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May 20th, 2013
Lie your way inside a womans vagina (People with morals DO NOT READ)
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#11
Kaleidoscope

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Join Date: 09/20/2006 | Posts: 2051

Fingerman, I hate you, but you always offer value on here, and your advice is likely to improve my success, so RESPEC'
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#12

PillowFire

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I lol'd so hard reading the last few posts. Uh, this seems hard. Like, why the hell do you have to force her to do this shit? If an attractive woman offers herself to me for sex, I generally cooperate. Why the hell shouldn't the opposite sex be expected to do the same? 

It's like dragging a horse to the watering hole and then forcing it to drink. Maybe it wants to drink, maybe it doesn't. Meanwhile it's kicking you in the shins and it's tiny pony friends are ganging up on you. Is it worth the trouble? Hell no.
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Jim~

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PillowFire wrote:
I lol'd so hard reading the last few posts. Uh, this seems hard. Like, why the hell do you have to force her to do this shit? If an attractive woman offers herself to me for sex, I generally cooperate. Why the hell shouldn't the opposite sex be expected to do the same? 

It's like dragging a horse to the watering hole and then forcing it to drink. Maybe it wants to drink, maybe it doesn't. Meanwhile it's kicking you in the shins and it's tiny pony friends are ganging up on you. Is it worth the trouble? Hell no.
(People with morals DO NOT READ)...
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#14

PillowFire

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This isn't a case of morals Jim. This is a case of WHY WOULD I BOTHER.  wink
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#15

Fingerman

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Join Date: 04/14/2008 | Posts: 813

Do you know how i know youre gay
PillowFire wrote:
This isn't a case of morals Jim. This is a case of WHY WOULD I BOTHER.  wink
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#16

PillowFire

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Hahaha -insert witty comback-

I am saddened by the lack of reading comprehension. Really. And why do you feel that every 18 year old is a retarded mass of boobs that must be coerced from the club through sneakery, ninjutsu, and downright Man-force? Surely there are attractive women that don't require me to jump through hoops to have fun with them. Surely there are others. 
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#17

Madison*

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PillowFire wrote:
Hahaha -insert witty comback-

I am saddened by the lack of reading comprehension. Really. And why do you feel that every 18 year old is a retarded mass of boobs that must be coerced from the club through sneakery, ninjutsu, and downright Man-force? Surely there are attractive women that don't require me to jump through hoops to have fun with them. Surely there are others. 

i understand your optomistic view, i really do get where you are coming from.
but realisticly. this is how fucking often goes down
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#18
olio

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Join Date: 03/28/2008 | Posts: 274

 Yeah that bit about jiu jitsu... I actually recommend taking some form of martial art for improved man handling abilities, bjj + strength training = god tier manhandling skills. I remember jumping around on the dancefloor with a girl in each arm doing ridiculous hip thrusting shit and one said "I wish my boyfriend was as strong as you" class.
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#19
Saint Etienne

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Join Date: 01/07/2009 | Posts: 201

yeah, and then when you're done with her, you just like grab all her clothes an then throw em at her, then shout get out you fucking whore. women deserve this because of what they've done to us
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Loving the responses.... NOT
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