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Posted September 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 AM
Okay so I just want to put this out there, I’ve been stalling this for way to long now, causing me to forget a lot.
Turkey, Alanya 18 – 24 July.


Here I go;
Monday 18.
I was travelling with my best friend Erik, and another really good friend Sondre, we’re all just best friends, haha.
We drove into Oslo and took the plaine from there, it was like four hours or so. We took a taxi that was leading us to our hotel/town, in that taxi I see a family of 5 or so.
One hot girl and possibly her boyfriend, I just sit down so I can talk to them and then I start a conversation with the mother.
After a little while everybody starts talking to me, the hot girls' boyfriend is actually her twin brother.
We exchange numbers and plan to meet up.
When we arrive at the hotel we throw our shit on the ground and go out for kebabs, beer and love in the night.
We walk towards the bars, and all of the sudden we are standing in the middle of fucking heaven. Music is coming out from everywhere, there’s just crowded as fuck and everything rocks.
We go check out different bars, and get drunk. I open a few sets but none of them goes anywhere.
We have fun atleast.
Tuesday – Wednesday.
We go out every night and drink, wohhuu drinktime all the time. In the days we chill at the beach, eat nice dinners, shop, swim to illegal caves (CRAZY).
I can’t remember making out with a sinlge chick those days.
Thursday 21.
The twins we met the other day are coming over to preparty with us. We have just eaten and are ready to start drinking. AWESOME. I makeout with the girl and so does my friends, haha. These twins LOVED hanging out with us and we are cool.

Then we hit the town and go to a Scandinavian bar(the doors) this is the best club because there’s not so many Turkish guys hanging over the girls there.
I eye contact hard with a girl on the dancefloor, then walk over, dance, and makeout.
She is leaving with her friends and asks me to join them. I start leading them to their hotel, and I have no fucking idea where it is. I just did that to be leading, and for fun.
After we have walked like 5 min the girl tell me strictly that I WILL NOT GET LAID TONIGHT IF I FOLLOW HER, so walk back to the clubs, blablah.
Me: I don’t give a shit, that’s cool and somridiculous shit.
And go for makeout.
I befriend her friends.
We walk down to the beach
“but we are just swimming, swimtime, FUN!”
I take of my cloths so does she, then we make out in the ocean, then we make out on the beach very close to the water.
I kiss her from the neck, down to her stomach, and then I start eating her.
Her: I changed my mind”
She gives me a blowjob, tries to put on the condom but she fucks it up.
I eat her some more but then some beach guards walk over and they tell us that they have called the police and jadda jadda jadda.
Btw her one friend is in a hotel fucking some dude, and her other friend is at the beach with us, trying to fuck another dood.
We run the fuck away from them and I take them all to our hotel room.
Logistics are being handled and we figure out that her friends must leave, TIME TO FUCK.
We take a shower to wash of all the sand. She gives me a BJ. I take her to the bed, we fuck and she was fucking bleeding. Don’t know why but I’m quite sure that girl was not a virgin!
It was fun and good so I don’t give a fuck!

Nothing happens at Friday, be we have fun of course!
Saturday 23.
Big lobster dinner – preparty – go out.

I open a few sets, I am cool.
I meet a girl on the dancefloor VERY HOT. Eye contact – makeout.
Me and erik pull her and her friend around, we are going to the beach. But we’re drunk so we don’t really know where it is.
We or I fix a scooter on the way, adventure!
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We get to the beach, I take her into the ocean, we makeout, growing partydong.
Then we go back to the hotel. I pull my girl up to the hotel room, and right before we go up I call the room and ask sondre to GTF out of there.

I get her to the room and there he is, that fucking asshole!
Sondre: aahhh I’m tired use the bathroom, durr durr daa!
I get her in the bathroom we makeout, I see how fucking hot she is!
Then she has to leave. FUCK. Hahahha
Three hours later we leave for the airport.
GOODTIMES VERY MUCH.
Turkey, Alanya 18 – 24 July.

Here I go;
Monday 18.
I was travelling with my best friend Erik, and another really good friend Sondre, we’re all just best friends, haha.
We drove into Oslo and took the plaine from there, it was like four hours or so. We took a taxi that was leading us to our hotel/town, in that taxi I see a family of 5 or so.
One hot girl and possibly her boyfriend, I just sit down so I can talk to them and then I start a conversation with the mother.
After a little while everybody starts talking to me, the hot girls' boyfriend is actually her twin brother.
We exchange numbers and plan to meet up.
When we arrive at the hotel we throw our shit on the ground and go out for kebabs, beer and love in the night.
We walk towards the bars, and all of the sudden we are standing in the middle of fucking heaven. Music is coming out from everywhere, there’s just crowded as fuck and everything rocks.
We go check out different bars, and get drunk. I open a few sets but none of them goes anywhere.
We have fun atleast.
Tuesday – Wednesday.
We go out every night and drink, wohhuu drinktime all the time. In the days we chill at the beach, eat nice dinners, shop, swim to illegal caves (CRAZY).
I can’t remember making out with a sinlge chick those days.
Thursday 21.
The twins we met the other day are coming over to preparty with us. We have just eaten and are ready to start drinking. AWESOME. I makeout with the girl and so does my friends, haha. These twins LOVED hanging out with us and we are cool.

Then we hit the town and go to a Scandinavian bar(the doors) this is the best club because there’s not so many Turkish guys hanging over the girls there.
I eye contact hard with a girl on the dancefloor, then walk over, dance, and makeout.
She is leaving with her friends and asks me to join them. I start leading them to their hotel, and I have no fucking idea where it is. I just did that to be leading, and for fun.
After we have walked like 5 min the girl tell me strictly that I WILL NOT GET LAID TONIGHT IF I FOLLOW HER, so walk back to the clubs, blablah.
Me: I don’t give a shit, that’s cool and somridiculous shit.
And go for makeout.
I befriend her friends.
We walk down to the beach
“but we are just swimming, swimtime, FUN!”
I take of my cloths so does she, then we make out in the ocean, then we make out on the beach very close to the water.
I kiss her from the neck, down to her stomach, and then I start eating her.
Her: I changed my mind”
She gives me a blowjob, tries to put on the condom but she fucks it up.
I eat her some more but then some beach guards walk over and they tell us that they have called the police and jadda jadda jadda.
Btw her one friend is in a hotel fucking some dude, and her other friend is at the beach with us, trying to fuck another dood.
We run the fuck away from them and I take them all to our hotel room.
Logistics are being handled and we figure out that her friends must leave, TIME TO FUCK.
We take a shower to wash of all the sand. She gives me a BJ. I take her to the bed, we fuck and she was fucking bleeding. Don’t know why but I’m quite sure that girl was not a virgin!
It was fun and good so I don’t give a fuck!

Nothing happens at Friday, be we have fun of course!
Saturday 23.
Big lobster dinner – preparty – go out.

I open a few sets, I am cool.
I meet a girl on the dancefloor VERY HOT. Eye contact – makeout.
Me and erik pull her and her friend around, we are going to the beach. But we’re drunk so we don’t really know where it is.
We or I fix a scooter on the way, adventure!
a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183989_10150235667126782_584396781_7624533_660899_n.jpg pic
We get to the beach, I take her into the ocean, we makeout, growing partydong.
Then we go back to the hotel. I pull my girl up to the hotel room, and right before we go up I call the room and ask sondre to GTF out of there.

I get her to the room and there he is, that fucking asshole!
Sondre: aahhh I’m tired use the bathroom, durr durr daa!
I get her in the bathroom we makeout, I see how fucking hot she is!
Then she has to leave. FUCK. Hahahha
Three hours later we leave for the airport.
GOODTIMES VERY MUCH.
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Posted September 23rd, 2011 at 5:09 AM
have gone out two days a week since I got home from Alanya. I've been drinking alot so that's not good, I gained 4 kgs of fat this summer. Now I'm on a diet, but i'm not finished developing it yet.
Almost fucked a girl, I drover her home after the club. And she was like so I live in the garage(all alone hint) I was going to work two hours later, so I used that excuse :(...
I totally fucked it up with her later on when I went full chode and didn't close on a afterparty.
I fingered a girl on the dancefloor a couple of week ago now, that was cool ! hahah :)
haven't gotten laid though.
Almost fucked a girl, I drover her home after the club. And she was like so I live in the garage(all alone hint) I was going to work two hours later, so I used that excuse :(...
I totally fucked it up with her later on when I went full chode and didn't close on a afterparty.
I fingered a girl on the dancefloor a couple of week ago now, that was cool ! hahah :)
haven't gotten laid though.
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FR: http://www.rsdnation.com/node/168999
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Posted September 23rd, 2011 at 5:41 AM
Sweden, Stockholm 16 -18 September.
The Jeffy hotseat.

I'm writing up a reveiw on the hotseat and I'll link it hear, I want to go out some more first.
Friday 16.
I woke up early to hear myself on the radio, then I take the plane to Stockholm from Oslo, all by myself. This is the first time I go travelling all alone, guess I'm growing up hahahaha.
I talk to people on the streets asking for directions and so on.
I eat at fridays.

Walk around the city just to see, it's very nice. And all the people are nice and the girls hot.
Around 10pm I go out to grab a beer, I'm all alone so I can either sit in a corner and cry or I can walk around being social. I chose nr two.
I'm at the hotelbar and there is alot of older people there, so I have to talk to them because the kids of stockholm are still at home.
Around 11pm people star coming. I make friends with two swedish guys, they dissapear, but then I meet two new guys. they buy me drinks, we hit up girls.
ME: Hey, Who are YOU ?
Her: what? who I am? my name is .... ? What's up ? :)
Me: I'm fredrick.
She has to go with friends. good opener though.
Nothing much happend that night in therms of girls. But I had fun.
Saturday 17.
Wake up early, a little hungover, eat tacos, go to the Clarion Hotel.
I meet alot of guys there, we talk they are cool.
Time for the jeffy show.
YEAH that was AWESOME, do the damn program, no exuses seriously!
Me and 5 other guys from the H.S go out.
I open the first girl I see, she's probably around 25. We have fun, PG is good. I take my hands in her pockets, and I take hers in mine.
They are going to another place than us so we separate with a faghug.
We hit up the club, and we got a free VIP entrance from a girl some of the other guys talked to. You have to be 21 to get in but the guard let me in anyway. AWESOMe.
I talk to alot of girls, I make out with lots of girls. I get girls to make out.


The only bad thing about this night was that I waited to long before each set, so I didn't get into a really good state. but I learned-> Executing the damn program.
The next day I leave for home, on my way to the train station I meet two cute girls. I talk to them and they follow me to the train :) I could have taken it somewhere if they were taking the same train as me.
The Jeffy hotseat.

I'm writing up a reveiw on the hotseat and I'll link it hear, I want to go out some more first.
Friday 16.
I woke up early to hear myself on the radio, then I take the plane to Stockholm from Oslo, all by myself. This is the first time I go travelling all alone, guess I'm growing up hahahaha.
I talk to people on the streets asking for directions and so on.
I eat at fridays.

Walk around the city just to see, it's very nice. And all the people are nice and the girls hot.
Around 10pm I go out to grab a beer, I'm all alone so I can either sit in a corner and cry or I can walk around being social. I chose nr two.
I'm at the hotelbar and there is alot of older people there, so I have to talk to them because the kids of stockholm are still at home.
Around 11pm people star coming. I make friends with two swedish guys, they dissapear, but then I meet two new guys. they buy me drinks, we hit up girls.
ME: Hey, Who are YOU ?
Her: what? who I am? my name is .... ? What's up ? :)
Me: I'm fredrick.
She has to go with friends. good opener though.
Nothing much happend that night in therms of girls. But I had fun.
Saturday 17.
Wake up early, a little hungover, eat tacos, go to the Clarion Hotel.
I meet alot of guys there, we talk they are cool.
Time for the jeffy show.
YEAH that was AWESOME, do the damn program, no exuses seriously!
Me and 5 other guys from the H.S go out.
I open the first girl I see, she's probably around 25. We have fun, PG is good. I take my hands in her pockets, and I take hers in mine.
They are going to another place than us so we separate with a faghug.
We hit up the club, and we got a free VIP entrance from a girl some of the other guys talked to. You have to be 21 to get in but the guard let me in anyway. AWESOMe.
I talk to alot of girls, I make out with lots of girls. I get girls to make out.


The only bad thing about this night was that I waited to long before each set, so I didn't get into a really good state. but I learned-> Executing the damn program.
The next day I leave for home, on my way to the train station I meet two cute girls. I talk to them and they follow me to the train :) I could have taken it somewhere if they were taking the same train as me.
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Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Posted September 23rd, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Thursday 23. September 2011.
One of my best girlfriends’ had her b.day!
I started the night out in the gym, Thai boxing. After training I drover over to my friend, there was 3 girls there that were fuckable, and not my friends. I hade seen two of them earlier.
We have fun at the preparty, I don’t drink, I’m driving.
I sit next to the girl I had never seen before.
Me: Hey I’m Fredrick.
Her: Hey my name is ######
Me: I have green pant on btw.
Her: I have no socks on.
Me: good comeback hahaha.
Her: hehehe
Me: so what do you do?
Her: I work....
I turn and talk to a friend, Eye contact was SOLID in this interaction.
When there is time to leave she drives with me, just me and her.
She asks me if I want her, and I go “yeah you’re hot”
Her: so why am I hot?
Me: dumb question
Her: Sorry: p hehehe
She starts to dress off and she tries to make out with me, I’m driving and this is dangerous. I pull over and throw her in the backseat, I undress her. Kiss her on the neck and ear, she gets very horny, I don't I'm kinda nervous.
We drive towards town because she has a BF. Alot of dudes hit on her, I makeout with her outside the club.
When it's time to go home I say I can drive her home. And she is with this swedish guy woh is trying to get her to go home with him. I say I can drive him too. I drop him of in the middle of sentrum. He asks the girl if she wants to go home with him. They have done nothing. fucking chode. I tell ### to get back in the car, she does. Then I drive to a quiet area. Start making out with her, she gives me a BJ,
I can see that she is "figthing" with the logical part of the brain all the time, I just talk jibbersh to her, and pull her towars me, also my outcome dependency is goood, I don't give a fuck!

I throw her in the backseat again, I undress her, fingerbang her, eat sushi, and then I fuck her hard. I cum fast but we take two rounds. She was a screamer, very sexy ! :D
Good times ma man, I want to giveJeff some credit for this, I learned alot from the Hot Seat :D!
One of my best girlfriends’ had her b.day!
I started the night out in the gym, Thai boxing. After training I drover over to my friend, there was 3 girls there that were fuckable, and not my friends. I hade seen two of them earlier.
We have fun at the preparty, I don’t drink, I’m driving.
I sit next to the girl I had never seen before.
Me: Hey I’m Fredrick.
Her: Hey my name is ######
Me: I have green pant on btw.
Her: I have no socks on.
Me: good comeback hahaha.
Her: hehehe
Me: so what do you do?
Her: I work....
I turn and talk to a friend, Eye contact was SOLID in this interaction.
When there is time to leave she drives with me, just me and her.
She asks me if I want her, and I go “yeah you’re hot”
Her: so why am I hot?
Me: dumb question
Her: Sorry: p hehehe
She starts to dress off and she tries to make out with me, I’m driving and this is dangerous. I pull over and throw her in the backseat, I undress her. Kiss her on the neck and ear, she gets very horny, I don't I'm kinda nervous.
We drive towards town because she has a BF. Alot of dudes hit on her, I makeout with her outside the club.
When it's time to go home I say I can drive her home. And she is with this swedish guy woh is trying to get her to go home with him. I say I can drive him too. I drop him of in the middle of sentrum. He asks the girl if she wants to go home with him. They have done nothing. fucking chode. I tell ### to get back in the car, she does. Then I drive to a quiet area. Start making out with her, she gives me a BJ,
I can see that she is "figthing" with the logical part of the brain all the time, I just talk jibbersh to her, and pull her towars me, also my outcome dependency is goood, I don't give a fuck!

I throw her in the backseat again, I undress her, fingerbang her, eat sushi, and then I fuck her hard. I cum fast but we take two rounds. She was a screamer, very sexy ! :D
Good times ma man, I want to giveJeff some credit for this, I learned alot from the Hot Seat :D!
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Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Posted September 24th, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Friday 23. September 2011.
Not much happening this friday, I drove over to a friend, he was having a preparty.
Sober night, we drove around looking for a party, the bars were closed...
In Tønsberg I saw two girls outside of a bar(age 21 +) I open by blowing out a dude that was already talking to them..
They were foreigners and dressed kinda slobby, the one girl was hot. I took them to mc donalds, told them about my green magic jeans. I kissed the hot one. That was the end of the night :P
Not much happening this friday, I drove over to a friend, he was having a preparty.
Sober night, we drove around looking for a party, the bars were closed...
In Tønsberg I saw two girls outside of a bar(age 21 +) I open by blowing out a dude that was already talking to them..
They were foreigners and dressed kinda slobby, the one girl was hot. I took them to mc donalds, told them about my green magic jeans. I kissed the hot one. That was the end of the night :P
__________________
FR: http://www.rsdnation.com/node/168999
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Posted September 25th, 2011 at 7:06 AM
Saturday 24. September 2011.
Preparty with two friends at my place, I get barely drunk.
We go to a hillbilly party in the woods. There's more people than there usually are at these parties, but I'm kinda negative to the idea.
Anyways as I get there I open the first set, I've met one of the girls before, and the other one is hot. We meet, and than they go inside, so do I.
When I'm drunk I use alot of time to just walk around and not approach. I fucking hate being just a little drunk, it's all or nothing.
I'm being a fucking negative chode, and I do nothing cool. I leave early.
Preparty with two friends at my place, I get barely drunk.
We go to a hillbilly party in the woods. There's more people than there usually are at these parties, but I'm kinda negative to the idea.
Anyways as I get there I open the first set, I've met one of the girls before, and the other one is hot. We meet, and than they go inside, so do I.
When I'm drunk I use alot of time to just walk around and not approach. I fucking hate being just a little drunk, it's all or nothing.
I'm being a fucking negative chode, and I do nothing cool. I leave early.
__________________
FR: http://www.rsdnation.com/node/168999
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Posted October 8th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Saturday 1. October 2011
I don't get to the club before 1.30, because I had trouble getting people out of my house, fucking assholes.
When I get there I open a bunch of girls as soon as I get out of the car. All of them laugh and I'm all over the hottest girl. The girls are leaving so, we say goodbye. I could have gone for a makeout, but I didn't think about it at the time.
When we get to the club there are some people outside. I talk to diffrent girls, and they like me but I don't close. I go in to dance and I'm kinda stifled. I walk out I talk to some girls I met earlier. There are five of them and they are joining me home, afterparty.
Of course I didn't take their number and I lose them. FACK, I should have been sober.
I go home and feel good but not too good, I could have stepped up and owened more.
I don't get to the club before 1.30, because I had trouble getting people out of my house, fucking assholes.
When I get there I open a bunch of girls as soon as I get out of the car. All of them laugh and I'm all over the hottest girl. The girls are leaving so, we say goodbye. I could have gone for a makeout, but I didn't think about it at the time.
When we get to the club there are some people outside. I talk to diffrent girls, and they like me but I don't close. I go in to dance and I'm kinda stifled. I walk out I talk to some girls I met earlier. There are five of them and they are joining me home, afterparty.
Of course I didn't take their number and I lose them. FACK, I should have been sober.
I go home and feel good but not too good, I could have stepped up and owened more.
__________________
FR: http://www.rsdnation.com/node/168999
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Posted October 8th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Friday 7. October 2011.
Some friends come over to my place and we eat a pizza and drink some beer. I have two beers in two hours and that's it.
When I arrive at the club I own it, I meet the girls I met first the last saturday. They love me. I talk to everybody, it looks like I know all of them.
Some random dude asks me if I'm a celeb, haha lol.
I talk to alot of girls, and I am cool. But there is something missing, I am missing some kind of drive. I'm not having enough fun, I'm not there to fuck hoes. My purpose is not clear enough(at the time). This leads to me not stepping up.
When I'm in set I want to go talk to other girls and so on, I need to chill more.
I will keep on going out and get of this fuckin plateau, executing the program and winning. I have it in me.
Some friends come over to my place and we eat a pizza and drink some beer. I have two beers in two hours and that's it.
When I arrive at the club I own it, I meet the girls I met first the last saturday. They love me. I talk to everybody, it looks like I know all of them.
Some random dude asks me if I'm a celeb, haha lol.
I talk to alot of girls, and I am cool. But there is something missing, I am missing some kind of drive. I'm not having enough fun, I'm not there to fuck hoes. My purpose is not clear enough(at the time). This leads to me not stepping up.
When I'm in set I want to go talk to other girls and so on, I need to chill more.
I will keep on going out and get of this fuckin plateau, executing the program and winning. I have it in me.
__________________
FR: http://www.rsdnation.com/node/168999
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Winging it: www.rsdnation.com/node/180957 Norway!
'I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick.'
Posted October 14th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Saturday 8. October 2011.
I drive drunk people around. We go out to the bars in tbg. It's early so we just chill there.
Girls arrive I talk to them. My state is getting better and better every time I got out. I have good and bad periods but I'm moving towards a good one now.
I open a hot blonde and I don't really feel entitled to her.. I oped her coat, check out her body, damn girl!
We go inside to dance and than we make out.
I lost her and then she made out with some other dude later on. hahahah :P
drove home with my dick in my hand.
I drive drunk people around. We go out to the bars in tbg. It's early so we just chill there.
Girls arrive I talk to them. My state is getting better and better every time I got out. I have good and bad periods but I'm moving towards a good one now.
I open a hot blonde and I don't really feel entitled to her.. I oped her coat, check out her body, damn girl!
We go inside to dance and than we make out.
I lost her and then she made out with some other dude later on. hahahah :P
drove home with my dick in my hand.
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13-17 July 2011.
Once every year there is a festival in my hometown, it is arranged with lots of artists and bands from all over Scandinavia and the UK.
Madcon, Lars Vaular, Biffy Clyro and on goes the list.
1 km from the location there is a park where people camp.
Wednesday 13 July.
I came home from work started packing my shit.
When I got to the camp I found out that my ticket had expired, FUCK. After 15min of trying to talk my way into the camp I had to sneak in the back.
When I got in I met some friends and talked to some girls. Just as if they were friends/part of the group.
Then I went home because of work, and that I had to fix the camping ticket.
Thursday 14 July.
I started drinking quite early, around 6pm I had a buzz on. Once again I had to sneak into the camp. Me and some friends just sat in a circle drinking and having fun.
All of the sudden some guards show up and we have to show our ticket band
When they see that I don’t have mine I lead them down to the entrance to speak to “the boss” or whatever. I tell them that I got super drunk last night and somehow lost it.
I had been talking to them before and they knew my ticket had expired so I had to tell them that I had bought a new band from another “source”. Witch is illegal.
I was very friendly and tried to use guilt to my advantage.
This worked! Free entrance!
People started getting back from the concert’s around 11pm.
I met a girl age 20, blonde, 7, smart.
Took her up to a park, made out on grass, had fun.
I get blinded by a big flashlight and see to guys walking over to me and the girl, they are cops.
Some taxi driver had reported a possible rape.
Dark dressed man lying on top of blonde girl. WTF? Hahahha
We had to go back to the camp, and into her tent.
Tried to make her horny.
Sorry I can’t get turned on here, too much noise.
Friday 15 July.
Wake up at 12am, get some breakfast, 2PM start drinking again.
Around 6pm we head up to see some concerts!
Madcon is Awesome.
I see some girls, I talk to them, I am cool.
9 pm I go back down to the camp and we do our best to get shitfaced.
23pm. I walk towards the bars, I see some girls, talk to them. After awhile I meet up with a friend.
He is so DRUNK.
I have some vids, and I’m gonna put them together.
We walk around approaching everybody.
Erik: Do you wanna come home with me (singing)?
Girl (standing right next to her BF) I’m here with my BF hehe.
Erik: Hmm okay he can come too.
We were both very close to a lot of makeouts, but got none.
Everytime we pulled the girl in for the kiss, she would resist, then eventually give in.
Right before the kiss a friend of her would drag her away, and yell at us.
This happened like 5 times for each of us.
When I got home I met some little cutie.
Total insecure virgin, but very hot, we made out, I isolated. And we went to her tent. I couldn’t close, too much activity outside.
(When on camps set your tent away from other tents/or be a legit beast).
Saturday 16 July.
I woke up around 9am, in that girl’s tent. Left for some more sleep, when I woke up for real, it was time for another round of beer.
After me and some friends had seen a couple of concerts, we went back to the tent started drinking some more.
I decided to walk over to the bars. On the way over there I was really focusing on the moment.
I see two cuties, walk over and open.
Me: Hey I was just totally in the moment, and when I saw you two I knew had I to walk over, so what’s up?
Girls: hehehe that’s cool.
Me: are you going to the camp?
Girls: yes.
Me: okay cool, go party with my friends, it’s the caravan with LOUD music:)
Girls: okay :)
I try to kiss the hottest girl, she ducked away. They gave me a hug.
Nothing happened outside the bars, so I went back to the camp. Pretty shitfaced at the time. Met virgin girl again, she walked with me.
There was kind of a dance floor outside of the caravan, with lots of girls.
I went full beast, dryfucked a lot of girls while dancing.
Made out with 10 different girls, including the girl I met on my way to bars, earlier. I got more drunk.
I tried to hook up with a very cute and innocent girl. The cute girl’s friend walked over to me, and asked me if I “could make out with her friend”?
She was sitting and talking to a friend of mine. I walk over grab her by the hand, pull her up from the chair. Makeout, then I isolated her.
“Connected” a little with her/talking romantic.
She asked me why I was humping on girls?
Me: it’s fun.
I lost the girl, don’t remember how but I lost her.
Went to sleep.
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