THE FORUMS

FR-abstract from last night:
Talked to lots of people, made out with a blonde studying medicine, tried to drag her out of the club, didn't work, didn't care. Didn't go for the number cause I didn't want it, guessed the decent of an asian looking girl exactly right as half german half south korean (<- biggest achievement of the night!).

Momentum was gained, no valuable lessons, but reference experiences.

Tuesday: Same club as Monday. I actually had already bought a ticket the week before for another university party, but I somehow thougth it was thursday... noticed this last night. Lol. Anyways, not many people there, especially in the beginning, quickly make friends with some law student and his roommate, a cute little blonde nurse. Talk with them over the course of the evening, nurse likes me and always comes in really close talking to me, wants to dance with me and stuff. She tells me she's a nurse cause she loves old people (?!). I'm doing som light flirting, nothing serious. Her roommates cool, but I gotta feeling hed be a serious problem, hes kinda protective of nursegirl, he brought her partying for the first night since she moved to Bonn.

I approach a two set of blonde lesbian looking girls. They are, in fact, lesbiasn. One is really tall, but kinda weird looking, still kinda hot. The other one is really small, kinda chubby, cute face, and on shrooms. I sit next to the tall girl for a while, watching as the other one runs around the club like a maniac, poking people and hiding, grinding her ass randomly on people, and walking backwards into conversing groups and couples innocently, interrupting and confusing them. It's fucking hilarious. Shroomlesbo is a master of self amusement.

Talk to some moar people... leave with the roomies, they have to take the same bus. Maybe should've invited myself over or something since we were having lots of fun, but me and nurse had to get up early next morning so I get the number instead. They get off. I get off 2 stops later, call the girl just to say goodnight. Go to University after 3,5 hours of sleep.

Wednesday... planned on a) trying to get nurse to come over and b) go to the club later. Didn't happen: My former gf/fb and now friend texts me, saying she wants to come over later and needs alcohol. I'm like wtf? Apparently there has been a family tragedy I'm not going to write about here, and she was kinda devastated and couldn't stand staying at home because of the dark mood of her family. Her boyfriend is at the marine base, so hes out of reach. She comes over, we smoke shisha, drink, I comfort her and listen to her. I R NOT TEH EMOTIONAL TAMPON!
I just listen to her, presence style, full tolle faggotry mode. When she seems to get better, I start talking and quickly get her out of the bad mood. Not being depressed anymore, I start getting horny just by her lying close to me on the couch and us cuddling a little... She, of course, is also aroused by this.

As the tension starts building up, I ease my conscience by telling her that I'm horny and that she should better leave (I was feeling that she really liked the new boyfriend and that hes a cool guy, haven't met him yet, but he plays the same nocturnes by chopin on piano as I do). She doesn't leave. She gets turned on by looking at the bulge in my pants. I've got a full boner now. That's what happens when you don't have sex and dont fap. As the natural course of the situation becomes more and more apparent, I keep telling her a few times that she must either leave or it will get heavy. She gets up, goes to the bathroom. I'm thinking she finally found the strength to resist me, but nay... she comes back and lies down with me again.

GAME OVER.

As I put her hand down my pants, she gets extremely horny. Wild and hard sex ensues, no "kissing" faggotry. During sex she tells me her bf can't give her the sex I can give her, she gets lots of orgasms and stuff, but I guess he's too "nice".
Talk some, round two, let her finish me with a blowjob.
I'm thinking about kicking her out and going to the club, but I let her sleep at my place. She has a tendency to have really fucked up nightmary sleep when bad stuff happens, so I allow it when she asks.
Because I care.

I get up and go to University in the morning, she's gone when I get back. Not talked since.

Thursday:
New club. It's the club I had a ticket for on Tuesday, just noticed this night that I missed the party. Kinda drops my state in the beginning of the evening, wtf? Get there pretty early, Clubs not filled yet, get a beer. Chode around at the bar, not talking to anyone, club gets fuller. I finally get up and go to the dancefloor. Some dancing, start talking to people. Get a free beer by a guy because I suggested he return his half-empty beer bottle which had a sharp edge on the top due to bartender failure and he cut his hand. He gets his beer for free and buys me one, saying it's because it was my idea. Half a beer traded for a full beer, guess hes bad at math. There's one girl in his group, talk to her a bit, not very hot.

I see a lonely short-haired brunette cutie. Approach. Dance and stuff. She starts talking about her boyfriend. I ignore it. I go dance somewhere else alone. A tall hot blonde basically jumps in my arms and starts dancing with me... I do the EXTREME CHODE-OUT!!! I'm somehow so unprepared for it that I ask some weird chody question and do lame dancing, instead of instantly dominating the shit out of her dancewise which I know I'm absolutely capable of. Needless to say, she quickly looses attraction and vanishes into the night.

In between all kinds of random stuff and running around, I always end up with shorthair brunette. My dancing and physicality with her is much more solid. At times, I just sit down at the side of the dancefloor and let her dance for me. She does stuff like putting her hands on my legs and runnin them up my thighs while getting really low and back up, stripper like. I get up and rub my boner against her. At some point I go for the makeout during heavy dancing, deny. I only go for it again at the end of the night when she says she's gonna be picked up (presumably by her boyfriend). Do some spinning, kiss her... check. Throw her around again, this time I get the lips. She kisses back slightly, but then immediately breaks it. She tells me that she's sorry, but can't do this.
I do not go for the number. I should just start giving out mine if I don't feel like getting theirs, so whenever they're in the mood for some wild adventure the can call me. Otherwise I didn't bother with this chick, either I see her again at the club or I don't.

Well, that's it. I'm trying to plan my weekend right now. That usually mean going out with bros, but my usual crowd seem to be not be as down as usual due to various reasons.

Quick update after not posting in a while.

1. According to my challenge, I am now Master Choda. I don't give a shit.
2. Almost had a bathroom pull last night, but a security guy saw me carrying the girl into the bathroom (no attendant, nobody in there) and about 10 secs after I got in the stall, he knocked and kicked us out. Girl vanished after that.
3. Just recently learned that a good friend of mine knows RSD. He is now flying to LA this month to take a bootcamp. He's gonna be my future wingman, because
4. I just cancelled the lease on my apartement and plan on moving to Cologne (Bonn: about 300.000 people, Cologne: about 1 million and much better Nightlife), rooming with my best friend. My future wingman lives in Cologne, too.
5. I'm flying to Thailand today for 3,5 week backpacking trip. It's gonna be awesome. Gonna post any crazy adventures that happen to me while I'm there.