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"So I'm at the strip club, ditched by friends, done with stripper anf hot bartenders and shit... I'm all alone so fuck it, have my gf pick me up"
Awesome, asshole deluxe..
Keep it up dude, you're there, just get the fuck out Abiline. Try Frederrickburg. Oh wait, I did that city already.
I'm still the Austin king.
Awesome, asshole deluxe..
Keep it up dude, you're there, just get the fuck out Abiline. Try Frederrickburg. Oh wait, I did that city already.
I'm still the Austin king.
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Haha I'm gonna be in austin soon man. Excited :) thx for reading
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So little in field report. I'm at my gs bday ima trashed and just made out witha crippled lady! Top that beitches
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So little in field report. I'm at my gs bday ima trashed and just made out witha crippled lady! Top that beitches
Well im coolAnyways horrible night in good old abilene texas
Why abilene is pick up hell
Lol, so i go to my gfs birthday at good ol guitars and cadillacs. Now that schools started like the only decent night to go out and pick up is thursdays. On wed,fri, there is consistently not a single hot girl in the club, its mostly old people. On saturday there might...might be 3 hot girls, hard not to be outcome dependent. Plus if your doing well with a girl, theres a 95% chance she will be at guitars on thurs and witness you pickin up girls...making it very hard to be a player
BUT whatever, playing on hard mode makes you a beast when you play on easy mode (which is why i plan to move as sooon as i get out of the AIr Force, which is why im stuck here)
Anyways im at my gfs birthday, made out with a crippled chick...errr....high five? Gf is gone for 10 seconds so i open a set. It goes pretty well, GF comes back. Im really trying hard not to offend her tonight or piss off her friends who hate me by picking up, because after all it is her bday. She starts yelling at me for still hitting on shotty. I didnt want to be at guitars so i leave for the only other place in town. Lucky mule! yay...
Anyways get there its fucking dead like usual. My gf calls me telling me various very nasty things. I meet some friends there, flirt with some of the hot staff that works there. Go home. Past out.
I wake up to a call about a hour later and its Shotty threatening to kill me, ive never seen this white trash side of her before...but uh yeehaww. Then some guy claiming to be a army ranger gets on the phone sayin he knows where i live and is gonna fuck my shit up. Sweeeet. The guy starts yelling about crazy shit from iraq, which i will not tool on. I have the utmost respect for our guys over there, especially rangers. But at the same time this could get really out of hand if this guy get in arms reach of me
Anyways really glad i just got done reading Carnegies How to make friends and influence people because im able to use what i learned to talk the guy down without giving up ground, he actually starts to like me and is a decent guy. I got a yes ladder going and kept my positive frame, dragged him into my reality. He ends up inviting me to a hot tub party and wants to introduce me to girls.....i fucking hate people lol... i say thats prob not the best idea but have a good night.
Turns out when i left guitars my gf went around telling people i went to go be with shotty, which pissed off everyone since they already hate me, and shottys gf was at the bar. So everyone freaked out on shotty, shotty freaked out on me and sent a trained killer after me. Great night eg
Dumped the gf, clean slate now, i need to get the fuck out of here
3 monthes till i get the fucketh out of hereth and move to college station.
I think im gonna go to the mall today and day game, it is saturday, i need to adapt to this butthole town and find girls other ways than bars, which people just dont go to here.
Wish me luck
Few new principles im gonna apply during the rest of my stay here, instead of bitching and letting this change me, im gonna adapt...like a sneaky cougar
-No more picking up bar staff. Sounds weird but these girls have cock blocked me or done such weird shit to me at the bar when i pissed them off. Abilene is just to small and they hold way to much power in places i HAVE to go. Time to befriend them and let them help me, instead of trying to fuck them all at once
-No more gfs. They cock block
-Find a solid social circle to edward cullen off of (hes a vampire if you didnt get my joke BAHAHAHAHAH) The college kiddos hear rely on house parties and super tight cliques, they dont party at bars, this is gonna be a huge pain
-Read more Carnegie, hes quite clever....like a cougar
-Ride a horse into a bar and use it as the ultimate form of peacocking
Operation sneaky cougar commence
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Cool little thing I just started doin. I usually keep a lil notepad with my goals,routines , funny convos, and etc on me. Tim came up with this. Anyways, I transerred it all to my phone in so now I have so instant quick motivation or fall back ideas to reference in field. Pretty simple but I feel smarter and better equipped.
Congratulate me now
Congratulate me now
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IT'S TEAM JACOB BITCH!!!
Awesome field reports man, I'm loving them. The telling the guy his gf is a good kisser cracked me up. Glad to see someone tearing it up and repping my home state. :^)
Also, really liked your day 2 outline.
Awesome field reports man, I'm loving them. The telling the guy his gf is a good kisser cracked me up. Glad to see someone tearing it up and repping my home state. :^)
Also, really liked your day 2 outline.
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The quickest way to a girl's bed is her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
San Diego, CA :^D
San Diego, CA :^D
What is this GF faggotry. Player doesn't have "GF."
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What is this GF faggotry. Player doesn't have "GF."
She gave excellent back scratches, fixed my car, and like basically hooked me up with 2 of her friends. It was love in its purest form jeffy. My friends sure as hell arnt gonna pick me up at the strip club (which is literally in a truck stop here...yeeehaww) at 2 am either!
Thx hugh, it means a lot that you like them. It actually gets me pumped that I can help and learn with you guys, fucking pumped
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