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Fucking awesome dude. I read your whole topic. May I subscribe for 2$/month? haha
I'll have my eyes on you like that guy from the music video O.O
I'll have my eyes on you like that guy from the music video O.O
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Fucking awesome dude. I read your whole topic. May I subscribe for 2$/month? haha
I'll have my eyes on you like that guy from the music video O.O
I'll have my eyes on you like that guy from the music video O.O
Means a lot :). Thx bro
And your LAZER EYEZ will not work on I
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This right here is history in the making bro'!!!! Pure awesomeness!!! I love the way you don't care about a flying fuck!!!
Sounds like my average night out man.
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Sounds like my average night out man.
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I truly fear for everyone in a 50 ft radius of you on a insane night
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Sounds like my average night out man.
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"Pics or it dosent happen"
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JUSTIN BIEBER+SOMBRERO=INTERCOURSE-EPIC NIGHT
So yeah its thursday night in abilene, time for some country dancing at guitars. The night starts off with me and my roomie feeling like shit from being sick the past few days and with zero motivation to go out. I tell myself fuck this, I refuse to sit at home on the best night to go out. After alot of yelling, emotion, and NLP persuasion technique I convince my roomate to go to guitars with me.
I throw on my new Justin bieber t shirt, start drinking a joose, and this train of awesome has left the station. ( i literally hate guitars on thurs besides the pick up related aspect. Every guy there is trying to act cool as shit, they either dress as cowboys or frattish. and every girl is wearing cowgirl boots and trying to be a young Carrie underwood. Fuck all of you. You cant even two step =P)
We sing living on a prayer-bon jovi the entire way there, getting into a primate like rage. I get in and go to my favorite bar tender, she is wearing a huge sombrero. I take it off her head and tell her i need this to pick up chicks, she happily gives it to me. I then bounce around the bar telling girls that i am the head of the justin bieber abilene fan club and that if you join you a get a fucking awesome sombrero. I find my gf and shes so used to this shit that she doesnt even say anything. I travel around putting my sombrero on girls heads to open sets.
I find this 3 set with 3 good looking chicks. I need a power circle for the night. I show them my shirt, they start laughing, i then spin hug everyone one of them and get them into a bouncing giggling state. I tell them they are my new best friends for the night and im goin the find them whenever they get lonely. One of the cute ones grabs me and say okay, your cute. Its on, grab her hand eye fuck her and say I KNOW LOLS. I tell them ill come find them in a bit.
SETS AND SUCH
Pretty much run around the bar and make an ass of myself, get a shitload of numbers and a few make outs. Ill go over my favorite moments/sets of the night. The main thing i did really well pick up wise was constantly escalating with the girls. The claw, holding hands, constantly hugging, and being in their space has so much effect. You literally dont have to even say that much if you dont want to. Keeping my frame, remaining unreactive, leading and escalating won the war tonight.
I find this 2 set, do my whole bieberific thing. They literally say EW! at first and tell me im a fag....Yeaaahhh anyways.... i spew awesome. One of the girls is getting bored. I grab this other good lookin guy walking in and tell him to meet my two new best friends (great thing to do if you want to isolate one, learned directly from RSD) he starts talking to them, i pull the cuter one off to the side. Lay basic game and she gives me her number. For the rest of the night this guy would high five me and tell the girls he was with that i was a cool guy. Making friends is fun and beneficial
So i go up to my bartender and she askes me what i want. I say i want a really good kisser are you one. She says yes, i say prove it... I did not think this would work. She leans in and im like OH YESH, make out at the bar. Justin bieber shirt and sombrero own all
Earlier in the night these two uber greater master chodes that i work with try and tool me and refuse to talk to me. These guys literally go to the bar, sit and a table and pray some girl talks to them, they have 6 packs and super bodies and only ever manage to pick up the supa trash leftovers of abilene. Anyway their one chance of the night happens, they are talking to these two actually good lookin chicks that happened to stumble upon them. To bad earlier in the night i made one of these chicks my NEW BEST BIEBER FRIEND. I walk up as soon as i see disinterest in the girls eyes, grab the cutest one and CLAW to the dance floor, number close GG. (Not my greatest tolle moment, but tooling a guy with lethal game is a bad idea.The chodes are dumbfounded, and they literally let this ruin their whole night. They didnt talk to anymore girls, one tried to talk shit to me at the bar and i straight ignored and turned to the bar tender and he just stood their like a rtard and walked away.
Today the other goonie tried to cuss me out at work today, I was pretty much shocked, really disappointed that i didnt have any Savy comebacks because of how unexpected it was. how can someone get so emotionally distraught t over me taking a single girl that was walking away from him. How sad. I actually just now tried to apologize to him because i felt bad for him, i really dont want to be a egotistical ass all the time. he literally refused to talk to me. GETTING GIRLS IS SIRRRIOUS BUZYNESS..faggots lol, well i tried to be nice.
Okay best set of the night. As i was walking in to guitars there were these 3 chick walking in, one is this lil gorgeus piece of HOT. Like 9.75. When i told them how awesome my shirt was she was like what the fuck is wrong with you, tried to blow me out, and i just p p p p plowed and kept my bieber frame. She actually starts laughing and digging it
Anyhoo later in the night i find and its like boom on. If I was a IOI junkee id be shitfaced at this time. She wraps her arms around my right arm and we lord around the club. We arnt even talking about anything. I take her to the dance floor, and find out she lives outside of town, i tell her thats to bad we will never see eachother again. She says NO! shes moving here soon and we can hang out. I pull her off the dance floor and shes looking at me with the I VONNA FOCK face. By new gf is kinda near by so im sorta reluctant (FAGGOTRY I TELL YOU) I come down to her though, super sweet make out. This girl is HAWT, like tiger kitten hot, my game is getting tight boys. I get her number and tell her we will hang out tommorow and we cherish eachother a bit more.
(remember all of this went down in a sombrero and a justin bieber t shirt lol)
Girls are fucking digging this shit now. The 2 guys i blew out later are sulking and having a horrible night. To rub this more in their face im calling over all these chicks i already know, some friends, some past fuck buddies, and i feel like rock jesus. People take pictures with me and i open sets by singing journey in the girls faces.
I find my 3 best friends from earlier and they are all over me. I number close two of them.
-On that note, i got this idea from the physical game, much love ozzie. Walking in at the start of the night and finding a group of attractive girls to be your buds for the night works awesome. Youd be amazed how well girls react if they sense your not trying to pick them up. Like all of these girls were 8 and up and they were fucking fun as shit the whole night. Whenever i needed some state id pounce in yelling and theyd go crazy, and later on they got really attracted to me because of this)
My gf comes and finds me and tells me shes leaving, we make out for a bit and then she leaves. I pretty much have free reign of the bar now, RELENTLESS ASSAULT. I actually use this time though to walk around with my roomate who is getting into this and get him to approach girls. We do some funny shit where he points me out in the distance and asks girls how cool my assemble is (i then head bop and strike body builder poses)
We finish up, I go home and my GF gets wrecked.
Wrap up
Hella fun night, i wasnt even that concerned with pick up and I pretty much rocked in. Im almost positive i was having the most fun out of anyone in the club. What a awesome night. I was constantly escalating the girls i was talking to and it had a MAJOR impact
What i did good
-Bieber
What i did bad
-Didnt pry omege hotty from the club
PICS
the girl on the right was actually really hot, my camera phone sucks =D. Those were the two of my power circle in numba closes
My roomate feeling the powa of the sombrero
My sorta GF wishing being forced to wear the sombrero and secretly hating me. Isnt she adorable
So yeah its thursday night in abilene, time for some country dancing at guitars. The night starts off with me and my roomie feeling like shit from being sick the past few days and with zero motivation to go out. I tell myself fuck this, I refuse to sit at home on the best night to go out. After alot of yelling, emotion, and NLP persuasion technique I convince my roomate to go to guitars with me.
I throw on my new Justin bieber t shirt, start drinking a joose, and this train of awesome has left the station. ( i literally hate guitars on thurs besides the pick up related aspect. Every guy there is trying to act cool as shit, they either dress as cowboys or frattish. and every girl is wearing cowgirl boots and trying to be a young Carrie underwood. Fuck all of you. You cant even two step =P)
We sing living on a prayer-bon jovi the entire way there, getting into a primate like rage. I get in and go to my favorite bar tender, she is wearing a huge sombrero. I take it off her head and tell her i need this to pick up chicks, she happily gives it to me. I then bounce around the bar telling girls that i am the head of the justin bieber abilene fan club and that if you join you a get a fucking awesome sombrero. I find my gf and shes so used to this shit that she doesnt even say anything. I travel around putting my sombrero on girls heads to open sets.
I find this 3 set with 3 good looking chicks. I need a power circle for the night. I show them my shirt, they start laughing, i then spin hug everyone one of them and get them into a bouncing giggling state. I tell them they are my new best friends for the night and im goin the find them whenever they get lonely. One of the cute ones grabs me and say okay, your cute. Its on, grab her hand eye fuck her and say I KNOW LOLS. I tell them ill come find them in a bit.
SETS AND SUCH
Pretty much run around the bar and make an ass of myself, get a shitload of numbers and a few make outs. Ill go over my favorite moments/sets of the night. The main thing i did really well pick up wise was constantly escalating with the girls. The claw, holding hands, constantly hugging, and being in their space has so much effect. You literally dont have to even say that much if you dont want to. Keeping my frame, remaining unreactive, leading and escalating won the war tonight.
I find this 2 set, do my whole bieberific thing. They literally say EW! at first and tell me im a fag....Yeaaahhh anyways.... i spew awesome. One of the girls is getting bored. I grab this other good lookin guy walking in and tell him to meet my two new best friends (great thing to do if you want to isolate one, learned directly from RSD) he starts talking to them, i pull the cuter one off to the side. Lay basic game and she gives me her number. For the rest of the night this guy would high five me and tell the girls he was with that i was a cool guy. Making friends is fun and beneficial
So i go up to my bartender and she askes me what i want. I say i want a really good kisser are you one. She says yes, i say prove it... I did not think this would work. She leans in and im like OH YESH, make out at the bar. Justin bieber shirt and sombrero own all
Earlier in the night these two uber greater master chodes that i work with try and tool me and refuse to talk to me. These guys literally go to the bar, sit and a table and pray some girl talks to them, they have 6 packs and super bodies and only ever manage to pick up the supa trash leftovers of abilene. Anyway their one chance of the night happens, they are talking to these two actually good lookin chicks that happened to stumble upon them. To bad earlier in the night i made one of these chicks my NEW BEST BIEBER FRIEND. I walk up as soon as i see disinterest in the girls eyes, grab the cutest one and CLAW to the dance floor, number close GG. (Not my greatest tolle moment, but tooling a guy with lethal game is a bad idea.The chodes are dumbfounded, and they literally let this ruin their whole night. They didnt talk to anymore girls, one tried to talk shit to me at the bar and i straight ignored and turned to the bar tender and he just stood their like a rtard and walked away.
Today the other goonie tried to cuss me out at work today, I was pretty much shocked, really disappointed that i didnt have any Savy comebacks because of how unexpected it was. how can someone get so emotionally distraught t over me taking a single girl that was walking away from him. How sad. I actually just now tried to apologize to him because i felt bad for him, i really dont want to be a egotistical ass all the time. he literally refused to talk to me. GETTING GIRLS IS SIRRRIOUS BUZYNESS..faggots lol, well i tried to be nice.
Okay best set of the night. As i was walking in to guitars there were these 3 chick walking in, one is this lil gorgeus piece of HOT. Like 9.75. When i told them how awesome my shirt was she was like what the fuck is wrong with you, tried to blow me out, and i just p p p p plowed and kept my bieber frame. She actually starts laughing and digging it
Anyhoo later in the night i find and its like boom on. If I was a IOI junkee id be shitfaced at this time. She wraps her arms around my right arm and we lord around the club. We arnt even talking about anything. I take her to the dance floor, and find out she lives outside of town, i tell her thats to bad we will never see eachother again. She says NO! shes moving here soon and we can hang out. I pull her off the dance floor and shes looking at me with the I VONNA FOCK face. By new gf is kinda near by so im sorta reluctant (FAGGOTRY I TELL YOU) I come down to her though, super sweet make out. This girl is HAWT, like tiger kitten hot, my game is getting tight boys. I get her number and tell her we will hang out tommorow and we cherish eachother a bit more.
(remember all of this went down in a sombrero and a justin bieber t shirt lol)
Girls are fucking digging this shit now. The 2 guys i blew out later are sulking and having a horrible night. To rub this more in their face im calling over all these chicks i already know, some friends, some past fuck buddies, and i feel like rock jesus. People take pictures with me and i open sets by singing journey in the girls faces.
I find my 3 best friends from earlier and they are all over me. I number close two of them.
-On that note, i got this idea from the physical game, much love ozzie. Walking in at the start of the night and finding a group of attractive girls to be your buds for the night works awesome. Youd be amazed how well girls react if they sense your not trying to pick them up. Like all of these girls were 8 and up and they were fucking fun as shit the whole night. Whenever i needed some state id pounce in yelling and theyd go crazy, and later on they got really attracted to me because of this)
My gf comes and finds me and tells me shes leaving, we make out for a bit and then she leaves. I pretty much have free reign of the bar now, RELENTLESS ASSAULT. I actually use this time though to walk around with my roomate who is getting into this and get him to approach girls. We do some funny shit where he points me out in the distance and asks girls how cool my assemble is (i then head bop and strike body builder poses)
We finish up, I go home and my GF gets wrecked.
Wrap up
Hella fun night, i wasnt even that concerned with pick up and I pretty much rocked in. Im almost positive i was having the most fun out of anyone in the club. What a awesome night. I was constantly escalating the girls i was talking to and it had a MAJOR impact
What i did good
-Bieber
What i did bad
-Didnt pry omege hotty from the club
PICS
the girl on the right was actually really hot, my camera phone sucks =D. Those were the two of my power circle in numba closes
My roomate feeling the powa of the sombrero
My sorta GF wishing being forced to wear the sombrero and secretly hating me. Isnt she adorable
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INITIATE PRIMATE-LIEK RAGE OMEGA SIXTEEN.
Where the fuck do you get these fuckin shirts? Hawt Topic?
Where the fuck do you get these fuckin shirts? Hawt Topic?
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INITIATE PRIMATE-LIEK RAGE OMEGA SIXTEEN.
Where the fuck do you get these fuckin shirts? Hawt Topic?
Lol, yeah. Where the fuck do you get these fuckin shirts? Hawt Topic?
GOTH HAWTIES AND SCENE GIRLS ZOMG!
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The way i was in that FR sucked, i had to constantly worry if I had a ride home or if my friends got drunk and wandered off