minutes hover around me. I was waiting for a guy to approach her so I could tool him out. Then my balls start hurting like fuck. I realize this girl is like hitting my balls when were grinding and it hurts like fuck. I go to the bathroom and spit hella times then go outside. After 10-20 minutes of random chit chat/wanting the pain in my pants to go away I walk on the dance floor and see my mexican gem. I push a fat girl off the stage to get to her and she is super excited to see me. This girl is raw sexuality I must have her. I start grinding with her and she almost knocks me over. I have to hold my hand on the bar to dance with her but it was ahhhmazzzingggg :). I felt like I conquered something and really achieved a goal after getting this girl to dance with me I feel sooo gooood right now :) she refused to makeout with me though but i'm having too much fun chasing her.

Notes for the night. I noticed some sticking points and I realized that when I was talking to the 9 I said a dumb sentences about her graduating 3 months ago being super cool and she got turned off. I also was super tired/chill + literally 0 outcome dependence I had 0 social inhibition but I had no alcohol in my system and I did fucking awesome. The only bar of success I had for the night was showing up I felt content until I wanted to dance with girls about 15minutes in which I just kept upping the bar. I also notice that I actually remember girls names from tonights and weeks ago which is weird considering I use to never remember a girls name 5 seconds after she says it. I notice that if I go out and talk to girls then I am way happier for 2-3 days and I am dieing to talk to girls yet after those 2-3 days I get sort of depressed and don't want to talk to any girls until I go out again and club and talk to more girls its weird.
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Graxin

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Can't get away from highschool

It's saturday, I go to work for 4 hours still tired when I get home yet I prepare for the club. I feel like i've hit a pleateau where my game is basically me telling stories with phyiscal escalation and teasing the girls sprinkled in + whatever shit I think of during the interaction(which i'm not that bad at). I feel like I need some material that I came up with and not stolen from Tyler/Twostep/Papa. I think I may try to finish the blueprint finally tomorrow or this week. I also had an inner game freakout because I'm meeting these guys that I used to look up to and model myself after are wanting to be my friend and are hella chill. Some guys are even looking up to me and in my head i'm like uhh I would of been looking up to you 3 months ago whatever i'm a badass. I get in a fight with 2 of my friends that I club with about morals and sex so I go to the club PISSED. I also felt a small feeling of neediness before I went to the club tonight I am tired and I just wanted to cuddle(wtf) but once I got there I forgot all about it.

I go out solo and yell back and forth at the bouncer when I get in that i'm awesome. I realize that right at the start theres like 20 guys, 4 girls. I approach 2 of them and realize that their the same girls I approached at the begining of the night yesterday. I talk to some chode sitting next to them and he asks me to wing so I tell him hes a faggot. I chat up the girls and they specifically tell me and the guy next to me who is also talking to them to stay here at this spot and don't move till they get back. I sit for about 30s and look at the guy and go wait what the fuck and leave. I come back 15 minutes later after talking to a bouncer and the girls are walking around the stage not going back to the guy. I laugh at the guy as he is sitting there waiting for the girls for another 20 minutes.

As people are coming in I realize that I know these kids, they were the "popular" kids in my year/year below me. I feel bad for them they looked so nervous and I didn't see them approach a single girl for the 2 hourish time I was there. They just chode crystalled/ danced next to their female friends they brought along. I instantly feel better except I'm not seeing any more cute girls come in. I approach a group of actually cute girls and realize I KNOW them too fuck my highschool. There are 4 of them and I know 2 of them in there and we're actually on good terms. The one on the left is instantly pawing at my arm and I am making fun of her and stuffsies. She is blocked off from her friends BY her friends to talk to me. Then the friends leave and the girl goes after them. I follow the group around for about 5 minutes figuring they are going to dance. One of the girls I know and my target go outside to smoke and I follow them outside but it's too cold for them to smoke. They finally go to the dance stage and start dancing and my target refuses to dance with me saying its girls night out. fuck. I go around the club 5 more times not finding any fucking girls above a 5 and look outside and the line is all dudes. I leave at 11:30 after talking with the bouncers. I guess i'm going to finish Jeffy's book which is pretty depressing but i can't stop reading it.

One of my biggest problems in the club was following girls when they gave ioi's and after I talk to them for a while and their obviously attracted. The problem with it is I instantly see girls LOSE ALL ATTRACTION when I follow them. I was doing this to most of the girls I was with afraid to lose them to the creepers/ other dudes(abundant mindset needed I know)

Pic of people I know from school. Also lol@look on my face
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So it's Friday and I'm chilling with a friend and we go to the movie theater to give me his shift for sunday. He had a Redline Xtreme in his fridge so I chug it all(BAD IDEA). We're at the mall and I feel high and drunk at the same time wtf. About 15m later I feel very nauseous. I feel like i'm going to throw up so I have him drive me home. It is taking a lot of willpower not to throw up. It's like 2pm now and I lay in bed. I get a cold chill and start sweating like a ridiculous amount of sweat. I feel like i'm going to die. My stomach is way off but I start feeling better around 8, a hour before I leave for the club.

I go to the club with 1 guy and I meet up with 4 girls that frequent this club with me. I told the guy i'd pay for him(5$ w/ guestlist, I get in free VIP yeee) and they say he isn't on guestlist so its 12$(FUCKKKKK MY WALLET JUST GOT EMPTIED, I make a note to find the owner and complain). I talk to the 2 girls that I always see and talk to them as a warm up then go find my friends.  I comment on the amount of fatties out tonight. One of the girls that wants to fuck me's sister hears me comment on the fatties and says she would never dance with me again. So I start hardcore flirting with her. I am constantly holding her hand, playing thumb war(Thx Twostep your catalyst + College code are awesome), patty cake, and telling her shes my only chance at love. I get her to dance with me for a few songs and stop and I circle around like a hawk finding my next mouse. I see this short brunette girl(omg yes) and tell her she has to dance with me because she is cute. She holds my hand and tells me i'm cute too but she has to dance with her friend or something so I leave(I should of got # or came back later I forgot about her). I find a group of 3 short girls(omg yessss) and open the brunette one by telling her she is cute dance with me. She says uhh and I yell BUT YOUR CUTE YOU HAVE TO and grab her waist and she start dancing. She stops a few times so I say nice to meet you and go back to ma friendsies.

I bring the guy I brought with outside and I open up a 2 set with "Hey i've think I've met you before like a month ago..." (NOTE: I really did think I met her a month ago this wasn't some gay opinion opener. I feel chode as fuck doing opinion openers.) The one girl is like uhhhhh idk, so I go oh cool well you know me now I'm Graxin. Her friend is like wait this isn't some pick up shit where you come up saying you think you've met her before and I go ohh shit no. I proceed to tell them i'm not one of those people that comes up and says ohh is Kohls or Macys better and they start laughing really hard and getting into me as I play out opinion openers and act really chode. My target gets really close to me and tells me shes married and I tell her shes cute and call her ring cute also. She is smoking and I ask her for some of it(I take a hit or 2 off ciggarettes when I'm out at club/parties to loosen up. They hurt my throat after 2) I breathe in my first puff and fucking girls sister who I was hardcore flirting with earlier fucking comes out of thin air and is really close to me. She then literally fucking drags me off to a different part of the area outside. I'm like WTF uhhhhhh whatever and proceed to flirt with her more. She refuses to dance with me or hold my hand so I try to run away. She comes back up and I tell her if she isn't going to dance with me she can go fuck off and don't fucking come up to me when I'm talking to girls and I proceed to yell at her for 20 seconds.

I also wave at Gogo girls that hate me and 2 of them waved back and laughed at me and one just ignored me :( THEY SOON SHALL LOVE ME AGAIN.
I leave and find a different girl and she tells me her name is Diana and I ask her if she is a princess. She says yes and has a tattoo of a crown on her arm. The girl's sister and group of 4 girls comes over and fucking cockblock the shit out of me. Saying I have STD's and shes my GF. I have no clue what to say to her now and ask her to dance and she says she cant she is with friend(This excuse is  BULLLLSHIIITTTTT, I think.) I go back to my guy friend and we walk back to our table we sit at. There is a cute girl sitting there and I forgot that I opened earlier and talked about random stuff, we got really physical. I saw a guy earlier wave his hands infront of her face that she was talking to when he noticed she wasn't paying attention to him anymore. I started dieing laughing. I walk over to her, sit next to her, and say that the guy she was talking to had "10 game" and I learned a new move from him. I proceed to wave my hand infront of her face to mock the other guy. I chat her up a little bit more and leave to find the owner. Mother fucker took 7 extra of my dollars.

I find him outside and tell him what happened and hes like oh shit man I can't do anything about it. He  then asks me if I would like to be a promoter though and to talk to him later. Apparently all my retarded FB updates about going to that club helped me. FUCK YEAAAAA IMA BE A PROMOTER YEEEAAA. I go back to the cutie that the guy waved his hand infront of. I tell her I am a promoter now and since shes going to my college this year she has to give me her number. She tries to refuse and we play guess my area code and shit .I felt like I should of stopped but I didn't care it was fun. I'm rubbing my leg on her and touching her arm. I tell her I think she is a girl that plays games with guys head and shit and she qualifies herself a lot. She is not giving me the number so she tells me to add her on FB because she doesn't give out her #. 

GUESS WHO FUCKING SHOWS UP NEXT. Girls sister's that I was hardcore flirting with earlier. I'm still mad at her and we joke around some more though. We end up playing spin the phone and I keep trying to get a makeout(lol) and I end up stealing her phone. I call myself off her phone and she gets all mad and says thats not how you get a number. I tell her IDC and I walk off. Me and my guy friend realize there aren't any more girls for me to approach so nyuh and we leave. I am talking to him about game and that 2 nights a week isn't enough and I am upset  and frustrated because I could be so much better(I've been cold approaching just weekends and a couple random days since May) if I go out at least 4 days a week and feel like every weekend I just relearn what I learned last weekend plus a tad bit more.. We agree to go daygame this monday and club on wednesday. He is going to be my wingman now. I haven't daygamed at all compared to gaming at a club so I am excited about day gaming :D. Also going to a new club on wednesday which should be sick.
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Graxin

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Join Date: 03/15/2011 | Posts: 463

It's Saturday and I get invited to a girl I haven't seen in about a year's birthday party at 4 right when my work shift ends so I head over there after work. I am still exhausted from last night's clubbing + work so I am super out of it. I show up and theres birthday girl and 2 of her friends. They comment on how out of it I am and theres a ton of food so I start eating and making jokes. I am already the life of the party and flirting with the girls. 15 minutes goes by and I am on birthday girls computer posting song lyrics on her page that I hear while every watches me. More people show up and everyone is laughing at me sing song lyrics that we're listening to. I could just feel that I had the most value at the party already and I saw that everyone was socially pinging off of me. I lay down on the couch there and demand cookies and orange slices from birthday girl as she, and all the other girls there are literally waiting on me hand and foot. I literally had a plate of food on my stomach as I was laying down.

Birthday girl tells me that if I leave this party to go to the club it will be hella boring without me. I'm laying on the couch and I push one girl off the side that tried to sit on it. We will call her Trouble. Now I notice Trouble has already hit one guy in the face and called 2 guys around her, her bitches and is straight trash talking them. She tells me she is a "troubled child and has 2 cops personal phone numbers and card if she ever needs to talk" and she also has to take medicine for her craziness or some shit. Fuck shes my type. I have no control over this situation now. I demand she brings me an orange slice and she does under the guise that she needs a napkin too. She sits down and says i'm not a man and shit. I respond by calling her a little girl and doing the mature thing by throwing my soda lid at her and she throws it back. This goes on for like 20 minutes.

We start playing Wii and I leave to go to the bathroom. When I come back I see Trouble and some guy sitting ON MY COUCH. I push them aside and sit in the middle of them and put my arms around them. I touch the guys nipple and tell him to "Just let it happen its going to be alright this is how we do it in jail". We are joking and shit and playing Wii Mario kart. I make Trouble get me another pineapple slice and I proceed to rub pineapple all over her face and lick her. She responds by getting more pineapple and rubbing it on my face and down my chest. Fuck I'm all sticky now :(. I notice Trouble is moving more into me and is basically curled up against me trying to hold my hand. We put in half baked and get all cuddled together on this couch. There is the guy to the left of me sitting while Trouble is calling him her and laying her feet across him(she kicked him in the head a couple times too), while i'm next to him while Trouble is cuddling into me. I am nibbling on her ear and shit. We trade couches for the bigger one so there is more room and Trouble is basically wrapped into me.

The 2 guys on the couch next to me are obviously in love with this girl and are trying to get her to laugh at them. I just laugh as she gets more into me I don't have to even do anything. The guys are seriously annoying now. We are watching the movie and they keep looking over at us and trying to tell us jokes and grabbing her feet and shit. She responds by cuddling into me even more. She is putting her hands on my abs and chest and I am blowing on her neck and nibbling her lol. She gives me the triangle look and wants to kiss so I just look into her eyes and didn't break eye contact (l0l so smooth I kno). She is rubbing my arms on her nipples and stuffsies :D.  All the guests except me have left and Birthday girl gets a text from her dad that all guests need to leave. Trouble has basically cacooned herself around me so Birthday girl has to hit her to let me up. I flirt with birthday girl and leave l0l. I realize I should of made Trouble walk me to the car so I could of madeout with her but I didn't care I had fun.
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Graxin

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Join Date: 03/15/2011 | Posts: 463

NO FREE TOUR FOR YOU

Thursday- I plan on going to San Fran for the free tour BUT FUCKING APPARENTLY THE LAST BUS LEAVES AT FUCKING 6pm. Bye $25 I dont have. I go to the lake instead with 2 girls. Throw one of the girls in the water and show them how to skip rocks. Less cute girl walks back up hill and I molest her friend(Trouble from previous story)  for a while and we walk back to my car HOLDING HANDS IM SO CUTE WE EVEN SNUGGLED ON THE ROCKS. I proceed to go home and leave for reunion party to a school I went to for kindergarden and 1st grade. I know the girl thou and I show up and realize that I know a bunch of the guys there and are from my highschool(Her brother apparently invited over peeps it was cool).

I Proceed to meet everyone and hardcore flirt with one girl that is touching everyone's noses. I tell her she can't touch mine and she asks me what she has to do to touch it. all innocent like she knows she going to get sex. I tell her that I'll tell her later and that i'm going to find her or something. She giggles and I walk away. I am sober as fuck so I do a beer run and get a 4LOKO OH SHIIIIT. Loko time. I get drunk very fast(1 loko gets me going most of the night) I proceed to hardcore flirt with every single cute girl there. I push every girls face away with my hand and they all love it. I lick a few of them on the face because I can. One of them wants me to snuggle them for the night but I tell her no I have the party in my veins. I was told by the girl that started the party to stay away from this cute girl that is only 17ish.

Throughout the whole night 17yr old is trying hard to get my loko though. She is so fucking cute. She keeps asking me for just hugs and when I hug her girl that organized party keeps randomly showing up yelling "BRYCE NO!!!!!!!!" and me yelling "IT WAS JUST A HUG". I try to hook this girl up with organizer girl's lil bro. Cutie walks in on me attempting to drunk play guitar and we hardcore makeout for a while(OH NO I WASN'T SUPOSED TO OMG) she is so cute its not even fair. She goes back to the lil brother and they snuggle the whole time(lol what).
 Girl from earlier is throwing up so thats a no go. I spend the rest of the night just enjoying myself and writing "Bryces Bitch" on everyone passed out as well as other stuffsies.
Cutie:

Friday: I hangout at the house for a while and clean up and go to work to pickup MY FIRST PAYCHECK OH YEA. I am in "Short term mating strategy or Full retard beastmode" so I am the shit and awesome. I can hook up with anyone right now without even saying anything. I go home and organize a hangout session with a random girl i've been trying to get at for a while but I am in beastmode and she can't resist. I take a nap and get ready for the club. The Full retard beast mode has worn off a lot but I can still feel some of it. A lot of it feels like it's affecting me subconciously. I show up at the club and the bouncer WHO LOVES ME says that It's a good night and some smokin hotties were the first ones in(After we yell about my shirt that I'm awesome). I go in and chit chat. I approach a girl and her friend. GIRL IS CUTE AS FUCK AND WEARING A CORSET. I chit chat a little and tell her I'll talk to her later. My friends tell me they know Corset girl and to stay away or something.

So I see corset girl walking and I make her dance with me. She is a tease but I take her outside after a couple dances and talk to her. I notice after that I literally just had to start the convo and she basically opened up talking about herself for like a hour until she got too cold and had to come back inside. We dance again and I get the makeout/number but she is using small amount of tongue, fucking tease. I love it though. She is lightly scratching my arms/squeezing my hands/grabbing my ass(lol) as we dance and leaning her head back and we are nuzzling our noses and shit. I take her to the couch and proceed to flirt more. We go back to find her friend and dance more.  I ONLY DID ONE APPROACH LOL. Club is closing now. She wants to leave with me really bad but she drove her friend and her friend doesn't know how to use stick shift FML. I molest her at my car and tell her she can see Club Bryce another time. I proceed to push her against her car (which friend is in) and makeout and shit with her for like 15m until security made me leave :D.
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