October 26th, 2016
Deliberate illogicality explained + examples
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Join Date: 11/04/2009 | Posts: 769

I was out with a non-RSD mate last night and after making one of the bar
girls piss herself with laughter, he asked me what I'd said to her.

I explained that all I think about is this statement:

"Much of women's humor comes from incongruity, comically out of place
or unexpected in a given context, things that are out of whack with what's

I do this because I have a strong interest in comedy and it fits my personality.
The strong, silent, sexual frame can also work, but I personally think self
amusing which makes a woman laugh is fucking key.

In the case of the bar girl, I ordered a beer, then said to her, "no wait,
actually I'll take a glass of that shit from the dregs tray [pause] and then a shot
of yaegermeister which you will buy for me for drinking it. Actually, make
that 2 because I'm doing your job for you by cleaning it out. Fuck me dead,
I thought I was lazy."

So how the fuck do you do it?

I read a few news websites each day, so I have an idea of what's going
on, but you can go with anything in the environment, about her, etc, etc.

Here are some examples:

I want to take you out for a romantic dinner .. to the foodcourt.
I want to take you out for breakfast .. and a movie
Let's go on a bike ride .. through the supermarket
Ordering a kebab or nuggets in the bar
Asking for a beer in McDonalds
I read that women who wear [color, style, etc] have X characteristic. I read 
it in cosmo/reader's digest/a fortune cookie, etc
I want to molest your inner child
My inner baby needs breast feeding
My inner child is still going through the bed wetting stage

Let's play a game. [Stare blankly] What? I have to come up with the idea
to play a game and the actual game itself? FMD, I thought I was lazy.

If we we're together, you wouldn't have to work anymore -- I can support
us both selling heroin on ebay. I'll just need your details to open the
ebay account because we'll get more sales if they see it's a chick.

If we were flying together to Bali, I'd totally let you give me a handjob
and blow my load into your blanket. Wait, get that cum soaked thing
away from me. Flight attendant, this chick is trying to put her cum
blanket on me!

If we were on the love boat, I don't think I'd going swimming in the
pool. I think Isaac would have fucked a lot of girls in there and it's
a fair bet he likes to fuck them raw.

With these hypothetical, future projection type things, putting yourself
into them as though it's actually happening is a winner.

Alex gave us a list of topics, but you can come up with your own and
contrast 2 against each other.

For example, Disney and Porn
If Disney made a porn flick, which characters would you like to see in it?
I think Donald Duck fucking the shit out of the Little Mermaid while
Pocahontas licks her corn hole would be entertaining.

This lends itself to shock and awe, teasing, sexual mis-interpretation,
cold reading, plot lines, future projection, etc, etc.

With strong internals (I am enough), a strong sexual frame (comfortable
with and expressing your sexuality, lazer EC), beating tests and physicality,
this is gold. You hear things like "OMG where the fuck do you come up with
this stuff??" and they piss themselves with laughter.

Without that, you are just an entertainer clown.

DI topic list:
working on a farm
farm animals
fruit and vegetables
chicken necks
romantic comedies
fast food
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Johnathan Sampson

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Join Date: 05/10/2009 | Posts: 694

Sounds like you've got tight verbals man. I'd like to check out some of Ryans.

Without the sexual frame, it just seems to pump her BT. Something I can do well.

But with... i'm sure it's laser powerful.
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Sure, just like with the right frame, you can do chode shit like opening doors, etc. Has to come from the right place of being sex worthy, unreactive and expressing, not impressing.

New one from Jeffy:
"I am going to keep you locked in my bedroom for a month and fuck you continually the entire time... no breaks except for food and basic hygeine, just hard core FUCKING... then I shall release you to the wild"
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Join Date: 10/14/2010 | Posts: 224

Love it, man. Great job explaining your verbals.

What are your interactions like later, after the silly stuff?
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I've tried doing this sparingly and also just hitting them with it one 
after the other.

I was recently sitting on a couch with a girl and after few minutes
she was lying on her side laughing. (I hit her with the molesting

Then I start saying things like, "I knew I shouldn't have molested
you, this chick is damaged, I want a new one, like a fucking golf cart." 
Was easy then to just lean over and neck kiss her after that.

I've found with some other girls (waitresses, etc), they'll say shit
like "you seem different today" if I'm not doing it as much as the
last time. Can paint yourself into a corner in that respect.

I would pretty much just keep going with it, but as Jeffy says in
his new article "Making Bold Moves and Playing to Win," you
have to step up the ecalation and just go for it. I'd definitely say
I've blown some chances by not going in for the kill as soon as
I had her laughing.

Also had a stunning Irish chick dragged away from me the other
night by some chodes she was with after a neck kiss.

I've been working on this for a long time, but it seems explaining
it to my mate last night has finally helped me to internalize it all.

I definitely think I need to add in more SOE (statements of empathy)
as a few times I've had strange looks, etc. Mostly positive though.

Just a thought I had about that Disney/porn theme. I'd say that would
be worth downloading, then chunk to downloading by saying, "you're
not one of those people who steal music and information from
starving artists are you?"

If she asked if I was, I'd just say "are you high? Of course I fucking
download. I ain't paying for some artists heroin habit."

Then chunk to heroin, etc. I look at it like a good stand up comic,
where they are going for 4-6 laughs per minute.
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real good article! this ones getting quoted in my fr's
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Thanks a lot for the thread, i deff using this self amusing for talking to everyone, i tried creating my own deliberate illogical stuff, i tried to get some stuff for my own, some i got on websites, are these legit??:

im gunna name my beer "responsibly", so other companies advertise for me, "drink responsibly
I love dolphins they are the only other species that have sex for pleasure

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Next time you want to  tolerate pain  think think of threesome fantasies
Im a Cannibal for you, I dont eat clowns thou they taste funny.
Santa is only jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
youll be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want
I have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see me without a boner, make me a sandwich.
The last thing I want to do is have sex with you. But it's still on the list.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many including you
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Do not argue with an idiot. She will drag you down to her level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Fred E. Rick

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Join Date: 11/02/2010 | Posts: 997

Good stuff.

Just want to emphasize that a dode saying these jokes would make them really lame.

You have to be self-amusing and not seeking validation when saying them.
Right action knows no limits.

The only game I have is Candyland.

Arousal begets arousal.

Owen Cook: "Everyone told me I couldn't master the game, they said I couldn't build RSD, they said I couldn't do all sorts of shit. Those were their limitations, not mine. I don't have limitations because I choose to focus on what's possible, not on what supposedly can't be done...Ultimately to be the best you have to be hungrier, more focused, willing to die for the shit. I'm willing to go to that length because I'm disgusted by the experience I had in my first two decades of life and can't stand other people not having a rope to pull themselves up. I've been given more blessings than I ever asked for or deserved and have no reservations to go to any length to cultivate and offer the gifts I feel forming within myself on a daily basis in return for that."

Augustine of Hippo: “Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.”

Michael Jordan: "I know what is within me even if you can't see it yet...I have something more important that courage. I have patience. I will become what I know I am."

I wear my heart on my dick.

Everything is internal.
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Join Date: 08/25/2009 | Posts: 2511

Yeah I say a lot of this shit naturally when having fun or in state.

When it comes out bad is when im reaction seeking. Which happened A LOT with routines.

So I promised myself never to use the same one twice and only to make them up on the spot.

I come up with some hilarious shit at times.
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