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December 4th, 2016
D...DD... DURRRRRR! JEFFFY!
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jlaix

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Bootcamp last night... opened a girl by PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED. "H..hee...hello mah nn.name is J..jEfff... you look... yu look like p.. pretty llady DURRRRRR" FULLY in character. Imagine the kid from Breaking Bad with cerebral palsy... basically emulating that style of speech, a lot of halting and stuttering, with my hands held up to like neck level, a lot of "wrist action" and eyeballs rolling around as I get 5 inches from her face, like chewing on my tongue and shit. Bitch didn't know what the fuck to do... because as ludicrous as it is for someone to pretend to be retarded, it's even MORE ludicrous to ACCUSE SOMEONE OF PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED. Continued this for several minutes, humping her and shit while she's trying to be polite, this is going down all directly in front of the students lol... then just as I sense she's about to leave BOOM I slam gears into the urbane, articulate conversationalist you have all grown to know and love. "Yes, well in any case I would love for you to accompany me to the new installment of the Twilight film franchise miss." Perfectly timed, she erupts in laughter etc.

The usual shit after this, beastmode on calibration lock, in and out, move around, egregious makeout, she tells her friends to leave without her, pull her to the van, "oh it's hot" etc clothes come off while listening to Eazy E, my dick was actually sore from too much fucking this week, I thought it was herpes or chlamydia which would be odd since I always use condom these days but nah today it feels a lot better, but anyway just ate her a bit while the students literally listened outside with like cups and shit on the side of the van, then kicked her out and debriefed. 

DUURRRRR JEFFFY
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iiSwoosh

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ahhahahaahaha
was this at a bar or club?
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 Lulz
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it was at a bar/club
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Legendary
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lol fucken epic

its hard to resist being a fan boy with these types of FRs
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Two Step wrote:
the genius act like a retarded person and ask to twilight film routine has now been coined. Im going to post this and claim it on every PUA forum! TY JEFFY! I WILL BE LOVE SYSTEMS INSTRUCTOR NAOW!
too late sir already done.  PUADRAGONLAIR.com now owns this
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I tried doing this tonight, it was fucking hilarious, the girls didn't think so though. Oh well.
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jlaix

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damn nukka i might make this my new FR thread because the title is so approproiate for what I'm cooking these days lol
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What was she at scale 1-10?

Was she in a two set,three set,mixed group?

How much time from opening to sex?
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You pretended to be retarded? Quite a long shot.
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