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December 5th, 2016
Ze 30 Day Challenge to ze fuck - Episode IV : The Return of Mandala
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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Hello, zees iz Paris Boum Boum. I boobz. I also Swedish girls wiz big boobz. I French, but I not gay.

Mandala iz my dick. I want to fuck ze chicks, so I go out wiz Mandala everyday for 30 days.
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Paris Boum Boum

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My cheat sheet:

I do 10 approaches a day, I do at least 5 impossible approaches a day.

I socialize and practice until 12, I go for the pull until I lose my chromosomes.
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Paris Boum Boum

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BTW This is episode IV, the former episodes are here:

http://www.rsdnation.com/node/129196 (0: How I became what I was meant to be)
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/154478 (I & II: Ze Legend of ze Doubble Phuck, Ze Kompute3000 Archivez)
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/178486 (III: Love, Dong, Light & Magic)

I'll read them everytime I gay. 
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Starsailor

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Love it man... your old 30  day challenge was awesome last year.

This is gonna be epic!
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Cat

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I'm in for zis shit.

Edit: Addition: Where iz ze game plan?
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 1, 03-01-11
Tuesday


Hello, zis iz Paris Boum Boum. I like my hair, but I am not gay.

Today I spoke to nobody during the day. I had stuff to do until late. At around 11pm / midnight, I have a choice: either I go home, take a shower because I stink, and stay home because everything will be closed on a Tuesday night. 

OR I stink like a corpse AND I go out. I wanted to go home really bad, zen I remembered it was ze challenge to get ze fuck, so I went to the nightlife area. 
I was very tired, and very hungry, and very stinky, zen I thought "cool I am gonna practice while being out of state and slightly disgusting". I took a grab to eat and went to the bar. 

I force myself to talk to the first group. It lasts 20 sec. Note for tomorrow: it's not about approaching, it's about socializing. Next time I'll stay wiz zem and befriend zem az though we were on facebook. 

Zen I choded out comfortably. I didn't approach a blonde girl who was with another girl and was very touchy feely with a guy I assumed was ze BF. She waz also the singer of a band, so waz ze guy. I didn't talk to a girl next to me near ze counter. I didn't talk to anozer blonde girl who stayed zere 5 min tops. I didn't talk to a tall brunette, who waz gone by the time I waz mustering ze courage to talk to people. 

Zere waz a cute brunette with ze boobz, and I couldn't approach. Ze fuck. 

I started feeling a bit sad, because this venue waz among the first I started practicing in, and I can still be a chode there. 
I waz thinking about hanging myself. 
Zen a guy said hi to me because he thought I was wiz one of his friends. I talked wiz him, and suddenly I am in social mode. Same stuff as yesterday lol. He thought I was ze shit, so he introduced me to his friends. But ze cute brunette leaves, ze fuck. Ze guys are cool zough. We have a fun time, zen I leave. 

I talk briefly to a girl sitting on the stairs. She smiles, but doezn't suck my dick.
I think I am gay and I should leave. 

I see ze brunette wiz a tall guy. Zen zey are on ze verge of leaving. Oh well .
Zen I see her talking to a small guy. 

Enough waz enough. I am Paris Boum Boum. 
I walk up straight to her as the guy waz talking to her. 
I say "hey, gimme your scarf". 
She says "what ?"
I don't acknowledge little man at all, I feel he is still there trying to finish his sentence. 
I say "your scarf, gimme".
She turns to me, little man is desintegrating himself. 
"I need your scarf, mine has holes, is always whining, always talking shit being my back, I am sick and tired of it"
She smiles. Then we chat. 
Topics involved:
-Clothes that talk
-My life is shit
-I dont have friends, only 2 facebook friends from somewhere in India
-Starcraft
-I will solve my relationship problems by using 8 siege tanks and 14 battlecruisers
-I will give you diseases
-I have no stds and I hifived my doctor in front of all the people who had cancer of aids
-my 2 year old cousin haz no conversation at all
-etc etc

I waz a bit rusty at first, but I did a few smart moves. I prevented her from being taken by her friends who had to leave, by moving as we were talking so that she waz turning her back on her friends, and I waz leaning against ze kind of wall. She waz isolated hardcore very smoothly. 
I got physical but I felt she waz not into harcore physicality. So I got physical enough to make her understand I waz not afraid of contact, but I didn't manhandled her. 
Zen her friend came "we have to go NOW".
I felt ze brunette liked me by ze way she replied to her friend. 
I couldn't do much more as they were supposed to leave already 30 min before. I ask for her FB, she blushes and gives me her name. 

Tonight I learned zat I must talk to people during ze day if I want to make it eazier for me during ze week.
I am ze shit because I turned from chode to champ by the sole virtue of my retardation. 

So tonight I didn't get ze fuck.
But it doezn't matter, I'll get ze fuck tomorrow. 
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Paris Boum Boum

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Take a seat, gentleman, you're welcome.
Starsailor wrote:
Love it man... your old 30  day challenge was awesome last year.

This is gonna be epic!
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Paris Boum Boum

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Game plan:

-Go out for 30 days in a row
-Get ze fuck

Cat wrote:
I'm in for zis shit.

Edit: Addition: Where iz ze game plan?
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.uestlove

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Haha, cool report man. I've read some stuff from your earlier reports, which were pretty good.
Will definitely follow this one as well.

and dude...

starcraft, really? How do you got to that topic? If a girl talked to me about starcraft I'd marry her haha.
fukken siege tanks and BCs, that part cracked me up!
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 2, 03-02-11
Wednesday


LR: Shameless blanket

Hello, zis iz Paris Boum Boum. I get ze fuck. 

I couldn't go out before midnight, because I was seeing a close friend I haven't seen for years. Zen I want to go home and sleep. But I remember I have to get ze fuck. So I go to ze bar.

There is not much action there. I chat wiz ze people I know. Zere's a cute blonde, but I don't want to appraoch her as she is wiz 2 guys. Zere iz a cute brunette but she iz wiz one guy. I am choding out. Zen I decide I should as well go elsewhere. 
So I approach ze first blonde wiz ze 2 guys, and it opens very well. I am not interested though because she's not as cute as I thought. 
Zen I realize the other cute girl waz wiz a guy I knew. I chat him, she comes to us, zen I see she iz very attracted to me. I play ze game well, but az my friend made out wiz her first I prefer to leave. 
I am ze shit because I interacted wiz zose girls though.

On my way, I approach a 5 set of English speaking people; It waz cool, I don't do that often, and I owned them, even if it waz for a short time (zey werent hot so I didn't stick in). Zere iz no 2 or 3 or 5 sets, zere iz only your voice and how you use it. 

Zen I stumble upon a girl I knew. She waz wiz her friend and her friend's sister. Zose are ze girls I met last week. Zey are razer young. Now zey want to go get a drink anywhere wiz me.
Ze coolest girl waz ze other one, I had great conversations wiz her. Today, she told me zat she fucked 20 guys and she iz only 19, but she never had an orgasm. During that time, I invisible gamed ze sister, because she waz ok / cute, and because ze girl I liked told me she waz very hot. 

I talked to some more girls in ze bar. I got introduced to ozer girls. For those who don't know, when girls are together or when zey are wiz gay guys, they only talk about how many guys zey fucked, and how much zey want to get pounded. One girl waz very cute, very innocent / girl next door type, and zat waz ze way she talked. But she didn't stay az ze first group wanted to bring me to zeir place. 
The sister, who waz rather young (yet legal ha ha ha), started to hit on me very hard. I think that I managed to make her very jealous by ze way I interacted wiz her 19 yo sister. She kisses me repeatedly. I'm like "ok, why not". 

They bring me to zeir place. I go on the couch put a blanket over 18 yo and me. We start to get naughty. Ze sister is in ze same room, az well az 2 ozer persons lol. Zen zey all go in ze kitchen, and things heat up. My girl iz ready to be fucked raw right now under ze blanket. I put a condom, we fuck. I didn't last long as I waz super tired. 
Zen I couldn't get it up again becausz I waz very tired. 
Zen zere waz no condom anymore. 
Ze vibe waz cool, so we just chilled. It waz funny to see how much she wanted ze dick. No inhibitions. 
Zen, we chill on ze couch in ze living room wiz ze blanket, cool vibe overall, we play video game on an iPad (useless device btw), zen az ze other people are in ze same room on ze couch, I have a conversation wiz my girl while fingering her and I challenge her to keep talking to me during that time- It's hard for her. Zen it gets interesting, she manages to get condom through one of ze ozer girls, we go to ze ozer room and we fuck again. 
Zis time it felt very good. 

Zen I chill and I leave. 

I am ze shit because I went out although I didn't want to. Also I got ze fuck. Also I go ze fuck on Friday, and I pulled on Sunday and almost twice ze week before. Not bad for a retard. 
I learned zat I shouldn't forget girls want to be pounded hard all ze time. 

Do tonight I got ze fuck.
But it doesn't matterz, I'll get ze fuck tomorrow.
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Paris Boum Boum

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I pulled a hottie once by talking about starcraft. Very hot girl. I didn't fuck her though, we had to take a taxi and I required more minerals.
.uestlove wrote:
Haha, cool report man. I've read some stuff from your earlier reports, which were pretty good.
Will definitely follow this one as well.

and dude...

starcraft, really? How do you got to that topic? If a girl talked to me about starcraft I'd marry her haha.
fukken siege tanks and BCs, that part cracked me up!
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