THE FORUMS

So tonight I didn't meet the perfect Swedish girl and her nymphomaniac bisexual best friend forever.

Instead I met Lovehandle* - he's not Swedish, but he's a great guy and I had a good time with him. Seeing him in taking action cheered me up, and I needed it.

We were supposed to join a big promo party. But it was on invitation only, and we didn't have any. So we started asking everybody for tickets. I was bitching a bit, worried that we wouldn't get in, but we finally managed to. 

Once inside, happy times. Big place, free entrance, free drinks you had to buy with the fake money they gave you for free, lots of girls. On a Tuesday. Cool. 

Lovehandle* hit on girls left and right. I like this guy. 

As we were going in I spotted a cute blonde with her friends, I claw her and take her from their friends. She is Lou, she was very cute, not much boobz though.

Once inside, it becomes hectic. Lovehandle comes in a group, pick up a girl and bring her elsewhere. The friends were freaking out a bit, but I said it was ok, he's my American penfriend. That was my agressive friend / angry bouncer destroyer for the night: "he is my American penfriend". Seemed to work, although the aforementioned american penfriend speaks fluently perfect french. 

We approach a lot of people, I forgot most of what happened. 

Then LH disappears. I look for him for a while, then I give up, I thought the guy went home with a girl, or he was pulling in the bathroom. 

On my own, I have mixed feelings. I realize that people are still in chode mode, ie everybody stays with friends, everybody is sober, and hard approaches brings validation but not attraction. So I decide to chill a bit. But in truth I am not in the groove yet, and there are many approaches I postpone. I even got a bit pissed when I realized that in fact there were many people I knew in this party, I wanted to be free with noone to witness me. Oh well, it just meant I didn't get enough momentum. 

In the toilets, I saw myself in the mirror and realized that when I am tired I look super stoned / super drunk, although I don't smoke and didn't drink alcohol so far. I didn't know that, it explains many reactions and blow out I have sometimes. 

I spoke to people, I choded out a lot also, because I wanted to approach top girls, and I had to find them first. Usually what happens with that bad habit, is that before approaching I stop to assess her looks, but that fucks me up because as soon as I wonder if she is really hot, checking her boobz and stuff, I start thinking about the BF, the friends, etc. And the end result is that I don't have enough momentum when I see the right girl. 

Being in a new environment with many new people helped me understand better which direction I should take, and what habits I should unlearn.

I try to do something with the Lou girl, it is going well, but something is off. I try several times, but after a while, I just give up.

I am just not horny. Also I am tired, I haven't drunk a glass of alcohol and I am very hungry. I talk to some girls, some girls approach me to get my glasses, it's cool but I am off. Oh well.

There was a cute blonde. I didn't have anything to say, but I approach, the friends were there, and the guy is trying to disrupt the thing, saying "I like your technique, it's cool". I leave after a while. 

Two girls, I approach to be social, they're cold at first then it's cool. 

A cute brunette, at first she thought I didn't find her cute, it is going ok, then I realize she is friend with Lou girl. I leave and when I come back it is not on anymore.

After a few hours I stumble on Lovehandle* again. The guy was stil there, and he managed to get into the VIP area, AND to chill with the DJ lol. We go, talk to many girls, he is in fast make out mode, it's funny. A girl freaks out, I tell her he is my american penfriend. 

We go to the VIP area and have a toast of champagne. It's Tuesday, it's packed, everything is free, it's the best place to be in the world right now, and we are in it. 

From the VIP area, I spot one of the hottest girls on the dance floor. I saw her earlier, but she was always with her friends, and I was not in the mood to approach. She was dressed very plainly, but she was fit, with big boobz, and a cute face. She reminded me of Adriana Lima, kind of. This time I go, Lovehandle* follows me saying "run run go get her now now now" lol. I see that a guy is taking her by the arm as i am coming. So I grab the other arm gently, take her from him; hold her against me and start from there. I talk about bringing her to my bus (there was one just behind), but she's not very compliant. I persist a bit, then after 3 or 4 "I have to see my friends" I let her go. 

The other very hot girl is a photographer. I was afraid to approach her when I was in chode mode. Then I see her again, making out with another girl. I wait a bit, I force myself to approach, then just before I say something another guy tries to grab her, then she leaves the venue with the other girl. I could have had approached earlier though. I have to step up everytime if I want to step up big, lesson learned. 

Then we approach left and right. I take a cute young blonde from her group of friends, it's cool but doesn't go anywhere. 

Girls are scared, bouncers come and try to throw Lovehandle* away a few times, people are fighting to get their clothes back, fun timez.

It was a good night, thanks man. I changed my environment, I had fun, I learned a lot.

Yes, I guess lol.

I had much time to approach her before though. But I was thinking "not now, she's working... not now, there are too may guys around her... not now she is making out with her friend... blah blah blah".
Very often lately I was not pushing myself because I was thinking "mmm there's no girl that truly attracts me so why bother?", well the answer is: because if I don't I won't have a good time interacting with very hot girls when I see one.
Later during the night I even approached 2 girls making out though, so it shouldn't have been a problem.

Yeah, this was crazy ! Approx. budget: 2,000,000,000 US$, thx for bringing me there.
I go so much to the same places again and again where I know most of the people now that I am a bit jaded, it felt good going to a new place with such a good party inside.
Also there were many cute girls, people from the media industry, a few models (I hesitated to approach a cute one, but she had no boobz so I didn't care, I approached the ugly model from the group though), all there to get drunk on free whiskey and champagne.

What the people reading this should realize was that we started with nothing and ended up in probably the most massive party in that country (and maybe in the world) this Tuesday, drinking free champagne like VIP faggots. Feels good man.

It was great to go out with you. You cracked me up at the beginning when I was looking for you, I saw you bouncing from set to set in the street, and I was like "yup, this is my man".
You said your mission was to get wasted in the VIP tonight. So I laughed even harder when we met again later :
"-Hey man, where were you?
-Drinking champagne with the DJ, just chilling in the VIP, you know".
Of course. Mission completed.

I didn't see the taxi thing, I stayed inside a bit to keep on approaching what was left, then I walked away with 3 girls I knew from going out, and left home afterwards.

You are a driven, persistent, fearless motherfucker, and fun to hang out with. 
Especially toward the end of the night lol
"-I want to CrUsh Ur PusSy !! Suck my dick !!
-WHAT ?
-No it's ok, he's my American penfriend
-PUSSY !! DICK !!"
Loved the part when you started to take a girl's skirt off too, and when you told a guy "I wanna eat Ur PusSy !". The look on his face - priceless.

I learned a lot and I had fun. I heard people in Vegas were envious of us, they couldn't make it to the party though.

I'll send you a PM, get your party dong dong ready dong dong

LR: FuuUuUUu -

So I meet up with Lovehandle*, he is with 2 other guys from the forums. 

As usual LH approaches as soon as we head to the first bar. Great. 

On our way we talk to some people, then enter the bar. It is rather empty. 

I talk to 2 girls though, we have a conversation about fisting and love hotels. 
LH takes care of the brunette and I speak to the blonde. LH makes out with his girl, I wonder if I should with mine, then decide not to. The 3rd girl from the group wants to talk to me, then the 2 girls are making fun of their friend being sexually assaulted. They leave, we leave. 

There is a group outside LH is talking to, it's ok, we move. 

On the street we speak to some people. LH approaches 2 girls, the brunette one is angry,
doesn't want to hear him, and pushes him away, but he persists and the
blonde girl finds it funny. Hilarious.

D and M want to go in a good club far away, so now we are 2 and hit up another bar. 

Not many talents, nothing special inside.
I talk to a group briefly.
I tell another girl on the phone that I am spying on her. She laughs. OK.
LH wants me to approach a girl dancing on the podium. I pick her up, and move on. 
I talk to a brunette. We are approaching for the sake of approaching, it's cool.
LH talks to the same brunette rather physically, it's hilarious. She is not very receptive, and her friends are starting to freak out. The guy is saying "look, take that guy away now man", I say it's ok, he's my penfriend, blah blah, I befriend him and he is actually cool to talk to. 

In the street I approach 2 girls walking by inventing a language. They didn't understand. 

We go to a club nearby, but the guy doesn't want us in. He says we are not with girls, so it's a no go. 
I take note. 

I had invitations for another club, so we go. But the name is not on the list, fuuckk. I call the friend, but she can't hear what I am saying, double fuuuuckkk, so I text her, wait for a reply, and meanwhile we head to a hipster bar. 
On our way LH approaches a girl, the BF is there and isn't enjoying it so much. Finally he sees that LH is cool, and at the end I swear he would have been happy for her GF to be fucked by him.

The bar is ok, we chill down a bit. There are not many hot girls, the hottest was the small young blonde girl. LH talks to them, I talk to the people nearby. 

There is an American girl who SEEMS to have good tits and SEEMS to be cute. She's a bit chubby. There was a guy already talking to her and her sister, and trying to get their numbers I suppose. 
I walk up to the girl and say "hey why are you listening to that guy, he's boring the fuck out of you !". She smiles, we make out.
They are a group of 4 girls, so I want to stick with those girls and bring them to the club we couldn't get in before. 
Once in front of the club, the door guy recognizes us and said "You came here before, you were alone, you can't get in, you are drunk". Amazing. LH wants to go home, I call my friends nearby for an afterparty, but they are sleeping. Seems like the party is over. 

Then someone in the group speaks of an after party, I follow, and we end up at LH's place. 

Each one takes a girl in a separate room. The problem is, my girl doesn't want to fuck because she knows her sister is nearby, and she is worried about her. 
I do everything I can for 2h, including trying to fuck her on the floor, on a couch, in another room with no lights, choking her, and blindfolding her with her scarf. No dice. At the end I was just tired and wanted to get home. 

Then we hear the sister moaning in the other room. 

I tell my girl "well, I think she is all right". 

We fuck. 

I was hard for 2 h, now my dick just wants to blow a load asap so as not to reward unslutty behavior. I control myself. And blow only a bit. 

Now.

The awkward part. 

I check my dick while fucking and realize the condom is not there anymore. 

FUUuuUu-

I stop, I find it, go to the bathroom. When I come back she has her clothes on and wants to cuddle. 

That's when I say : "I stopped because the condom slipped". 

...

Meanwhile in the other room, somebody is fucking her sister. 

...

So I try to handle the situation the best I can. 

They leave.

I leave soon after. 


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LESSONS:
-Stick to hot girls. Easier boners. 
-LH is the greatest wing. And a great guy to go out with. Hope you had fun, and that you enjoyed your last day in Paris man !