THE FORUMS
I really don't know the hug spin or the hug kiss. :/
I have a rough idea, but not enough to execute it.
=D its not really a technique its just kind of a physical escalation i like to do because it creates like a climax of excitement in which i go for the make out. Im sure its been done by loads of other people.I have a rough idea, but not enough to execute it.
Spin hug- Hug her underneath arms when theres something to get excited about (like HOLY SHIT YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND) pick her up and simply spin, its fun!
Spin kiss- When you put her back down simply go for the makeout. (if your really unsure, when you do the hug spin grab her from the outside of her arms so she cant really move to much. Kiss her in while spinning or after you put her down)
The way you do this is really irrelevant. I just find the best time go for a makeout is at the peak of a interaction, that way it just is natural. You can go for the makeout while your just talking, but chances are shes not really excited or feeling that many emotions so theres a decent chance she will just turn it down.
Pulling her into your arms, picking her up in your arms, getting really close to her face are all alot of ways to build tension or excitement. If your thinking you want to kiss her just go for it. One my personal favs is just telling her to close her eyes. Dont be reactive after you kiss her or if shes pulls away. Self amusement
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Ohhhhhh I thought these were derivates from the spin handshake thing where you hold the girls hand and spin her and all that crazy shit.
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"To accomplish extraordinary results always requires extreme measures. At least we're not girls, who have nothing but starvation and makeup to rely on to improve their odds." - TD (2002)
"...you just gotta realize that we are something entirely special. There are tons of attractive girls out there- girls know this, but guys like us are 1 in 5000." -Manwhore
Denver, CO
"To accomplish extraordinary results always requires extreme measures. At least we're not girls, who have nothing but starvation and makeup to rely on to improve their odds." - TD (2002)
"...you just gotta realize that we are something entirely special. There are tons of attractive girls out there- girls know this, but guys like us are 1 in 5000." -Manwhore
Denver, CO
I actually got this really cool move. When your dancing with a girl FLIP them, if you dont get a make out after that then theres something wrong!
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LR: Chief Two Step and taking up beasting....like a beast...with wings and shit
So yeah got another lay. After reading minotaurs and bonobos times outrageous FRs. I decided I have to start taking it up a notch if i gonna hit a master level. I can already talk like a pro when im on, its time to get physical like a pro.....and entertain myself
The first part doesnt have to do with the actual lay but it is highly amusing.
So i go out with my roomate, get sorta drunk at this bar. There is literally no one there. We are there with some girls we know, who are not very hot, well one of them is a high 7, REGARDLESS. They are negative nancies, and state killing succubuses, so i try not to talk to them to much.
In walks a group of 3 hotties. My succubus bitch friends like to try and harrass me about picking up chick and the second i get a blow out they are always saying i have no game and my stupid tricks wouldnt work on them. I usually tell them my game is designed for hot chicks so it probably wouldnt, this gets them pissed for a good week everytime.
ANYHOOO. They tell me i cant pick any of those girls up, say they will get beer if i get the hottest ones numbers. Okay well on the spot now, must perform like a monkey.
At this point ive been drawing on myself with pool table chalk. Ive given my self war paint like markings on my face, and boom it comes to me. I walk up to the hot chicks and ask them how sexy my war markings are. They open right up. Grab the hottest ones hand as i shake it, spin her. Hug her because im so deeply thankful that she likes my retardation. She a solid 9. I keep shooting the shit with these girls and tell them im a tribal leader in abilene and would like them to join my tribe. They get all excited.
I then get pool chalk and put tribal markings all over their faces as well. They are now walking around the bar with me, with chalk all over their faces, buts its cool we are in a tribe, right? The hottest one wipes hers off. I tell her that is not acceptable and reapply it. Except this time i write my name on her forehead and draw a penis underneath it. I tell her friends not to say anything. I introduce them to my bitchy dumb cunt friends to see the looks on their faces as a hot girl walks up to them with my name and a penis on her head.
Of course my dumb bitch stupid wish they could get laid succubus friends try and blow me out by telling her. I dismiss it and the hot girl thinks its really funny.
I get her number, show it to by fucking dumb worthless havnt been fucked in monthes friends and tell them SEE i told it only works on hot chicks. I dont think ill be seeing them for awhile.
LR
Get pretty drunk and go to the country dancing bar, guitars. Its a dead night. Walk in spinning girls i dont know and declaring myself chief (last name). I roam around the pretty empty bar looking for stuff to touch
about 45 minutes later i find a girl with her friend and some older people (probably parents, it fucking pisses me off to know end that people come to the bar with their parents her, i feel dirty trying to blow out someones dad.) we dance and such, im wary to escalate because daddy Warbucks is staring a hole in me. This is weird. good day.
Walk around the bar, talk and semi escalate on some girls, doesnt go to far
About 30 min to close I come to this table with a solid 8is girl, a chode guy that obviously wants her and some ulgy white trash. I walk up BOOM hey im alex, what the fuck is up. She lights up, chode looks angry (hes dressed like a cowboy tehehehehehhehehehehehe how precious)
Hold hand, spin pick up hug, tell her about my tribe, speak gibberish. Take to dance floor, flip her (danm im good) make out. Drag to smoking area, make out more, hump her into wall. Behind us a bunch of REALLY fat people are talking shit. (by the way i HATE fat people. Its a controllable problem, dont eat, case closed) this is funny because these people are so fat they problems cant even jerk off.
Anyways as im humping her into the wall i start spewing Mystery shit, because its just so adorable. You know, hot girls are common. But what i really look for is a great energy, outlook , and attitude, those are so rare in a girl. You come off very genuine its so refreshing, what else is cool about you. OMG GOTTA QUALIFY FOR THE LAY, SOLID GAME SOLID GAME! We make out more, drag inside. Tell her friends shes leaving, cowboy looks really really pissed, Fuck you faggot, you cant even speak english right
Girl follows me home in her car. Theres some LMR, i tell her theres no way we are gonna fuck, take off her pants, Eat out, tell her shes a pervert i cant believe im doing this, i dont do 1 night stands. After that.
Im the rain man
(ill fix grammar later, just woke up)
So yeah got another lay. After reading minotaurs and bonobos times outrageous FRs. I decided I have to start taking it up a notch if i gonna hit a master level. I can already talk like a pro when im on, its time to get physical like a pro.....and entertain myself
The first part doesnt have to do with the actual lay but it is highly amusing.
So i go out with my roomate, get sorta drunk at this bar. There is literally no one there. We are there with some girls we know, who are not very hot, well one of them is a high 7, REGARDLESS. They are negative nancies, and state killing succubuses, so i try not to talk to them to much.
In walks a group of 3 hotties. My succubus bitch friends like to try and harrass me about picking up chick and the second i get a blow out they are always saying i have no game and my stupid tricks wouldnt work on them. I usually tell them my game is designed for hot chicks so it probably wouldnt, this gets them pissed for a good week everytime.
ANYHOOO. They tell me i cant pick any of those girls up, say they will get beer if i get the hottest ones numbers. Okay well on the spot now, must perform like a monkey.
At this point ive been drawing on myself with pool table chalk. Ive given my self war paint like markings on my face, and boom it comes to me. I walk up to the hot chicks and ask them how sexy my war markings are. They open right up. Grab the hottest ones hand as i shake it, spin her. Hug her because im so deeply thankful that she likes my retardation. She a solid 9. I keep shooting the shit with these girls and tell them im a tribal leader in abilene and would like them to join my tribe. They get all excited.
I then get pool chalk and put tribal markings all over their faces as well. They are now walking around the bar with me, with chalk all over their faces, buts its cool we are in a tribe, right? The hottest one wipes hers off. I tell her that is not acceptable and reapply it. Except this time i write my name on her forehead and draw a penis underneath it. I tell her friends not to say anything. I introduce them to my bitchy dumb cunt friends to see the looks on their faces as a hot girl walks up to them with my name and a penis on her head.
Of course my dumb bitch stupid wish they could get laid succubus friends try and blow me out by telling her. I dismiss it and the hot girl thinks its really funny.
I get her number, show it to by fucking dumb worthless havnt been fucked in monthes friends and tell them SEE i told it only works on hot chicks. I dont think ill be seeing them for awhile.
LR
Get pretty drunk and go to the country dancing bar, guitars. Its a dead night. Walk in spinning girls i dont know and declaring myself chief (last name). I roam around the pretty empty bar looking for stuff to touch
about 45 minutes later i find a girl with her friend and some older people (probably parents, it fucking pisses me off to know end that people come to the bar with their parents her, i feel dirty trying to blow out someones dad.) we dance and such, im wary to escalate because daddy Warbucks is staring a hole in me. This is weird. good day.
Walk around the bar, talk and semi escalate on some girls, doesnt go to far
About 30 min to close I come to this table with a solid 8is girl, a chode guy that obviously wants her and some ulgy white trash. I walk up BOOM hey im alex, what the fuck is up. She lights up, chode looks angry (hes dressed like a cowboy tehehehehehhehehehehehe how precious)
Hold hand, spin pick up hug, tell her about my tribe, speak gibberish. Take to dance floor, flip her (danm im good) make out. Drag to smoking area, make out more, hump her into wall. Behind us a bunch of REALLY fat people are talking shit. (by the way i HATE fat people. Its a controllable problem, dont eat, case closed) this is funny because these people are so fat they problems cant even jerk off.
Anyways as im humping her into the wall i start spewing Mystery shit, because its just so adorable. You know, hot girls are common. But what i really look for is a great energy, outlook , and attitude, those are so rare in a girl. You come off very genuine its so refreshing, what else is cool about you. OMG GOTTA QUALIFY FOR THE LAY, SOLID GAME SOLID GAME! We make out more, drag inside. Tell her friends shes leaving, cowboy looks really really pissed, Fuck you faggot, you cant even speak english right
Girl follows me home in her car. Theres some LMR, i tell her theres no way we are gonna fuck, take off her pants, Eat out, tell her shes a pervert i cant believe im doing this, i dont do 1 night stands. After that.
Im the rain man
(ill fix grammar later, just woke up)
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hahahahaha! the first part is hilarious, how do you come up with this shit?
Fucking shit I agree with above assessment. These reports are sick.
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RESURRECTION CREW
Resurrected in Austin
Nathan! Bootcamp, May 2010
Shai's Journal (Pre-BC, Post-BC, and Beyond)
Resurrected in Austin
Nathan! Bootcamp, May 2010
Shai's Journal (Pre-BC, Post-BC, and Beyond)
So this one is from a few days ago in College station. Very awesome report in my mind because it has hilarious shennanigans, some solid practice, and a pure beast mode hilarious lay.
Combatting chodes and beasting into strangers homes
So i get into CS, show up at my friends house where a party is goin on. Soon as i get there one of my friends wants to go hit on their hot neighbors and get them to come over. I agree and find the neighbors outside there house. It is literally like a flock of hot chicks. All 8s and 9s. I introduce my self, tell them we are now best friends and start with spin hugging, thumb wars and clawing.
One things that is so fucking cool to me now is that a few monthes ago i wouldnt of even talked to these girls, much less thought they could be attracted to me. Now a days even if i ruin a set, im seeing hot girls getting attraction for me ALL the time. Im on the track to pulling mega hotties home from the bar and its fucking exciting as shit.
We go over to their house, i get 3 of their numbers after showing them my amazing two steppings skills (such a great escalation) These girls however, are fucking tanks. They are taking shot after shot after shot of tequila. They end up doing this for a solid two hours and are still operational. Its insane. They are getting super touchy. Theres a few chodes here, but i quickly make friends with them and disarm.
I pick up this one with fake boobs and hump thrust her into a wall. Shes into it, im plannin to try and smasheth this later. Now that i look back, i prob should of clawed her to a room. Im never aggressive enough with girls i cant walk away from.
Anyhooo i go back to my friends house to take shower before we go out. I come back to the garage where everyone is and one of my friends is just wrecked from these girls insane drinking. Hes rolling around in broken glass and alcohol singing red hot chili peppers. He then gets up, grabs the beer pong table that people are playing on and throws it across the garage. He then strike body building poses as he bleeds all over the place from the glass.
Club and Sets
So me and a few friends get a ride with these chicks. Im pretty drunk and my filter is off. One of the girls name is MK and for the rest of the night i refer to her as MK ock, i tell them about how im gonna bukkake a girl behind a yogurt stand. I tell them even though im a slut, i dont have herpes so its okay... i just have aids. Apparently i was trying to get myself thrown out of the car.
One girl in the car is digging it though lol. I keep grabbing her nose and playing with it.
We get to the club, daisy dukes (a country/dance club) i claw the one girl that was digging me in the car to the dance floor. I tell her for everytime she fucks up, we have to make out. She says no and then fucks up. BEAST MAKEOUT. It way to early in the night to commit, and im in CS to practice. so i leave her after a litte
My 2 focuses for the night are clawing and making interactions last longer.
Im not gonna go into all my sets, just the worthwhile ones. If youve read my previous FRs you know how i operate. There were some fucking hilarious blow outs tonight though.
Best set of the night
I approach these 2 girls and a guy. Open with i need to learn how to Duggy, teach me how to duggy. They laugh, im kinda drunk so i do the best friend test, claw one. Ask which one is the evil one. I then accuse them of being players and tell them its okay im player too. We are gonna go pick up chicks. They are laughing, being attracted
The guy however is getting fucking pissed. About half way through the set he starts cussing at me and telling me to fuck off
COMPLETELY ignore him, so do the girls they are just digging the awesome. The guy gets pissy and starts shoving me with one arm to get my attention. This is fucking hilarious to me, what a chode. I still ignore him completely just to get him even more mad. I claw both girls and put our backs to him.
He keeps shoving and saying LEAVE, GO AWAY, FUCK OFF FAGGOT. I then catch his hand mid shove, and act like i just noticed him and shake his hand and go OMG ANOTHER NEW BEST FRIEND. I pick him up and spin hug him. Im a pretty big guy so hes not gonna try and fight me. I put him down and hes fucking livid. I then say i have to borrow my other two new best friends. He says NO FUCK OFF NO ONE WANTS YOU HEAR, he is literally yelling.
I then grab both girls hands and walk away telling them how awesome there guy friend is. End up kissing the hotter of the two and number closing. This set made me SOOO happy lol, what a greater chode.
Set 2
Find these two girls sitting at a table, one is a solid 9 the other is well....not. (i actually really hate sets like this because i approach both of them and shift my attention to the 9 after about 2 minutes. I honestly really feel for the not so attractive girl because this shit must happen to her constantly, it legitimately makes me feel bad, yes i have a soul lol.)
They open really well, i make them my new assistants and tell them they have to defend me from women. I start clawing niner and ask her if she ever watched rocket power as a kid. Of course she has(OMG SPIN HUG, HOLD IN ARMS), we make a secret hand shake and play slaps. I get really close to her face as we are playing slaps, change it to holding hands, I then lick her nose. She freaks out at first and then just starts giggling. I just vibe after this, its on with niner so i give the other girl some attention. I number close, spin hug and go on my way
SET 3
Another hilarious chode set, I go up to two semi okay looking girls. They arnt into it at all. PLOW TIME, FORCEFUL CLAWS OMG POW POW POW. These are actually my favorite sets, make such good stories. This HUGE, offensive line men sized guy comes up and one girl says its her boyfriend. Oh please, your fat and stupid looking bro. the only actiong you get consistently is from your left hand
He tries to act tough and stair me down. Instead i start complimenting his beautiful eyes and tell them they are the best couple ive ever seen. Fuck pick up right now, i have to make a point. If she wants to say this is her bf im gonna try and make them fuck in the club. I bring her to him and put her in his arms. He confused as shit right now. I take out my friends camera im carrying and take pictures of them. I tell them to kiss, and she refuses. Now hes embarrassed because this girl is basically rejecting even pretending to be with him him
HAHAHA FAT CHODE! I ask them when they are getting married and say they must fuck like raging bulls. They are just dumbfounded and i skip away. I look back and they are still awkwardly in eachother arms, the sexual awkwardness is and embarrassment is palapable. JAAHAHAHAH dumb fucks
SET 4
One funny thing about this night is i am super out of state. I came with one friend and lost him and he accidently runs off with my debit card so half the night i spend looking for him. I run all the way to another bar and then back to dukes looking for him. I find him get my card and now have Tim fury
I walk in and find this adorable honey with her friends. I walk up like angry dumb fuck and yell POW! They are all shocked, i just smile and start speaking my usual sillyness. I do my favorite your my new gf bit on the girl. Claw her and she starts getting physical in a sweet cherishy way. We then walk around the bar arm in arm as i introduce her to strangers as the love of my life. This set is so adorable its sickening. We end up in the middle of the bar in eachothers arms looking into eachothers eyes. This is so gay lol. I go for the makeout but she keeps saying shes a good girl, she never does this. I pet her hair and tell her shes a pretty little ferret. Number close, peck kiss,
Bars closing, i find my friends and the initial girl i make out with. Im done practicing so i let down all my filters and social limits and allow the alcohol to take its course. I slam her into walls and people making out with her on the way out. Shes horrified, turned on, offended, and giggling all at the same time.
We get to our car and my friend starts making out with the girl hes with. Time to make this awkward as fuck.
I start texting my pretty kangaroo girl that i met last time i was here (previous FR, Your my favorite kangaroo) Im in beast drunk bubble mode and just ask for her address. She gives it, i say ill be there soon. Shes like ummmmm what? We havnt hung out or seen eachother in person except for the 5 minutes we talked when i got her numbr 2 weeks ago
So im still in the car and i announce to everyone im about to go fuck a stranger, i do this as i start putting my hands down the one girls pants. My friend is ramping up his make out so i must top him.
I basically mount the girl in the back with me and hump her face into the seat with purpose. Everyone in the car freaks the fuck out. The girl herself is in a state of fear and arrousal.
I then make fuck with MK ock some more. Tell her im gonna masterbate in her gas tank as soon as she drops me off. Shes getting so fucking pissed. I tell everyone i fuck random girls regurarly and spread stds as a hobby. To add to this i keep making out with the one girl still. IM grabbing her boobs and putting her hand on my dick just to see if i can. Shes telling me to fuck off while grabbing my dick and moaning a lil. This is quite silly. We then get back to my friends house.
LR
I google my kangaroos house, its not very far. I hop on a bike and ride there. I call her and tell her im there, shes like errr okay and comes outside. This is the first time weve seen eachother. I walk up, grab face, make out. Tell her im going to bed and go inside her house. I ask where her room is.
She points and tells me she just wanted to see me, i cant sleep here. I disregard this useless information and go in her room. I take my pants and shirt off and climb into her bed and turn on family guy. She comes in and just stares at me for 30 seconds. I tell her i really love to cuddle, grab her hand, give her a kiss, and gently pull her into the bed.
To bad cuddling with me involves oral sex. I eventually manage to get her pants off and start eating her out. She turns out to be a really innocent inexperienced girl and starts getting really nervous. I stop, i honestly dont care if we fuck and im tired as hell. I want it to be fun for her, not nerve racking. She regains her cool and we get back into it, one thing leads to another
We then cuddle and fall asleep. Really cool nice girl. I wake up the next morning and enjoy a victory meal at the mcdonalds across the street. Their smoothies are awesome by the way
WRAP UP
Really crazy night, got alot of practice in. Learned alot about how easy chodes are to deal with and had a shit load of fun, which i feel is the most important part. Got the claw down pretty well to
Good things
-Escalated at the right times
-Had fun
-Purely beasted into a girls house and pulled a win out of something that shouldnt of even happened
Bad things
-Ate mcdonalds and felt sick all day
-Didnt super escalate on fake boobs at pre party
-I didnt talk about this in the FR, but in alot of sets at dukes i had no energy and was a real value taker. Just some really lame shit sometimes and relied on my friend for state alot. If you guys live near a party area and can go out every night, i really suggest doing it by yourself and mostly sober so you dont have to rely on friends and keep up with them. You can soley focus on pick up. I dont have to many nights in big party areas and my friends are more important than pick up, so i make some sacrifices
I got another FR from CS coming, but ill just leave this one up for now.
(Ill fix grammar later, please bare the errors for awhile)
Combatting chodes and beasting into strangers homes
So i get into CS, show up at my friends house where a party is goin on. Soon as i get there one of my friends wants to go hit on their hot neighbors and get them to come over. I agree and find the neighbors outside there house. It is literally like a flock of hot chicks. All 8s and 9s. I introduce my self, tell them we are now best friends and start with spin hugging, thumb wars and clawing.
One things that is so fucking cool to me now is that a few monthes ago i wouldnt of even talked to these girls, much less thought they could be attracted to me. Now a days even if i ruin a set, im seeing hot girls getting attraction for me ALL the time. Im on the track to pulling mega hotties home from the bar and its fucking exciting as shit.
We go over to their house, i get 3 of their numbers after showing them my amazing two steppings skills (such a great escalation) These girls however, are fucking tanks. They are taking shot after shot after shot of tequila. They end up doing this for a solid two hours and are still operational. Its insane. They are getting super touchy. Theres a few chodes here, but i quickly make friends with them and disarm.
I pick up this one with fake boobs and hump thrust her into a wall. Shes into it, im plannin to try and smasheth this later. Now that i look back, i prob should of clawed her to a room. Im never aggressive enough with girls i cant walk away from.
Anyhooo i go back to my friends house to take shower before we go out. I come back to the garage where everyone is and one of my friends is just wrecked from these girls insane drinking. Hes rolling around in broken glass and alcohol singing red hot chili peppers. He then gets up, grabs the beer pong table that people are playing on and throws it across the garage. He then strike body building poses as he bleeds all over the place from the glass.
Club and Sets
So me and a few friends get a ride with these chicks. Im pretty drunk and my filter is off. One of the girls name is MK and for the rest of the night i refer to her as MK ock, i tell them about how im gonna bukkake a girl behind a yogurt stand. I tell them even though im a slut, i dont have herpes so its okay... i just have aids. Apparently i was trying to get myself thrown out of the car.
One girl in the car is digging it though lol. I keep grabbing her nose and playing with it.
We get to the club, daisy dukes (a country/dance club) i claw the one girl that was digging me in the car to the dance floor. I tell her for everytime she fucks up, we have to make out. She says no and then fucks up. BEAST MAKEOUT. It way to early in the night to commit, and im in CS to practice. so i leave her after a litte
My 2 focuses for the night are clawing and making interactions last longer.
Im not gonna go into all my sets, just the worthwhile ones. If youve read my previous FRs you know how i operate. There were some fucking hilarious blow outs tonight though.
Best set of the night
I approach these 2 girls and a guy. Open with i need to learn how to Duggy, teach me how to duggy. They laugh, im kinda drunk so i do the best friend test, claw one. Ask which one is the evil one. I then accuse them of being players and tell them its okay im player too. We are gonna go pick up chicks. They are laughing, being attracted
The guy however is getting fucking pissed. About half way through the set he starts cussing at me and telling me to fuck off
COMPLETELY ignore him, so do the girls they are just digging the awesome. The guy gets pissy and starts shoving me with one arm to get my attention. This is fucking hilarious to me, what a chode. I still ignore him completely just to get him even more mad. I claw both girls and put our backs to him.
He keeps shoving and saying LEAVE, GO AWAY, FUCK OFF FAGGOT. I then catch his hand mid shove, and act like i just noticed him and shake his hand and go OMG ANOTHER NEW BEST FRIEND. I pick him up and spin hug him. Im a pretty big guy so hes not gonna try and fight me. I put him down and hes fucking livid. I then say i have to borrow my other two new best friends. He says NO FUCK OFF NO ONE WANTS YOU HEAR, he is literally yelling.
I then grab both girls hands and walk away telling them how awesome there guy friend is. End up kissing the hotter of the two and number closing. This set made me SOOO happy lol, what a greater chode.
Set 2
Find these two girls sitting at a table, one is a solid 9 the other is well....not. (i actually really hate sets like this because i approach both of them and shift my attention to the 9 after about 2 minutes. I honestly really feel for the not so attractive girl because this shit must happen to her constantly, it legitimately makes me feel bad, yes i have a soul lol.)
They open really well, i make them my new assistants and tell them they have to defend me from women. I start clawing niner and ask her if she ever watched rocket power as a kid. Of course she has(OMG SPIN HUG, HOLD IN ARMS), we make a secret hand shake and play slaps. I get really close to her face as we are playing slaps, change it to holding hands, I then lick her nose. She freaks out at first and then just starts giggling. I just vibe after this, its on with niner so i give the other girl some attention. I number close, spin hug and go on my way
SET 3
Another hilarious chode set, I go up to two semi okay looking girls. They arnt into it at all. PLOW TIME, FORCEFUL CLAWS OMG POW POW POW. These are actually my favorite sets, make such good stories. This HUGE, offensive line men sized guy comes up and one girl says its her boyfriend. Oh please, your fat and stupid looking bro. the only actiong you get consistently is from your left hand
He tries to act tough and stair me down. Instead i start complimenting his beautiful eyes and tell them they are the best couple ive ever seen. Fuck pick up right now, i have to make a point. If she wants to say this is her bf im gonna try and make them fuck in the club. I bring her to him and put her in his arms. He confused as shit right now. I take out my friends camera im carrying and take pictures of them. I tell them to kiss, and she refuses. Now hes embarrassed because this girl is basically rejecting even pretending to be with him him
HAHAHA FAT CHODE! I ask them when they are getting married and say they must fuck like raging bulls. They are just dumbfounded and i skip away. I look back and they are still awkwardly in eachother arms, the sexual awkwardness is and embarrassment is palapable. JAAHAHAHAH dumb fucks
SET 4
One funny thing about this night is i am super out of state. I came with one friend and lost him and he accidently runs off with my debit card so half the night i spend looking for him. I run all the way to another bar and then back to dukes looking for him. I find him get my card and now have Tim fury
I walk in and find this adorable honey with her friends. I walk up like angry dumb fuck and yell POW! They are all shocked, i just smile and start speaking my usual sillyness. I do my favorite your my new gf bit on the girl. Claw her and she starts getting physical in a sweet cherishy way. We then walk around the bar arm in arm as i introduce her to strangers as the love of my life. This set is so adorable its sickening. We end up in the middle of the bar in eachothers arms looking into eachothers eyes. This is so gay lol. I go for the makeout but she keeps saying shes a good girl, she never does this. I pet her hair and tell her shes a pretty little ferret. Number close, peck kiss,
Bars closing, i find my friends and the initial girl i make out with. Im done practicing so i let down all my filters and social limits and allow the alcohol to take its course. I slam her into walls and people making out with her on the way out. Shes horrified, turned on, offended, and giggling all at the same time.
We get to our car and my friend starts making out with the girl hes with. Time to make this awkward as fuck.
I start texting my pretty kangaroo girl that i met last time i was here (previous FR, Your my favorite kangaroo) Im in beast drunk bubble mode and just ask for her address. She gives it, i say ill be there soon. Shes like ummmmm what? We havnt hung out or seen eachother in person except for the 5 minutes we talked when i got her numbr 2 weeks ago
So im still in the car and i announce to everyone im about to go fuck a stranger, i do this as i start putting my hands down the one girls pants. My friend is ramping up his make out so i must top him.
I basically mount the girl in the back with me and hump her face into the seat with purpose. Everyone in the car freaks the fuck out. The girl herself is in a state of fear and arrousal.
I then make fuck with MK ock some more. Tell her im gonna masterbate in her gas tank as soon as she drops me off. Shes getting so fucking pissed. I tell everyone i fuck random girls regurarly and spread stds as a hobby. To add to this i keep making out with the one girl still. IM grabbing her boobs and putting her hand on my dick just to see if i can. Shes telling me to fuck off while grabbing my dick and moaning a lil. This is quite silly. We then get back to my friends house.
LR
I google my kangaroos house, its not very far. I hop on a bike and ride there. I call her and tell her im there, shes like errr okay and comes outside. This is the first time weve seen eachother. I walk up, grab face, make out. Tell her im going to bed and go inside her house. I ask where her room is.
She points and tells me she just wanted to see me, i cant sleep here. I disregard this useless information and go in her room. I take my pants and shirt off and climb into her bed and turn on family guy. She comes in and just stares at me for 30 seconds. I tell her i really love to cuddle, grab her hand, give her a kiss, and gently pull her into the bed.
To bad cuddling with me involves oral sex. I eventually manage to get her pants off and start eating her out. She turns out to be a really innocent inexperienced girl and starts getting really nervous. I stop, i honestly dont care if we fuck and im tired as hell. I want it to be fun for her, not nerve racking. She regains her cool and we get back into it, one thing leads to another
We then cuddle and fall asleep. Really cool nice girl. I wake up the next morning and enjoy a victory meal at the mcdonalds across the street. Their smoothies are awesome by the way
WRAP UP
Really crazy night, got alot of practice in. Learned alot about how easy chodes are to deal with and had a shit load of fun, which i feel is the most important part. Got the claw down pretty well to
Good things
-Escalated at the right times
-Had fun
-Purely beasted into a girls house and pulled a win out of something that shouldnt of even happened
Bad things
-Ate mcdonalds and felt sick all day
-Didnt super escalate on fake boobs at pre party
-I didnt talk about this in the FR, but in alot of sets at dukes i had no energy and was a real value taker. Just some really lame shit sometimes and relied on my friend for state alot. If you guys live near a party area and can go out every night, i really suggest doing it by yourself and mostly sober so you dont have to rely on friends and keep up with them. You can soley focus on pick up. I dont have to many nights in big party areas and my friends are more important than pick up, so i make some sacrifices
I got another FR from CS coming, but ill just leave this one up for now.
(Ill fix grammar later, please bare the errors for awhile)
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I made some long reply, then it fucked up.
Anyways, I laughed at it all. fun shit yo.
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Sober and Solo. Perhaps my favorite way to run...
IMO, the benefits outweigh everything else. You don't have to deal with drunk friends, you don't deal with drinks. You can drive, so you don't deal with DUI's. You just walk in the venue solely to Beast....
But, it's rejuvenating to the soul to have a good night with friends, so it's fun for all involved.
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I'm lovin this stuff yo.
-I didnt talk about this in the FR, but in alot of sets at dukes i had no energy and was a real value taker. Just some really lame shit sometimes and relied on my friend for state alot. If you guys live near a party area and can go out every night, i really suggest doing it by yourself and mostly sober so you dont have to rely on friends and keep up with them. You can soley focus on pick up. I dont have to many nights in big party areas and my friends are more important than pick up, so i make some sacrifices
Anyways, I laughed at it all. fun shit yo.
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Sober and Solo. Perhaps my favorite way to run...
IMO, the benefits outweigh everything else. You don't have to deal with drunk friends, you don't deal with drinks. You can drive, so you don't deal with DUI's. You just walk in the venue solely to Beast....
But, it's rejuvenating to the soul to have a good night with friends, so it's fun for all involved.
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I'm lovin this stuff yo.
-I didnt talk about this in the FR, but in alot of sets at dukes i had no energy and was a real value taker. Just some really lame shit sometimes and relied on my friend for state alot. If you guys live near a party area and can go out every night, i really suggest doing it by yourself and mostly sober so you dont have to rely on friends and keep up with them. You can soley focus on pick up. I dont have to many nights in big party areas and my friends are more important than pick up, so i make some sacrifices
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