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May 18th, 2013
SYDNEY: Lifestyle Design & Lording over this fucking city (Oh yeah and pics + travel tips)
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#91
Martin Crowe

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Thursday 24/6 

I'm feeling significantly amped as me and T-bag head around the corner to World - I'd forgotten about the joys of red bull/vodka and had sunk 4-5 by the time we left. But tonight there is a fucking gargantuam line outside - courtesy of an end of semester uni party going on. I see Moey close to the front and we try to cut in with him (everyone is cutting in), but the bouncer (who I've seen and greeted many times) orders us to get to the back.

I've always gotten attitude from the bouncers here and I get the feeling that they really don't like me. No idea why though. Clearly I've failed in my attempt at implementing my friend Lethyr's 'bouncer game'. This is in spite of being a well behaved, non-rowdy, drink buying, card carrying member of the place. Not to mention the fact that I'm there all the goddamn time. My best guess is simply that haters gonna hate, especially when they're forced to to bare witness to a relatively short, average looking guy who endlessly wears the same threads and pulls cute/hot girls every other night in front of them. At least the security crew at Argyle like me.

Luckily Calo is 3/4s of the way along the line so we cut in with him out of view to save us a little time. I also get talking with a decent American girl in the line but find the place to be insanely packed once we're inside. Not entirely satisfied, we get stamped and go round the corner to Kit and Kaboodle which is dead asides from a private function which we are promptly ejected from - so we go back to World while T-bag detours off to get a drink at our apartment first. Once I'm back I head to the outdoor area and open a 3-set of American girls. I go in well but they're kind of distant so after a while I just lose interest and bounce back inside - running face to face with the American girl from the line outside. At the time I'd assumed that she was with a guy who'd been closely shadowing her in the line - but that clearly wasn't the case as she put her arms around me immediately and the make-out ensued a minute later. The guy was still there though and clearly unhappy. In spite of his presence and that of her other friends, I tell her to come get a drink with me at my apartment - pointing out that it'd be quicker than waiting in the line at the bar. She agrees.

Time to pull: <5 minutes.

We walk back hand in hand to mine, keep the vibe going and get 2 drinks. We then fool around on my bed but it's challenging to take things further with her phone exploding from incoming texts and calls from her concerned friends and the dode guy.She doesn't answer them but the realization of what she's doing (and how fast) obviously unsettles her. No full close tonight. She does however want me to hang out with her and her friends back at the bar -so I agree to chill with her in going along with Alex's 'time is your ally' concept.

The rest of the night isn't that eventful, I hang with her and find out that she's leaving on Saturday - though she sugests hanging out on Friday night.There's a lot of kissing and eye gazing and then some random dipshit tries to fight me after I laugh at his drunken girlfriend falling over in the bar. He backs down after seeing that he's not in the least bit intimidating me. Yankee girl wants to spend tonight with her friends so I decide to leave my closing attempt on her till tomorrow night. It seems solid. I kiss her goodnight and go home.

One thing I've observed from the last couple of months: The universe is falling more in more with my thinking every time I go out. A few nights I've gone out and thought na, not really feeling it. But the nights where I've gone out thinking, yeah shit is fuckin on yo (even with lots of early blowouts or fizzling sets) - I've made bank or come pretty close. Sure I didn't get the full close tonight - but thats not really a reflection on anything I'm doing wrong, and the strength of my reality is growing.

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I went out Friday but it's not worth writing up given I was really drunk and I can't recall seeing any girls of interest to me. Call it an excuse but I seriously mean it. With regards to the previous nights project - it was her last night in the country and after alot of tooing and froing via text she decided to spend it with friends. I sure know when and how to pick 'em.

Saturday I had a quiet one and Sunday I had my recurring sex date with the Asian girl. I'm going to leave her though - she's not that great in the sack and isn't really that interesting as a person either. I've had 3 outstanding girls for awesome sex this year - HBCalagry, HBMexico and HBNorway. These girls could really fuck good and I've realized that this is where the benchmark is. It always does your head in when a hot girl is uselss in the sack. 
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Martin Crowe

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Thursday 30/6  

Partied like a fucking boss tonight. With the sales team collectively smashing their quarterly targets, it was time to bust out the company Platinum AmEx. 10 of us had dinner at one of Sydneys most exclusive restaurants and then proceeded to sink in the whereabouts of 4k on booze at various establishments...  there-in explaining the brevity of this post. We didn't go anywhere with many girls, but later on in the night passed through Ivy which was mostly empty. I was hopelessly drunk but noticed the hot Russian chick I hooked up with a couple of months ago. I hadn't seen her in ages but she seemed really happy to see me and I got a brief make-out with her again. She's fucking sexy so now everyone in the company thinks I'm James Bond. I also tried my luck on some other stunner but ended up getting cockblocked by her abrasive brother. Fall into a cab and go home. 

Friday 1/7 

I'd gotten to bed around 4:30 and woken up for work at 7. I agnozingly got up in a still drunken malaise and made my way to work in a zombie like fashion - only to find out that just me and one other guy had shown up today. Even my boss threw in the towel. We both like feel shit - as well as fools - but on the plus side it meant I could leave work early at lunch time, recuperate and be in good form for tonight.

By the way - this month is DRY JULY. No booze.  

So tonight is Ivy with KR and his brother. We get there around 12:30 and it's packed - and I don't feel like approaching - but I force myself too. As always the first sober set sucks. 2 South American girls - I open strongly but am immediately in my head and can't bring anything to the table other than chodversation. I blow myself out when I can't think of anything else to say and then just stand there till she turns her back on me. Not a big deal. Warmed up now. 

KR opens some Asian girl next who instantly starts blushing. It makes it easy to casually open her hot friend with Hey, I think your friend is quite shy, but that's all good - I'm shy as well. 

She fucking loves me from the start. I get physical with her but don't go for the kiss just yet (want to try and take her home later) even though KR is hooking up with his one hard hahahar. They want to go dance or something right now so I figure I'll see her later. 

Next set. Open some girl who straight up tells me she has a boyfriend and then spot KR talking to some girl whose friend is frusteratingly trying to butt in on the outside - though neither of them have noticed just yet haha. The friend isn't bad looking though so it's time to send in the bomb defusal squad - AKA me :D

I can tell shes concerned so I go in low energy and really casual. Tell her my friend is a good guy and recommend we go sit down for a while. I start running the usual game on her and she calls me a sleazy guy. I fucking love tests. 5 minutes later I'm hooking up with her. We then go out again to see KR and his girl. This girl really likes me now and keeps touching my ass, though I'm losing interest in her and want to find the other girl from before. 

About 10 minutes later I spot her coming up the stairs, storm over, grab her ass and make out with her. She's loving it and her friends like me also, who I chill with for a while - but they're also on their way out... She gives me her number and says she wants to see me again next Friday. I try to pull her but it's not going to happen tonight. We'll see for later ha.

My last set for the night is the best. Easilly a 9/10 + girl. It cracks me up how when I feel good I can make my approaches boring as shit and still get great results. She's sitting down by the water jug and I nonchalantly ask her if she's going dry for july also. She asks me to repeat since her English isn't great. Turns out she is sober, and also Finnish. Conversation is brief and from the classic jewelery inspection I pull her in for a little kiss, after which she throws her number and facebook info at me - apologising that she's just about to go. I'm about to go home myself. Not a bad night. 

I've been fbing/texting with the Finnish girl heaps since Friday night. She lives far out from the main city but is keen for a Day 2 this week. She is so goddamn sweet and sexy :)

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I passed on Saturday night since I wanted to stay in and watch some sports games of importance to me. Monthly Review is imminent....


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Martin Crowe

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The Monthly Review: June Issue #4 

But First! A little side project of mine (I don't think it needs explaining - I just added Mexico to it recently):



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And because my thread titles says 'pics' here are some of the girls laid from recent weeks (I don't have pics of them all but if you've been reading my shit you can try and guess who's who :P):

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June Vital Stats
Average number of nights out per week: 1-2
New girls fully closed: 2 ( 2 Day 2’s)
Make-outs: 10+ ?

I can make this brief since there were no major epiphanies - just a realisation of one thing that needs to be done.

Overall it was a relatively quiet month - with OMFG - NO SNLS! 

May's month of unemployment madness meant that I had the freedom of sleeping in most days so I could go out on week nights (my preferred nights out).

But I started a new, good job in June and therefore my effort during the week has been focussed on showing up each morning at my best. Doing awesome in this job means greater travelling opportunities at the end of as this year as well as the next in general - so rocking 3-4 days a week won't always be in the cards. Plus I like the work and benefits :D

I didn't do too badly last month considering I was barely approaching. But there-in lies my issue that needs to be addressed. My lack of approaching is entirely ego based and nothing to do with nervousness. 

Fact is I can pull chicks off cold approach no problems when the situation presents itself. It's been the peripheral issues surrounding getting to that stage that I've been trying to sort out.

May was all about relaxing and becoming non outcome dependent.

June was about carrying that on.

July needs to be about APPROACHING heaps more and riding the social momentum of the night. I feel like the last few months lessons have been ingrained deeply enough to be not need reiteration.

I'm also aware that my title thread says 'Travel tips'. That'll be getting addressed this month also :)
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#94

king rat

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Join Date: 11/08/2010 | Posts: 57

I never thought a kiwi would be historys next megalomaniac fixated on world domination ;)

I'm keen for some sober gaming and more approaching too. Looks like July will be an interesting month
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#95
Moey

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Sick reports. I'll have to step it up, those girlies are gorgeous
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#96
Martin Crowe

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 I hope to see you lads out tomorrow! More gorgeous girlies are needed...
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Allow me to share a little of my culture with you, this song is pure brilliance from New Zealand. And an awesome little state pumper for me:



Friday 8/7 


So it's saturday and I have epicly failed at my Dry July attempt. 8 days is all it lasted. I've woken up with a proper hangover headache and feel like slime. But as a consolation the Finnish turbo I met briefly last Friday was cuddled up to me naked. So yeah, that part turned out pretty good. 

To be honest I hadn't thought that our 5 minute interaction last Friday night was the most rock solid interaction for a day 2 - simply due to the brevity of it. That and the fact that I'd seen her earlier in the night gettting hovered over by 'roid pumping league jocks who were doing what 'roid pumping league jocks normally do to pick up girls - showing off their tattoos and putting girls hands on their biceps. But the beauty of our interaction was its serenity. If it's one thing I've learned about laying the 5/5 star girls - it's the ability to be disarmingly normal around them.

I'd gotten a little lip peck kiss before I left her - then added her on facebook a couple of days later. But it was she who was on the attack from that point onward. We chatted throughout the week but organising a meetup was difficult due to her being a live-in nanny who's currently residing in the southern most point of Sydney (lover an hour from the city). That being said, she suggested that she and her friend meet up on Friday evening and I pushed it further to her coming over to mine for drinks, where I could pull my brother T-bag in as a wing. Her friend turned out to be pretty decent as well. I told myself I wouldn't drink but that would have been really lame given the situation, so I decided to have a few - which eventually turned into half a bottle of Vodka and a fair portion of the 3 bottles of wine that we would later get in town. 

I got to say, there isn't much to say about how it all went down. Shit was fairly textbook smooth. We drank, talked and listened to music at mine, bounced to The Argyle around midnight and drank some more there - all the while gradually turning the dial up in terms of intimacy and physicaclity. Qualified her HARD - she's only just turned 19 and already working on the other side of the world before attending med school next year in Finland. Pretty cool stuff. In the meantime T-bag had his usual pimp juice flowing and hooked up with her friend. The double pull back to ours was breezy. We both scored. I made sure to fuck mine with the light on given how porn-star quality her looks and body are. A sex noise competition between the two rooms eventually came into affect.

After a second round in the morning I made us both a quality cooked breakfast before kissing her goodbye. This girl is very sweet, intelligent and sexy-as-fuck. Hands down the highest quality girl I've scored this year. See again? Yes I think so :) It's ridiculously tempting to post a pic of her up here to try and give some idea, but frankly I think I've already conveyed what I consider a hot girl to be on the first page. 

I busted an executive line on her through text just a minute ago that greatly amused me:

You can be the little blue angry bird. I will be the red one. Together we will beat the stupid pigs and make purple eggs. 

LOL LOL xxxx

(Angry birds are from Finland)


=D

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Martin Crowe

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Just some miscellaneous randomness.

I received a late night out-of-the-blue text on Saturday night from HB:Mexico explaining that the reason she’d ignored me and facebook defriended me after our ONS was that she has a boyfriend. So I guess that’s that until he fucks up again.

At about 3:50am on Sunday I got another text from HB7:Calgary from May – saying that she was back in Sydney for 30 hours before returning home and asked if I wanted to meet up. So we met up for coffee in the afternoon and then banged in her private hostel room about an hour after that. She’s actually coming back to Australia in a few weeks, so it wasn’t a goodbye – which is good since she’s really fun to hang with and great in the sack. She does seem to be a bit of a slut though, afterwards she was meeting some other guy for dinner. But who am I to judge.

I’ve also become acutely aware that I quite like the Finnish girl and am open to more than just a causal sex relationship with her. But I don’t know if I’ll be able to see her this weekend and can already feel neediness vibes creeping through – even though we’re still talking regularly via IM. There’s only one solution to this – keep going out and meeting new girls too kill these vibes. She’s the first girl I’ve proper liked since the Polish turbo on page 1 of this thread.

So I went out last night (Tuesday 12/7). It doesn’t warrant a FR since I was only out an hour or so at my regular around the corner. Didn’t do much. Just hung with Moey, Calo and Luke, had a few stimulating conversations with some girls, got some numbers/fb info but went home around 11:30 -  so more-or-less outside possible pulling hours. Fulfilled its objective in taking my mind off her though.

The important thing to remind myself here was that my life was totally awesome before I met her, and it will continue to be so, with or without her. I gotta bring it all back to me yo. 





And now for something completely different:

**The Penultimate pokcet guide to the Sydney night scene**
www.rsdnation.com/node/193246/forum

I wrote this guide to the Sydney night scene in the inner circle section. It briefly details many of the major hotspots and could be of use to anyone dropping by my fair adopted city, anyone who doesn’t go out here much - and for any of the regular local crew – provide some lolz.
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Professor Hughes~

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Martin Crowe wrote:
At about 3:50am on Sunday I got another text from HB7:Calgary from May – saying that she was back in Sydney for 30 hours before returning home and asked if I wanted to meet up. So we met up for coffee in the afternoon and then banged in her private hostel room about an hour after that. She’s actually coming back to Australia in a few weeks, so it wasn’t a goodbye – which is good since she’s really fun to hang with and great in the sack. She does seem to be a bit of a slut though, afterwards she was meeting some other guy for dinner. But who am I to judge. 

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Haha, well, at least you weren't getting sloppy seconds like the other guy.  I gotta go back to Calgary sometime.

Also I enjoyed some nostalgic vibes about Sidebar, World Bar, and the other classy night establishments of Sydney from your nightlife guide.  shades
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Highly entertaining!!! i need to download that state pump song, its fucking amazing.


LEGGO!!
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