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December 9th, 2016
I Normally Don't Tell People How To Self-Amuse...
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Fred E. Rick

Fred E. Rick

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Join Date: 11/02/2010 | Posts: 997

...but this shit is legendary.

Next time you're out rydin' solo and you're bored and/or inside your head, whip out your phone and pretend to have a conversation with a friend.

Say whatever comes out, which is basically freestyling off the dome (but you're talking, not rapping) or vomiting, as Bradley puts it.

This instantly puts you outside your head b/c you're nonstop self-amusing and expressing while people around you think you're being dead serious.

Popular conversational topics of mine: Pepto-Bismol, poisoning a guy and getting away with murder, whatever is going on in the present moment, playing Monopoly, squirting, and dissecting an animal and eating some of its organs.

Fucked up shit, right?

Of course.

But this is the garbage that comes out of my mouth when I do this and just ride the wave.

When you end up approaching a girl you'll already be in a fun, expressive state.

Also, I wouldn't recommend talking about the aforesaid vile shit, but, hey, whatever you say goes, son.

That's why you were given free will. Bashar in the building.
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The only game I have is Candyland.

Arousal begets arousal.

Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

Michael Jordan: "I know what is within me even if you can't see it yet...I have something more important that courage. I have patience. I will become what I know I am."

I wear my heart on my dick.

Everything is internal.
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Fred E. Rick

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I also like to walk around and mumble Lil B lyrics, such as "I got bitches cuh" and "30 on my dick."
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Right action knows no limits.

The only game I have is Candyland.

Arousal begets arousal.

Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

Michael Jordan: "I know what is within me even if you can't see it yet...I have something more important that courage. I have patience. I will become what I know I am."

I wear my heart on my dick.

Everything is internal.
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justadude

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Join Date: 08/30/2010 | Posts: 34

hahaha,
I think its funny.. good stuff
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slothfulpizza

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old news, twodashsix used to do this like 7 years ago.

still a bit useful.
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BAWLS

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I think its better to actually just call a friend and start talking fun.

Talking to a non-existent imaginary friend is just sad.
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Fred E. Rick

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slothfulpizza wrote:
old news, twodashsix used to do this like 7 years ago.

still a bit useful.
Who's 2-6?
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Right action knows no limits.

The only game I have is Candyland.

Arousal begets arousal.

Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

Michael Jordan: "I know what is within me even if you can't see it yet...I have something more important that courage. I have patience. I will become what I know I am."

I wear my heart on my dick.

Everything is internal.
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Fred E. Rick

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Actually I believe this shit originated on Jackass, the innovators behind virtually everything that is of any iota of value.
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Right action knows no limits.

The only game I have is Candyland.

Arousal begets arousal.

Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

Michael Jordan: "I know what is within me even if you can't see it yet...I have something more important that courage. I have patience. I will become what I know I am."

I wear my heart on my dick.

Everything is internal.
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#7

Be.Cool

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Join Date: 07/04/2010 | Posts: 711

lololol Im gonna try this.
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alienantfarm

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Fuark now I want some pizza.
ImF0ckedUp wrote:
 i usually call a pizza delivery service and tell the phone person a joke.
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My personal philosophy: You need to step to every single girl like a fucking bomb. You need to have presence. You need to stand out, and not in a surface level way such as what you're wearing, but as who you are and the way in which you communicate. You need to be unforgettable. You need to create a sense of urgency, that you are now or never. You need to push and at the same time be completely willing to walk away. It is essential to disidentify with the ego, otherwise the inherent rejection associated with pickup will destroy you.

"You need to let them know what kind of man you are, so they know what kind of woman to be."
"Fear is always a constant, but accepting it...makes you stronger."
"Once you done slayed 20-30 of them hoodrats, now you ready to go up to the upper echelon type ho."
"I've got no game. And every face looks the same. They've got no name. So I don't need game to play. I just say whatever I want to whoever I want. Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want."
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Hotdog

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This is a waste of time, you could be talking to a hottie. I go solo all the time and I am never out of set longer than 2 minutes.
Talking to yourself is just masterbation.
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Trojan-

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Hotdog wrote:
This is a waste of time, you could be talking to a hottie. I go solo all the time and I am never out of set longer than 2 minutes.
Talking to yourself is just masterbation.

I agree. Seems like some clown shit, which is fun, but probably won't get you laid. If it works works for you stick with it, I prefer talking to people directly.
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