THE FORUMS

Hmmm interesting weekend. Our crew is really starting to come together at this point…we essentially have 5-7 completely single dudes right now who are all really good friends, down to go out whenever, and all have at least decent skills with women. Of those 5-7 me and one other guy have pickup knowledge for sure and I’m pretty sure 1 or 2 others may have at least dabbled in it. So with that being said, even the dude who I mentioned in my last report who can be a little selfish at times really showed some team effort this weekend which is very encouraging/important.

So Friday night we roll out to DC. There were like 6 of us I believe, we get pretty drunk at our spot and then head to U street.. This was my first and certainly last trip to U Street. We hit up Saint X first, and quite frankly there is just no way to describe this place other than absolutely fucking terrible haha. I chat with one super egular chick in the bathroom line. We drink two beers and immediately leave. On the way out I run into a chick that I have been slow playing for a while, SUPER cute brunette, things have just never quite materialized with her, quick hug and chat, it’s always on between us and we both know it:)

We make the executive decision to head to G-town and 3rd Edition. We get there and it’s the longest line I have EVER seen there, fucking unreal. We roll to Old Glory instead, there’s a few decent chicks here but for the most part this place sucks too. I chat with one chick who is a legit 9. We hammer a few beers and then split up. Me and my main wing head to the Guards. I have sworn this place off a million times but always fold when someone else wants to go there haha. We roll in, slam some drinks, take a few shots, I chat with an average girl, and then we head downstairs. I get blown out by the hottest girl there which I am completely fine with haha. We had 2 chicks orbiting all night who were def feeling it but there were being guarded by these mega chodes like it was fucking max security prison or something. Me and my buddy decide we have a new most hated type of person: the big ugly offy looking mother fucker in the group of friends who never ever ever gets laid but guards all of the girls in the group like his life depends on it so that noone else can fuck them ether. There were approximately 3-4 of these dudes there fri night lol We end up just calling it a night and rolling back to the spot. I have a drunken late night convo with one of my match chicks that I haven’t met yet..but I am unable to convince her to meet up at 3:30 in the morning:) haha

Saturday night we pregame at our spot and decide to keep thinks local, AKA go out in Clarendon. Logistically and monetarily this just makes so much more sense for us. We live literally 2 blocks from all of the bars so taking a cab all the way to DC really just doesn’t make all that much sense, especially considering we are really having a hard time finding decent venues in DC right now. I am supposed to potentially meet up with 3 different girls from online that I have never met before. One of them HBflorida hits me up and I tell her she can park her car at my place if she wants and then we can walk to the bars. Logistically this is great, the only problem is she brings her little brother haha When she shows up I am very pleased, chick has a legit 9 face and probably and 8 body, if she lost 10 pounds this chick has legit 9.5 potential. Body wise she’s not even thick, just a little here and there that could b tightened up. We vibe well and luckily her brother is pretty cool, one of my roommates does a great job entertaining him for most of the evening.

We head to Clarendon ball Room rooftop which is bumping. Head and shoulders better than anything in DC the prior night. We head to the bar and grab a few drinks and shots..I open a fairly cute girl at the bar but it fizzles. HBFlorida’s group of female friends arrive and I unleash my boys on them, nice group dynamic working. HBPortugal texts me that she’s at the bar as well and to come near the bathroom to meet her. First time meeting this chick, uggghh, her face is gorgeous but my dear Lord she is thick as HELL. Like I can’t even fuck this girl thick haha. So we take a shot and BS for a minute at the bar when all of the sudden her comes HBflorida standing right next to me. So it’s HB Portugal, me, and HBflorida all standing at the bar with each other. I kinda laught because a year or two ago I would have freaked out about this, instead I just play it cool and chat with both of them like it’s no big deal. Eventually HBfloirda heads back to our friends and I wander away from HBPortugal because quite frankly I have no interest moving forward. HBAsia texts me she’s drunk and I should come pick her up lol. We end up hanging with HbFlorida’s friends until it’s time to leave. Once the bar closes me, HBFloirda, and her brother head back to my place. I’m thinking things are pretty lined up at this point. When we get back to the place though we end up just chilling on the couch, ALL three of us. I thought for sure this kid would get the hint and help me out, not at all, I tell him they are more than welcome to stay at our place and just crash out on the couches. He says nah they’ll just leave that night. I am literally handcuffed at this point, u gotta be fucking kidding me lol, been getting straight killed by logistics lately lol. Finally I’ve had enough and just go to bed. My roommate ended up pulling though so that was good. I have a date with HBAsia tonight, and she seems to be a complete nympho so that should be interesting:)

LR: 6/20

So I had a first meet/date last night with HBasia from match that I have been texting with lately. She seemed cool/very sexual and was definitely cute. She had already requested a pic of my cock which I gladly sent to her so I was pretty sure this date had potential lol I had her meet me at my place and park her car there around 7. Having the girl park her car at my house is becoming one of my best logistical moves. So she gets there and hangs in the living room while I finish getting ready, cool chick, really cute, good stuff.

We walk over to La Tasca which is a Spanish Tapas place right down the road….we’re vibing well, I’m relaxed, pretty standard stuff. Get there order a couple of drinks and small plates and just chill. Everything at the restaurant was pretty standard convo except that we got into some pretty sexual stuff which most first dates wouldn’t involve. Every time I hang with a different girl the old lesson “it’s not a big deal unless you make it one” continues to reinforce itself. I think she was really surprised at how non reactive and nonchalant I was about certain sexual thing she was saying. Chalk one up for the good guys:)

We walk back to my place and I tell her she can hang for a bit if she wants. Go in, she says something about my room, so I show her my room. Get in my room, she looks around, I initiate make out, almost immediately she starts rubbing my cock. I’m thinking damn for real? Haha A few minutes later she’s on her knees blowing me and then 5 minutes later she asks if I have a condom. Complete freak, probably couldn’t ever give this girl enough cock, she absolutely loves dick. Another reinforcement that women really do love sex more than men.

She’s sent me a few really weird texts today though so I’m not sure how long I’ll keep this one going. We shall see:)

No massive updates boy.  HBflorida is an epic pain in the ass but she is riduclously hot as well.  Gonna play things slowly with her and work my other leads/continue to cold approach.  All other areas of my life are really shaping up, will be paying off all debt within the next 2 weeks, probably in the best shape of my life, and only have 3 classes left to finish my MBA:)

This weekend 4th of July in Dewey/OCMD should be epic...details to come:)

@Neighbor- No worries homie, we have a beach house in Dewey all summer right next to Starboard so we're up there pretty much every weekend, any time you want to roll with just holla:)


Solid bang session with bisexual/fake tits last night:)  Got a date set up with a new girl from match tonight and then we're leaving for Dewey/OCMD tomorrow morning.  We're taking a party bus to Seacret's Saturday which will be a complete shit show....last time I was at Seacret's I lost my wallet, phone, ID, shirt, and sandals and missed my ride back to Dewey..that place will be the end of me one of these days.  I'm already pretty sure I'm going to miss the bus back to Dewey this time as well because it's supposed to leave at 4:00 and the Klitchko vs haye fight starts at 4:30..we'll see:)  Got 2-3 online girls that I'm supposed to meet up with at some point this weekend so that should be intresting.  Happy 4th of July guys, everyone be safe and have fun!  Let's remember all the people that sacrificed to give us everything we have today:)