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Wolfie

Wolfie

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Join Date: 02/20/2010 | Posts: 99

Sometimes when you approach a 2set one of the tests they throw at you is that they say that they are lesbians.  I'm filling my days with breaking my head on how to pass this test.  The conversation goes like this:
Girls: We are lesbians.
Dude: Proof it.  When you are lesbians you should be able to kiss each other.

Then they can start a heavy makeout , of they say that they were joking.
How to react on this properly?   If you join the makeout you come off as needy, if you stand there just watching you lose your cool...  What is the best way to react?  I usually (try to) join the makeout but without success until now.

If they are joking I just say something like "hey, I knew it, you are too nice to me to be a lesbian".
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Rick Grimes

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Join Date: 07/14/2009 | Posts: 648

just be like

"cool me too"

and switch threads immediatley.i dont think its a good idea to stay on a topic like that,there trying toget you to react,so dont
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GemstaR

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Join Date: 11/04/2010 | Posts: 2

Wolfie wrote:
Sometimes when you approach a 2set one of the tests they throw at you is that they say that they are lesbians.  I'm filling my days with breaking my head on how to pass this test.  The conversation goes like this:
Girls: We are lesbians.
Dude: Proof it.  When you are lesbians you should be able to kiss each other.

Then they can start a heavy makeout , of they say that they were joking.
How to react on this properly?   If you join the makeout you come off as needy, if you stand there just watching you lose your cool...  What is the best way to react?  I usually (try to) join the makeout but without success until now.

If they are joking I just say something like "hey, I knew it, you are too nice to me to be a lesbian".
Lol ahhahahah. You just gotta be like "so what, you kissed, all girls make out with eachother big whoop, you guys are posers" or something to that effect.

Stop approaching 2 sets unless you're gonna do Apocalypse opener or you're with a buddy. You can't be wasting time with such girls who want to play
games with gay ass tests. Just go for the kill.
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Lancelot

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Join Date: 07/17/2009 | Posts: 266

 i had this a couple of weeks ago when i was in norway

norway is fucken awesome

anyway, i remember because i don't usually get this.

i went all fatherly on them telling them to stop that shit, that i know what's up and that they think that i'm a chode and they're just trying to get rid of me, that i get it, it's cool, i'm sorry etc

interestingly enough they didn't leave

then some fuckwit random drunk motherfucker comes there and starts drooling on the girls thinking that he is allowed to get in on the action and the girls leave

i was fucking furious and said NEXT!
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Klackon

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Join Date: 11/01/2010 | Posts: 13

 'wow, we all like girls, thats awesome'
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The lesbian strap on shit-test!.
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Deft wrote:
The lesbian strap on shit-test!.
"Fuckin Posers! All girls fuck each other with a strap on, big whoop."
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scottsdale wrote:

Deft wrote:
The lesbian strap on shit-test!.
"Fuckin Posers! All girls fuck each other with a strap on, big whoop."
Lol girls actually do sadly. When no guys are man enough to step up they just end the nights fucking eachother to sleep.
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Wolfie

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So, everybody agrees that ignoring is the way to go.
GemstaR wrote:

Stop approaching 2 sets unless you're gonna do Apocalypse opener or you're with a buddy. You can't be wasting time with such girls who want to play
games with gay ass tests. Just go for the kill.
Eh, can you clearify a bit?  Only approach big mixed groups then?  They all throw tests one way or another.
What is apocalypse opener?
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zack g. wrote:
just be like

"cool me too"

and switch threads immediatley.i dont think its a good idea to stay on a topic like that,there trying toget you to react,so dont
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