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July 24th, 2017
Was jesus an alpha male?
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#31

lowkey

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Join Date: 11/09/2010 | Posts: 190

yeah I reckon jesus was spiritual, but the church took what he said out of context and used it to fill peoples heads with bullshit like "pray to god" in order to control people.
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#32

lowkey

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Being spiritual is cool.

I see nothing cool about religion, I see no reason to be "tolerant" about it, its a pile of shit that causes people to fight over land, kill each other and be ignorant and have blind faith.

Also everything doesnt have to do with getting laid. Your motivation for the music you listen to, films you watch, activities of your day should be for your enjoyment, not to get the approval of a woman.
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#33
snowdog

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Jesus was a fucking badass. 

I'd like to see you get nailed to a cross, then die and then a couple of days later resurrect yourself. You gotta be pretty damn alpha for that.

Walking on water and turning water into wine is also very manly. 


Jesus would kick your fuckin ass and steal your girl. I bet he would be a pimp if he was hitting the clubs today. 



Now the real question: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or Jesus?
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Azmarith

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Hercules was way more alpha than Jesus. Just look at their fathers,God was too much of a to fuck Mary, he had to magicly inseminate her. Zeus on the other hand was a total pimp. He came down to earth and fucked Alcmene's brains out.
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#35

Farn

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I'd say he is, about 80% of hot chicks have him hanging above their cleavages.
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Dr.Manhattan

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"Now the real question: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or Jesus?"



Mr.Roger wins :)
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#37

YaBoiRayDawg

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he's was a fucking whack job who liked to talk to his imaginary friend a lot. that is, assuming he existed.
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#38
EarthQuakeMan

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Azmarith wrote:
Hercules was way more alpha than Jesus. Just look at their fathers,God was too much of a to fuck Mary, he had to magicly inseminate her. Zeus on the other hand was a total pimp. He came down to earth and fucked Alcmene's brains out.
Deep words nonetheless.
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#40
Fred E. Rick

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Daniel wrote:
Statiscally if youre raised by a single mother you tend to be a chode

So yeah jesus was a chode

I  just scientiifically proved this, god im amazing



holy fuck that girl is hawt.

edit: oh yeah Jesus calmed a storm. naughty by nature.
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