THE FORUMS

Night Out 7

 SOME PUSSY, MAKOUT's and SHITLOADS OF MONEY SPENT (For me..)

Right, Just by looking at my notes I can see that this post is going to be pretty long, so if you’re thinking about reading this before fapping to some good porn (I would recommend Bree Olsen, she is my favourite) then don’t bother starting. Fapp and THEN read it.

Anyway, here it goes *Deep Breath*

At 7:30pm my cuz and I went out to KFC since he was hungry. We were supposed to meet up with Flyer at another club in the city. He was at some guy’s birthday party and had invited us along to join him to kind of warm up before the long night ahead.

At about 8pm we got to the club where the area up stairs was reserved for the birthday party, it was pretty quiet since we were early (I don’t like going out early) but whatever. We met Flyer and shit was going pretty well. We were quickly introduced to people but couldn’t find good seats to sit down so we decided to go downstairs and open a few sets by the bar.

1. "I am Divorced"

I saw a two set and decided to open them. One was short, blond and had a weird eye (I shall call her blinky) and the other one (the fitter one) was a tall brunette with black hair (I will christen her vaggie for reasons that will be apparent later). I can't actually remember what I opened with (but who the fuck cares anyway) what I know for sure is that I was (as usual) chatting complete rubbish. After talking for a while I was informed that they both had kids and were divorced, I wasn’t sure if I actually wanted to get with them, but then decided I wanted to see where the interaction will go.

After a while of random shit and a few giggles, weird eye wants to impress us by doing the splits in the middle of the bar. Later Flyer had taken weird eye and isolated her (good). My cuz and I were talking to vaggie, my cuz had to call his gash so he went off somewhere and now I was talking to vaggie by myself. She seemed to be pretty attracted to me and after a little more push and pull she decided to talk about her sexual experiences (I stated that she was kinky earlier in the convo) and told me about how she had shoved some kind of vegetable in her vagina (hence the name) and it broke. She thought that she had to go to the A&E but was able to pull it out in the end. I had a semi now.

Later on Blinky was talking to some other guy while the vaggie had gone to the toilet. We decided that we wanted to go upstairs again and thus I grabbed Blinky away from the random guy (who was a little confused as to what just happened) and told her we're going upstairs. Vaggie had just arrived back from the toilet and we were told that they will meet up with us later. Whatever, we moved on.

I was then introduced to a 3 set by Flyer. While he was talking to a cute woman I turned to wing him and made sure that the two other chicks had their FULL attention on me. He was now locked in (good). I entertained them a little bla bla bla but by this point it was 10pm and I wanted to go to a proper club. I received a call from RonRon asking me where we're going. I wasn’t sure, had to check with Flyer first. After a little chat I sensed that Flyer wanted to stay and we talked about it. He was staying since it was his friend’s birthday (plus he seemed to be having fun so no probs).

We said bye and went off to find a good club with (young) ASSETS.

2. Club A, B, C, D, ....

Ok, now we wanted to find a good club which seemed like a fucking mission. We decided to go to a club (let's call this one Club A...) that is usually pretty full. My cuz and I arrived and it seemed to be empty. SHIT. I was not sure whether I want to pay to enter and then realise its shit so we decided to wait for RonRon to arrive before deciding. My Boy (let's call him Yasu) texted me saying he wanted to join us. SICK! I told him where we were and now he was on his way. Soon enough we met up with RonRon and decided to check out club B down the road. It seemed like it was closed. Fuck, then we went back to Club A. We pay to enter (£3) and it fucking stinks like old pussy. Seriously why for the love of everything that is holy would anyone have CARPETS in a club?
I tried to go to the dance floor but realised this was not going to work. There were NO ASSETS, and I couldn’t breathe so we decided to head out.

Now Yasu had just arrived and we decided to walk up to the middle of the city where we have a lot of options. We enter Club C where there was a long ass queue. While we were waiting some retard decided that all his friends could just sneak in. Yasu and I did NOT want to take his shit so we called him on it. He quickly tried to discourage us by asking us what we were "going to do about it" and the guy wanted to fight. His friend started apologising for sneaking in and said his other friend had just come down bla bla bla. It was complete rubbish. RonRon asked me why I always get into shit like this, but whatever it didn’t matter. Our mood quickly got better when we decided that we should move as most of the gash was going the other way.

We followed the girls, but all the clubs had LONG ASS que's. We waited to enter Club D. While we were about half way we decided it was too long and we moved to another Club E. ... we waited for a while but then decided AGAIN it was too long and yet again moved to another club (F). While standing in the queue we had 3 girls waiting behind us. BANG, I opened. They all pretty wasted and the drunk girl kept spewing shit at me about "FCC" or "LCC" (some company/paper that she worked for...I think...) I found the drunk girl funny. She started to repeat the same sentence about 22 times throughout our interaction. When she did shut up Yasu decided to ask about the "LCC" and got her going again. One of the chicks (she was ok..I guess) was very into talking to me. Bla bla bla....she tried to touch me and was able to break my necklace. BITCH. She apologized about 12 times... I DONT care.

When he finally entered the club paid (£2 I think). It was SHIT. Fucking hell it was full of old people. The average age was something near 40... but we wanted to at least stay more than 5 minutes in a club. We started dancing for about 3 minutes but then realised that this shit was just NOT good. We moved.

We enter yet another club (G). And we pay (£4 I think...) fuck I hate paying... Anywho, we start muching about. My state is not very high since I am tired from moving about and just felt chody. We start trying to dance (I looked like an ape with my particular moves). Yasu goes and starts grinding on some Asset. I join him, but rather more hardcore (blow out deluxe). The girl was NOT amused and gets a little angry (lolz). We start just dancing around and making jokes. Its fucking hot. I decide to go wild and act like a spastic. Some white skinny girl thinks its funny and acts like a spastic with me.

3. Fishing for Sluts

After a bit we start choding about again... fuck this. I was tired and shit was not fun anymore. The club closed at 12pm. I was pissed. We moved on. We then tried to go back to Club E. Things started to become fun again. We had two good looking teachers behind us. While waiting in the queue RonRon and I decided that it would be funny to Fish for girls. Whenever I saw an Asset I tried to grab them while they were walking past. The teachers behind us found this funny and called it "Fishing for sluts". I was horny for one of them. When we were about half way in the que one of the teachers was telling the bouncer how her friend was his friend's GF. Yeah, because of that they got a que jump. I decide to try to jump with them. She says she doesn’t know me (in kind ‘a playful way...) fuck that.

While we wait some wasted blond chick runs up to RonRon and tells him that she really needs to take a piss. She has big tits. RonRon let her Join us. She can't speak properly. We advise her that if she really needs the toilet we'll help her out by letting her piss in the queue. She doesn’t want to. We are now at the front of the queue. I inform the Bouncers that this gash will piss her self if she doesn’t enter. They are sceptical. I say that I don’t actually care, but if she does take a piss on the floor they are responsible. They let her in.

Finally we enter and my state is now gone down again. Fuck. We chode around most of the time we're there. I am VERY tired now. (it's only 1am at this point). I decide that I want to just go to the cocktail bar upstairs and SIT. I go upstairs and I SIT. GOD I'm Tired. I start watching the shit on the TV screen. Some random Japanese shit is on. I feel high...I am actually entertained by it for a while. I wake up from my weird state and notice that I am thirsty. I go to the bar and ask for tap water (I am relaxed now). I ask for a lemon in my water (this is very important to me). The cocky bartender say's he only has lime (dickhead). I accept the lime. I get my lime.

Some blond chick is talking to the waitress by the bar. I ask what their chatting about. Bla bla bla Modelling thing (I dont even know why I asked). I just stand there staring at my glass. I see another Blond VERY Fucking FIT Goddess of a girl next to the blond girl. She is bored and looks at me. She starts talking. I tell her to come over to my side. She happily abides... SHE SHALL ABIDE!. Fuck, I know her... She works at the same club and she's from Bermuda. This is her night off. We have a very casual conversation about a mutual friend (I don’t think she actually knows him...). She is very elegant and I Like it. Her "best friend" comes in and he is Obviously very protective. He starts trying to tool me. Fuck him. I WILL NOT ABIDE. I just stay very non reactive. My boys come upstairs. We head downstairs. We chode around a bit more. Fuck this shit.

We finally decide to leave.

4. "What you looking at"...Fag

We wait in the que for another club(were on H at this point..) that closes at 4am. My Cuz is "randomly searched" by the bouncer. We meet S and E. In rating terminology they are 6 and 7 respectively (dont confuse that with respectable...).

While waiting I decide that I want to lick/bite S while she's talking to RonRon. She pushes me away, and asks RonRon what i'm doing. He tells her not to worry "he always does this". Yep, that makes it ok. We get to the front and I see the blond goddess walk in with her blond friend and some black guy that I had seen at the gym. cunt. Whatever. We finally get in and I don’t have enough money to enter. We go out to get money (£10) and we're back. I forget to go to the same cashier as I did before and now I pay £7 instead of £5 (we had a promotion).
I am pissed and ask if I can’t just give her another promotion card. She denies me and gets a little bitchy. Fuck it I dont care enough.

We move in. Its dark and I hope for some good tunes. I like DnB Music and this shithole is supposed to be good. WRONG. It was shit. It only had techno. We bounce around a little on the dance floor. I am exhausted. I need to tie my shoe laces. I Command the girl next to me to hold my coat. She conforms (good girl) and I tie them. She didn’t hold it properly. I am a little annoyed. Whatever. We move on.


My cuz and I decide to sit down a little. We are now half awake. Some guy comes up to my cuz and asks him what he is "looking at". I ask him what the problem is. He asks why I am getting "Involved". I state he is my cuz. The guy next to us (I presume its the dicks friend) just talks to him and explains that he his friend is drunk. Whatever. We move on. RonRon and I walk about and try to find some shit to do. We enter a "private area" and I find a set talking. They are not pretty and are bitchy. (probs cuz their not pretty..). We open another set and they state that they work there. Moving on...

We bump into the teachers from before. One of them tried to shit test me (Who does she think I am?). The interaction went something along the lines of her telling me that I'm "stalking" her and me saying that "of course I fucking am" and give her a cuddle and a kiss on the cheek. She then states that she "loves" me and proceeds by getting all excited and happy. We then play around a little and now she is very touchy feely. Did it go anywhere? NO.

Moving on.

We walk about a little bit and I see the Goddess of Blonds walking about by herself. She spots me and says something along the lines of "hey babes!". Yeah, she is looking for her friends and I am way too tired to carry a conversation. Plus the very fact that I am thinking about what to say means I am in my head so I decide not to push it. She goes off to find her friends and I find mine. At this point I just wanna call it a night. I see My Cuz, I see RonRon. I inform him that I want to go home. I walk out, but then I relise my friends are still inside..

I walk back inside and see RonRon talking to S and E again (I didn’t think it was going anywhere, but I had to wing just in case). I entered the set and went straight for E (the 7). She was very tall (espcially with those heels!) and she had to constantly lean down to get to my height (I ain't short, she is just very tall). This made her very self conscious and I was telling her how it's an attractive trait. I went pretty sexual from the start, touching her ass etc etc. It was ON. I assumed RonRon was doing well since S was having fun, but I was pretty tired and wanted to leave ASAP. He told them to "go to the party". There is no party, but they decided that was the best thing to do. We say goodbye to Yasu and we take a cab with the girls.

5. "Let's look at my course work"-RonRon

We got off near our road to get some food. No one talked about where this "party" is at anymore. I took out more money (£20) and paid for everyone's food (I lost track of who owes who money so whatever). I paid for the second cab after the food to our house (the cab driver had fucking driven past our house. cunt).

Now, we enter the house and shit is fucking ON. We joke about how we have now arrived at the party. We start talking, bla bla bla. I show E the rooms while my cuz goes to my room (we leave RonRon and S by themselves). We come back down and start talking more. After a little while RonRon wants to show S his course work (lolz). They leave and E and I talk about whether or not they are going to shag. I get a good K-close again (I had done it once in the club). We do it a bit, but this girl is resisting a little. Hmm..Weird.
After a while she asks me whether she should text S as she has work the next day. I tell her that if they are having sex, I am not taking responsibility for ruining it. E starts telling me about her lesbian sexual experiences (donno why) but I do act like im interested. I tell her that she will most probs have to stay over since her friend doesn’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon (it was about 3:30am at this point).

I also state that I am bored and that we should listen to music in my room (she knows where this is going).
We enter my room and my cuz is there. He knows what he has to do, but just in case I tell him to go to the living room (I speak to him in another language). I give him shit to sleep on and he is off. I put on some music and E states that she is cold. I tell her to just fucking jump on my bed and use the duvet. She does as she is told. Now I change my clothes and join her. She is still wearing my coat (she was cold earlier so I let her borrow it) and is trying to sleep in some weird position. (WTF is going on..). I tell her to take it off cuz its weird. She is reluctant. I say whatever and act like I wanna sleep. We talk bla bla bla and she relises that its weird wearing my coat. She takes it off. (Fucking hell...so much work..)

Finally she decides to sleep like a normal person. Another very short make out (she is still resisting). She has now fallen asleep and it's around 4:20am. Fuck...I wake up and go to the toilet to brush my teeth (I bet my breath kicks at that point). After I'm done I try to listen in on what RonRon and S is doing. It's quiet... they know I’m there.. I go down stairs and enter the living room where my cuz is. I tell him about the shit that’s been going on and he reminds me about last minute resistance. I MUST barrel through it. I re-enter the bedroom and she wakes up. We start talking and I am touching her ass, boobs (DD) and I am escalating...she says stop. ...ffs.. I tell her it's fine (I feel like I’m reacting a bit). I inform her that whenever she is uncomfortable just say so and I'll stop (I dont wanna be a fucking rapist). The shit is not going well...I am constantly escalating and as soon as we reach a point she stops me. We sleep for a bit. RonRon and S come down and enter my bedroom. He is fucking smiling (THATS MY BOY). S is all touchy feely and they make out in between talking to us. S tells E how she is getting to work the day after bla bla bla. during the convo I am informed that E actually has a BF. Shit finally makes sense...

They leave. E and I are both wide awake. I start telling her shit about her and she says "omg, you can seriously read my mind" I start touching her whole fucking body. Kissing her neck and nibbling on her ear. We are escalating. Our legs are wrapped around each other and I am pushing my leg up her vag. She is getting horny... but when it gets really hot she fucking stops me again. FUCK this. I am actually annoyed now. Whatever I had tried about 7 times and it's not working. I accept just touching boobies. She tells me to keep talking...(why do girls say that to me?) I don't see the point but I accept and just start chatting shit. I fall asleep at about 6am.

Conclusion

I am not sure if I want to push for girls with boyfriends. To me it seems like a LOT of hassle when you can just get single chicks. I haven’t made up my mind about that yet. This night out had a LOT of shit happen and was full of adventures so all in all great night!

RonRon got laid, I got boobies and my cuz experienced for the first time what’s it like going out so lot's of good shit.

Sticky points for next time.

Relax... you don’t need to be HIGH energy all the time. Sometimes doing shit more laid back is better for you and for the chick. Don’t EVER give up. You might get a good asset 5mins before the night is over. And finally, push more to get chicks to the house.

Also, I am not sure about the whole number close thing...I don’t really think it gives any results (not for me anyway). But, guess I will push a bit more for them next time just to experiment.

~TheDiamondMaker~

 Dont worry, I shall be updating this for a very long time! x

 Night Out 9

NOTHING HAPPENED

Night Out 11

 NO PUSSY, CHAVVY PEOPLE, GOT SLAPPED

Yeah boys, the heading says it all... Not much happened to be honest. RonRon and I went out (kind'a spur of the moment thing) and I didnt really expect much. We tried to find a good club to go to and ended up at the biggest one in our city.

Because it was a saturday it was non student night which meant shitloads of older people and other chavvy people. We kinda choded about for a bit while trying to find some assets (we never found any). The highlight of the night was getting slapped by some girl because I told her friend (as a joke) to "burn her again" (the friend had accidentally burned her with a cigarete outside).

Oh well, shit happens I guess. Until next time..

~TheDiamondMaker~

PS: I may start to post more daygame shit if anything of interest happens (doubt it since i'm pretty busy during the day doing work for my uni). Also for those who do NOT know what a "chav" is..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav