THE FORUMS
Call me fisherman.....double lr
So im chilling at starbucks stealing internet because I hate having internet in my house (im a facebook whore) Im crusing around plenty of fish when i get this message from this decent looking girls....shoot back and foreth with the usual banter. Tell her im gonna take her to arbys and get her the 25 for 25, shoot her my number and tell her to text me. This turbooooooooooo then walks in. I approach, open direct. Its sorta awkward at first but i pull it off.
Just then i get a text from fish girl and the Bear hat seduction train kicks in. Im sorta bored so i start just tooling her hard playfully, I then call her and talk to her about how hard my day training lions at the zoo was and that I am worn the fuck out. She laughing n all, and i tell her if only i could get a massage
She offers to give me one......well this is easy.....If we are going by epic graph that some of you guys have seen on campus charmer. She is in the COME OVER N FUCK (D) level
http://www.campuscharmer.com/2010/12/dsfa.html
Thing is in all of her photos she doesnt smile.....this is usually a sign that the girl has bad teeth....i hate bad teeth. I then demand that she sends me a photo of her smiling before she comes over. She is like WTF??? I stick to my guns and she caves in and send the pic.
She has perfect teeth.....go figure
Anyyyyhooooo, I tell her she can come to my house and its basically a sealed deal because ive turn my downstair in the secuction dragon cave.
Ive lined the edges of the silling with neon christmas light tubing, Zach and Miri Make a Porno is the in the dvd plaer (best movie to watch if your looking to score ever....Its basically softcore porn...gets her hot n bothered) and john mayer is playing in the background on a ipod player
When i turn off the light in the house the neon tubing sets the most sensual vibe since Daisy Does Dallas
Anyhooo, she shows up. You know how fat girls are really good at taking pics of themselves so that they DONT look fat....well this girl is the opposite...shes reaaaally hot and took horrible pics of herself for plenty of fish. Its ironic
Anyhoo she comes in, i start the movie, I can tell shes now aware shes hanging out at a complete strangers house so....Vibe vibe, story, value elicitation, Pick her up wedding style, sit on the couch with her like that, make out, feed her values back to her, put her back on the couch and scoot to the other end (push pull physical shit), tell her then to sit next to me, shes acts like she doesnt want to, I laugh at her, she scoots over on top of me. Start making out with her neck, put her hand on dingo. Put her on top me, vibe a bit more, start playing with her scooter. LMRish stuff, back off and keep watching the movies, try again.
One things leads to another
i like this girl..hurray
She goes home. I would very much like to see her again
I go to bed
I get a call
This special lady comes over
I go back to bed
So im chilling at starbucks stealing internet because I hate having internet in my house (im a facebook whore) Im crusing around plenty of fish when i get this message from this decent looking girls....shoot back and foreth with the usual banter. Tell her im gonna take her to arbys and get her the 25 for 25, shoot her my number and tell her to text me. This turbooooooooooo then walks in. I approach, open direct. Its sorta awkward at first but i pull it off.
Just then i get a text from fish girl and the Bear hat seduction train kicks in. Im sorta bored so i start just tooling her hard playfully, I then call her and talk to her about how hard my day training lions at the zoo was and that I am worn the fuck out. She laughing n all, and i tell her if only i could get a massage
She offers to give me one......well this is easy.....If we are going by epic graph that some of you guys have seen on campus charmer. She is in the COME OVER N FUCK (D) level
http://www.campuscharmer.com/2010/12/dsfa.html
Thing is in all of her photos she doesnt smile.....this is usually a sign that the girl has bad teeth....i hate bad teeth. I then demand that she sends me a photo of her smiling before she comes over. She is like WTF??? I stick to my guns and she caves in and send the pic.
She has perfect teeth.....go figure
Anyyyyhooooo, I tell her she can come to my house and its basically a sealed deal because ive turn my downstair in the secuction dragon cave.
Ive lined the edges of the silling with neon christmas light tubing, Zach and Miri Make a Porno is the in the dvd plaer (best movie to watch if your looking to score ever....Its basically softcore porn...gets her hot n bothered) and john mayer is playing in the background on a ipod player
When i turn off the light in the house the neon tubing sets the most sensual vibe since Daisy Does Dallas
Anyhooo, she shows up. You know how fat girls are really good at taking pics of themselves so that they DONT look fat....well this girl is the opposite...shes reaaaally hot and took horrible pics of herself for plenty of fish. Its ironic
Anyhoo she comes in, i start the movie, I can tell shes now aware shes hanging out at a complete strangers house so....Vibe vibe, story, value elicitation, Pick her up wedding style, sit on the couch with her like that, make out, feed her values back to her, put her back on the couch and scoot to the other end (push pull physical shit), tell her then to sit next to me, shes acts like she doesnt want to, I laugh at her, she scoots over on top of me. Start making out with her neck, put her hand on dingo. Put her on top me, vibe a bit more, start playing with her scooter. LMRish stuff, back off and keep watching the movies, try again.
One things leads to another
i like this girl..hurray
She goes home. I would very much like to see her again
I go to bed
I get a call
This special lady comes over
I go back to bed
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I don't overcome lmr.......I beat it savagley with a sack of pennys and the skullfuck its corspe
So this girl ive been seeing comes over today. Im about to go out of town so she just wanted to come hang out. Now weve hung out twice and havn't done the deed. This is getting ridicolous. As i'm driving to my house from the gym to meet her...I decide i'm not going home empty handed
I meet her sitting on a bench outside my house and drag her inside without saying anything. She says shes super tired and wants to sleep. I say
"Thats good, i'm super horny and want to fuck"
Shes used to this by now so is only semi shocked
We go upstairs. She lays down and I ask her wtf she thinks shes doing. She says sleeping. I tell her since im a nice guy im gonna get in the shower and bathe before she sucks my dick. She rolls over, clearly not wanting to have sex, and tells me shes gonna fall asleep while im in the shower. I tell her she better not or shes gonna wake up with a dick in her mouth
So i shower long enough to wash myself, I come out and shes sleeping adorably....to bad this is a direct challenge of my manhood.
I whip out my erect dick and start trying to shove it in her mouth. She wakes up with a gasp and then literally comes to with my dick in her mouth. I can tell shes oddly turned on but trys to act like this is a problem. I tell her to suck my dick and she says no TIME TO SLEEP. I say for now im switching the definition of sleep in my head to FUCKING.
Anyhoo she keeps refusing so I climb on top of her and start rubbing my dingo all over her face while holding her hands down. Shes giggling but resisting so I start fingering her through her pants.
She says time to sleep! This is obviously another challenge.
I pin her to the bed and tell her she does not come to my house and expect to go to sleep without sucking my dick. After about 4 more minutes of dominating her face with my dingo she finally starts licking it and getting turned on.
She stops and rolls over and tells me shes done and shes gonna sleep. I tell her no its time to fuck. I start pulling off her jeans, she resist giggling (im not raping this chick, shes clearly just being a tease) I start fingering her through her pants and when she goes to grab my hands literally pick her up by her feet and shake her out of her jeans. Turns out I ripped her jeans in the process
Shes gets pissy and rolls up in a blanket. I cuddle next to her saying shes not sleeping till she sucks my dick again. She says I cant tell her what to do. I tell her shes very wrong and pin her to the bed again and feed her the dingo.
She keeps saying we are not having sex today....I finally say fine....and roll over and start looking at the RSD forums on my phone. She comes to cuddle and I say..."no you gotta sleep baby, im about to go though, roll over so i can read this" all with a smile. She rolls over and throws a temper tantrum.
As shes throwing a temper tantrum i start laughing at her and tell her I can literally smell how bad she wants to get fucked. She denies this as I pull her panties off.
I rub the dingo against her and just laugh...finally she gives in and surrenders and we hanky panky
In all this chaos i forgot to use a condem and she tells me shes not a BC right before I go. I pull out right before I do and in a panic cover the tip of my dick so she doesnt get bukkaked (im not sure why lol) You know when you cover part of a hose the water comes out more pressurized? Welll this is the effect that happens and the poor girl gets a laser like shot to the forehead
From her trying to sleep to pleasure town it took about a straight hour of wrestling her clothes off, yelling, slapping her with my dick and active disinterest to get it done.
DONT YOU EVER TRY AND SLEEEP AT MY HOUSE AGAIN
So this girl ive been seeing comes over today. Im about to go out of town so she just wanted to come hang out. Now weve hung out twice and havn't done the deed. This is getting ridicolous. As i'm driving to my house from the gym to meet her...I decide i'm not going home empty handed
I meet her sitting on a bench outside my house and drag her inside without saying anything. She says shes super tired and wants to sleep. I say
"Thats good, i'm super horny and want to fuck"
Shes used to this by now so is only semi shocked
We go upstairs. She lays down and I ask her wtf she thinks shes doing. She says sleeping. I tell her since im a nice guy im gonna get in the shower and bathe before she sucks my dick. She rolls over, clearly not wanting to have sex, and tells me shes gonna fall asleep while im in the shower. I tell her she better not or shes gonna wake up with a dick in her mouth
So i shower long enough to wash myself, I come out and shes sleeping adorably....to bad this is a direct challenge of my manhood.
I whip out my erect dick and start trying to shove it in her mouth. She wakes up with a gasp and then literally comes to with my dick in her mouth. I can tell shes oddly turned on but trys to act like this is a problem. I tell her to suck my dick and she says no TIME TO SLEEP. I say for now im switching the definition of sleep in my head to FUCKING.
Anyhoo she keeps refusing so I climb on top of her and start rubbing my dingo all over her face while holding her hands down. Shes giggling but resisting so I start fingering her through her pants.
She says time to sleep! This is obviously another challenge.
I pin her to the bed and tell her she does not come to my house and expect to go to sleep without sucking my dick. After about 4 more minutes of dominating her face with my dingo she finally starts licking it and getting turned on.
She stops and rolls over and tells me shes done and shes gonna sleep. I tell her no its time to fuck. I start pulling off her jeans, she resist giggling (im not raping this chick, shes clearly just being a tease) I start fingering her through her pants and when she goes to grab my hands literally pick her up by her feet and shake her out of her jeans. Turns out I ripped her jeans in the process
Shes gets pissy and rolls up in a blanket. I cuddle next to her saying shes not sleeping till she sucks my dick again. She says I cant tell her what to do. I tell her shes very wrong and pin her to the bed again and feed her the dingo.
She keeps saying we are not having sex today....I finally say fine....and roll over and start looking at the RSD forums on my phone. She comes to cuddle and I say..."no you gotta sleep baby, im about to go though, roll over so i can read this" all with a smile. She rolls over and throws a temper tantrum.
As shes throwing a temper tantrum i start laughing at her and tell her I can literally smell how bad she wants to get fucked. She denies this as I pull her panties off.
I rub the dingo against her and just laugh...finally she gives in and surrenders and we hanky panky
In all this chaos i forgot to use a condem and she tells me shes not a BC right before I go. I pull out right before I do and in a panic cover the tip of my dick so she doesnt get bukkaked (im not sure why lol) You know when you cover part of a hose the water comes out more pressurized? Welll this is the effect that happens and the poor girl gets a laser like shot to the forehead
From her trying to sleep to pleasure town it took about a straight hour of wrestling her clothes off, yelling, slapping her with my dick and active disinterest to get it done.
DONT YOU EVER TRY AND SLEEEP AT MY HOUSE AGAIN
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This shit's inspiring bro. Great reads through and through. Keep it up! 
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How i got good at pick up quickly and why everyone should imitate me cuz im cool
New campus charmer blog article...CHECK IT OUT!
http://www.campuscharmer.com/2010/12/getting-good-fast.html
ITS A VIDEO BLOG!!!!
New campus charmer blog article...CHECK IT OUT!
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"There is no world apart from what you wish, and herein lies your ultimate release.
Change but your mind on what you want to see, and all the world must change accordingly." - A Course in Miracles
thejourneyisnow.org
"There is no world apart from what you wish, and herein lies your ultimate release.
Change but your mind on what you want to see, and all the world must change accordingly." - A Course in Miracles
I pull out right before I do and in a panic cover the tip of my dick so she doesnt get bukkaked (im not sure why lol) You know when you cover part of a hose the water comes out more pressurized? Welll this is the effect that happens and the poor girl gets a laser like shot to the forehead
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I don't even care that this was accidental... Best. Idea. EVER!!!
Soooo, out in dallas last night...havnt been out in a week n half due to the holiday WTF BBQ
Had a pretty funny pull though
Me and my friend Jimbo are walking down the street and we see these 2 good lookin ladies walking down the street. We charge up like a nuclear bomb, and I demand they join us. They are hesitant because they are leaving the bar we are going to
FUCK THAT
Girl: I dont want to go back to that bar
Me: Thats very interesting
Scoop up wedding style and walk a block with her in my arms screaming to the bar. We get up stairs, socialize. I isolate to the balcony area and we start making out. She tells me she in town for 1 night, I tell her how ironic because i'm from Austraila and I fly out tommorrow. I start bring her hand to the bona in me pants
This is starting to look like a tent for me dingo....OY
Anyhoooooo, We are making out more. My friend jimbos girl was married and he says all of us are going to another bar
I havnt seen jimbo in a good 4 monthes
Jimbo>girl
I kiss her one last time and say its not meant to be
Had a pretty funny pull though
Me and my friend Jimbo are walking down the street and we see these 2 good lookin ladies walking down the street. We charge up like a nuclear bomb, and I demand they join us. They are hesitant because they are leaving the bar we are going to
FUCK THAT
Girl: I dont want to go back to that bar
Me: Thats very interesting
Scoop up wedding style and walk a block with her in my arms screaming to the bar. We get up stairs, socialize. I isolate to the balcony area and we start making out. She tells me she in town for 1 night, I tell her how ironic because i'm from Austraila and I fly out tommorrow. I start bring her hand to the bona in me pants
This is starting to look like a tent for me dingo....OY
Anyhoooooo, We are making out more. My friend jimbos girl was married and he says all of us are going to another bar
I havnt seen jimbo in a good 4 monthes
Jimbo>girl
I kiss her one last time and say its not meant to be
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schools opening up for the winter dude, wanna post something on approaches at college?
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BACK TO THE BASICS
Vroom vrooom mother fuckers
Know its been awhile since ive update my journal. Ive been thinking alot and its mostly due to two things. Lack of time: Spending almost 90% of my free time playing guitar, working out, and working on campuscharmer.com (soon to be collegeflirt.net)
AND the bigger more disappointing reason
For about the past 2 weeks ive been really trying to get back to the basics of pickup. Hence, my FRs are not nearly as entertaining to write. While prancing around a club in a bear hat, getting smashed and peeing in sinks, or wearing team edward shirts out is the beez kneez, its not consistent.
Ill have to admit....this journal went from my personal learning and growth tool, to a online collection of Tucker Max drunken rage fucking stories very quickly. When it got to this point, it was pretty hard to log on and post a field report about me number closing or getting just a make out......I MEAN IF IM NOT DRUNK, DRESSED IN A CLOWN SUIT, AND EJACULATING ON A GIRLS FACE IN A CLUB...WHATS THE POINT!!?? Ive been more focused on the lulz then pickup
Dont get me wrong....i love the lulz...especially in pick up... but if im gonna hit awesome style and ever become cooler than that faggot hprj ( HAS A GF NOW...FAGGOT) im gonna have to start focusing on refining this skill before i focus on getting head in such places as
-On top of a moving car
-In a circus tent
-At a funeral
-Then moon
So far ive been relying on shennanigans and drunken crazyness to get girls
What ive found most of the time, the one nighters or crazy solid numbers come from the moments where i step out of Vampire mode and enter alex mode. Many of these times i am also drunk so im not able to learn from it as much as i could. I FUCKING REFUSE TO HAVE BETTER GAME WHEN IM DRUNK THAN WHEN IM SOBER
Im on 2 new girls since new years, so im not doing bad, but im basically not drinking till I get a 1 night lay dead sober and with zero shennanigans. Minor peacocking and choking only!
THE BIGGEST WTF NIGHT EVER.....discovering sticking points
So, i got back in abilene from dallas a few nights ago and went out and my favorite shit hole guitars and caddilacs. Place is full of hot bitches and tons of sets to practice my NEW GROWN UP PROFESSIONAL STYLE on
This night ended up being weird as fuck. I was in state, spitting gold.....GOOLD...FUCKING...COINS....at girls and it was not sticking. BUT.....i dead sober the whole time so im noticing all sorts of crazy shit
Im pretty sure im spitting to much game when I already have attraction and not amping it up or isolating when I have it. My old assumption was that I had trouble getting attraction from girls, and that every thing else from there was downhill once i got it
BUT, Ive now recently come to the conclusion that i have zero trouble getting attraction, but i keep spitting game to gain attraction anyways....and its making me look like a faggot. Ill admit, im hot as shit. But ive also come to realize being hot doesnt get you laid, itll just buy you some attraction
(Im actually the main test subject in the research topic BEING HOT DOES NOT = INTERCOURSE.....about a year and a half ago id go out , decked out on steroids, six pack, guns, pretty blue eyes, afflictioned out....yeah zero lays........bout 4 monthes ago i banged 2 girls in one night while wearing a shirt that said i had herpes on it and wearing a bear hat, also much skinnier due to lack of roid raging.....LEARN FROM MEHS!)
Anyways about 15 going no where sets in me and roomate just decide to start doing weird shit to girls
I go up to a girl walking by, plant my front leg foward and start making MOOOOOINNNNGGG noises while simulaneously slapping my legs......i do not number close
I find a group of girls and start braiding one their hair..... i do not number close
I find a girl with dream and love tattoed on her wrist....i find a sharpee and write LESBO and PLS FUK ME on my wrist and proudly show her...i do not number close
YET with all these sets i blatantly see attraction....yet im not sticking my penis in or around their mouths....what does this mean....before i though if i simply gain attraction its insta fuck....But though sober goggle i always have attraction....
THIS I CONCLUDE MEANS
I need to change my approach somewhat
When im drunk that slight second it takes me to escalate and transition when im sober DOES NOT exist....therefore...its obvious, that my sticking point is not attraction....its taking the next step and getting in there.... Theres no need for me to keep spitting attraction game... i need to focus less on gaming and more on doing
Learned so much, glad i wrote it down...
BOOBS
OH OH OH....after all these really long drawn out goin where sets i run this example of perfect game
*girls walks by, i think ONE MORE SET....i then think NAWWW.....i then think FUCK YOU FAGGOT GO DO IT*
Grab girl, spin her around
Hey im alex, i dont have time to talk, wanna get coffee sometime
Her: ha sure heres my number
Me: cool thanks illl text ya, later
WTF BBQ FUCK USD BHSFH ALSF ADSF ADGF
Vroom vrooom mother fuckers
Know its been awhile since ive update my journal. Ive been thinking alot and its mostly due to two things. Lack of time: Spending almost 90% of my free time playing guitar, working out, and working on campuscharmer.com (soon to be collegeflirt.net)
AND the bigger more disappointing reason
For about the past 2 weeks ive been really trying to get back to the basics of pickup. Hence, my FRs are not nearly as entertaining to write. While prancing around a club in a bear hat, getting smashed and peeing in sinks, or wearing team edward shirts out is the beez kneez, its not consistent.
Ill have to admit....this journal went from my personal learning and growth tool, to a online collection of Tucker Max drunken rage fucking stories very quickly. When it got to this point, it was pretty hard to log on and post a field report about me number closing or getting just a make out......I MEAN IF IM NOT DRUNK, DRESSED IN A CLOWN SUIT, AND EJACULATING ON A GIRLS FACE IN A CLUB...WHATS THE POINT!!?? Ive been more focused on the lulz then pickup
Dont get me wrong....i love the lulz...especially in pick up... but if im gonna hit awesome style and ever become cooler than that faggot hprj ( HAS A GF NOW...FAGGOT) im gonna have to start focusing on refining this skill before i focus on getting head in such places as
-On top of a moving car
-In a circus tent
-At a funeral
-Then moon
So far ive been relying on shennanigans and drunken crazyness to get girls
What ive found most of the time, the one nighters or crazy solid numbers come from the moments where i step out of Vampire mode and enter alex mode. Many of these times i am also drunk so im not able to learn from it as much as i could. I FUCKING REFUSE TO HAVE BETTER GAME WHEN IM DRUNK THAN WHEN IM SOBER
Im on 2 new girls since new years, so im not doing bad, but im basically not drinking till I get a 1 night lay dead sober and with zero shennanigans. Minor peacocking and choking only!
THE BIGGEST WTF NIGHT EVER.....discovering sticking points
So, i got back in abilene from dallas a few nights ago and went out and my favorite shit hole guitars and caddilacs. Place is full of hot bitches and tons of sets to practice my NEW GROWN UP PROFESSIONAL STYLE on
This night ended up being weird as fuck. I was in state, spitting gold.....GOOLD...FUCKING...COINS....at girls and it was not sticking. BUT.....i dead sober the whole time so im noticing all sorts of crazy shit
Im pretty sure im spitting to much game when I already have attraction and not amping it up or isolating when I have it. My old assumption was that I had trouble getting attraction from girls, and that every thing else from there was downhill once i got it
BUT, Ive now recently come to the conclusion that i have zero trouble getting attraction, but i keep spitting game to gain attraction anyways....and its making me look like a faggot. Ill admit, im hot as shit. But ive also come to realize being hot doesnt get you laid, itll just buy you some attraction
(Im actually the main test subject in the research topic BEING HOT DOES NOT = INTERCOURSE.....about a year and a half ago id go out , decked out on steroids, six pack, guns, pretty blue eyes, afflictioned out....yeah zero lays........bout 4 monthes ago i banged 2 girls in one night while wearing a shirt that said i had herpes on it and wearing a bear hat, also much skinnier due to lack of roid raging.....LEARN FROM MEHS!)
Anyways about 15 going no where sets in me and roomate just decide to start doing weird shit to girls
I go up to a girl walking by, plant my front leg foward and start making MOOOOOINNNNGGG noises while simulaneously slapping my legs......i do not number close
I find a group of girls and start braiding one their hair..... i do not number close
I find a girl with dream and love tattoed on her wrist....i find a sharpee and write LESBO and PLS FUK ME on my wrist and proudly show her...i do not number close
YET with all these sets i blatantly see attraction....yet im not sticking my penis in or around their mouths....what does this mean....before i though if i simply gain attraction its insta fuck....But though sober goggle i always have attraction....
THIS I CONCLUDE MEANS
I need to change my approach somewhat
When im drunk that slight second it takes me to escalate and transition when im sober DOES NOT exist....therefore...its obvious, that my sticking point is not attraction....its taking the next step and getting in there.... Theres no need for me to keep spitting attraction game... i need to focus less on gaming and more on doing
Learned so much, glad i wrote it down...
BOOBS
OH OH OH....after all these really long drawn out goin where sets i run this example of perfect game
*girls walks by, i think ONE MORE SET....i then think NAWWW.....i then think FUCK YOU FAGGOT GO DO IT*
Grab girl, spin her around
Hey im alex, i dont have time to talk, wanna get coffee sometime
Her: ha sure heres my number
Me: cool thanks illl text ya, later
WTF BBQ FUCK USD BHSFH ALSF ADSF ADGF
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