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Stories of my drunken debauchery and disgusting adventures as a fratdaddy who knows how to take advantage of the college scene. Sorostitutes and GDI's, trek with caution.
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THE COLLEGE CODE - Journal of Glory [PICS] - My life in a nutshell
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10,000 WORDS OF WISDOM
Free Text Guide e-book written by me?
TEXT HOES GET LAID

star22
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Join Date: 03/25/2009 | Posts: 357
About me: I go to a nerd college in shitville colorado (near denver) and get really drunk on the weekend (how else do you make ugly girls look good?). the guy to cute girl ratio is like 10:1. Honestly I would fuck mostly any girl at this moment. My look standards have gone way low.
but anyways i get my fake in a week and a half and get my car back soonish. its been like a month since ive gone clubbing (school+no car+ really cold). so these should get better
Friday: Its beach party at SAE. I bike down the hill to the fraternity house with my arizona and vodka. I'm in my usual california beach bum wear. I walk in the door and sign some stupid guestlist thing (wtf?) which I was on cause i'm awsome. I walk around and proceed to drink alot for the next 20 minutes. I say hi to almost everyone, as I see the same people at every party (especially girls, this school has 3k undergrad). The speakers are broken and its fairly empty in the basement. The speakers get working and I go and get my dj shit. I find a sober driver. I go back and proceed to DJ for about an hour. I'm happy that i'm seeing slutty girls i have never seen, this could get fun. Some other dude comes with giant speakers and dj shit, i let him take over. I want to get drunk and hit on girls. I have a moment of chodedom, then yell at myself in my head why the fuck am i choding out when i know everyone and im drunk; (thats probably it, I know them all... can't beast too hard). Dont remember much.
Interesting part:
I'm dancing with some chick. I'm drunk enough that shes fuckable and looking kind of cute. after dancing i'm horny and want to get ass so im like "LETS GET SOME MORE ALCOHOL". I dont know how or why this worked, it just did. There was actually no alcohol left upstairs, and i knew that. Then i was like "YO I WANT TO TALK LETS FIND A QUIET PLACE." "HEY HERES A BATHROOM. LETS GO IN HERE". I talked to her and makeout in 1.2 seconds (maybe a minute, i really dont remember). Then people start knocking so i change bathrooms, then people bother us again so i take her upstairs to another bathroom (frat house, lots of bathrooms) and lock it. people knock and then i stop.
I pull my usual "Do you even go here? WTF i have never seen you before." I do say this. Because I'm at 99% of frat parties on campus and i have no clue who she is. It turns out she is some chicks roomate that I almost fucked twice but didn't due to logistics. It makes them super-qualify usually and makes me sound badass. After all, I am the DJ (lol). And then I put her hand on my dick while i'm grabbing her ass making out. I got the weirdest LMR I HAVE EVER HEARD OF.
her: "sorry i'm from the south, i don't move this fast usually" LOL WHAT?
me:"its ok". then i give some stupid speech on how guys judge girls for sex or something. i should have kept beasting her.
i think shes the virgin. A lot of the girls here are virgins or have fucked 1 guy in there lives. I smoke weed and drink and its like OMG YOUR A BAD KID. LOL. fucking virgins. i want sluts.
Then some dude knocks on the door a shitton, so i open it to tell them to fuck off (im cool with a majority of the guys) and its my TA from last semster, WTF LOL. He's drunk and pissed off. He tells me to get out of his bathroom. I leave then she goes to find her friends. Her friend is passed out on the toilet so i walk away.
Nothing else happened worth mentioning, got a few numbers which i should call. Otherwise I danced with a few chicks. Its 3am and I have a calc III test tomorrow and a chem test friday morning. I need to sleep and study (lol)
I stayed up til 4am unsuccessfully gaming chicks and then biked back to my appt.
saturday: played beerpong and drank more
sunday:slept