THE FORUMS
I felt i need to post this text conversation from a epic text success
M-Me
H-Her
M-I love you
H-Who is this
M-But we cant be together
H-Huh?
M-Youve been making out with the hobo outside the house, and im drawing the line.
H-haha okay who is this
M-Your man
H-are you that guy from last night
M-are you that girl from last night
H-Rude...
M-Soooo i have pokemon macaroni and cheese
H- oh do you
M- i miss feeding it to you
H-Well i did use to love it so, to bad
M-Yeah now im starting to miss us, aside from you leaving me handcuffed naked to a chair in the movie theater snoogerboodle
H- Hahahaha well you were being bad
M- Oh snickerpoodleface i miss you now. I think we should get together and talk this out before i put you on the street
H-Oh wafflecrisp i think we should
M- Wear a cheerleading costume so we match my little turtle cup
H-Hahaha.... your name is alex right
M-Oh honey your so stupid sometimes, its so cute
H- Well at least im cute booogledoodle
M- Meet you at starbucks at 4
(basic stuff after this)
Long story short it went well. I really was just seeing how retarted i can get with text.....the answer is pretty fucking retarted
Why it worked. Drawn into reality, constant frame, impossible to ignore....and because im hawt
(cite sources for inspiration-tim,jeff)
M-Me
H-Her
M-I love you
H-Who is this
M-But we cant be together
H-Huh?
M-Youve been making out with the hobo outside the house, and im drawing the line.
H-haha okay who is this
M-Your man
H-are you that guy from last night
M-are you that girl from last night
H-Rude...
M-Soooo i have pokemon macaroni and cheese
H- oh do you
M- i miss feeding it to you
H-Well i did use to love it so, to bad
M-Yeah now im starting to miss us, aside from you leaving me handcuffed naked to a chair in the movie theater snoogerboodle
H- Hahahaha well you were being bad
M- Oh snickerpoodleface i miss you now. I think we should get together and talk this out before i put you on the street
H-Oh wafflecrisp i think we should
M- Wear a cheerleading costume so we match my little turtle cup
H-Hahaha.... your name is alex right
M-Oh honey your so stupid sometimes, its so cute
H- Well at least im cute booogledoodle
M- Meet you at starbucks at 4
(basic stuff after this)
Long story short it went well. I really was just seeing how retarted i can get with text.....the answer is pretty fucking retarted
Why it worked. Drawn into reality, constant frame, impossible to ignore....and because im hawt
(cite sources for inspiration-tim,jeff)
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Question- What exactly do you do on day 2s? Like what do you talk about and how do you make her feel comfortable? Your journal is inspiring.
Question- What exactly do you do on day 2s? Like what do you talk about and how do you make her feel comfortable? Your journal is inspiring.
Thanks man truly means a lot to me to make others feel inspired. So much
I'm on my phone right now but I promise if you come back in a lil ill type a shitload up about my day 2 which I think I'm my strongest point. Which is why I usually just go for numbers, which I'm finding is a bad thing sorta
Since I'm on my phone ill sum up what I think are the biggest aspects
-get physical riiight away, hold hands, lead arm around. Holding hands and lookin her eyes while makin yourself feel a connection is so fuckin strong
-become a man of stories (ill post my favs in a bit)
-relax relax and assume its on, and she will relax and feel on
-have a way to pull her to your house. She's meeting up to screen you, once you pass pull with something interesting
I have a giant hookah (that I never smoke lol) and tell them about hookah parties I have, then tell them they must see it. Easy comfy pull
Ill post in detail later today
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Thanks dude. Basically what's up is, I met this girl on FB (I know, that's weak), and I decided to meet up with her tomorrow, but I don't really know what to do (9/2/10).
My plans
- Basically take her to do something that I enjoy
- Def will get physical fast (probably a big hug for her when I first meet her), and relax
- Just share my thoughts about life and everything in general like the story thing you're talking about, Express my thoughts about first meeting her or anything- If I have it on my mind I just say it, talk about some qualities I value (got that from this http://www.rsdnation.com/node/160805?#comment-631586) and why I value them and ask her if she has them
That's all I have. I'm not a pro at this, not yet at least. Thanks for the advice. Definitely looking forward to what you have to write.
My plans
- Basically take her to do something that I enjoy
- Def will get physical fast (probably a big hug for her when I first meet her), and relax
- Just share my thoughts about life and everything in general like the story thing you're talking about, Express my thoughts about first meeting her or anything- If I have it on my mind I just say it, talk about some qualities I value (got that from this http://www.rsdnation.com/node/160805?#comment-631586) and why I value them and ask her if she has them
That's all I have. I'm not a pro at this, not yet at least. Thanks for the advice. Definitely looking forward to what you have to write.
Sir,
Your FRs are phenomenal, this is some real deal shit here, man!
Even though there are a lot of FRs out there where guys get good results, I don't think most encapsulate the concept of attaching fun to meeting women as much as yours does.
Keep up the good work!
Your FRs are phenomenal, this is some real deal shit here, man!
Even though there are a lot of FRs out there where guys get good results, I don't think most encapsulate the concept of attaching fun to meeting women as much as yours does.
Keep up the good work!
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Mori much appreciated
Day twos
I think alot of my game is getting to the point where it is very solid. One thing i think i have almost perfected is the day 2 meetups. They almost always lead to a lays. So since some people asked i will break down my day 2s by one i just had that went amazing from the initial text.
Leading up with call or text
Sometimes i call, sometimes i text. I got really good text game so i usually text. One thing that i always try to do is make there be a reason to meet up, regardless of whether its logical. If you refer to the text above its a good example.
My favorite things to do in text are
-Put us in roles. I will do that with pretending that shes already my girlfriend(super tim)
Me- I love you
Her-What
Me-But we cant be together anymore
(leads to me saying we have to get divorced, i have a very sexual tone throughout.. I end with)
Me-Awww i really miss you, maybe this divorce is a bad idea, but im going to be at starbucks with the divorce papers anyways. Bring some crayons so we can sign them
Another example is my muffin bit
Me-Your such a player
Her-Wait what
Me- I saw you last night after we met, flirting with all those guys, my heart is broken, im in a shitstorm of emotions
Her-haha oh im sorry
Me-Look ill let you make it up to me
Her-oh yeah?
Me-Im a whore for blueberry muffins and starbucks has amazing muffins.....I demand a muffin to forgive you for being such a player
Her-Okay lolol
I completely avoid basic conversation and set a tone and thing to talk about the whole time making it fucking fun and interesting to get a text from me. These are best case scenario text. ill post some epic text convos later
My day 2 from today broken down
My day twos always go down at a stabucks or a bar right next to my house. go there to read and draw all the time so its congruent to how I am. Im comfortable there and know the staff. Its also in a shopping complex so theres so many venues to pull her to. Same with the bar. But i work nights, so i have to rely on day time meet ups alot. If they are under 21, starbucks, if they are over 21 bar. If you can get the 18 year into the bar and get them not to card her, even better. (do this if you KNOW, big mistake if they end up carding)
Okay so I meet her there, we will call her cal, first thing i do is hug spin, arm around or holding hands. (THIS is SO IMPORTANT, if you wait to touch her mid way through the date its a OMG BIG MOMENT, and itll be weird. I almost try to never break contact with the girl. She might resist this, some girls just do, DONT LET IT PHASE YOU. Just try again in 5 min. I am instantly leading her inside and being highly energetic.)
I sometimes buy her coffee, i sometimes dont. It really doesnt matter. She will usually buy me my muffin, again doesnt really matter.
Anyways,The beauty of that first text message i showed you is that it instantly puts us in couple roles, im instantly calling her boogerbear and honey and shes doing the same. We can role play the divorce thing for a bit, and as soon as we sit down im holding her hands from across the table, playing thumb war, poking her nose (dont just start poking the shit out of her nose, do it like when shes shocked from something you just said, this is just me though, dont be like OMG POKE NOSE MANUEVER NAOWOOWWOOW!)
Stories
As soon as the role playin is ramping up, shes having fun and the ice is broken. Dont do interview mode. Learn some cool stories and most importantly BE EXCITED about your stories
My favorite is talking about some wild party stories, or past jobs or hell i just make some up. I talk about my old girl roomate who would come home missing pants and throwing paint all over the house (never happened, but great story lol) Ill talk about pets, anything really. Just be into what your saying. I will talk about star wars and Hey arnold (fun tidbit, alot of people in the 18-22 year old age group grew up watching cartoon network and nickelodeon. Talking about a relating to these shows can be a big boost of humor to the interaction. I always do the rocket power handshake with the girl. Because most people never think about this, she thinks its a huge connection)
For instance
My favorite story is one about when i worked a slide at wet and wild and how the kids drove me crazy. and how the indian there would throw there kids who couldnt swim down the slide. My voice goes up and down, im excited i say my opinion regardless of what shes thinking.
The more stories you tell , she will relate to something. She will say something like she loves kids, oh my dog did this, omg my friends have nights like that.
Inside jokes
Make up funny inside jokes with her. With cal, she said she can take in a whole lot of information at once. I responded with OHHHH I BET YOU CAN. for the rest of the date the word information was codeword for penis. Id say things like, so later i have some information i need you to go over, or I bet your like a secret agent collecting information left and right OMG your a information junkee. Funny shit
Then you can start to calibrate to her, DO NOT change who you are, just talk about what part of you would probably appeal to her.
-Hence if shes a retard party girl, I talk about my very social side, my crazy nights (never making me look to bad though) my crazy roomates.
-If shes a smarter deeper girl, i talk about wanting to be a motivation speaker, how i love psychology and sociology and how i want to travel the world pretty soon.
From here be sure to tease her a bit and HAVE FUN, be playful. She will tool you and you will tool her. Stuff starts getting slow, talk about yourself and whats cool to you. She will relate to something, then you relate to some she says. Like with cal
Me-slide story
Her- Oh i love kids though, i cant wait to be a mom, blah blah blah
Me-Haha, yeah but ive had some rough times with kids, when i went to ireland i saw this kids who was doing blah blah blah
Her- Oh wow ireland (or) omg i cant believe that kid would do that
Me- Yeah i love traveling or Yeah id rather stick to my dog, Chewbacca
A big part of having long conversation like this is know WHO you are. This is where being a solid person comes in, if you are a cool great mother fucker, who believes in himself, you will naturally just be able to rattle on about yourself or relate to something shes saying CONSTANTLY
During all of this im still holding hands. Staring into her eyes. Pausing every now and then a creating sexual tension. ALWAYS ALWAYS assume its on, your not trying to get you to like you, she already does. And if she doesnt fuck her. I have 3 gfs, that i really like, so if this date goes bad, who cares.
create sexual tension as much as you can, make sexual references when she gets comfortable, ask where her favorite spot to be kissed is, stuff like that. Get sex on her mind.
Ex. Haha, its getting harder and harder not to kiss you right now, or your making me feel funny.
WHAT YOU FEEL SHE FEELS. when you say this, let it hang, dont go back in your head, and bask in the sexual pressure.
Like today, after i said this, i was holding both her hands, pull in, very romantic kiss.
Venue change
Look you dont have to venue change, i can talk to someone for two hours and just keep making it more sexual, while comfortable. But i do like to. Across from the starbucks i go to is a store called LIL BRITAIN. It sells all sorts of weird shit from britian, funny hats and such.
I will usually say, wow ive always wanted to go there lets go. Grab her hand and go. When we get there i put the funny hats on her head, make her laugh, use the weird shit they are selling to make more stories, etc.
Pull home
At this point, we are holding hands, very couple like, im getting close to her face, little pecks and stuff. This is how alot of girls see a ideal date goin, fun spontaneous and the physicalness just clicks.
During the date Ill always talk about something really cool at my house. My favorite thing is this giant hookah i bought, be excited about it and she will be excited to.
About 45 min into the date i will simply say, lets go smoke hookah, or Movie time! I just got a new big screen. Dont make this a question, just lead her to your car. If shes resistant , this isnt a club dragging her to your car COULD go bad, never really tried it, maybe someone else might know more.
I will simply lead her. My house is very close so i tell her we will be right back. 90% of the time she will comply. If youve built that bond through eye contact and touching she should be all fuzzy inside.
We get there and im like Thhhhhhhheeeeeeeeress my hookah. And will pin her against a door and make out. At this time if you built enough sexual tension you guys will have been itching to touch eachother, so this will just happen. Start a movie, one that shes probably seen before or isnt to distracting. And just keep escalating.
Thats basically it for me, im not going into how to get her to fuck on the first date. But this is from start to finish basically everything i do.
I fucked cal not a hour ago, great cool girl, gorgeus girl, and someone id love to see again. We built a real connection during the meet up because of just touching a creating sexual tension. Those are the keys.
Some stuff to be aware of
-Prepare for flakes from cold approach numbers, i usually will not leave my house till she texts me saying shes almost there. The locations are so close i can just jump in my car and beat her. Or im already up there doing stuff anyways.
Even if you talked to the girl for 2 hours the night before and she gave you head in the BR, she might still flake. And then the girls you talked to for 15 sec will be there in a heartbeat. Theres no predicting it, and you cannot let it get you down, about 40% of the girls i get numbers from flake, but the 60% that do show up its like a instafuck. Im okay with that =D
-Alot of girls do not go on a date or meet up with a random guy they just met, when they are younger. Its sort of a big deal for them. Most girls 23 and younger meet all the guys they know through social circles and natural ways. They are in college with a 100 guy friends. They are not used to leaving there comfort zone, so at the start of the date, especially if you met at a bar, they will be somewhat nervous
THIS IS WHY you cannot be nervous or not confident because it will knock her so hard out of a good state if you are. BE YOURSELF, BE RELAXED, BE CONFIDENT
-They will shit test, they will resist sometimes, they will ask you questions that they care about. Be ready for all of this. Know you who are and what you value.
Theres a really good thing brad posted, a series of questions you should be able to ask yourself and answer. If you cant answer any of these in a snap, something needs to change. This will make you powerful on a meet up.
KEYS
Be physical
Create sexual tension
Have a plan that is flexible
Improve yourself
Be a man of stories, be able to have conversations that dont involve ever asking What do you like, where all you from. Have convos that naturally bring this out. ( I bet your one of those backwood girls arnt you, moooo. or I hate soccer, youve never played soccer have you.)
and
PRACTICE DAY TWOS, go on dates with the girls your not so into, just to get used to the pressure and flow. That way when your with turbo hottie, your the natural one. Most of these girls will not have the same ego or confidence they had at the bar unless they are solid girls
And have fucking fun, this is not some job interview. This is basically her seeing if your fun enough to fuck, its a mating ritual. Have fun have fun have fun, and she will have fun.
Thats it in a nutshell, id love any feedback or criticism. Ill come back and fix the grammar later
Boobs
Day twos
I think alot of my game is getting to the point where it is very solid. One thing i think i have almost perfected is the day 2 meetups. They almost always lead to a lays. So since some people asked i will break down my day 2s by one i just had that went amazing from the initial text.
Leading up with call or text
Sometimes i call, sometimes i text. I got really good text game so i usually text. One thing that i always try to do is make there be a reason to meet up, regardless of whether its logical. If you refer to the text above its a good example.
My favorite things to do in text are
-Put us in roles. I will do that with pretending that shes already my girlfriend(super tim)
Me- I love you
Her-What
Me-But we cant be together anymore
(leads to me saying we have to get divorced, i have a very sexual tone throughout.. I end with)
Me-Awww i really miss you, maybe this divorce is a bad idea, but im going to be at starbucks with the divorce papers anyways. Bring some crayons so we can sign them
Another example is my muffin bit
Me-Your such a player
Her-Wait what
Me- I saw you last night after we met, flirting with all those guys, my heart is broken, im in a shitstorm of emotions
Her-haha oh im sorry
Me-Look ill let you make it up to me
Her-oh yeah?
Me-Im a whore for blueberry muffins and starbucks has amazing muffins.....I demand a muffin to forgive you for being such a player
Her-Okay lolol
I completely avoid basic conversation and set a tone and thing to talk about the whole time making it fucking fun and interesting to get a text from me. These are best case scenario text. ill post some epic text convos later
My day 2 from today broken down
My day twos always go down at a stabucks or a bar right next to my house. go there to read and draw all the time so its congruent to how I am. Im comfortable there and know the staff. Its also in a shopping complex so theres so many venues to pull her to. Same with the bar. But i work nights, so i have to rely on day time meet ups alot. If they are under 21, starbucks, if they are over 21 bar. If you can get the 18 year into the bar and get them not to card her, even better. (do this if you KNOW, big mistake if they end up carding)
Okay so I meet her there, we will call her cal, first thing i do is hug spin, arm around or holding hands. (THIS is SO IMPORTANT, if you wait to touch her mid way through the date its a OMG BIG MOMENT, and itll be weird. I almost try to never break contact with the girl. She might resist this, some girls just do, DONT LET IT PHASE YOU. Just try again in 5 min. I am instantly leading her inside and being highly energetic.)
I sometimes buy her coffee, i sometimes dont. It really doesnt matter. She will usually buy me my muffin, again doesnt really matter.
Anyways,The beauty of that first text message i showed you is that it instantly puts us in couple roles, im instantly calling her boogerbear and honey and shes doing the same. We can role play the divorce thing for a bit, and as soon as we sit down im holding her hands from across the table, playing thumb war, poking her nose (dont just start poking the shit out of her nose, do it like when shes shocked from something you just said, this is just me though, dont be like OMG POKE NOSE MANUEVER NAOWOOWWOOW!)
Stories
As soon as the role playin is ramping up, shes having fun and the ice is broken. Dont do interview mode. Learn some cool stories and most importantly BE EXCITED about your stories
My favorite is talking about some wild party stories, or past jobs or hell i just make some up. I talk about my old girl roomate who would come home missing pants and throwing paint all over the house (never happened, but great story lol) Ill talk about pets, anything really. Just be into what your saying. I will talk about star wars and Hey arnold (fun tidbit, alot of people in the 18-22 year old age group grew up watching cartoon network and nickelodeon. Talking about a relating to these shows can be a big boost of humor to the interaction. I always do the rocket power handshake with the girl. Because most people never think about this, she thinks its a huge connection)
For instance
My favorite story is one about when i worked a slide at wet and wild and how the kids drove me crazy. and how the indian there would throw there kids who couldnt swim down the slide. My voice goes up and down, im excited i say my opinion regardless of what shes thinking.
The more stories you tell , she will relate to something. She will say something like she loves kids, oh my dog did this, omg my friends have nights like that.
Inside jokes
Make up funny inside jokes with her. With cal, she said she can take in a whole lot of information at once. I responded with OHHHH I BET YOU CAN. for the rest of the date the word information was codeword for penis. Id say things like, so later i have some information i need you to go over, or I bet your like a secret agent collecting information left and right OMG your a information junkee. Funny shit
Then you can start to calibrate to her, DO NOT change who you are, just talk about what part of you would probably appeal to her.
-Hence if shes a retard party girl, I talk about my very social side, my crazy nights (never making me look to bad though) my crazy roomates.
-If shes a smarter deeper girl, i talk about wanting to be a motivation speaker, how i love psychology and sociology and how i want to travel the world pretty soon.
From here be sure to tease her a bit and HAVE FUN, be playful. She will tool you and you will tool her. Stuff starts getting slow, talk about yourself and whats cool to you. She will relate to something, then you relate to some she says. Like with cal
Me-slide story
Her- Oh i love kids though, i cant wait to be a mom, blah blah blah
Me-Haha, yeah but ive had some rough times with kids, when i went to ireland i saw this kids who was doing blah blah blah
Her- Oh wow ireland (or) omg i cant believe that kid would do that
Me- Yeah i love traveling or Yeah id rather stick to my dog, Chewbacca
A big part of having long conversation like this is know WHO you are. This is where being a solid person comes in, if you are a cool great mother fucker, who believes in himself, you will naturally just be able to rattle on about yourself or relate to something shes saying CONSTANTLY
During all of this im still holding hands. Staring into her eyes. Pausing every now and then a creating sexual tension. ALWAYS ALWAYS assume its on, your not trying to get you to like you, she already does. And if she doesnt fuck her. I have 3 gfs, that i really like, so if this date goes bad, who cares.
create sexual tension as much as you can, make sexual references when she gets comfortable, ask where her favorite spot to be kissed is, stuff like that. Get sex on her mind.
Ex. Haha, its getting harder and harder not to kiss you right now, or your making me feel funny.
WHAT YOU FEEL SHE FEELS. when you say this, let it hang, dont go back in your head, and bask in the sexual pressure.
Like today, after i said this, i was holding both her hands, pull in, very romantic kiss.
Venue change
Look you dont have to venue change, i can talk to someone for two hours and just keep making it more sexual, while comfortable. But i do like to. Across from the starbucks i go to is a store called LIL BRITAIN. It sells all sorts of weird shit from britian, funny hats and such.
I will usually say, wow ive always wanted to go there lets go. Grab her hand and go. When we get there i put the funny hats on her head, make her laugh, use the weird shit they are selling to make more stories, etc.
Pull home
At this point, we are holding hands, very couple like, im getting close to her face, little pecks and stuff. This is how alot of girls see a ideal date goin, fun spontaneous and the physicalness just clicks.
During the date Ill always talk about something really cool at my house. My favorite thing is this giant hookah i bought, be excited about it and she will be excited to.
About 45 min into the date i will simply say, lets go smoke hookah, or Movie time! I just got a new big screen. Dont make this a question, just lead her to your car. If shes resistant , this isnt a club dragging her to your car COULD go bad, never really tried it, maybe someone else might know more.
I will simply lead her. My house is very close so i tell her we will be right back. 90% of the time she will comply. If youve built that bond through eye contact and touching she should be all fuzzy inside.
We get there and im like Thhhhhhhheeeeeeeeress my hookah. And will pin her against a door and make out. At this time if you built enough sexual tension you guys will have been itching to touch eachother, so this will just happen. Start a movie, one that shes probably seen before or isnt to distracting. And just keep escalating.
Thats basically it for me, im not going into how to get her to fuck on the first date. But this is from start to finish basically everything i do.
I fucked cal not a hour ago, great cool girl, gorgeus girl, and someone id love to see again. We built a real connection during the meet up because of just touching a creating sexual tension. Those are the keys.
Some stuff to be aware of
-Prepare for flakes from cold approach numbers, i usually will not leave my house till she texts me saying shes almost there. The locations are so close i can just jump in my car and beat her. Or im already up there doing stuff anyways.
Even if you talked to the girl for 2 hours the night before and she gave you head in the BR, she might still flake. And then the girls you talked to for 15 sec will be there in a heartbeat. Theres no predicting it, and you cannot let it get you down, about 40% of the girls i get numbers from flake, but the 60% that do show up its like a instafuck. Im okay with that =D
-Alot of girls do not go on a date or meet up with a random guy they just met, when they are younger. Its sort of a big deal for them. Most girls 23 and younger meet all the guys they know through social circles and natural ways. They are in college with a 100 guy friends. They are not used to leaving there comfort zone, so at the start of the date, especially if you met at a bar, they will be somewhat nervous
THIS IS WHY you cannot be nervous or not confident because it will knock her so hard out of a good state if you are. BE YOURSELF, BE RELAXED, BE CONFIDENT
-They will shit test, they will resist sometimes, they will ask you questions that they care about. Be ready for all of this. Know you who are and what you value.
Theres a really good thing brad posted, a series of questions you should be able to ask yourself and answer. If you cant answer any of these in a snap, something needs to change. This will make you powerful on a meet up.
KEYS
Be physical
Create sexual tension
Have a plan that is flexible
Improve yourself
Be a man of stories, be able to have conversations that dont involve ever asking What do you like, where all you from. Have convos that naturally bring this out. ( I bet your one of those backwood girls arnt you, moooo. or I hate soccer, youve never played soccer have you.)
and
PRACTICE DAY TWOS, go on dates with the girls your not so into, just to get used to the pressure and flow. That way when your with turbo hottie, your the natural one. Most of these girls will not have the same ego or confidence they had at the bar unless they are solid girls
And have fucking fun, this is not some job interview. This is basically her seeing if your fun enough to fuck, its a mating ritual. Have fun have fun have fun, and she will have fun.
Thats it in a nutshell, id love any feedback or criticism. Ill come back and fix the grammar later
Boobs
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So guys......You cannot understand how pumped i am to be typing up this FR. Get some popcorn and get cozy at your computer
Without further ado
MOLESTING OLD PEOPLE, PICKING UP STRIPPERS, AND FALLING IN LOVE
First off im literally getting in state typing this, maybe im just horny, who knows. But this is my first field report from Abilene that ive put on here. More importantly most of it went down in my two favorite shitholes in town, which are very dear to my heart.
9pm I get to the lucky mule, this is like my spot. I know everyone that works here, im cool with the bar tenders, i go in state really easily. I downed a joose, which gives me a decent buzz. As Im walking in im with 2 friends. One is my hick friend drex, who has this southern twang charm and another guy i know from work. First thing i do when i get in is literally run up to my favorite shot girl (who ive been trying to fuck for the longest time, like its on whenver we see eachother...very confusing girl) and sweep her off her feet and literally carry her to the patio area. Shes like wtfbbq but laughing histerically. Askes me what im doing and i say we are goin on our first date, its been long enough. Go outside, pin her against a wall and sky rocket the tension. Shes getting turned on and giggling uncontrollably. I go in for the make out, but i dont have 110% belief it fails, still on though. She says shed get in so much trouble if one of the staff saw her making out so i drop it. ( i do think its hilarious the bouncers literally let me kidnap her, while she was working) we flirt some more and i tell her to get back to work.
OMG BOOBS EVERYWHERE
I walk back inside and 3 other girls that work there (that have all blown me off at one point or another. Like i get their numbers and then they just flake.. but then text me and constantly complain about not hanging out. Such validation whores) come up and start talking to me and hugging me. I told my friend im pretty good with girls and hes like WTF. And these girls are fucking hot to. One asks why we didnt go to coffee like i said. I get her number again (i deleted it. Im trying to not shit where i eat, but i always find myself eating shit anyways) I accuse the one that is my bartender of being a lying sack of shit because she has not opened her register yet shes letting me down. I demand she goes up. She seems very eager and says she will open it just to server me ( i look like rock jesus) I used to come here almost every night so i just have a reputation, this is not the norm for me, even here
Sets
Other then that though the club is fucking dead. Like clubs here are horrible, and wednesday nights at the mule are rap music nights with very cheap wells, so literally like every shady or ghetto person in town comes, its usually my drunk night. Theres really only 2 sets. And literally like one set has a semi 8 and the other is a solid 7. Very very lame. I approach the 8, its my first set, goes okay but really going no where. Well im half way done
. I go to the 7. Her and her friend remember me hitting on them the week before. Her friend goes alpha blowout blackbelt and literally is pushing me away as i sit down laughing. Waaaaateveeer PLOOOOWWWWWW. I remain unreactive and ask them how i hit on them. I tell them my favorite routines and ask them if i did them. They stop being mean and open up. We shoot the shit. I play thumb war with the 7. Just vibe and hang. I tell them im desperate for their attention because they are the only girls in the bar that dont look like the cookie monster, lol. We laugh, we talk. I get 7s number and walk away. I like a bomb squad at defusing possible blowouts, i love it
Im goin to wear that out one night i swear
DRUNK TIME
Okay so there are no girls left to hit on. I decide its time to get inebriated.
I go to my bartender. Who is soooooo fucking hot. See look!
Ive actually been dangerously close to hookin up with her many times. Shes will like booty call me at 3 am and then change her mind when im like half way to her house....Its fucking abnoxious so im not letting her do it anymore
now we are just friends....BUT SOME DAY SOME DAY i will revenge fuck her. Any ways i get to her demand free shots, she says she will only give me one. I demand 5. shes says 1. I settle for 1 (MASTER NEGOTIATION) then she makes me a huge well that is 80% whiskey...weeeeeee.
Molesting old people
Fast forward about a hour and im hammered. In abilene its like some weird tradition for girls to dress up like old women on their 21st and go to the club, like legitley. They wear mask and literally are mistake for old ladies. They like to run around the bar and rub on guys and go on the dance floor and dance dirty. They do not drop characted, at all
THIS IS FUCKING ANNOYING. THE IRONY STOPS BEING FUNNY AFTER 10 SECONDS
I decide its time to use my pick up skills on them, BEAST MODE. Im gonna esclate and get as dirty as possible till they drop character. I find one, get close and give her a few of these gems
-I used to fuck my grandmother, you remind me of her
-i have a cucumber in my car, i want you to come put it in me
-Im going to drag you to the bathroom and use my fingers on you, you dirty old hag you
The girl is freaked out, and tries to play it off, but im not fucking stopping till she cuts this shit out and is running she break down when i tell her im going to use her cane to pleasure her. Pushes me away and like books it to the nearest bouncer. She leaves behind a wheel chair they brought with them. I jump in it and start racing around the club giving people high fives. The bouncers catch me. I explain the situation. 2 of them are very good friends of mine and think its hilarious. I continue on in my wheelchair of devastation.
I then find shotty girl from earlier...super hotty by the way...adorable.. and claw her to the pool area. Its like on, shes touching me. We have this thing goin where we pretend we are married, its gets to dirty talk real fast. Her boss can see her, she tells me not to try and kiss her....i really should of anyways. Im in love
Anyways after that, its about a hour before the bars close here (midnight) I grab drex and we take off to a country dance club in town called guitars and cadilacs.
Luckily our friend is underage and sober so we got a DD
Mother knows best
We get there, theres like 4 hot girls in the place and its dead. Thats 4 sets. I find the first one, open with hi my name is _____ super confident, dazzling her with my beatiful blue eyes. I take her on the dance floor. I learned in abilene, thou who can country two step rules all, so i have become dancing with the stars good. I go for the make outs.... fail...TO BAD I DO NOT ACCEPT THE FAIL... I backflip her and do my patented flip a girl then force her to make out with you technique. He shoots he scores. I walk her back to her table and tell her to give me her number
Theres this women at the table fucking snake eyeing me and the girl is kinda edgy to give me her number. I ask who the women is.....ITS HER MOM. I quickly get the number and get the fuck out of there. I have no game to blow out someones mother and i dont care to try lol
Long time no see
I grab a girl whose dancing with some chode. Shes pissed but then her eyes light up. Turns out this is a girl ive fucked before, and it is on like donkey kong. I claw her outside and go for the makeout fail. I tell her to close her eyes. Repeate. Fail. I do the papa spin move...Fail. Shes good. She tells me guys have really hurt her and shes doesnt want to be like that right now, and is sober. I completely agree with her....then tell her to close her eyes....MAKEOUT OMGYAY!... i promise i will call her
At this point im plastered and running around the empty club with my hick friend screaming yeeehawwww. I run up to the one last hot girl (by hot i mean these girls are 8ish) Turns out she knows me to, i fucked her friend (FUCK ABILENE) i tell her her friend broke my heart. She sympathized because her friend is actually a raging cunt and we all know it. We dance. I ask her if shes ever made out with a stranger. go for make out....fail. I try this about 8 more times throughout the dance. Finally we get back to the table and its on. (i look over my shoulder and that girls mom from before looks like she might throw a katana at me) some guy comes up to hit on her. I overdo the blow out by saying very loudly
HEY WHATS ROUND AND MEAN?!??! A VICIOUS CIRCLE!!!!!
i then get like 2 inches from his face and laugh like a retarted person as loud as i can. Yes he gets blow out, but this also scares the shit out of the girl and she flees the scene...... lol at least hes not getting laid either!! (feel free to call me a loser now)
ITS TIME FOR THE STRIP CLUB
me and miles pile into my car and our friend against his better judgment takes us to the strip club.
We get there and im ready to mingle. Me and drex sit down. The strippers here areeee AWFUL, just horrid. Its his last day so i want to get him a lap dance. This one super cutie stripper walks by and i claw (LIGHTLY, FULL CLAWING STRIPPER VERY VERY BAD)
Drex tells me he want me to get the lap dance with him. Shes never done a double lap dance on two guys (now that i think about this this is really gay... as long as our dicks dont touch right?)
We convince her. She says only 2 songs though
Soon as we get in the vip room, i start demanding she tell me jokes. I came here for quality entertainment. She says something corny, and i say not good enough. Shes like smirking and pretty amused. I tell her i think shes cute but i need her to make me laugh to break the ice. She says something (i forgot what) its really funny. The lap dance commences. I have wasted a full song doin this. I tell her im gonna take her on a cruise on yacht to the moon. I ask her about nickelodeon cartoons. I make her sing the catdog intro song. Drex tell her hes gonna take her in a cornfield and marry her. I tell her i play world of warcraft and she will be my elf queen
Its been 3 songs, shes laughing so hard. She jumps on me and i tell her to be easy, any unprofessionalism and shes not getting my money. She starts challenging me, breathing in my ear, rubbing near my hoo nanner. I give in a kiss her neck a lil bit and its like on. She getting really excited and im rubbing her thighs close to her booterbear. ( prob should of fingered her) drex is yelling yeehaw. She starts kissing my neck. This is fucking awesome.
after about a 8 songs, we leaving the vip area. Drex pays her, she comes close to me and i say shes been very unprofessional and i refuse to pay. She makes this cute lil face and my heart melts. I tell her in exchange ill take her on some date to burger king (ty jeffy) She thinks this is really funnny, grabs a match book, writes her number on it and im like OMGMMGMGMGMGMGM
Drex leaves with our dd, and i get my gf to pick me up. We go home and im way to drunk to get hard. I have some viagra on back up ( i used to think this was weird when i used to do this, but after reading 9 ball i realized how smart this was. You can slay... literally.
I end up up destroying my bed. and my gf is very impressed.
What a night
BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER
My gf informs me that the shot girl that im doin very well with , has a girlfriend. OMG SHE S BYSEXUAL. After reaing 9 ball i realized my dream is to have a girlfriend that will pick up and fuck chicks with me. This that girl. Im in love. Shes hot, funny, and down to fuck girls. I MUST HAVE.
Ill keep you guys updated on the stripper and by shot girl
(Ill fix grammar later)
What i did good
I had a shit ton of fun. This is what made me a weapon. I did everything else awful, i was shitfaced, that is no way to game... sad to say but true. You cant learn anything
What i did bad
Broke my bed
Wrap up
Having fun like this is so clutch. Im on cloud nine. Ive literally gonna into crikey state typing this. While i dont think this was a great night in terms of pickup because i just drunken raged, showed me all sorts of stuff is possible. And I had fun doing it. Pick up doesnt have to be some endless drag, it needs to be fun, a shit ton of self amusing fun.
Ill end this with my favorite pic from the mule of all time. (baby blue polo)
Without further ado
MOLESTING OLD PEOPLE, PICKING UP STRIPPERS, AND FALLING IN LOVE
First off im literally getting in state typing this, maybe im just horny, who knows. But this is my first field report from Abilene that ive put on here. More importantly most of it went down in my two favorite shitholes in town, which are very dear to my heart.
9pm I get to the lucky mule, this is like my spot. I know everyone that works here, im cool with the bar tenders, i go in state really easily. I downed a joose, which gives me a decent buzz. As Im walking in im with 2 friends. One is my hick friend drex, who has this southern twang charm and another guy i know from work. First thing i do when i get in is literally run up to my favorite shot girl (who ive been trying to fuck for the longest time, like its on whenver we see eachother...very confusing girl) and sweep her off her feet and literally carry her to the patio area. Shes like wtfbbq but laughing histerically. Askes me what im doing and i say we are goin on our first date, its been long enough. Go outside, pin her against a wall and sky rocket the tension. Shes getting turned on and giggling uncontrollably. I go in for the make out, but i dont have 110% belief it fails, still on though. She says shed get in so much trouble if one of the staff saw her making out so i drop it. ( i do think its hilarious the bouncers literally let me kidnap her, while she was working) we flirt some more and i tell her to get back to work.
OMG BOOBS EVERYWHERE
I walk back inside and 3 other girls that work there (that have all blown me off at one point or another. Like i get their numbers and then they just flake.. but then text me and constantly complain about not hanging out. Such validation whores) come up and start talking to me and hugging me. I told my friend im pretty good with girls and hes like WTF. And these girls are fucking hot to. One asks why we didnt go to coffee like i said. I get her number again (i deleted it. Im trying to not shit where i eat, but i always find myself eating shit anyways) I accuse the one that is my bartender of being a lying sack of shit because she has not opened her register yet shes letting me down. I demand she goes up. She seems very eager and says she will open it just to server me ( i look like rock jesus) I used to come here almost every night so i just have a reputation, this is not the norm for me, even here
Sets
Other then that though the club is fucking dead. Like clubs here are horrible, and wednesday nights at the mule are rap music nights with very cheap wells, so literally like every shady or ghetto person in town comes, its usually my drunk night. Theres really only 2 sets. And literally like one set has a semi 8 and the other is a solid 7. Very very lame. I approach the 8, its my first set, goes okay but really going no where. Well im half way done
. I go to the 7. Her and her friend remember me hitting on them the week before. Her friend goes alpha blowout blackbelt and literally is pushing me away as i sit down laughing. Waaaaateveeer PLOOOOWWWWWW. I remain unreactive and ask them how i hit on them. I tell them my favorite routines and ask them if i did them. They stop being mean and open up. We shoot the shit. I play thumb war with the 7. Just vibe and hang. I tell them im desperate for their attention because they are the only girls in the bar that dont look like the cookie monster, lol. We laugh, we talk. I get 7s number and walk away. I like a bomb squad at defusing possible blowouts, i love it
Im goin to wear that out one night i swear
DRUNK TIME
Okay so there are no girls left to hit on. I decide its time to get inebriated.
I go to my bartender. Who is soooooo fucking hot. See look!
Ive actually been dangerously close to hookin up with her many times. Shes will like booty call me at 3 am and then change her mind when im like half way to her house....Its fucking abnoxious so im not letting her do it anymore
now we are just friends....BUT SOME DAY SOME DAY i will revenge fuck her. Any ways i get to her demand free shots, she says she will only give me one. I demand 5. shes says 1. I settle for 1 (MASTER NEGOTIATION) then she makes me a huge well that is 80% whiskey...weeeeeee.
Molesting old people
Fast forward about a hour and im hammered. In abilene its like some weird tradition for girls to dress up like old women on their 21st and go to the club, like legitley. They wear mask and literally are mistake for old ladies. They like to run around the bar and rub on guys and go on the dance floor and dance dirty. They do not drop characted, at all
THIS IS FUCKING ANNOYING. THE IRONY STOPS BEING FUNNY AFTER 10 SECONDS
I decide its time to use my pick up skills on them, BEAST MODE. Im gonna esclate and get as dirty as possible till they drop character. I find one, get close and give her a few of these gems
-I used to fuck my grandmother, you remind me of her
-i have a cucumber in my car, i want you to come put it in me
-Im going to drag you to the bathroom and use my fingers on you, you dirty old hag you
The girl is freaked out, and tries to play it off, but im not fucking stopping till she cuts this shit out and is running she break down when i tell her im going to use her cane to pleasure her. Pushes me away and like books it to the nearest bouncer. She leaves behind a wheel chair they brought with them. I jump in it and start racing around the club giving people high fives. The bouncers catch me. I explain the situation. 2 of them are very good friends of mine and think its hilarious. I continue on in my wheelchair of devastation.
I then find shotty girl from earlier...super hotty by the way...adorable.. and claw her to the pool area. Its like on, shes touching me. We have this thing goin where we pretend we are married, its gets to dirty talk real fast. Her boss can see her, she tells me not to try and kiss her....i really should of anyways. Im in love
Anyways after that, its about a hour before the bars close here (midnight) I grab drex and we take off to a country dance club in town called guitars and cadilacs.
Luckily our friend is underage and sober so we got a DD
Mother knows best
We get there, theres like 4 hot girls in the place and its dead. Thats 4 sets. I find the first one, open with hi my name is _____ super confident, dazzling her with my beatiful blue eyes. I take her on the dance floor. I learned in abilene, thou who can country two step rules all, so i have become dancing with the stars good. I go for the make outs.... fail...TO BAD I DO NOT ACCEPT THE FAIL... I backflip her and do my patented flip a girl then force her to make out with you technique. He shoots he scores. I walk her back to her table and tell her to give me her number
Theres this women at the table fucking snake eyeing me and the girl is kinda edgy to give me her number. I ask who the women is.....ITS HER MOM. I quickly get the number and get the fuck out of there. I have no game to blow out someones mother and i dont care to try lol
Long time no see
I grab a girl whose dancing with some chode. Shes pissed but then her eyes light up. Turns out this is a girl ive fucked before, and it is on like donkey kong. I claw her outside and go for the makeout fail. I tell her to close her eyes. Repeate. Fail. I do the papa spin move...Fail. Shes good. She tells me guys have really hurt her and shes doesnt want to be like that right now, and is sober. I completely agree with her....then tell her to close her eyes....MAKEOUT OMGYAY!... i promise i will call her
At this point im plastered and running around the empty club with my hick friend screaming yeeehawwww. I run up to the one last hot girl (by hot i mean these girls are 8ish) Turns out she knows me to, i fucked her friend (FUCK ABILENE) i tell her her friend broke my heart. She sympathized because her friend is actually a raging cunt and we all know it. We dance. I ask her if shes ever made out with a stranger. go for make out....fail. I try this about 8 more times throughout the dance. Finally we get back to the table and its on. (i look over my shoulder and that girls mom from before looks like she might throw a katana at me) some guy comes up to hit on her. I overdo the blow out by saying very loudly
HEY WHATS ROUND AND MEAN?!??! A VICIOUS CIRCLE!!!!!
i then get like 2 inches from his face and laugh like a retarted person as loud as i can. Yes he gets blow out, but this also scares the shit out of the girl and she flees the scene...... lol at least hes not getting laid either!! (feel free to call me a loser now)
ITS TIME FOR THE STRIP CLUB
me and miles pile into my car and our friend against his better judgment takes us to the strip club.
We get there and im ready to mingle. Me and drex sit down. The strippers here areeee AWFUL, just horrid. Its his last day so i want to get him a lap dance. This one super cutie stripper walks by and i claw (LIGHTLY, FULL CLAWING STRIPPER VERY VERY BAD)
Drex tells me he want me to get the lap dance with him. Shes never done a double lap dance on two guys (now that i think about this this is really gay... as long as our dicks dont touch right?)
We convince her. She says only 2 songs though
Soon as we get in the vip room, i start demanding she tell me jokes. I came here for quality entertainment. She says something corny, and i say not good enough. Shes like smirking and pretty amused. I tell her i think shes cute but i need her to make me laugh to break the ice. She says something (i forgot what) its really funny. The lap dance commences. I have wasted a full song doin this. I tell her im gonna take her on a cruise on yacht to the moon. I ask her about nickelodeon cartoons. I make her sing the catdog intro song. Drex tell her hes gonna take her in a cornfield and marry her. I tell her i play world of warcraft and she will be my elf queen
Its been 3 songs, shes laughing so hard. She jumps on me and i tell her to be easy, any unprofessionalism and shes not getting my money. She starts challenging me, breathing in my ear, rubbing near my hoo nanner. I give in a kiss her neck a lil bit and its like on. She getting really excited and im rubbing her thighs close to her booterbear. ( prob should of fingered her) drex is yelling yeehaw. She starts kissing my neck. This is fucking awesome.
after about a 8 songs, we leaving the vip area. Drex pays her, she comes close to me and i say shes been very unprofessional and i refuse to pay. She makes this cute lil face and my heart melts. I tell her in exchange ill take her on some date to burger king (ty jeffy) She thinks this is really funnny, grabs a match book, writes her number on it and im like OMGMMGMGMGMGMGM
Drex leaves with our dd, and i get my gf to pick me up. We go home and im way to drunk to get hard. I have some viagra on back up ( i used to think this was weird when i used to do this, but after reading 9 ball i realized how smart this was. You can slay... literally.
I end up up destroying my bed. and my gf is very impressed.
What a night
BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER
My gf informs me that the shot girl that im doin very well with , has a girlfriend. OMG SHE S BYSEXUAL. After reaing 9 ball i realized my dream is to have a girlfriend that will pick up and fuck chicks with me. This that girl. Im in love. Shes hot, funny, and down to fuck girls. I MUST HAVE.
Ill keep you guys updated on the stripper and by shot girl
(Ill fix grammar later)
What i did good
I had a shit ton of fun. This is what made me a weapon. I did everything else awful, i was shitfaced, that is no way to game... sad to say but true. You cant learn anything
What i did bad
Broke my bed
Wrap up
Having fun like this is so clutch. Im on cloud nine. Ive literally gonna into crikey state typing this. While i dont think this was a great night in terms of pickup because i just drunken raged, showed me all sorts of stuff is possible. And I had fun doing it. Pick up doesnt have to be some endless drag, it needs to be fun, a shit ton of self amusing fun.
Ill end this with my favorite pic from the mule of all time. (baby blue polo)
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Country western clubs and typhoons, and What happens when a club loses power
Lot of solid text book game tonight. I stay pretty much dead sober most of the night, have alot of success. Alot less shennanigans than my drunk FRs, but this is so much easier to learn from
So i go to my favorite country western club in town, Guitars and cadillacs. Its college night and the place is packed with minor college kids. I fucking hate minors in large packs, but what can you do. Im 22, and have some sick game at this club, so usually the chode 18 year old boys in there nice boots and cowboys hats eat my shit with zero resistance. Still the girls are really dumb and this is abilene and very very cliqueish. I go in about 9 pm, got about 3 hours of gamin ahead of me. I chill for a little bit, i kinda have cold feet, not used to being dead sober
GOALS FOR THE NIGHT
-Create tension
-Stay sober
-Dont rely on my amazing two stepping for to talk to girls. Talk to them for at least 5 min before dancing
-Give a super sexual vibe
Set 1
Solid 8.5 sitting near the bathroom with some frat chode. Okay i get frats at larger colleges, but this is fucking abilene. You go to a college with 3000 people, take your fucking polo and khakis shorts and dockers and get the fuck out of here you mindless fag.
So they are near the bathroom, I come up like a nuclear bomb. Super loud voice, BR tone. I ask him if he washed his hands, he smells like shit. (im not in a very nice mood tonight) he tries to say something witty back, but i instantly cut him out of the loop and turn to cutie mcbooty. He stands there for a sec then walks off. THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU , GO BACK TO YOUR CIRCLE OF GAY. You just got blown out by a guy in a 10 dollar dragon force t shirt
Anyyyyhooo =D, i tell the girl that its very predaristic to hang by the bathroom, i know shes just prowling for guys. She laughs and i tell her lets make this meeting natural. Your gonna creep on me when i come out of the bathroom. She agrees, i go in the bathroom, come back out. She pounces on me, its on.
We vibe. Im loving this sober shit, its a little bit harder to approach, but im like a machine gunner just rattling off crazy shit left and right. I can read her like a book.
I tell her i need a girl whose a champ at thumb war. This is such a easy way to escalate, ill explain
THE POWA OF THUMB WAR AND SLAPS
Thumb war
Okay right off the bat when you meet a girl, as your talking you can usually grab her hand and get into a rowdy game of thumb war. Tease her for having big thumbs or accuse her of cheating. Pull and yank her to some extent. Eventually one of you will win, but hey look at this! Your holding hands now. Comment on how nice it is or something, and swing her hands back and foreth. This can lead so many places
Slaps
Ever play that game where one person puts there palms up and the other puts there palms down upon them. The person on the bottom will try and flip their hands and slap the others, before the person on top can move them. I fucking suck at this game, but thats irrelevant. Hold your palms out when your talking to a girl and lead her into playing slap. If you miss, you switch places and so forth. Okay now as your doing this stare deep into her eyes and almost forget about slaps. This will lead to you holding both her hands. You can run with this or keep playing slaps. I really like to lock finger and spin her around and stuff.
These are such awesome ways to get touching going naturally right off the bat, especially if your still shy and new and dont want to be picking up and twirling girls around.
Another cool thing you can do if you win or she wins is get really excited and pick her up and twirl her around. Just keep touching after this. Get close to her face alot, create tension
BACK TO SET 1
So i turn thumb war into holding hands. I rattle off a bunch of random questions, Switching gears alot ( http://www.rsdwiki.com/index.php?title=Some_New_Attraction_Technology very good read). So im holding both her hands now, building this deep connections, forcing myself to fall in love with her. This is totally natural game, so there isnt so much to say beyond me spitting crazy game. SO important just to send so much sub concious stuff, deep eye contact and fucking confident as shit. Stay outside your head and it just comes.
I turn the holding hands into spinning her, i tell her im a dance teacher, i show her some of my crazy moves, shes impressed. (here this is such value giving, a good two stepper is a man beast) This is even cool to do at other types of clubs, just for some way to charge emotions
I ask her since we have such a bright future where are we goin on our first date. Shes like oooohhh i dono. I say im taking her giraffe riding at the zoo. She eats this up. I number close and we get really close. I go for the makeout , she resist but shes smiling and giggling. This is a fucking solid number close. I didnt get a makeout , but such rapport building and love bubbling leads to a day 2 90% of the time for me. SINCE MY TEXTN IS SO SICK
SET 2
Find this super hottie. Shes kinda scene girlish, beautiful eyes. I approach with my friend, he blows himself out. I stay in set, Deep eye contact, getting closer to her as i talk to her. NR voice creating tension. ( My big goal of the night) so im playing thumb wars with her. Again not drunk, so im on my feet just saying crazy shit. I tell her some weird shit i dont remember but because of of my frame she eats it up. I tell her im a billionaire and need a new assistant. I tell her im a dance teacher and i will give her free lessons. I take her on the dance floor and tear this shit up. Shes really bad, so i tell her we can slow dance like in high school.
I get super close to her and like start breathing on her neck. I pull back and give her a sweet lil ol kiss. Its on, i lose myself in her eyes, i pick her up and carry her around the dance floor because she sucks so bad. Solid number close. I tell her im going to buy her and I exotic white tigers and ride them through the streets of abilene. I really dig white tigers lol. I tell her im gonna flip her, get her freaking out, we are having a blast. We text later that night, i tell her shes buying me a muffin tommorow, the check is about to be mated.
This sober stuff is amazing, im fucking sharp as a katana.
SET 3
im in state so i let myself do some shots, i have faith i can still do well if im getting drunk since im on fire. This turns out to be a mistake. Ive found i have game if im 2 beers sober, or shitfaced. No in betweens, which is where i get.
Okay so i approach this 10. Super confident in her face, hi my name is alex.( im finding this is like the best opener ever, i never get blown out, girls always super receptive) i say this so loud like her friends come up to meet me. The guys in the group are like wow, one even whispers in my ear that the friends thinks im hot, go for her. I stick with the 10. Shes fucking cool. I start talking about lizards (hi tim) she says she hates them (shit test) i act super upset. I say i saw her, and i knew she was for me, but now im not so sure, we will never be together. Her and her friends are dying laughing. I ask if shes a good dancer, she has huge heels on, super hot. Shes touching me, and stuff. Im sorta nervous to escalate with her since shes so hot, but i whip out the old thumb war. Accuse her of cheating, blah blah. Her friend comes up and say they lost debby or something. 10 looks sad, she tells me to stay right there. Okay , well im not master choda, so i leave when she does,
Later on i find her, but im sorta buzzed. She lights up when she see me is touching and stuff., but im not the same. I relying on stuff i said before and not shooting all over the place like before.My games not as crisp and i repeat some stuff. She says she already told me shes not gonna dance, i spin her. But im knocked back in my head. Some chode comes up and whispers in her ear.
Im not sure what do though in this situation, hes clearly only telling her something quick and about to leave. But im not talkin when hes doing it, so i look chode. If i blow him out its not really called for, so yeah. This sets dying , i know it, she says shes gonna find her friend
FUCK, that would of been epic success. To outcome dependent.
Set 4
Find these two super cuties, blow up in there face. Tell them im the best dancer in abilene and my name is inscribed on the wall of eternal awesome in the back of the bar. They are laughing. I ask one if she wants to dance ( way to early, but i semi drunk not master ninja sensei like earlier) she says shes awful. OMG HOW BOUT IF I WIN AT THUMB WAR YOUS DANCE. She agrees i win. Her friend is actually super into me. I should of gone for her. I claw rocket cutie to the floor. I show her some moves, i spit awesome game. Your gonna be my new gf blah blah blah. Its going amazing. Not enough tension though. At the end i ask her if she wants to get coffee sometimes, she says she has a boy friend, but is holding my hand sorta. I dont want to push it, she says im awesome. Im a sad :(. I loved her =P
Set 5
Find this astro cutie. Shes really hard to read because she has no personality at first. I get her laughing, show her some moves. Spit some random stuff. Im not being sexual enough anymore i think. Game just isnt as crisp. I find her later, and see if she wants to dance. She says shes tired, and i say thats okay and we can talk about fruit loops. She laughs, and opens up. I tell her im about to leave, but lets hang out sometimes. She is actually ethusiastic about it. Because i dont really look for IOIs or signs and just assume its on, i stayed in state and got the number. If i had been a IOI junkee this would of epic failed. Anyways i say we have to hold hands while she give me her number. I grab her hands and she flicks mine away....sigh.... she still keeps putting her number in though, but this is such a weak close
Set 6
Meet this tall latino hotty. Shes into me on the start. I take her on the dance floor and its on on on. Just confidence and NR and all the subtle ways that you come off as stud seal this deal.When we are dancing, i lift her up, she wrap her legs around me, and insta crazy dance floor makeout. Should of took this one home. Would of been really easy. I try and claw her to the pool area, but shes with her friends. She texted me later saying she wanted to hang out soon, soo hurray? I should of plowed more. She said she was sorry she didnt go with me, but he best friend from out of town in was and she couldnt just ditch her
POWER OUTAGE OMG
So a typhoon like storm hits abilene, the power goes out in the whole place and it gets like pitch black. This puts me in state lol. I run around the bar screaming the world is ending and flairing my arms around. I use the flashlight in my phone and put it up to girls faces and act like a fbi interogator. I get a insta number. I then run around and pick up girls and say THANK GOD I FOUND YOU, I THOUGHT I LOST YOUS FOREVERS! get two numbers doing this... lol...so much for game.
I find a lone girl by the bathroom and accuse her of being a creeper. I say catch me as I come out of the bathroom, she agree. This same routine gets me a pounce. But this time i push her against the wall and make out. I tell her to give me her number. She tells me she bar tends at chilis and i have to come see her. FUCK THAT. I say im banned from chilis nationwide. She still resist. We make out again, Then her bf walks up. He gets very mad and i tell him his gf is a good kisser as i fade into the darkness
My roomate grabs this manican they have in the corner and walks up to groups of girls and puts it behind them in the darkness. They turn around and freak out. Its hilarious
TOOOOO THE MULE AND WHY MY GF IS A HUGE COCK BLOCK, epic text convo
So we go to the other bar in the abilene thats semi big. The by shot girl im in love with works there. BUT earlier in the day my gf pulls a massive cock block. Shes actually friends with by shot girls GF, and she finds out ive been texting shotty. Shotty texts me asking if im seeing anyone, i say nope, but i know whats up and my heart sinks. Wanna know why read this text convo between me and shotty before she found out
Me: SHOTTY WHAT THE FUCK
Her:??
Me: how am i suppost to sex you in the bathroom at the mule and film it for our youtube video if your working behind the bar now. YOU OWE ME A MUFFIN
Her: Yess sry i was washing your clothes you brought home from the bar honey (we have this running joke that we are a horny married couple, AKA I PUT HER IN THE FUCKING ROLE BUBBLE YESH!)
Me: sugar bear you get me so hot and bothered sometimes. But you still owe me a muffin
Her: Oh i know booger butter
Me: so how we gonna do this muffin exchange
Her: idk you tell me
Me: Well we only really got two options. We can go on a super romantic date to starbucks and stare deeplyi into eachothers eyes as you buy me a muffin. .....Or i can just meet you at your house when you get off with some muffin mix, and fuck you
Her: I like plan B
Me:Cool whats your address
OMFG, im on the steps to heaven, and then my GF tell her why i want to fuck her, and that i probably just want to fuck her because i hate her GF. FUCK! Now shotty is mad at me, accuses me of being a two timing asshole (omg you just got done fucking your gf and your calling me bad) Anyways i think its pretty much game over
BUT i see her at the bar. And hit on her friend in front of her. Shotty grabs her friend(who likes me) and trys to blow me out. I pull shotty over and try and play repair man. I tell her i like her for her, some real cheesy chode shit. She kinda starts to melt though, she tells me shes not a lesbo shes just trying stuff out. I explain that my gf is insane and just a FB. I tell her i dont want to stop talking to her. She agrees. Please baby jesus let this end well. I need threesomes
Anyways i get shitfaced at this bar after this, tell corny jokes to HOT HOT BARTENDER, from the previous post. Flirt and there forth. The bar is empty and the whole staff knows me and my roomate, so we are like the center of attention. Its alot of fun. Good solid night
i also had a talk with my gf about not cock blocking me or im ending it. I think i love her, because she agreed. She still wont do threesomes though...you suck baby
What i did good
-met all my goals from the start of the night
-stayed sober at first
-laid some sick sick game, i was so fucking on at the start
What i did bad
-Gave into alcohol, but now i have more confidence sober
-Stopped meeting my goals
-Stopped being super sexual
-Had some AA when i was sober for a bit (lame)
- Didnt forsee my GFS cockblock when she was the one who actually informed me of shotties sexuality. I should of seen into the future here. STUPID STUPID. Id be picking up girls with shotty right now, but noooo alex. Hate my gf sometimes
Goals for next night out
Well im goin out tonight, but its my gfs bday so picking up should be very interesting. Her friends watch me like hawks when i go out so they will def start shit, even though shes told them she doesnt care if i fuck other people
-Improve on building tension
-Be more physical when im sober, im only captain make out and insta blow job when im drunk. Needs to change
-I want to be clawing alot more, like right when i meet a girl, under my arm boom
-Stay in sets longer, dont number close so fast, try and take it to the bathroom for some insta love
Wrap up
Okay so very textbook and solid night. Nothing to crazy, but alot i can learn because i stayed pretty sober. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Ill fix grammar later
Pls pray for my success with shotty tonight before you go to sleep
Lot of solid text book game tonight. I stay pretty much dead sober most of the night, have alot of success. Alot less shennanigans than my drunk FRs, but this is so much easier to learn from
So i go to my favorite country western club in town, Guitars and cadillacs. Its college night and the place is packed with minor college kids. I fucking hate minors in large packs, but what can you do. Im 22, and have some sick game at this club, so usually the chode 18 year old boys in there nice boots and cowboys hats eat my shit with zero resistance. Still the girls are really dumb and this is abilene and very very cliqueish. I go in about 9 pm, got about 3 hours of gamin ahead of me. I chill for a little bit, i kinda have cold feet, not used to being dead sober
GOALS FOR THE NIGHT
-Create tension
-Stay sober
-Dont rely on my amazing two stepping for to talk to girls. Talk to them for at least 5 min before dancing
-Give a super sexual vibe
Set 1
Solid 8.5 sitting near the bathroom with some frat chode. Okay i get frats at larger colleges, but this is fucking abilene. You go to a college with 3000 people, take your fucking polo and khakis shorts and dockers and get the fuck out of here you mindless fag.
So they are near the bathroom, I come up like a nuclear bomb. Super loud voice, BR tone. I ask him if he washed his hands, he smells like shit. (im not in a very nice mood tonight) he tries to say something witty back, but i instantly cut him out of the loop and turn to cutie mcbooty. He stands there for a sec then walks off. THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU , GO BACK TO YOUR CIRCLE OF GAY. You just got blown out by a guy in a 10 dollar dragon force t shirt
Anyyyyhooo =D, i tell the girl that its very predaristic to hang by the bathroom, i know shes just prowling for guys. She laughs and i tell her lets make this meeting natural. Your gonna creep on me when i come out of the bathroom. She agrees, i go in the bathroom, come back out. She pounces on me, its on.
We vibe. Im loving this sober shit, its a little bit harder to approach, but im like a machine gunner just rattling off crazy shit left and right. I can read her like a book.
I tell her i need a girl whose a champ at thumb war. This is such a easy way to escalate, ill explain
THE POWA OF THUMB WAR AND SLAPS
Thumb war
Okay right off the bat when you meet a girl, as your talking you can usually grab her hand and get into a rowdy game of thumb war. Tease her for having big thumbs or accuse her of cheating. Pull and yank her to some extent. Eventually one of you will win, but hey look at this! Your holding hands now. Comment on how nice it is or something, and swing her hands back and foreth. This can lead so many places
Slaps
Ever play that game where one person puts there palms up and the other puts there palms down upon them. The person on the bottom will try and flip their hands and slap the others, before the person on top can move them. I fucking suck at this game, but thats irrelevant. Hold your palms out when your talking to a girl and lead her into playing slap. If you miss, you switch places and so forth. Okay now as your doing this stare deep into her eyes and almost forget about slaps. This will lead to you holding both her hands. You can run with this or keep playing slaps. I really like to lock finger and spin her around and stuff.
These are such awesome ways to get touching going naturally right off the bat, especially if your still shy and new and dont want to be picking up and twirling girls around.
Another cool thing you can do if you win or she wins is get really excited and pick her up and twirl her around. Just keep touching after this. Get close to her face alot, create tension
BACK TO SET 1
So i turn thumb war into holding hands. I rattle off a bunch of random questions, Switching gears alot ( http://www.rsdwiki.com/index.php?title=Some_New_Attraction_Technology very good read). So im holding both her hands now, building this deep connections, forcing myself to fall in love with her. This is totally natural game, so there isnt so much to say beyond me spitting crazy game. SO important just to send so much sub concious stuff, deep eye contact and fucking confident as shit. Stay outside your head and it just comes.
I turn the holding hands into spinning her, i tell her im a dance teacher, i show her some of my crazy moves, shes impressed. (here this is such value giving, a good two stepper is a man beast) This is even cool to do at other types of clubs, just for some way to charge emotions
I ask her since we have such a bright future where are we goin on our first date. Shes like oooohhh i dono. I say im taking her giraffe riding at the zoo. She eats this up. I number close and we get really close. I go for the makeout , she resist but shes smiling and giggling. This is a fucking solid number close. I didnt get a makeout , but such rapport building and love bubbling leads to a day 2 90% of the time for me. SINCE MY TEXTN IS SO SICK
SET 2
Find this super hottie. Shes kinda scene girlish, beautiful eyes. I approach with my friend, he blows himself out. I stay in set, Deep eye contact, getting closer to her as i talk to her. NR voice creating tension. ( My big goal of the night) so im playing thumb wars with her. Again not drunk, so im on my feet just saying crazy shit. I tell her some weird shit i dont remember but because of of my frame she eats it up. I tell her im a billionaire and need a new assistant. I tell her im a dance teacher and i will give her free lessons. I take her on the dance floor and tear this shit up. Shes really bad, so i tell her we can slow dance like in high school.
I get super close to her and like start breathing on her neck. I pull back and give her a sweet lil ol kiss. Its on, i lose myself in her eyes, i pick her up and carry her around the dance floor because she sucks so bad. Solid number close. I tell her im going to buy her and I exotic white tigers and ride them through the streets of abilene. I really dig white tigers lol. I tell her im gonna flip her, get her freaking out, we are having a blast. We text later that night, i tell her shes buying me a muffin tommorow, the check is about to be mated.
This sober stuff is amazing, im fucking sharp as a katana.
SET 3
im in state so i let myself do some shots, i have faith i can still do well if im getting drunk since im on fire. This turns out to be a mistake. Ive found i have game if im 2 beers sober, or shitfaced. No in betweens, which is where i get.
Okay so i approach this 10. Super confident in her face, hi my name is alex.( im finding this is like the best opener ever, i never get blown out, girls always super receptive) i say this so loud like her friends come up to meet me. The guys in the group are like wow, one even whispers in my ear that the friends thinks im hot, go for her. I stick with the 10. Shes fucking cool. I start talking about lizards (hi tim) she says she hates them (shit test) i act super upset. I say i saw her, and i knew she was for me, but now im not so sure, we will never be together. Her and her friends are dying laughing. I ask if shes a good dancer, she has huge heels on, super hot. Shes touching me, and stuff. Im sorta nervous to escalate with her since shes so hot, but i whip out the old thumb war. Accuse her of cheating, blah blah. Her friend comes up and say they lost debby or something. 10 looks sad, she tells me to stay right there. Okay , well im not master choda, so i leave when she does,
Later on i find her, but im sorta buzzed. She lights up when she see me is touching and stuff., but im not the same. I relying on stuff i said before and not shooting all over the place like before.My games not as crisp and i repeat some stuff. She says she already told me shes not gonna dance, i spin her. But im knocked back in my head. Some chode comes up and whispers in her ear.
Im not sure what do though in this situation, hes clearly only telling her something quick and about to leave. But im not talkin when hes doing it, so i look chode. If i blow him out its not really called for, so yeah. This sets dying , i know it, she says shes gonna find her friend
FUCK, that would of been epic success. To outcome dependent.
Set 4
Find these two super cuties, blow up in there face. Tell them im the best dancer in abilene and my name is inscribed on the wall of eternal awesome in the back of the bar. They are laughing. I ask one if she wants to dance ( way to early, but i semi drunk not master ninja sensei like earlier) she says shes awful. OMG HOW BOUT IF I WIN AT THUMB WAR YOUS DANCE. She agrees i win. Her friend is actually super into me. I should of gone for her. I claw rocket cutie to the floor. I show her some moves, i spit awesome game. Your gonna be my new gf blah blah blah. Its going amazing. Not enough tension though. At the end i ask her if she wants to get coffee sometimes, she says she has a boy friend, but is holding my hand sorta. I dont want to push it, she says im awesome. Im a sad :(. I loved her =P
Set 5
Find this astro cutie. Shes really hard to read because she has no personality at first. I get her laughing, show her some moves. Spit some random stuff. Im not being sexual enough anymore i think. Game just isnt as crisp. I find her later, and see if she wants to dance. She says shes tired, and i say thats okay and we can talk about fruit loops. She laughs, and opens up. I tell her im about to leave, but lets hang out sometimes. She is actually ethusiastic about it. Because i dont really look for IOIs or signs and just assume its on, i stayed in state and got the number. If i had been a IOI junkee this would of epic failed. Anyways i say we have to hold hands while she give me her number. I grab her hands and she flicks mine away....sigh.... she still keeps putting her number in though, but this is such a weak close
Set 6
Meet this tall latino hotty. Shes into me on the start. I take her on the dance floor and its on on on. Just confidence and NR and all the subtle ways that you come off as stud seal this deal.When we are dancing, i lift her up, she wrap her legs around me, and insta crazy dance floor makeout. Should of took this one home. Would of been really easy. I try and claw her to the pool area, but shes with her friends. She texted me later saying she wanted to hang out soon, soo hurray? I should of plowed more. She said she was sorry she didnt go with me, but he best friend from out of town in was and she couldnt just ditch her
POWER OUTAGE OMG
So a typhoon like storm hits abilene, the power goes out in the whole place and it gets like pitch black. This puts me in state lol. I run around the bar screaming the world is ending and flairing my arms around. I use the flashlight in my phone and put it up to girls faces and act like a fbi interogator. I get a insta number. I then run around and pick up girls and say THANK GOD I FOUND YOU, I THOUGHT I LOST YOUS FOREVERS! get two numbers doing this... lol...so much for game.
I find a lone girl by the bathroom and accuse her of being a creeper. I say catch me as I come out of the bathroom, she agree. This same routine gets me a pounce. But this time i push her against the wall and make out. I tell her to give me her number. She tells me she bar tends at chilis and i have to come see her. FUCK THAT. I say im banned from chilis nationwide. She still resist. We make out again, Then her bf walks up. He gets very mad and i tell him his gf is a good kisser as i fade into the darkness
My roomate grabs this manican they have in the corner and walks up to groups of girls and puts it behind them in the darkness. They turn around and freak out. Its hilarious
TOOOOO THE MULE AND WHY MY GF IS A HUGE COCK BLOCK, epic text convo
So we go to the other bar in the abilene thats semi big. The by shot girl im in love with works there. BUT earlier in the day my gf pulls a massive cock block. Shes actually friends with by shot girls GF, and she finds out ive been texting shotty. Shotty texts me asking if im seeing anyone, i say nope, but i know whats up and my heart sinks. Wanna know why read this text convo between me and shotty before she found out
Me: SHOTTY WHAT THE FUCK
Her:??
Me: how am i suppost to sex you in the bathroom at the mule and film it for our youtube video if your working behind the bar now. YOU OWE ME A MUFFIN
Her: Yess sry i was washing your clothes you brought home from the bar honey (we have this running joke that we are a horny married couple, AKA I PUT HER IN THE FUCKING ROLE BUBBLE YESH!)
Me: sugar bear you get me so hot and bothered sometimes. But you still owe me a muffin
Her: Oh i know booger butter
Me: so how we gonna do this muffin exchange
Her: idk you tell me
Me: Well we only really got two options. We can go on a super romantic date to starbucks and stare deeplyi into eachothers eyes as you buy me a muffin. .....Or i can just meet you at your house when you get off with some muffin mix, and fuck you
Her: I like plan B
Me:Cool whats your address
OMFG, im on the steps to heaven, and then my GF tell her why i want to fuck her, and that i probably just want to fuck her because i hate her GF. FUCK! Now shotty is mad at me, accuses me of being a two timing asshole (omg you just got done fucking your gf and your calling me bad) Anyways i think its pretty much game over
BUT i see her at the bar. And hit on her friend in front of her. Shotty grabs her friend(who likes me) and trys to blow me out. I pull shotty over and try and play repair man. I tell her i like her for her, some real cheesy chode shit. She kinda starts to melt though, she tells me shes not a lesbo shes just trying stuff out. I explain that my gf is insane and just a FB. I tell her i dont want to stop talking to her. She agrees. Please baby jesus let this end well. I need threesomes
Anyways i get shitfaced at this bar after this, tell corny jokes to HOT HOT BARTENDER, from the previous post. Flirt and there forth. The bar is empty and the whole staff knows me and my roomate, so we are like the center of attention. Its alot of fun. Good solid night
i also had a talk with my gf about not cock blocking me or im ending it. I think i love her, because she agreed. She still wont do threesomes though...you suck baby
What i did good
-met all my goals from the start of the night
-stayed sober at first
-laid some sick sick game, i was so fucking on at the start
What i did bad
-Gave into alcohol, but now i have more confidence sober
-Stopped meeting my goals
-Stopped being super sexual
-Had some AA when i was sober for a bit (lame)
- Didnt forsee my GFS cockblock when she was the one who actually informed me of shotties sexuality. I should of seen into the future here. STUPID STUPID. Id be picking up girls with shotty right now, but noooo alex. Hate my gf sometimes
Goals for next night out
Well im goin out tonight, but its my gfs bday so picking up should be very interesting. Her friends watch me like hawks when i go out so they will def start shit, even though shes told them she doesnt care if i fuck other people
-Improve on building tension
-Be more physical when im sober, im only captain make out and insta blow job when im drunk. Needs to change
-I want to be clawing alot more, like right when i meet a girl, under my arm boom
-Stay in sets longer, dont number close so fast, try and take it to the bathroom for some insta love
Wrap up
Okay so very textbook and solid night. Nothing to crazy, but alot i can learn because i stayed pretty sober. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Ill fix grammar later
Pls pray for my success with shotty tonight before you go to sleep
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This really clicked, if i can get a girl to want to have sex on the first night, im pretty sure i can get alot more solid girls to mooky mooky with, some of them are bound to be cool monagamous gfs. Which is my end goal. Im just gonna be a shit load more careful than i used to be.
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