THE FORUMS

@Superman- I am "Gorilla" homie;)

There's a DC lair called The Attraction Vault, a couple guys from here are over there as well, Preston and Superman right off the top of my head.  It's a pretty disjointed/cluster fuck of a group because of so many different trains of thought.

Yo sorry about last Friday dude, I was about to come find you guys when this chick from POF said she just got there and needed me to grab her from outside.  Then my fucking cell phone decided to take a swim and drown itself at a pool part y on Saturday lol  I would probably never get laid without a cell phone, fucking terrible.  I'll b at Ball Room again tomorrow night if you guys are going to be around:)

Been a while fellas, 1 new lay since the last update but not writing about that one, pretty standard online close.  here is last nights FR, I wrote my roomies an email about it si I'm just gonna post that instead of writing a completely new FR.



I ended up having a VERY interesting night. Went on the initial match date in DuPont and the chick was real cool/pretty hott and at least mildly retarded. She thought that i was drinking REGULAR coke so for the first 15-20 mins she felt weird because she was drinking wine. Then when I ordered my third Jack and coke the bartender asked me if it was Jack to confirm and she's like "oh you're drinking Jack I thought it was regular coke so I felt awkward." I start cracking up wishing one of you retards could've actually heard her say this, silly white woman. Things go really well with her until one of her coworkers shows up and starts acting like a complete fucking dickhead. I do my best to be cool but can only handle it for so long, we go to Might Pint I drink one beer and then decide to roll. She proceeds to text me and call me fro the next 45 minutes to come back and get her, I respectfully decline. Should be future chalk.

I get back to our place and Bud and my wife Mrs. Kerry Crines are there, I am pretty sure my wife hates me at this point. Then this other match chick Stephanie (not fake tits bisexual a different Stephanie) starts hitting me up and asks me to come meet her at Whitlows. I say fuck it and hike over there to meet her. Get there and she is with her roommate and is completely shit faced haha She had already managed to lose her ID earlier in the evening. Just for the record her roommate is a solid 8 so one of you gentlemen will be chalking her in the near future, preemptive you're welcome for whoever it ends up being. So her roommate leaves and me and this chick hang for like 20 minutes until Whitlow's closes and drink Bud Lights, she is thoroughly plastered talking all sorts of non sense, complete role reversal of how my dates normally go. I respectfully deposit her into a cab and start hiking home.

Now this entire night other Stephanie (fake tits bisexual) has been texting me wanting to hang out asking where I am and shit. I basically just played dumb the whole time. So on the walk home I text her to make sure she's cool. She texts me back that She's in my bed and that we're done. I text her back "fair enough" and then proceed to get back to the house and lay down on the couch, 0% chance I am sleeping in bed with an angry white woman, this aint my first rodeo, I'd rather get head from a fucking Grizzly bear than sleep in the same bed as an angry white woman. Obviously she comes out 10 minutes later in a much nicer mood and makes me come to bed. She then tells me on her cab ride back that she passed up a threesome to come see me. I tell her that was very stupid. She says this other chick was sucking her tits in the cab and vice versa...she say's she told the girl that her and I would have a threeesome with her, I say that sounds fantastic let's do it. So hopefully we'll have a good story about that soon. Sorry for the novel:)

-Crines

Gonna start this thread again because my cold approach game has literally been horse shit lately.  September was one of my better months.  Labor day weekend I fucked 3 new girls in 4 days and got head from a fourth.  Then took down a chick from HS that i had wanted to fuck for years so that was always nice.  Pretty decen cold streak here lately, haven't fucked a new girl since mid September and haven't gotten laid in like 3 weeks, which is the longest I have gone in quite some time.  Time to take some action, 10 approaches per night minimum.  I'll be galavanting around VA/DC for Halloween all weekend, so if you see a very drunk man in green tights dressed as Peter Pan that will be me:)