THE FORUMS
Fuckin eh dude, lording it up, I've been choding it hardcore in my shitty ass small town, broke as fucking ever, I need to get to a city and get a job, we'll have to beast it up together again soon.
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"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle
The other is as though everything is a miracle."
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-Rickson Gracie
"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle
The other is as though everything is a miracle."
-Albert Einstein
Yes olio we will be blowing shit up soon, in the meantime do it up any way u can, fuck money lol
So I had a detailed report of thurs n fri but my comp overheated and shutdown b4 I could post it, YAY
THURS: my good buddy came up from mtl, we get high on red rose black tea, hit pub/club walk thru a back door no cover, hit up first girls we see and proceed to grab virtually every girl at the place.
Almost beasting, reaction time was very low, I was getting really sexual with all the girls and talking so sexual it actually hurt my game, for the most part
one girl (hbcocktail) I opened I told her how hot it was/will be wen we bone and she gonna moan loud while I spank her and im gonna use the condoms that break when I cum, she’s turned on and we make out after talking for 1 min.
she says she has to find friends I tell her we’ll meet up later for a blowjob, should have moved her somewhere then pulled.
At on point we went downstairs to but it was blocked off to be a private party meathead bouncer wont let us in. we ask him in a serious tone if there is any “crannies” or “nooks” in there (inside joke) hes like wtf and start getting angry we just remain calm and keep fucking with him
We eventually hit up so many girls, some are down some not, that girls know what we’re up to and pull their Friends away before we can grab them.
Eventually we leave bar go home eat then hit late club, club wasn’t busy and our state was bad
Dollars spent that night: 0$, for everything else their MasterCard
FRI
WE Drink tea, hit up early club, confident walk thru, fuck around but theirs not many hotties at all, leave hit other club, confident walk thru
I Hit up almost every girl in club, most not down but I keep going, almost beasting, almost
Mackout and dance with some girl try pulling her she “cant leave her friends”
Try pulling some other cuttie , I drag her to my car, she wont get in I try forcing her, nope
Go back club is closing we eave but wit outside and watch really drunk people, ppl in halifax get so fucked up, more so then any other city ive been to
We hit up late club/bar we have bracelets for, I beast hard , im in state shit goes well blowouts are jokes n add to my state, some hot girls dig me
At one point im on the dancefloor, grinding with some hot girl, I reverse it so im grinding my ass against her pussy, take her hand from behind n put them on my crotch, she liked, unfortunately I couldn’t get a boner
Later im walking thru dfloor see a thin cute asian girl we dance a bit before some girl in her group grabs her
Keep doing my thing having a lot of fun, club closing see asian girl at coat check line, she tells me she from china and is clearly down b4 I leave I point to cheek she kisses, point to lips she kisses then point to cock, she didn’t lol but smiled, one of the first fob asian girls who was down, should have pulled her to washroom for insertion
Walk outside see two girls, one is cute, one not, grab cute one spew some shit t her then pull her towards my car as my bro n her firend kinda tag along , tell her I will take her home and feed her ketchup chips (go Canada). She wanted to come for some “chips”, we agreed Im sexy but firend kinda guilted her to not come with me and take their ride. Tried to negotiate with firend but failed
Shes like those chips sound great im sorry
Should have brought them both back but friend was ugly, still tho
Dollars spent that night 0$, for everything else there’s cranny
SAT: we had decided we were getting drunk that day/night
We hit up the split crowe power hour which is $2:50 beers from 430-530, the pub is usualy packed with student for the hour but isnt cus school is over
I had $40 groupon to bar, we each drink 8 beers, and on our 7th I see hb cocktail about to leave fuck around with her for a bit
We walk home see the hotel which is right next to my house and decieded to scope out its bar/lounge it pretty empty, I go to the washroom come out my buddy is gone
I go to lobby see some sort of party going on in the conference room with a buffet, I walk in hoping my bro will be there and wat u kow hes already filling up a plate with food, I do the same and some employee come over and tells us the buffet isn’t open yet, we were the only ones hitting the food
So we walk into the main room where people are sitting at tables we sit down next to some girls our age, say hi. Were confused about what the gathering is and start laughing uncontroably when some old guy starts giving a serious speech praising some lady.
We leave room laughing, try getting into the hotels pool but we cant cus we don’t have a card key, go back to party and people are finally hitting buffet, help our selves unfortunately it was a cash bar, go to table start eating.
About halfway thru our food, an employee come up asking if were part of the group, my buddy says yes, I keep eating, the guys like “o so ur part of ---- ford” sarcastically, we had crashed a xmas party of a ford dealership.
A group of employees come over and tell us to leave, I proceed to stuff the rest of my roast beef in my mouth which prevents me from talking back to them.
We go home sleep for a bit eat drink vodka and go out, were so drunk that nothing goes well and we manage to piss off a remarkable amount of people
So I had a detailed report of thurs n fri but my comp overheated and shutdown b4 I could post it, YAY
THURS: my good buddy came up from mtl, we get high on red rose black tea, hit pub/club walk thru a back door no cover, hit up first girls we see and proceed to grab virtually every girl at the place.
Almost beasting, reaction time was very low, I was getting really sexual with all the girls and talking so sexual it actually hurt my game, for the most part
one girl (hbcocktail) I opened I told her how hot it was/will be wen we bone and she gonna moan loud while I spank her and im gonna use the condoms that break when I cum, she’s turned on and we make out after talking for 1 min.
she says she has to find friends I tell her we’ll meet up later for a blowjob, should have moved her somewhere then pulled.
At on point we went downstairs to but it was blocked off to be a private party meathead bouncer wont let us in. we ask him in a serious tone if there is any “crannies” or “nooks” in there (inside joke) hes like wtf and start getting angry we just remain calm and keep fucking with him
We eventually hit up so many girls, some are down some not, that girls know what we’re up to and pull their Friends away before we can grab them.
Eventually we leave bar go home eat then hit late club, club wasn’t busy and our state was bad
Dollars spent that night: 0$, for everything else their MasterCard
FRI
WE Drink tea, hit up early club, confident walk thru, fuck around but theirs not many hotties at all, leave hit other club, confident walk thru
I Hit up almost every girl in club, most not down but I keep going, almost beasting, almost
Mackout and dance with some girl try pulling her she “cant leave her friends”
Try pulling some other cuttie , I drag her to my car, she wont get in I try forcing her, nope
Go back club is closing we eave but wit outside and watch really drunk people, ppl in halifax get so fucked up, more so then any other city ive been to
We hit up late club/bar we have bracelets for, I beast hard , im in state shit goes well blowouts are jokes n add to my state, some hot girls dig me
At one point im on the dancefloor, grinding with some hot girl, I reverse it so im grinding my ass against her pussy, take her hand from behind n put them on my crotch, she liked, unfortunately I couldn’t get a boner
Later im walking thru dfloor see a thin cute asian girl we dance a bit before some girl in her group grabs her
Keep doing my thing having a lot of fun, club closing see asian girl at coat check line, she tells me she from china and is clearly down b4 I leave I point to cheek she kisses, point to lips she kisses then point to cock, she didn’t lol but smiled, one of the first fob asian girls who was down, should have pulled her to washroom for insertion
Walk outside see two girls, one is cute, one not, grab cute one spew some shit t her then pull her towards my car as my bro n her firend kinda tag along , tell her I will take her home and feed her ketchup chips (go Canada). She wanted to come for some “chips”, we agreed Im sexy but firend kinda guilted her to not come with me and take their ride. Tried to negotiate with firend but failed
Shes like those chips sound great im sorry
Should have brought them both back but friend was ugly, still tho
Dollars spent that night 0$, for everything else there’s cranny
SAT: we had decided we were getting drunk that day/night
We hit up the split crowe power hour which is $2:50 beers from 430-530, the pub is usualy packed with student for the hour but isnt cus school is over
I had $40 groupon to bar, we each drink 8 beers, and on our 7th I see hb cocktail about to leave fuck around with her for a bit
We walk home see the hotel which is right next to my house and decieded to scope out its bar/lounge it pretty empty, I go to the washroom come out my buddy is gone
I go to lobby see some sort of party going on in the conference room with a buffet, I walk in hoping my bro will be there and wat u kow hes already filling up a plate with food, I do the same and some employee come over and tells us the buffet isn’t open yet, we were the only ones hitting the food
So we walk into the main room where people are sitting at tables we sit down next to some girls our age, say hi. Were confused about what the gathering is and start laughing uncontroably when some old guy starts giving a serious speech praising some lady.
We leave room laughing, try getting into the hotels pool but we cant cus we don’t have a card key, go back to party and people are finally hitting buffet, help our selves unfortunately it was a cash bar, go to table start eating.
About halfway thru our food, an employee come up asking if were part of the group, my buddy says yes, I keep eating, the guys like “o so ur part of ---- ford” sarcastically, we had crashed a xmas party of a ford dealership.
A group of employees come over and tell us to leave, I proceed to stuff the rest of my roast beef in my mouth which prevents me from talking back to them.
We go home sleep for a bit eat drink vodka and go out, were so drunk that nothing goes well and we manage to piss off a remarkable amount of people
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So I haven’t written a fr in while, I feels like I haven’t written one since last year, oh shit lame.
So ive been going out sober 7 out of the 9 days (didn’t go out xmas eve or xmas) before new years in ottawa. Well I drink strong tea before. I’ve been loving the energy I get throughout the night when I doing shit and having fun. It’s awesome, and kinda of addictive.
I’ll summarize the 7 nights before new years fairly briefly.
Wendseday b4 xmas, my last night in Halifax. Went out late cus I figured their wouldn’t b man ppl in the bar but club was packed cus of the ho-lay-days. Fucked around there nothing much happened.
Next night im back In Ottawa, go out hit a bunch of clubs. Eventually get wild but uncalibrated. Too over the top for 99% of girls. Too Physical, Too sexual talk, right away. Hooked up with some drunk girl who was def doable. Thin.
Oh the most important thing that happned was some hot girl gave me this big xmas felt bow, which I attached to the mardi gras beads I was wearing. oh it was sexy!
Went out with my bro zak, hit up semi hipster bar. Skip long line, confident walk thru, no paying cover. Started going around high energy. End up on the stage dancing with two cuties. End up with one. do the role reversal grind put her hand on my cock and she gets offended? That’s a first.
Roll around the club, end up finding this cute hipster who is down.
Start grinding with her next to the bar not on dfloor. Move her around short mackouts, sexual touching, try to pull her out she says she cant leave her sister who has her coat but cant find sister. We together for at least half hour prolly longer eventually I stop leading and she goes to her sister, I tag along. Wen she is with her sister she basicly ignores me and acts like we haven’t been in a love bubble the whole time. I leave her and fuck around in the club before dipping. My bro had left to get food and wasn’t feeling the club and picked me up at last call.
Went out the next night, quiet Monday, with my other bro will whose not into rsd but is down to pick up. We hit up a 3 set of girls, my bro opened we sat with them 2 were cute. We hung out with them, then some guy they knew showed up, he was kinda a douche, tried to fuck with me telling me to buy the girls drinks, meanwhile I drinking water lol. I think it back fired on him cus it brought negative emotions. Start to get bored number close one of them cus they say they might come to the club for new years were going to.
Next night hit up French bar in hull with will, skip the long line. Walk in claw this sexy sexy French girl. She down, acts like she knows me. (The funny thing was I opened her in this hooka bar this summer in Ottawa. Will was there and kinda new of her prolly thru fb but he didn’t talk to her. I opened her when she got up to pay, and she was just stunned, confused and didn’t understand English too well. She was just acting akward then left.) So she was down I dance with her a bit like cheesy romantic dancing.
I bit later were waiting to get water at the bar, she comes up asking if were getting served or something. I tell her to buy me 5 jager bombs. She’s like I don’t even have money to get home. (at that point i should have grabbed her, taken her to my van…) but we just got there so I didn’t not. Oh she was fine!
We fuck around in the bar, will is a decent natural.
This is a real French bar and lots of girls call me out for being English as my French is not great. So I start introducing my self as Jean Leduc Chiraque Gangnon, the most French name I can think of. My bro zak shows up we fuck around for a while then decide to leave. Hit up Ottawa but nothing was happning.
Before I went out the next night, I read jeffys article/video on uncalibrated beasting which really applied to me www.rsdnation.com/jlaix/blog/girl-not-meat-sock-you-jack
We go out in Ottawa to a busy pub/club. I have my bow on. Girls love the bow. I love the bow. I love girls. Enough hot girls at this bar. With my boy Pete and zak shows up later. We hit up a bunch of sets. I Would be talking to some girls and they would like we need to get drinks, come with. And I would kinda follow but it was busy so I usually veer of and open more girls or chill with my buddy. Im starting to feel like I own the place. Hit the dfloor dance with some girl, move her and sit talk blah blah. Back to dfloor hook up. I have decided I wanna fuck her she is a 2 new scale.
I was pretty horny from the sexless nights prior so. Pull her to coat check she gives me her ticket I give both to coat check girl. I get only my coat back, we tell her whatsup, eventually coat check girl finds the girls coat. Her friends are demanding she leaves with them but the girl says she staying with me.
We go get a bagel n cream cheese then I drive her home, come in for a glass of water. She lives with her parents and wouldn’t show me her room (cus she says its across from her parents room). I start hooking up with her in her kitchen but she makes me leave after bit.
Kinda sucks by Sex fails arent hurting me as much (I later learned that pete went home with 3 hot girls n banged one so I missed out there)
Next night I go out to other hipster bar. Bow on. Love the bow lol. Zak says it makes me the feel like the prize because It makes me look like a gift. Cant argue with that.
Hit dance floor start dancing with two girls, one ugg, one decent. takes my hat, I let her enjoy the hat while I dance with cuter girl ill call her hb spice. Get my hat back get a lil bubble going with spice. She’s seemed cool and has a bizarre sense of humour like me. We talk sexual, reverse grind, she loves feeling my cock.
She tells me she give me head if I request this song, “im like sounds like fun but I cant be bothered to go find the dj”
More of this n heavy grinding. I tell her we need to go get her jacket. Leave with her. She mentions how good her head is. Were on the way to my van. She like where are we going, im like “the Honda van of coarse” she stops and is like “I cant its not safe to drive with u your drunk” im like “naw I didn’t have much to drink” she like “ur too drunk” im like “guess what I’ve only drank tea tonight” she like “im too drunk to know if I can believe u”.
She start walking the other way. i hold my ground wait until she’s turned the block, the run after her. She says she’s gonna wait for her friends n get a ride with them. I take her over to a cop and ask him if he can breathalyzer me to prove I haven’t been drinking. he wont. I didn’t think he would but I thought me asking would prove to hb spice that I was “sober”.
So we wait till the friends come. She had mentioned she rather have me in her than fingering herself. penis > finger, I knew that lol.
Her friends comes out and she says let me go talk to them. I chill and watch some wasted hot girl attack a hobo/crazy person. He wouldn’t go away. And she attacks him again hysterically and her friends kind of held her back.
So ugly friend who stole my hat came up and says hb spice is too drunk and she taking her home. I try befriending her and kinda succeed, but when I try to go with them in their cab she says no and spice says “sorry girl code” and they leave. Guess girl code means u get a finger tonight and I get blue balls.
So ive been going out sober 7 out of the 9 days (didn’t go out xmas eve or xmas) before new years in ottawa. Well I drink strong tea before. I’ve been loving the energy I get throughout the night when I doing shit and having fun. It’s awesome, and kinda of addictive.
I’ll summarize the 7 nights before new years fairly briefly.
Wendseday b4 xmas, my last night in Halifax. Went out late cus I figured their wouldn’t b man ppl in the bar but club was packed cus of the ho-lay-days. Fucked around there nothing much happened.
Next night im back In Ottawa, go out hit a bunch of clubs. Eventually get wild but uncalibrated. Too over the top for 99% of girls. Too Physical, Too sexual talk, right away. Hooked up with some drunk girl who was def doable. Thin.
Oh the most important thing that happned was some hot girl gave me this big xmas felt bow, which I attached to the mardi gras beads I was wearing. oh it was sexy!
Went out with my bro zak, hit up semi hipster bar. Skip long line, confident walk thru, no paying cover. Started going around high energy. End up on the stage dancing with two cuties. End up with one. do the role reversal grind put her hand on my cock and she gets offended? That’s a first.
Roll around the club, end up finding this cute hipster who is down.
Start grinding with her next to the bar not on dfloor. Move her around short mackouts, sexual touching, try to pull her out she says she cant leave her sister who has her coat but cant find sister. We together for at least half hour prolly longer eventually I stop leading and she goes to her sister, I tag along. Wen she is with her sister she basicly ignores me and acts like we haven’t been in a love bubble the whole time. I leave her and fuck around in the club before dipping. My bro had left to get food and wasn’t feeling the club and picked me up at last call.
Went out the next night, quiet Monday, with my other bro will whose not into rsd but is down to pick up. We hit up a 3 set of girls, my bro opened we sat with them 2 were cute. We hung out with them, then some guy they knew showed up, he was kinda a douche, tried to fuck with me telling me to buy the girls drinks, meanwhile I drinking water lol. I think it back fired on him cus it brought negative emotions. Start to get bored number close one of them cus they say they might come to the club for new years were going to.
Next night hit up French bar in hull with will, skip the long line. Walk in claw this sexy sexy French girl. She down, acts like she knows me. (The funny thing was I opened her in this hooka bar this summer in Ottawa. Will was there and kinda new of her prolly thru fb but he didn’t talk to her. I opened her when she got up to pay, and she was just stunned, confused and didn’t understand English too well. She was just acting akward then left.) So she was down I dance with her a bit like cheesy romantic dancing.
I bit later were waiting to get water at the bar, she comes up asking if were getting served or something. I tell her to buy me 5 jager bombs. She’s like I don’t even have money to get home. (at that point i should have grabbed her, taken her to my van…) but we just got there so I didn’t not. Oh she was fine!
We fuck around in the bar, will is a decent natural.
This is a real French bar and lots of girls call me out for being English as my French is not great. So I start introducing my self as Jean Leduc Chiraque Gangnon, the most French name I can think of. My bro zak shows up we fuck around for a while then decide to leave. Hit up Ottawa but nothing was happning.
Before I went out the next night, I read jeffys article/video on uncalibrated beasting which really applied to me www.rsdnation.com/jlaix/blog/girl-not-meat-sock-you-jack
We go out in Ottawa to a busy pub/club. I have my bow on. Girls love the bow. I love the bow. I love girls. Enough hot girls at this bar. With my boy Pete and zak shows up later. We hit up a bunch of sets. I Would be talking to some girls and they would like we need to get drinks, come with. And I would kinda follow but it was busy so I usually veer of and open more girls or chill with my buddy. Im starting to feel like I own the place. Hit the dfloor dance with some girl, move her and sit talk blah blah. Back to dfloor hook up. I have decided I wanna fuck her she is a 2 new scale.
I was pretty horny from the sexless nights prior so. Pull her to coat check she gives me her ticket I give both to coat check girl. I get only my coat back, we tell her whatsup, eventually coat check girl finds the girls coat. Her friends are demanding she leaves with them but the girl says she staying with me.
We go get a bagel n cream cheese then I drive her home, come in for a glass of water. She lives with her parents and wouldn’t show me her room (cus she says its across from her parents room). I start hooking up with her in her kitchen but she makes me leave after bit.
Kinda sucks by Sex fails arent hurting me as much (I later learned that pete went home with 3 hot girls n banged one so I missed out there)
Next night I go out to other hipster bar. Bow on. Love the bow lol. Zak says it makes me the feel like the prize because It makes me look like a gift. Cant argue with that.
Hit dance floor start dancing with two girls, one ugg, one decent. takes my hat, I let her enjoy the hat while I dance with cuter girl ill call her hb spice. Get my hat back get a lil bubble going with spice. She’s seemed cool and has a bizarre sense of humour like me. We talk sexual, reverse grind, she loves feeling my cock.
She tells me she give me head if I request this song, “im like sounds like fun but I cant be bothered to go find the dj”
More of this n heavy grinding. I tell her we need to go get her jacket. Leave with her. She mentions how good her head is. Were on the way to my van. She like where are we going, im like “the Honda van of coarse” she stops and is like “I cant its not safe to drive with u your drunk” im like “naw I didn’t have much to drink” she like “ur too drunk” im like “guess what I’ve only drank tea tonight” she like “im too drunk to know if I can believe u”.
She start walking the other way. i hold my ground wait until she’s turned the block, the run after her. She says she’s gonna wait for her friends n get a ride with them. I take her over to a cop and ask him if he can breathalyzer me to prove I haven’t been drinking. he wont. I didn’t think he would but I thought me asking would prove to hb spice that I was “sober”.
So we wait till the friends come. She had mentioned she rather have me in her than fingering herself. penis > finger, I knew that lol.
Her friends comes out and she says let me go talk to them. I chill and watch some wasted hot girl attack a hobo/crazy person. He wouldn’t go away. And she attacks him again hysterically and her friends kind of held her back.
So ugly friend who stole my hat came up and says hb spice is too drunk and she taking her home. I try befriending her and kinda succeed, but when I try to go with them in their cab she says no and spice says “sorry girl code” and they leave. Guess girl code means u get a finger tonight and I get blue balls.
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2011 started with a bang.
NEW YEARS EVE: Me n zak n will hit a predrink at my buddys condo. It’s a fucking dope condo. Some hot girl is there, blond. I introduce my self quickly to her and everyone else there.
Talking to everyone. Eventually start talking to hottie, she’s from England, turns out she was the cousin of my buddy who’s condo it was. Mention I like Essex (part of England) girls and she says all girls there are hot with plastic surgery but lives near there and she’s all real. I tell her I just had plastic surgery for xmas on my shoulders, a joke I tell girls sometimes n flirt with her a bit more. My buddy later told me that she told him she left england cus she was getting a reputation as being loose. ;)
She ask me how old think she is, I say 9 then 42 then guess 18. She says she 16. Damn I would have railed the shit out of her luckily I canada 16 is legal. I drank 375 ml of vodka in just over an hour.
Time to leave we take a cab to the club that we bought tickets for. We get there, theres is a long line. Im drunk n like fuck this jump the fence not smoothly security kick me back out. will want to stay in the line.
The club is 3 dif clubs connected thru a door way inside. So I go to the other connected club, line there but I slide under the railing into the smoking patio. There two dudes smoking I run up to them say watsup, they offer me a smoke it take it cus I wanted the bouncers thinking I was out smoking. Instead of inhaling it I blow into it so It looks like im smoking but im not. Cigs are the devil. Us three go in and there a crowd of ppl trying to get from that club to the middle club.
I push to the front of the group n the bouncer lets me in cus im by myself. Go in its full on party mode club is bumpin. Hit dancefloor dance with some girl, I think she was cute but cant remember fully. I remember going for the mackout she like “wait till midnight” midnight come soon after. We hook up at 12 n keep hooking up after. I pull her off dfloor. We walk toward the door but I try to pull her up the stairs to an out of bounds area, she wont follow im standing on the stairs trying to get her to come up and a boncer see me grabs saying what are you doing.
I play dumb and tell him im trying to get to the other club. He says “thats not the way and you’re too drunk”
Kicks me out of the bar, girl doesn’t follow.
I go back to the bar where I got in first. No line bouncer let me in, I had my ticket printout but they didn’t look at it.
Go into club, cant get back into main bar I was in for 12 as bouncer wont let anyone in the middle club. Go upstairs to the dfloor of bar dance with some girl. She leaves me after we share my mini bottle of vodka I brought in, she wanted me to buy her a drink, I guess she just wanted liquor but seemed really down. Actress?
I go back down to the doorway where all the people were trying to get in to middle club. buncer is yelling “no ones getting in, were at capacity” I start telling people we should all run at him and we’d all get in. they are not down, would have worked tho
I push my way thru the people so im next to the bouncer. I think some guy pushed him or something cus bouncer starts fighting whit some guy, I use the opportunity to run into main club. Some other bouncer sees me run in cus im not smooth as im wasted. Grabs me kicks me out. Im pissed, cant get back in.
I see a blond girl waiting in line, she seemed pissed she couldnt get in. I don’t know what I said to her but we start walking together down the street. We pass by a poutine store and she wants poutine. Theres a long line so I tell her to sit nd ill wait. She sit next to someone’s left over poutine container and start eating the remains. Im like fuck waiting in line she got her poutine. I eat a bit and then tell her were going I manage to secure a cab. We drive to her place near downtown. Start hooking up n the cabbie like “you’ll be home soon”
We get there, n she doesnt have her keys. Im like fuck!
We go around to the side and she asks me to try and open the window, I cant and ten hoist her up and she manages to open it. We climb in ungracefully, and we fuck all over her kitchen.
Then the bed. My first kitchen fuck yay, I think we busted her table. Girl was a solid 4 on the new scale. Blond, thin, nice body, face was decent. she also had a tatoo just above her pussy.
Wake up at 7am for some reason, I guess the liquor drained. Start feeling her pussy she moved away. Then she goes to look for her phone and cant find her phone or purse and start sketching out. Asks me “why were you trying to have sex with me this morning?” I reply “because I’m horny”
Later she says “if we had sex last night I don’t remember it” I return the attitude saying “and why would I care?” then I kinda crack up and say “im kidding”
She still freaking out about the purse in phone we try calling her phone no answer and I leave.
NEW YEARS EVE: Me n zak n will hit a predrink at my buddys condo. It’s a fucking dope condo. Some hot girl is there, blond. I introduce my self quickly to her and everyone else there.
Talking to everyone. Eventually start talking to hottie, she’s from England, turns out she was the cousin of my buddy who’s condo it was. Mention I like Essex (part of England) girls and she says all girls there are hot with plastic surgery but lives near there and she’s all real. I tell her I just had plastic surgery for xmas on my shoulders, a joke I tell girls sometimes n flirt with her a bit more. My buddy later told me that she told him she left england cus she was getting a reputation as being loose. ;)
She ask me how old think she is, I say 9 then 42 then guess 18. She says she 16. Damn I would have railed the shit out of her luckily I canada 16 is legal. I drank 375 ml of vodka in just over an hour.
Time to leave we take a cab to the club that we bought tickets for. We get there, theres is a long line. Im drunk n like fuck this jump the fence not smoothly security kick me back out. will want to stay in the line.
The club is 3 dif clubs connected thru a door way inside. So I go to the other connected club, line there but I slide under the railing into the smoking patio. There two dudes smoking I run up to them say watsup, they offer me a smoke it take it cus I wanted the bouncers thinking I was out smoking. Instead of inhaling it I blow into it so It looks like im smoking but im not. Cigs are the devil. Us three go in and there a crowd of ppl trying to get from that club to the middle club.
I push to the front of the group n the bouncer lets me in cus im by myself. Go in its full on party mode club is bumpin. Hit dancefloor dance with some girl, I think she was cute but cant remember fully. I remember going for the mackout she like “wait till midnight” midnight come soon after. We hook up at 12 n keep hooking up after. I pull her off dfloor. We walk toward the door but I try to pull her up the stairs to an out of bounds area, she wont follow im standing on the stairs trying to get her to come up and a boncer see me grabs saying what are you doing.
I play dumb and tell him im trying to get to the other club. He says “thats not the way and you’re too drunk”
Kicks me out of the bar, girl doesn’t follow.
I go back to the bar where I got in first. No line bouncer let me in, I had my ticket printout but they didn’t look at it.
Go into club, cant get back into main bar I was in for 12 as bouncer wont let anyone in the middle club. Go upstairs to the dfloor of bar dance with some girl. She leaves me after we share my mini bottle of vodka I brought in, she wanted me to buy her a drink, I guess she just wanted liquor but seemed really down. Actress?
I go back down to the doorway where all the people were trying to get in to middle club. buncer is yelling “no ones getting in, were at capacity” I start telling people we should all run at him and we’d all get in. they are not down, would have worked tho
I push my way thru the people so im next to the bouncer. I think some guy pushed him or something cus bouncer starts fighting whit some guy, I use the opportunity to run into main club. Some other bouncer sees me run in cus im not smooth as im wasted. Grabs me kicks me out. Im pissed, cant get back in.
I see a blond girl waiting in line, she seemed pissed she couldnt get in. I don’t know what I said to her but we start walking together down the street. We pass by a poutine store and she wants poutine. Theres a long line so I tell her to sit nd ill wait. She sit next to someone’s left over poutine container and start eating the remains. Im like fuck waiting in line she got her poutine. I eat a bit and then tell her were going I manage to secure a cab. We drive to her place near downtown. Start hooking up n the cabbie like “you’ll be home soon”
We get there, n she doesnt have her keys. Im like fuck!
We go around to the side and she asks me to try and open the window, I cant and ten hoist her up and she manages to open it. We climb in ungracefully, and we fuck all over her kitchen.
Then the bed. My first kitchen fuck yay, I think we busted her table. Girl was a solid 4 on the new scale. Blond, thin, nice body, face was decent. she also had a tatoo just above her pussy.
Wake up at 7am for some reason, I guess the liquor drained. Start feeling her pussy she moved away. Then she goes to look for her phone and cant find her phone or purse and start sketching out. Asks me “why were you trying to have sex with me this morning?” I reply “because I’m horny”
Later she says “if we had sex last night I don’t remember it” I return the attitude saying “and why would I care?” then I kinda crack up and say “im kidding”
She still freaking out about the purse in phone we try calling her phone no answer and I leave.
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Tues: went out to bar, drank only, place is super busy on Tuesdays. Get there 1130, massive line. Butt most of line the try to hop the fence and get caught. Bouncer kicks me out and says “you’re not getting in tonight”.
20 mins later my buddy zak shows up. We got back to my place n I change clothes. Head back to bar, line is still huge but theres small vip line. zak does the confident walk thru right in, works like a charm. I wait in the vip line over hear a name the guys in front of me dropped saying it was “kylies birthday”, mention that name and that its was a birthday party and bouncers let me in.
bar is packed but nothing really happened, met a cute aussi girl who was down but not dtf atm And another hot wasted girl.
Wed. hit up busy pub/club at 1am.
Last call is two. We get in, I see the girl from last wed who I went to her place but didn’t bone, say hi. Hit club. Open a set or two with zak, went pretty well. Dance like a fool. Talk to more girls. See this cute girl and open her she started walking I followed her to her group with, this tall blonde wearing pink fishnets (HB nets), dancing not on the dfloor. Im like nice, starting dancing with her, then bring her to dfloor.
We dance n hook up a bit. She asked me if I liked her firend (the one that brought me over to her). I said “yea…yea she seemed cool”, she start getting upset saying “u don’t tell girl that u like her firend”. Asking her friends if they agreed with her did but it didn’t really seemed sincere. I say “it was in a platonic sense” and then “I was joking, I like jokes” she like “omg I do too, wanna here one?” I say yes and sit her on my lap at the end of a long table. Fool around with her and bounce her on my lap.
she gets my number, I tell her to text me.
I take her over to the dance floor again and she follows behind me. I look back to make sure she’s close behind and notice that at the far end of the table we were just at was a group of girls, one of them who flaked on a date with me back in grade 12, when I was kinda chode. Nice.
We get up she goes to the bar I figure I’ll leave her alone for a bit to scout out the rest of the bar. I cant remember what I did after but hb nets disappeared. I hit up this cute native girl. She says she waiting for her man. “ I say, u bf? Ur hubby? Ur boy toy? Your guy? ……ect” for a while turns out she wasn’t with a bf but some native friends including some really asshole chode guy who tried to cock block even though she was down.
She left I tried to follow her but she hit the washroom so I just bounced around the club. Clubs was closing everyone is waiting in line for coat check so I pushed through the crowed hallway looking for talent. Talent finds me. I hear “what do you think, you’re doing” turn to look its some cute girl in line HB white. She had these sexy tight white pants on that where camel toeing. Girl was really cute, she looked like Kristen Stuwart but bigger boobs and had a tight fit body and nice ass. I spit some shit at her and she’s down, gets my number, she or her not so hot firend ask me to come to shawarma with them and some dude. Meanwhile my friend is texting me that hes outside, so I said I couldn’t come with them.
I drove him but we agreed if I pulled he would cab home. I text him saying I pitch of half his cab home anyway. I agree go to shawarma, on the way we see my buddy hb white ask him to come along, being a good wing he declines as there was 2 girls 2 guys.
We get to shawarma, other dude leaves. We sit rent a hookah and smoke it while eating. I just chill. Girl isn’t getting any of the jokes/witty comment I make cus she’s French although her English is so perfect you wouldn’t know. Her Friend explains she getting picked up by some guy who left/ditched her on new years. She explains that the drama of this has made her want him more. Friend has a long convo in French with HB white seeing if she wants to go with the guy picking her up or with me. She says she doesn’t want to go home with me.
This doesn’t faze me much I keep chilling talk with them a bit. Just relaxing. Hb white was a snowboarding and claims to remember me from the hill in Ottawa 2 years b4. Eventually the dude is arriving soon friend ask hb white again in French what she doing she says she not coming with me. the girls ask me where I live, which was the other part of town. They knew I wasn’t drunk and white was impressed. I tell her I can give her a drive but either way it’s cool. Then I say I wanna see the dog that she told me she had. I look her hard in the eyes, I believe this was the key. She says you “you wanna come over?” I say sure.
Her friends says bye and hops in a pickup that arrived. We drive to her house. She says she not the type of girl that sleeps with a guy on the first night and that nothings happening. We get to her apt she warns me its messy, we get there the place is the cleanest place ive seen lol. She had said I was sleeping on the mattress.
Meet her dog and she while petting it I hear her say “I was just teasing, I usually get to know guys that come over” I’m thinking ding ding ding. I go to grab her and throw her on the bed and she kinda resists. She’s like what are you doing? I tell her I wanted to throw her on the bed. She says I can sleep in her bed I take of all my cloths but boxers n get in. girls was 22 btw and was shit testing me cus I was younger. She come in get in bed and I embrace her start kissing. Commense super shit test deluxe.
Do you sleep with a lot of girls? Im not sure how much a lot is, I donno want to compare to
Do u have a lot of one night stands?
I just met you in line
You’re cute but its too soon
And all sort of shit like that. I start feeling her pussy. She’d let me do it for a bit but would make me stop. I would try again and she say “is this a challenge for you?”
Then I stopped but she would turn around so we’re spooning and her great ass Is on my cock. Aaaahhh. Started rapport questioning me. I don’t remember if I tried again after but I should have. Eventually she says “so you’ve finally given up” I basically say that most girls do want it but give fake lmr but if she doesn’t want it its fine and that sex is just a bonus. Sex with this girl would have been a mega bone-us.
She says “that’s positive” and falls asleep cuddling me.
I can’t sleep cus I drank black tea at 12:30. Im also starting to get a cold and I kept moving around and woke her up. She said you can leave if you want cus I called my sister to let her know I had the car till the next day. She called in sick to work when I woke her up. I stayed because I wanted to get the next morning lay. It didn’t happen. The vibe had changed a bit and she was up and dressed when I woke.
If been thinking about this way too much, cus she was really fucking cute, a cool girl and the lay should have happened. The end.
20 mins later my buddy zak shows up. We got back to my place n I change clothes. Head back to bar, line is still huge but theres small vip line. zak does the confident walk thru right in, works like a charm. I wait in the vip line over hear a name the guys in front of me dropped saying it was “kylies birthday”, mention that name and that its was a birthday party and bouncers let me in.
bar is packed but nothing really happened, met a cute aussi girl who was down but not dtf atm And another hot wasted girl.
Wed. hit up busy pub/club at 1am.
Last call is two. We get in, I see the girl from last wed who I went to her place but didn’t bone, say hi. Hit club. Open a set or two with zak, went pretty well. Dance like a fool. Talk to more girls. See this cute girl and open her she started walking I followed her to her group with, this tall blonde wearing pink fishnets (HB nets), dancing not on the dfloor. Im like nice, starting dancing with her, then bring her to dfloor.
We dance n hook up a bit. She asked me if I liked her firend (the one that brought me over to her). I said “yea…yea she seemed cool”, she start getting upset saying “u don’t tell girl that u like her firend”. Asking her friends if they agreed with her did but it didn’t really seemed sincere. I say “it was in a platonic sense” and then “I was joking, I like jokes” she like “omg I do too, wanna here one?” I say yes and sit her on my lap at the end of a long table. Fool around with her and bounce her on my lap.
she gets my number, I tell her to text me.
I take her over to the dance floor again and she follows behind me. I look back to make sure she’s close behind and notice that at the far end of the table we were just at was a group of girls, one of them who flaked on a date with me back in grade 12, when I was kinda chode. Nice.
We get up she goes to the bar I figure I’ll leave her alone for a bit to scout out the rest of the bar. I cant remember what I did after but hb nets disappeared. I hit up this cute native girl. She says she waiting for her man. “ I say, u bf? Ur hubby? Ur boy toy? Your guy? ……ect” for a while turns out she wasn’t with a bf but some native friends including some really asshole chode guy who tried to cock block even though she was down.
She left I tried to follow her but she hit the washroom so I just bounced around the club. Clubs was closing everyone is waiting in line for coat check so I pushed through the crowed hallway looking for talent. Talent finds me. I hear “what do you think, you’re doing” turn to look its some cute girl in line HB white. She had these sexy tight white pants on that where camel toeing. Girl was really cute, she looked like Kristen Stuwart but bigger boobs and had a tight fit body and nice ass. I spit some shit at her and she’s down, gets my number, she or her not so hot firend ask me to come to shawarma with them and some dude. Meanwhile my friend is texting me that hes outside, so I said I couldn’t come with them.
I drove him but we agreed if I pulled he would cab home. I text him saying I pitch of half his cab home anyway. I agree go to shawarma, on the way we see my buddy hb white ask him to come along, being a good wing he declines as there was 2 girls 2 guys.
We get to shawarma, other dude leaves. We sit rent a hookah and smoke it while eating. I just chill. Girl isn’t getting any of the jokes/witty comment I make cus she’s French although her English is so perfect you wouldn’t know. Her Friend explains she getting picked up by some guy who left/ditched her on new years. She explains that the drama of this has made her want him more. Friend has a long convo in French with HB white seeing if she wants to go with the guy picking her up or with me. She says she doesn’t want to go home with me.
This doesn’t faze me much I keep chilling talk with them a bit. Just relaxing. Hb white was a snowboarding and claims to remember me from the hill in Ottawa 2 years b4. Eventually the dude is arriving soon friend ask hb white again in French what she doing she says she not coming with me. the girls ask me where I live, which was the other part of town. They knew I wasn’t drunk and white was impressed. I tell her I can give her a drive but either way it’s cool. Then I say I wanna see the dog that she told me she had. I look her hard in the eyes, I believe this was the key. She says you “you wanna come over?” I say sure.
Her friends says bye and hops in a pickup that arrived. We drive to her house. She says she not the type of girl that sleeps with a guy on the first night and that nothings happening. We get to her apt she warns me its messy, we get there the place is the cleanest place ive seen lol. She had said I was sleeping on the mattress.
Meet her dog and she while petting it I hear her say “I was just teasing, I usually get to know guys that come over” I’m thinking ding ding ding. I go to grab her and throw her on the bed and she kinda resists. She’s like what are you doing? I tell her I wanted to throw her on the bed. She says I can sleep in her bed I take of all my cloths but boxers n get in. girls was 22 btw and was shit testing me cus I was younger. She come in get in bed and I embrace her start kissing. Commense super shit test deluxe.
Do you sleep with a lot of girls? Im not sure how much a lot is, I donno want to compare to
Do u have a lot of one night stands?
I just met you in line
You’re cute but its too soon
And all sort of shit like that. I start feeling her pussy. She’d let me do it for a bit but would make me stop. I would try again and she say “is this a challenge for you?”
Then I stopped but she would turn around so we’re spooning and her great ass Is on my cock. Aaaahhh. Started rapport questioning me. I don’t remember if I tried again after but I should have. Eventually she says “so you’ve finally given up” I basically say that most girls do want it but give fake lmr but if she doesn’t want it its fine and that sex is just a bonus. Sex with this girl would have been a mega bone-us.
She says “that’s positive” and falls asleep cuddling me.
I can’t sleep cus I drank black tea at 12:30. Im also starting to get a cold and I kept moving around and woke her up. She said you can leave if you want cus I called my sister to let her know I had the car till the next day. She called in sick to work when I woke her up. I stayed because I wanted to get the next morning lay. It didn’t happen. The vibe had changed a bit and she was up and dressed when I woke.
If been thinking about this way too much, cus she was really fucking cute, a cool girl and the lay should have happened. The end.
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Ski trip weekend:
Drove to mont-tremblant with 4 buddys. We were on a ski trip organized for 100s if not 1000s of university student housed in two hotels.
We go there on a Friday night a get wasted. We go to a party in our hotel in some girls room and my “game” was weak/ npothing gos well. We go to a party in a club just for the students on a trip.
Club was packed I immediately went nuts, full beast mode. Girls were down for the most part, dance with many girl who i dont rememeber. I ended up dancing with this tall girl, she was pretty cute. Started hooking up. I tried to pull her after moving her around a bit. It was still early in the night and their was a huge line to get in.
I said we would come back after a bit but she didnt want to cus she though we'd wait in line. After pulling her to the door, she decided not to leave and left me. moved to some other girl, probably more then one but ended up with some girl who was down.
She was a 3 (on my new scale) I’d say, face was a lil pudgy but she had big eyes, her body was decent and big tits. HB eyez. I tell her we need to go to my room to get some pineapple juice. After minimal convincing we got to my room, I throw her on the bed pul her pants and panties down, I make a mistake and don’t finger her but reach to get my pants down or find a condom. In the few second of pussy to air exposure/waiting she pulls pants up and says “its too soon”. I say whatever drink some pineapple juice mixed with vodka and we go back to the club.
Bouncer isn’t letting anyone in and she sees her female friends one of them comes outside.
We go back to her and her friends room. Friend loves me and keeps saying how cool I am. Glad she noticed! Maybe she saw my beasting in the club earlier.
So the friends leaves me with HB eyez and basicly tells her to chill with me for a while till she lets her know how the some room party is. After friend leaves we hook up on the sofa and I try to fold it out into a bed she tells me not to so I fuck her on the couch. We bang, im I going all out with the dirty talk, immediately after I cum she gets up to go to the washroom or check her phone or something. Weird thing is I kept thrusting after I came and later she said she didn’t feel me cum so it was weird that she stopped, maybe she lied about ot feeeling it but i did use a rubber. I asked her how many times she came “zero” she replied. lol im a pro.
We go upstairs to the room her friend is in its pretty low energy. I chill there for a bit then decide to leave she says bye in the most non-chalent way.
I go back to my room, then im considering crashing when our buddy calls from the club saying hes with 4 hot girls. At this point I realize its only 2am and clubs close at 3. Hit the club, jump the fence. Beast it up. My buddys end up there too and we hit up lots of girls. I wing my bro with 2 hot twins but they are pulled away. Later he tells me he hooked up with one of them. Girls are loving me but I don’t focus on any particular one and friends are pulling them away.
I end up on the stage solo doing a sexual crotch/pelvic arm thrusting move. O ive had my sex bow on the whole time.
Later I get down just before closing and many girls have left. I see this mad looking girl.
I say “what up u look mad” or something. She says “I lost my cod” I m like “what?” “I lost my cod” “ur card? Which card?” “my coat”. Im oooo shit u have an accent. She was british, accent was cute but not as cute as girl from new years predrinks. Hug her and say its ok babe.
She is fully receptive. She’s down. Were chilling and my buddy comes over and like is trying to amog. Im like wtf. He takes her upstairs to try in find her jacket. Im like woow. I just chill she comes down and comes back to me. I say were gonna get out of here. She says “I don’t have a coat” I put my sweater around her and we start to walk outside, even though its winter im not cold from all the hawt dancing and the fact im a beast.
My buddy comes out and try to pull her but I ignore him and she leaves with me. Im thinking fuck that was weird, whats going on?, oh well.
We go back to her hotel room. her firend is hooking up with a trip organizer and leaves. Her other roomates are two guys she was randomly paired with.
they're cool enough and leave us alone for a bit. We hook up but I take it slow which i thought was the right call. I believe it was proper calibration as we met up 10 mins b4 and she wasn’t a temperature pumped club girl. She was cute and sweet and thin.
After a bit of kissing and kino escalation, I did go for the pussy but backed off a lil when she wasn’t down but we kept kissing, the dudes came back prolly had just left for a smoke. Friend also comes back. Dudes are thinking about going to some room to see if some chick is there or if there a jam there. British kinda hints that she wants them to go. They cant get in touch and stay in the room. I stay with chilling in the bed with british girl but eventually the dudes wanna sleep and there only 2 bed for 4 ppl, the dudes in one and british n firend in one I believe so I leave, get her number. She tells me we should ski together.
Sleep at 415am wake up at 8am to ski. We ski all day I text british at 130pm or so
“its XXXX, r u skiing?” XXXX = my name
“loving it, u?”
“its awesome, wanna race?”
no reply
I meet up with the buddy who was kinda amoging the night before. He explains that he was with the girl at the first bar and bounced her to the club I ended up at the night before. He says she was acting really cold to him at the new club and wasn’t down with him anymore but figured he keep trying for the fuck of it and wasn’t gonna let her get away easily. I had no idea about any of this.
that night we get drunk and plan on going to this party on the lodge on top of the ski mountain that you take a gondola to get to. We get to gonadola around 10:40pm and there a huge line. Naturally I butt the line and my buddys join me at the front. We take gondola ride to top my bros beatbox n I freestyle rapping, all going nuts.
Included with the 25$ ticket for this top of the mountain party was 4 drink tickets. We get there the lodge is fucking packed with at least 400 people, prolly more. huge dance floor, DOPE DJ and a tiny bar with 3 bartenders.
I go to bar push my way thru the ppl get a spot up front my buddys pass me there drink tickets I pass them beers and they hit dfloor. I chill at the bar sipping my beer. I still had 4 tickets left some how, I guess I kept one of my bros tickets.
Ppl are telling me to leave so they can take my spot I tell them “no I need to be here to get more drinks when im done this one” Its fucking crammed so many people pushing to get the front. Im just jamming out to the music, some girl keeps telling me to give me her spot I tell her no, she eventually says “ let me in fornt of you, don’t you want me to grind my ass againt yer cock/crotch” im like "naw babe". My incorruptability turns her on and by the time I order my next for drinks she seems to be down but I leave to hit dancefloor finally. Hit dancefloor with drinks and im real sloppy by this point.
Grabbing girls there not down unlike the night b4. I run into tall girl who wouldn’t be pulled the night b4. She was down we danced and hooked up but I tried to pull her again towards the washrooms and she wasn’t down and left.
Later I was “gorilla beasting” and failing at it, on other girls and she saw and this made her less down and we danced a bit more but she disaapeared eventually.
I run in to HB eyes who is down we go to leave when the party is still going on full swing.
Earlier I had deciced I wouldn’t bone her again but Im so drunk, i consider it although i did want something new, so as we walk to exit ask her “are we gonna go back and chill or should I stay here?” she says “you’re good”. I don’t know what this means and it not being a definite answer I decide to leave her when she goes to get her coat. I hit up more girls but none are down with my uber drunken gameless state and so I end up dancing with all of my boys among the last ppl in the lodge party. It was jokes. I was telling my bud "there were so many girls tonight how is it possible that I'M not getting laid."
DJ says the party is over, buddys go gets there coats I only had a swaeter so I run to gondolas and get in with a group that has some cute girls. It’s a group or 3 girls and two guys or something. I make an effort to be as obnoxious as I can and its makes one girl kinda of down with me she add me on fb on her phone and her firend invites me to chill with them in their hotel room.
I do and it’s a two level dope condo they feed me liquor but weren’t dtf and more and more of their friends arrive so I eventually leave. Meet up with my bro and scout the hallways looking for lust to no avail. Next day we ski and head home.
Drove to mont-tremblant with 4 buddys. We were on a ski trip organized for 100s if not 1000s of university student housed in two hotels.
We go there on a Friday night a get wasted. We go to a party in our hotel in some girls room and my “game” was weak/ npothing gos well. We go to a party in a club just for the students on a trip.
Club was packed I immediately went nuts, full beast mode. Girls were down for the most part, dance with many girl who i dont rememeber. I ended up dancing with this tall girl, she was pretty cute. Started hooking up. I tried to pull her after moving her around a bit. It was still early in the night and their was a huge line to get in.
I said we would come back after a bit but she didnt want to cus she though we'd wait in line. After pulling her to the door, she decided not to leave and left me. moved to some other girl, probably more then one but ended up with some girl who was down.
She was a 3 (on my new scale) I’d say, face was a lil pudgy but she had big eyes, her body was decent and big tits. HB eyez. I tell her we need to go to my room to get some pineapple juice. After minimal convincing we got to my room, I throw her on the bed pul her pants and panties down, I make a mistake and don’t finger her but reach to get my pants down or find a condom. In the few second of pussy to air exposure/waiting she pulls pants up and says “its too soon”. I say whatever drink some pineapple juice mixed with vodka and we go back to the club.
Bouncer isn’t letting anyone in and she sees her female friends one of them comes outside.
We go back to her and her friends room. Friend loves me and keeps saying how cool I am. Glad she noticed! Maybe she saw my beasting in the club earlier.
So the friends leaves me with HB eyez and basicly tells her to chill with me for a while till she lets her know how the some room party is. After friend leaves we hook up on the sofa and I try to fold it out into a bed she tells me not to so I fuck her on the couch. We bang, im I going all out with the dirty talk, immediately after I cum she gets up to go to the washroom or check her phone or something. Weird thing is I kept thrusting after I came and later she said she didn’t feel me cum so it was weird that she stopped, maybe she lied about ot feeeling it but i did use a rubber. I asked her how many times she came “zero” she replied. lol im a pro.
We go upstairs to the room her friend is in its pretty low energy. I chill there for a bit then decide to leave she says bye in the most non-chalent way.
I go back to my room, then im considering crashing when our buddy calls from the club saying hes with 4 hot girls. At this point I realize its only 2am and clubs close at 3. Hit the club, jump the fence. Beast it up. My buddys end up there too and we hit up lots of girls. I wing my bro with 2 hot twins but they are pulled away. Later he tells me he hooked up with one of them. Girls are loving me but I don’t focus on any particular one and friends are pulling them away.
I end up on the stage solo doing a sexual crotch/pelvic arm thrusting move. O ive had my sex bow on the whole time.
Later I get down just before closing and many girls have left. I see this mad looking girl.
I say “what up u look mad” or something. She says “I lost my cod” I m like “what?” “I lost my cod” “ur card? Which card?” “my coat”. Im oooo shit u have an accent. She was british, accent was cute but not as cute as girl from new years predrinks. Hug her and say its ok babe.
She is fully receptive. She’s down. Were chilling and my buddy comes over and like is trying to amog. Im like wtf. He takes her upstairs to try in find her jacket. Im like woow. I just chill she comes down and comes back to me. I say were gonna get out of here. She says “I don’t have a coat” I put my sweater around her and we start to walk outside, even though its winter im not cold from all the hawt dancing and the fact im a beast.
My buddy comes out and try to pull her but I ignore him and she leaves with me. Im thinking fuck that was weird, whats going on?, oh well.
We go back to her hotel room. her firend is hooking up with a trip organizer and leaves. Her other roomates are two guys she was randomly paired with.
they're cool enough and leave us alone for a bit. We hook up but I take it slow which i thought was the right call. I believe it was proper calibration as we met up 10 mins b4 and she wasn’t a temperature pumped club girl. She was cute and sweet and thin.
After a bit of kissing and kino escalation, I did go for the pussy but backed off a lil when she wasn’t down but we kept kissing, the dudes came back prolly had just left for a smoke. Friend also comes back. Dudes are thinking about going to some room to see if some chick is there or if there a jam there. British kinda hints that she wants them to go. They cant get in touch and stay in the room. I stay with chilling in the bed with british girl but eventually the dudes wanna sleep and there only 2 bed for 4 ppl, the dudes in one and british n firend in one I believe so I leave, get her number. She tells me we should ski together.
Sleep at 415am wake up at 8am to ski. We ski all day I text british at 130pm or so
“its XXXX, r u skiing?” XXXX = my name
“loving it, u?”
“its awesome, wanna race?”
no reply
I meet up with the buddy who was kinda amoging the night before. He explains that he was with the girl at the first bar and bounced her to the club I ended up at the night before. He says she was acting really cold to him at the new club and wasn’t down with him anymore but figured he keep trying for the fuck of it and wasn’t gonna let her get away easily. I had no idea about any of this.
that night we get drunk and plan on going to this party on the lodge on top of the ski mountain that you take a gondola to get to. We get to gonadola around 10:40pm and there a huge line. Naturally I butt the line and my buddys join me at the front. We take gondola ride to top my bros beatbox n I freestyle rapping, all going nuts.
Included with the 25$ ticket for this top of the mountain party was 4 drink tickets. We get there the lodge is fucking packed with at least 400 people, prolly more. huge dance floor, DOPE DJ and a tiny bar with 3 bartenders.
I go to bar push my way thru the ppl get a spot up front my buddys pass me there drink tickets I pass them beers and they hit dfloor. I chill at the bar sipping my beer. I still had 4 tickets left some how, I guess I kept one of my bros tickets.
Ppl are telling me to leave so they can take my spot I tell them “no I need to be here to get more drinks when im done this one” Its fucking crammed so many people pushing to get the front. Im just jamming out to the music, some girl keeps telling me to give me her spot I tell her no, she eventually says “ let me in fornt of you, don’t you want me to grind my ass againt yer cock/crotch” im like "naw babe". My incorruptability turns her on and by the time I order my next for drinks she seems to be down but I leave to hit dancefloor finally. Hit dancefloor with drinks and im real sloppy by this point.
Grabbing girls there not down unlike the night b4. I run into tall girl who wouldn’t be pulled the night b4. She was down we danced and hooked up but I tried to pull her again towards the washrooms and she wasn’t down and left.
Later I was “gorilla beasting” and failing at it, on other girls and she saw and this made her less down and we danced a bit more but she disaapeared eventually.
I run in to HB eyes who is down we go to leave when the party is still going on full swing.
Earlier I had deciced I wouldn’t bone her again but Im so drunk, i consider it although i did want something new, so as we walk to exit ask her “are we gonna go back and chill or should I stay here?” she says “you’re good”. I don’t know what this means and it not being a definite answer I decide to leave her when she goes to get her coat. I hit up more girls but none are down with my uber drunken gameless state and so I end up dancing with all of my boys among the last ppl in the lodge party. It was jokes. I was telling my bud "there were so many girls tonight how is it possible that I'M not getting laid."
DJ says the party is over, buddys go gets there coats I only had a swaeter so I run to gondolas and get in with a group that has some cute girls. It’s a group or 3 girls and two guys or something. I make an effort to be as obnoxious as I can and its makes one girl kinda of down with me she add me on fb on her phone and her firend invites me to chill with them in their hotel room.
I do and it’s a two level dope condo they feed me liquor but weren’t dtf and more and more of their friends arrive so I eventually leave. Meet up with my bro and scout the hallways looking for lust to no avail. Next day we ski and head home.
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Thurs: BACK IN HALIFAX: Go out to pub/club with some buddys. Went to their house first and one of my bro had gf over and her friends. They had gone to the bar earlier to get a stamp. It was a smiley face, we recreate it with a black marker and then fade it with soap.. it work great w skip long line at bar n get in free. Get in I chode around a bit. I’m haven’t drank alc and minimum tea consumption. From now on I will specify if I drank liquor if not its “sober”.
Start opening a few girls it goes alright, most aren’t downt. Some girl gives me one of her glowstick braclets and im wearing on my mardi grad beads necklace. Later on I see the blond 5 that I hooked uo with and drove home with her and her friend but boned her less attractive friend from a 5 frs back. She says she doesn’t remember me but proves to be lying cus later im role playing with her and say “don’t forget we had hot sex”. Shes like “that was my firend” im like “o right….”
She wants my glowstick and I tell her no we end up kissing a bit but I cant remember it was before or after. I get the glowstick back but she keeps the connecting piece and wont give it back. I hit up more girls, dance like an idiot with some friends cus the dj was playing dope beats in a row.
A few sets go ok but nothing really hits. Bar is closing I wanna go to late club, blonde 5 , I have demoted her to a 4 cus she not as hot since im sober, says she’s going to late club but doesn’t have enough $ to go. I tell her to look for $ on the floor but i aignt giving her $. Offer her a ride she isn’t down.
Drop my buddy of and hit late club with 2 boys. I have a bracelet and we get in its not busy not much talent at all. I run into the girl I banged sober previously and end up going home with her and her annoyingly drunk friend and banging the girl in her washroom.
Sat:
Go to my buddys place plan on going to some kegger they heard about. Drink one rum n coke b4 hading to party we get there the dude says keg is don’t at party is at capacity. Guy was bullshiting prolly cus we were 5 dudes.
Go back to their place chill then I drive to club. We hit club, but to the front of the main line it isn’t moving at all so I jump into the vip line almost get in the boucer stops me, I say “im on the list” hes like “did he id u?” I give other bouncer my id and get in. skip cover. I grab/dance/talk to enough girls but most aren’t down. See some girl I chatted on pof and added on fb. She was looking fine but firend dragged her away as soon as I introduced myself.
Hit up more girls a few are down most not. My buddys knew some girl that we had chatted with in line. They dancing with 2 of them and I grab the third and we start dancing. She was cute. I find out she visiting from Ottawa my home town. She’s ready to go and we start hooking up, she grinding me so well and im rubbing my leg in between her legs of coarse. Im getting fucking hard which im sure is turning her on.
After hooking up a lot and dancing club is closing.
We all go back to their place after they accept that im not drunk. We eat kd and me n Ottawa girl chill n hook up on couch. We have commonalities, both form ottawa, commerce students, interested in psychology, love shawarma ;). Later I mention “niche market” and she’s like “omg u really are a commece student, I feel like a lot of guys lie to girls about stuff” I explain that I’m so awesome that I don’t need to lie.
One of her firend tell us there a bed upstairs if we need it but another tells us not to go in her bed. We go halfway upstairs but my buddys and their friends are all upstairs and girls would def cockblock. We go back to couch and eventually everyone comes downstairs. I say to Ottawa girl “we should go upstairs” she says “I don’t know” I take her hand and lead her upstairs. Confident leading almost always works. We go upstairs to a bedroom we start taking stuff off her bed. She mention “I donno if this is a good idea, I feel like you’re gonna take advantage me”
I think she said this cus I wasn’t drunk which takes me to a mini rant:
People seem to think that its weird to hook up with a drunk girl when you’re not drunk as your taking advantage of her. but its ok if yer also drunk. I think this is total crap. Me being drunk or not doesn’t change the state she’s In nor does it give me super control powers. It’s the same shit to her either way. I mean im not talking about a girl that passed out or so drunk she cant talk, in that case u shouldnt fuck her if your drunk or sober. If anything people take advantage of girls when they are drunk cus they are using alcohol to make them act more attractive. End of rant
So as soon as I turn off the light and close the door it comes back on. I turn it off gain and someone open sdoor and turns it on. later I find out It was one of her friends cockblocking cus it was her bed I think, I didn’t know which room was the one that was suggested to me earlier. Ottawa girl says we should go downstairs, I do cus I thought her friend would have cock blocked again, we go downstairs chill n then head out when the girls basically kick us out so they can sleep.
I drive the boys home, and im feely allllrightt. Im like I wanna hit the bar. They don’t wanna it 3:16 when I drop them off. Late clubs close at 330.
I go home and look through my bracelet collection. My good braceltes got thrown out so ill I have is this really shitty bracelt. I put it on using stickey tack. And hit club get there at 320. Get in saying I need to get my coat, flash the bracelet quickly so the bouncer cant see the half if it that is torn.
Get in hit up a few girls but it was strangely not busy for Friday night. Usually it stays busy till closing. Clubs is closing ppl are waiting at coat check line. I see two girls at front of coat check, hot. I open them asking if they butted the line. They said they knew the girl at the coat check and were talking to her so I left. See three girls, two cute one decent but doable. I say hi to them they’re chill talk a bit to them. Decent one says she’s visiting from usa and has been spending a lot of cash. I tell them to but the line, they not down. I tell them ill try to get their coats for them, she almost give me her ticket. Later she mentions she’d give 50$ to have her coat and not wait in the line. I say let me try for u guys. They give me their 3 tickets and I go to where the girls at the front of line were before.
I wait there, some cute girl who I once went one date with which I guess went bad cus she ignored my calls after, is trying to get her coat they cant find it or something holding up the line. I don’t say anything to her but chill there and wait for the opportunity. Some drunk guys are hating on me for butting the line and getting angry.
I tell them “I know the coat check girl” they said “I don’t fucking care” they tell the bouncer who tells me I cant skip the line just as I give her the coat check tickets “no we had a problem earlier their fixing it” I tell him. He’s like well u already gave her the ticket. I get the coats return to girls and pretend to walk away with their coats as a joke. Then I give them their coats and girl give me a 50$ usa bill.
YAY my line butting skills are really paying off. Chat with them a little more they like me more after my line hustle. They are going to leave I ask the hottest one for her number she say she has a bf I say “doesn’t mean we cant party” she gives me it I tell her that I might invite her to a party and she better bring cute friends. She says she always brings cute friends.
I go outside tonnes of dudes. I walk to the other side see two girls with a guy. I say hi to them short kinda cute girl grab my hand and says “take me home!”
I tell them I have a car and drive girl and guy home then drive to short girls place. She keeps saying she really drunk and that I can sleep at her place. I hold her hands and kino her on the way.
We get to her place, two dude roomates are up she goes to talk to one and ignores me. Then I go into her room she leaves, and wait ther for a while reading a cosmo. Then I go into her living room she sitting on the couch, I sit between her and the room mate. She says she’ll be right back. Then after a bit her roommate tells me “ i guess your booty call isn’t gonna happen” I say “ what do you mean” he says “well do u know her” I say no. I say “did she say she wanted me to leave?” he says “no but she’s totally ignoring you”. I go to her room its locked with the light on. I knock she doesn’t answer. Go get my shoes on knock again and say “im leaving” no answer and I drive home.
Start opening a few girls it goes alright, most aren’t downt. Some girl gives me one of her glowstick braclets and im wearing on my mardi grad beads necklace. Later on I see the blond 5 that I hooked uo with and drove home with her and her friend but boned her less attractive friend from a 5 frs back. She says she doesn’t remember me but proves to be lying cus later im role playing with her and say “don’t forget we had hot sex”. Shes like “that was my firend” im like “o right….”
She wants my glowstick and I tell her no we end up kissing a bit but I cant remember it was before or after. I get the glowstick back but she keeps the connecting piece and wont give it back. I hit up more girls, dance like an idiot with some friends cus the dj was playing dope beats in a row.
A few sets go ok but nothing really hits. Bar is closing I wanna go to late club, blonde 5 , I have demoted her to a 4 cus she not as hot since im sober, says she’s going to late club but doesn’t have enough $ to go. I tell her to look for $ on the floor but i aignt giving her $. Offer her a ride she isn’t down.
Drop my buddy of and hit late club with 2 boys. I have a bracelet and we get in its not busy not much talent at all. I run into the girl I banged sober previously and end up going home with her and her annoyingly drunk friend and banging the girl in her washroom.
Sat:
Go to my buddys place plan on going to some kegger they heard about. Drink one rum n coke b4 hading to party we get there the dude says keg is don’t at party is at capacity. Guy was bullshiting prolly cus we were 5 dudes.
Go back to their place chill then I drive to club. We hit club, but to the front of the main line it isn’t moving at all so I jump into the vip line almost get in the boucer stops me, I say “im on the list” hes like “did he id u?” I give other bouncer my id and get in. skip cover. I grab/dance/talk to enough girls but most aren’t down. See some girl I chatted on pof and added on fb. She was looking fine but firend dragged her away as soon as I introduced myself.
Hit up more girls a few are down most not. My buddys knew some girl that we had chatted with in line. They dancing with 2 of them and I grab the third and we start dancing. She was cute. I find out she visiting from Ottawa my home town. She’s ready to go and we start hooking up, she grinding me so well and im rubbing my leg in between her legs of coarse. Im getting fucking hard which im sure is turning her on.
After hooking up a lot and dancing club is closing.
We all go back to their place after they accept that im not drunk. We eat kd and me n Ottawa girl chill n hook up on couch. We have commonalities, both form ottawa, commerce students, interested in psychology, love shawarma ;). Later I mention “niche market” and she’s like “omg u really are a commece student, I feel like a lot of guys lie to girls about stuff” I explain that I’m so awesome that I don’t need to lie.
One of her firend tell us there a bed upstairs if we need it but another tells us not to go in her bed. We go halfway upstairs but my buddys and their friends are all upstairs and girls would def cockblock. We go back to couch and eventually everyone comes downstairs. I say to Ottawa girl “we should go upstairs” she says “I don’t know” I take her hand and lead her upstairs. Confident leading almost always works. We go upstairs to a bedroom we start taking stuff off her bed. She mention “I donno if this is a good idea, I feel like you’re gonna take advantage me”
I think she said this cus I wasn’t drunk which takes me to a mini rant:
People seem to think that its weird to hook up with a drunk girl when you’re not drunk as your taking advantage of her. but its ok if yer also drunk. I think this is total crap. Me being drunk or not doesn’t change the state she’s In nor does it give me super control powers. It’s the same shit to her either way. I mean im not talking about a girl that passed out or so drunk she cant talk, in that case u shouldnt fuck her if your drunk or sober. If anything people take advantage of girls when they are drunk cus they are using alcohol to make them act more attractive. End of rant
So as soon as I turn off the light and close the door it comes back on. I turn it off gain and someone open sdoor and turns it on. later I find out It was one of her friends cockblocking cus it was her bed I think, I didn’t know which room was the one that was suggested to me earlier. Ottawa girl says we should go downstairs, I do cus I thought her friend would have cock blocked again, we go downstairs chill n then head out when the girls basically kick us out so they can sleep.
I drive the boys home, and im feely allllrightt. Im like I wanna hit the bar. They don’t wanna it 3:16 when I drop them off. Late clubs close at 330.
I go home and look through my bracelet collection. My good braceltes got thrown out so ill I have is this really shitty bracelt. I put it on using stickey tack. And hit club get there at 320. Get in saying I need to get my coat, flash the bracelet quickly so the bouncer cant see the half if it that is torn.
Get in hit up a few girls but it was strangely not busy for Friday night. Usually it stays busy till closing. Clubs is closing ppl are waiting at coat check line. I see two girls at front of coat check, hot. I open them asking if they butted the line. They said they knew the girl at the coat check and were talking to her so I left. See three girls, two cute one decent but doable. I say hi to them they’re chill talk a bit to them. Decent one says she’s visiting from usa and has been spending a lot of cash. I tell them to but the line, they not down. I tell them ill try to get their coats for them, she almost give me her ticket. Later she mentions she’d give 50$ to have her coat and not wait in the line. I say let me try for u guys. They give me their 3 tickets and I go to where the girls at the front of line were before.
I wait there, some cute girl who I once went one date with which I guess went bad cus she ignored my calls after, is trying to get her coat they cant find it or something holding up the line. I don’t say anything to her but chill there and wait for the opportunity. Some drunk guys are hating on me for butting the line and getting angry.
I tell them “I know the coat check girl” they said “I don’t fucking care” they tell the bouncer who tells me I cant skip the line just as I give her the coat check tickets “no we had a problem earlier their fixing it” I tell him. He’s like well u already gave her the ticket. I get the coats return to girls and pretend to walk away with their coats as a joke. Then I give them their coats and girl give me a 50$ usa bill.
YAY my line butting skills are really paying off. Chat with them a little more they like me more after my line hustle. They are going to leave I ask the hottest one for her number she say she has a bf I say “doesn’t mean we cant party” she gives me it I tell her that I might invite her to a party and she better bring cute friends. She says she always brings cute friends.
I go outside tonnes of dudes. I walk to the other side see two girls with a guy. I say hi to them short kinda cute girl grab my hand and says “take me home!”
I tell them I have a car and drive girl and guy home then drive to short girls place. She keeps saying she really drunk and that I can sleep at her place. I hold her hands and kino her on the way.
We get to her place, two dude roomates are up she goes to talk to one and ignores me. Then I go into her room she leaves, and wait ther for a while reading a cosmo. Then I go into her living room she sitting on the couch, I sit between her and the room mate. She says she’ll be right back. Then after a bit her roommate tells me “ i guess your booty call isn’t gonna happen” I say “ what do you mean” he says “well do u know her” I say no. I say “did she say she wanted me to leave?” he says “no but she’s totally ignoring you”. I go to her room its locked with the light on. I knock she doesn’t answer. Go get my shoes on knock again and say “im leaving” no answer and I drive home.
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That $50 is probably fake bro, I knew a girl that had a stack of fake $50's, we would use them for drugs and cabs, just saying don't use it anywhere official, save it for a drunk cab or something.
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Yo thanks for the heads up Olio, i'm pretty sure the $50 is real tho cus it looks n feels legit and has the watermark that u can only see when u hold it up to the light
Sunday:
Hit up pre-drink birthday party with my two roommates. It’s a pretty cute girl’s house who my friend knows, and I’ve seen her around. We get to the house, I sip a lil vodka like one shot and chill with the people at the house. We head out, some ppl take a taxi the pub/club that’s popular on Sundays, I drive there.
This place has a bar downstairs with a popular cover band and a club upstairs as mentioned in a an earlier journal entree. We get there its free cover and 1 cheap beer if you are a student. I see a dieyed bright red haired girl, hipster/alternative type but she’s pretty cute, hesitate and dont open her when she walks by.
I go chill with some ppl from my program. Drink my one beer.
Hit up some older girl near the bar as the band plays. She’s down, keeps asking me chode questions. Im air guitaring and dancing. She asks me if I wanna smoke some weed with her.
I decline. I tell her to find me b4 she leaves.
She leaves. I see red hair girl, she’s got two beers, I say “thanks for getting me one” a a joke and go to take one. Surprisingly she gives it to me. We talk n dance and she’s down. I eventually give her most of the beer back cus I had to drive home. My buddy come in and starts talking to her. I chill he leaves and she pulls out the mardi gras beads I had on under my shirt. She asks why I had them on under my shirt I tell her “its so when a girl sees it she can take them out!” all excited I go in to kiss her but hesitate a lil and so I just kiss her on the lips. Get her number.
I move to dancefloor n me in my buddy grab two girls and dance with them they are down. The one im with is short and cute n thin so I pick her up/ she wraps her legs around me and I bounce her on my crotch and dip her. This excites her and she starts making out with me. I put her down and dance with her and I go to makout with her again she does but breaks it off b4 I do and then pulls her friend away from my buddy and they leave. Weird.
Later I’m leaving the washroom and I see some cute blonde young looking girl standing at the top of the stairs. I talk to her, she’s 18 (fake id). She asks where I came from tell her the washroom, mention how classy it is cus it has urinal separators, she got a similar sense of humour as i do and gets my sacastic joking attitude. Then I start role playing with her about how we fucked in the men’s washroom b4. This arouses her and she grabs my belt buckle and I kiss her. She was waiting to be picked up by her friend but I take her to the dancefloor we dance n hook up b4 she gets a call and leaves.
I had seen radio girl, who I’d been texting in the days prior, doing her promo thing at the bar, I eventually said hi to her and played air hockey with her which was part of the promotion. I didn’t get physical with her at all and she seemed “off” and I left her after she gave me some bowling coupons. I’ve realized that the more I think about a girl, the more I fuck it up. Pretty standard shit I need to get over.
Later I’m dancing around on dfloor upstairs. Older looking girl comes to say goodbye to me, I tell her “we’re not leaving together?” or something half serious she says she’s leaving with her friends and we kiss goodbye. Girl wasn’t that hot I’m still not sure if I would have fucked her.
Later I see red haired girl dancing with some dude I try to dance with her and blow him out but it doesn’t work. I keep going try to dance with some girls and some are not down. Later I see one of the girls who I thought denied my dancefloor advance and go for her again. she does some kinda dance floor shit test which I pass by keep dancing and regrabbing her. She’s wearing black n white striped dress so I call her zebra girl.
Shes down with my energetic/not giving a fuck dance moves. We start hooking up while dancing and eventually she starts licking my neck, like tongue out licking.
We dance for quite a while I try to bring her to the bar so I can get a water she says she’s not thirsty. Grab water quickly and return to her. More dancing hooking up, club is closing. I had been seeding the pull while we dance and I tell her I can give her a ride home. She with two other friends so it works cus just one of my buddys were left.
Quickly convince her firend im not drunk then we go to the car. She’s super excited that I drive a Honda cus she works at a Honda factory/dealership apparently she shines the cars?
We drive to her place. I was gonna drop my buddy off but it just seemed to weird and I figure he could wing me so I go straight there.
I don’t even ask if I can come in I just get out of the car as they do. This works fine.
We all go in, buddy Isolates the friend who wasn’t the roommate , roommate friend goes to sleep after saying “wow that’s private” sarcasticly as me n zebra girl hook up in their main room.
We keep hooking up then go into her room where her firend and my buddy have been chatting. her friend wants to leave, which Im hoping she does but zebra girl eventually convinces her to stay cus “it’s my first night back and we were supposed to have a sleepover”.
I could have given her a much better sleep over. She eventually says I need to leave. Asks me if I go to the pogue (bar) on Thursdays cus it’s the bar night for my program, I say I do. Shes says “I’ll be there, if you come it will be fate” I tell her “That wouldn’t be fate at all” while laughing. ME n my buddy leave.
Sunday:
Hit up pre-drink birthday party with my two roommates. It’s a pretty cute girl’s house who my friend knows, and I’ve seen her around. We get to the house, I sip a lil vodka like one shot and chill with the people at the house. We head out, some ppl take a taxi the pub/club that’s popular on Sundays, I drive there.
This place has a bar downstairs with a popular cover band and a club upstairs as mentioned in a an earlier journal entree. We get there its free cover and 1 cheap beer if you are a student. I see a dieyed bright red haired girl, hipster/alternative type but she’s pretty cute, hesitate and dont open her when she walks by.
I go chill with some ppl from my program. Drink my one beer.
Hit up some older girl near the bar as the band plays. She’s down, keeps asking me chode questions. Im air guitaring and dancing. She asks me if I wanna smoke some weed with her.
I decline. I tell her to find me b4 she leaves.
She leaves. I see red hair girl, she’s got two beers, I say “thanks for getting me one” a a joke and go to take one. Surprisingly she gives it to me. We talk n dance and she’s down. I eventually give her most of the beer back cus I had to drive home. My buddy come in and starts talking to her. I chill he leaves and she pulls out the mardi gras beads I had on under my shirt. She asks why I had them on under my shirt I tell her “its so when a girl sees it she can take them out!” all excited I go in to kiss her but hesitate a lil and so I just kiss her on the lips. Get her number.
I move to dancefloor n me in my buddy grab two girls and dance with them they are down. The one im with is short and cute n thin so I pick her up/ she wraps her legs around me and I bounce her on my crotch and dip her. This excites her and she starts making out with me. I put her down and dance with her and I go to makout with her again she does but breaks it off b4 I do and then pulls her friend away from my buddy and they leave. Weird.
Later I’m leaving the washroom and I see some cute blonde young looking girl standing at the top of the stairs. I talk to her, she’s 18 (fake id). She asks where I came from tell her the washroom, mention how classy it is cus it has urinal separators, she got a similar sense of humour as i do and gets my sacastic joking attitude. Then I start role playing with her about how we fucked in the men’s washroom b4. This arouses her and she grabs my belt buckle and I kiss her. She was waiting to be picked up by her friend but I take her to the dancefloor we dance n hook up b4 she gets a call and leaves.
I had seen radio girl, who I’d been texting in the days prior, doing her promo thing at the bar, I eventually said hi to her and played air hockey with her which was part of the promotion. I didn’t get physical with her at all and she seemed “off” and I left her after she gave me some bowling coupons. I’ve realized that the more I think about a girl, the more I fuck it up. Pretty standard shit I need to get over.
Later I’m dancing around on dfloor upstairs. Older looking girl comes to say goodbye to me, I tell her “we’re not leaving together?” or something half serious she says she’s leaving with her friends and we kiss goodbye. Girl wasn’t that hot I’m still not sure if I would have fucked her.
Later I see red haired girl dancing with some dude I try to dance with her and blow him out but it doesn’t work. I keep going try to dance with some girls and some are not down. Later I see one of the girls who I thought denied my dancefloor advance and go for her again. she does some kinda dance floor shit test which I pass by keep dancing and regrabbing her. She’s wearing black n white striped dress so I call her zebra girl.
Shes down with my energetic/not giving a fuck dance moves. We start hooking up while dancing and eventually she starts licking my neck, like tongue out licking.
We dance for quite a while I try to bring her to the bar so I can get a water she says she’s not thirsty. Grab water quickly and return to her. More dancing hooking up, club is closing. I had been seeding the pull while we dance and I tell her I can give her a ride home. She with two other friends so it works cus just one of my buddys were left.
Quickly convince her firend im not drunk then we go to the car. She’s super excited that I drive a Honda cus she works at a Honda factory/dealership apparently she shines the cars?
We drive to her place. I was gonna drop my buddy off but it just seemed to weird and I figure he could wing me so I go straight there.
I don’t even ask if I can come in I just get out of the car as they do. This works fine.
We all go in, buddy Isolates the friend who wasn’t the roommate , roommate friend goes to sleep after saying “wow that’s private” sarcasticly as me n zebra girl hook up in their main room.
We keep hooking up then go into her room where her firend and my buddy have been chatting. her friend wants to leave, which Im hoping she does but zebra girl eventually convinces her to stay cus “it’s my first night back and we were supposed to have a sleepover”.
I could have given her a much better sleep over. She eventually says I need to leave. Asks me if I go to the pogue (bar) on Thursdays cus it’s the bar night for my program, I say I do. Shes says “I’ll be there, if you come it will be fate” I tell her “That wouldn’t be fate at all” while laughing. ME n my buddy leave.
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getemcusiknow
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Join Date: 09/19/2009 | Posts: 502
Go drunk, went to bar. open some girls, some went ok.
See some cute girl i've seen around, tell her that. tell her "we have to dance!" she says "can i finish my beer". I say "u can finish it on the dance floor" pulling her there.
The girl was pretty hot, very thin, large boobs, pretty cute face, blonde. (hb blondee)
We dance, she come in for makout we do and i pull out first. repeat. Im having a lot of fun dancing with her and after a long time she says she has to find her firends.
I fuck around for a bit, then i walk upstairs and see 2 girls and a dude. the one girl is talking to the guy and ther other one is alone and cute. I say hi and hug her, she tells me shes a lesbian, then the friend tells me i should take the "lesbian" to the dancefloor. I grab her hand and she kinda resists but i keep walking and she follows. The as were walking down the stairs i see hb blondee and grab telling her "its you n me tonight". she like ok but dosnt seem too down.
Lesbo leaves me when i grab blondee. I go downstirs and see some other girl sitting at a table that i kinda know from parties n shit, great body decent face. i dance with her but she not as recptive as blondee. club/pub is closing sonish. I see blondee at the bar getting barrated by chodes. I tell her "darling our ride is here" she tells this to chodes and i walk away but she still says with them as they boxed her in. I sit near the door on my phone fucking around then i go in and physically blow out choderoos. The me n blondee just chill at the bar watching some redicoulously drunk ugly 40+ lady act a fool which includes her yelling at me "u raped me", id never seen her in my life, and her grinding the boucers with her leg in the air and every guy in the vicinity.
so me n blondee eventually leave with her firend to get a cab i tell her ill be dopped off at her place. friend has cute face but has a tummy hiding shirt so i assume shes got a lil extra on the tummy. Firend is giving me the fuck me eyes so in my liqour assited state i get off with her and we bone.
blondee wasnt as oviouly down, at that point, so i went foir the easy lay. sadly my assumptuons abut the friend were true and i have no choice but to give her a 1 one the new scale.
Blondee was a 5 and I regret not getting off with her and seeing what happened. looking back im sure i could have got at least to lmr wth blondee lol.
I have decided to not go for anything below a 3 on the new scale from now on. i hope to keep this promise.
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