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December 6th, 2016
My first BEASTIMONY (Field report)
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HotStud17

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4sZlyOc58k - Background music

First of; my name is Mathias or Matt - whatever you like. I've been in "The Game" for little over a year and have probably done around 300 approaches so far which is equivelant to the population of Copenhagen where i live.. Enough about me - on to the Field report or "Beastimony" as i will be refferring to them from now on (Am i the first to call it that? if so, you guys owe me royalties for everytime the word is used from now on whoop!):

Seven AM waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs... i mean.. 11 PM: Meet up with Xantham at "LA bar" in central copenhagen.

The day is tuesday and not a lot is going on at the bar at the time being so we have a bear and i chat with the bartender telling her she looks like a stripper and shit - just having fun

Later me and Xantham chat up two cougars (more like senior citzens but hey!) just womitting shit and when we discover that they speak spanish i get the awesome idea of impressing them with my epic spanish skills which comes down to the two sentences "Vomito en mi boca" and "me gusta el pollo" which means: "Im throwing up in my mouth" and "i like chicken" - Solid lines...
The brods look concerned and somewhat turned on and tells me that you shouldn't say that to a girl - i reply by repeating "Vomito en mi boca" a couple more times...

After some time it is clear that LA bar is not where the shits gonna go down so me and Xantham proceed to run like retards to another bar called "The Happy Pig"

Xantham starts of talking to some american girls and i wing him by talking to some of their friends; two semi attractive girls and a guy. One of the girls walk of so im left with the girl and the guy. The girl who will remain nameless kinda looks like a slightly attractive ugly betty with glasses and all. I find out that they are exchange students from NY which i find quite cool. During the interaction Ugly Betty becomes more and more sexual and i think what the hell is with this girl? so i take of her glasses and she turns from a 5 to a 7 in an instant - awesome! we chat a while and i actually begin feeling a little chodey.. a friend of hers comes over and sort of blows me out even though he's a chode - it servers to say that i had an off night which highlights a phenomenon i've experienced before which i will tell you about in just a moment.. I go over to talk with Xantham for a while and he "instructs" me to go over and ignore the guy (lightbulb appears above my head) - i go over and cut off the guy who doesnt know what to do and ends up going home alone and wanking.. i tell the girl that im going home soon and bla bla bla.. a couple of guys are playing fussball right next to us and one of them slams on the table - former ugly Betty now pretty Betty says "Wow they are really getting it on - we should get it on too" - i drag her home and we have crasy sex (she has some fucking mango cream she smears all over my member and deepthroats the poor little sucker)

Aaaanyways.. the thing about this "lay" is that i was not in state at all and was actually feeling a little chodey as i mentioned before, but still i got the girl.. this has happened to me before on probably the chodeiest approachng night of my life.. Sooo chode game rules RSD sucks!.. Just kidding - Love you Owen <3 <3 <3

If you have any thoughts on this please leave em in the comment section - thanks in advance

Matt over and out!   
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HotStud17

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It's Xantam not Xantham by the way..
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 Beastimony... haha... i like that
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Awesome. A field report on Ugly Betty!

Gotta love nerds in bed. Freakzzz!

Good one Matt.
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Ragnar Danneskjöld

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 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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HotStud17

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@ jlaix: Awesome - use it as you please!

@ Even: thanks and yeah especially nerds with freaky mango cream!
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And we had a beer not a bear by the way - would have been awesome though ;)
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Dame la chocha
Translates to

Give me your pussy


Now you know more Spanish :)
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Haha that might come more in handy than "Vomito en mi boca"
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