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yes. edward with the fucking V NECK is crucial my son. this is glorious. jeffy stamp of approval.
Moar escalation. REAL BONERS, not "kino."
Beastmode, faggot.
Moar escalation. REAL BONERS, not "kino."
Beastmode, faggot.
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Thanks jeffy,
Fucking loved 9 ball. I had just finished a part in the book relating to the blinky shirt. Really inspired this and multiple other revelations.
By the way i actually did tell a girl i have a basketball court in my house to get her to come home with me one night, and she actually got REALLY fucking upset when i didnt....lol
Probably gonna try and creep into one of your boot camps when I can get the time and money.
Fucking loved 9 ball. I had just finished a part in the book relating to the blinky shirt. Really inspired this and multiple other revelations.
By the way i actually did tell a girl i have a basketball court in my house to get her to come home with me one night, and she actually got REALLY fucking upset when i didnt....lol
Probably gonna try and creep into one of your boot camps when I can get the time and money.
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I tell her im a billionair and im going to buy her a house and fill it with exotic animals. I tell her i want to take her giraffe back riding in the amazon. You catch my drift. She laughing. Cool
I need to start doing stuff like this again, i've become so too mundane lately out at night
haha, love the t-shirts
I like how i spelled billionaire =D
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Field Report. Happy Yogurt Hand Jobs and Mega Blow outs And dragon force t shirts
August 26th 2010
Hey guys, 2nd field report on here enjoy
So im in college station again. I dont think in have properly explained how bad my permanent living place is for pick up though so i will now. I currently am a firefighter in Abilene Teas. There are 3 colleges there that combine have a student population of maybe 5-7 thousand, maybe. The biggest of these colleges being a super christian church of christ college.
On top of this there is only 2 clubs in town that a white guy can comfortably operate in, that close at MIDNIGHT, yes midnight. Fucking churches make sure that this does not become a fun college town. On top of this the clubs our both in the middle of nothing, so a quick venue change is not a option. The clubs are also very low energy, so id compare approaches there more to day game than anything else. The hardest part of all though is when i go out i see the same people and am recongnized alot. Relentless escalation and borderline insane sexual tactics are not really a option because i have not perfected them yet, and if i fail enough with them here, i will become labeled as that creepy guy at the bar, which i sorta already am lol, but i play it very cool so i get away with it. Sadly enough though i have to stick to playing semi nice and not being to outrageous so im not black labeled
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
My work schedule is VERY lenient so i travel to college station and austin a shit load. This is where i try all my crazy shit and basically go insane. with out further ado my field report
MAJOR learning experience tonight. I show up in CS(college station, or location for A&M in texas) around 10 pm, enter my friends house during a party and surprise all of them. I then begin to get very drunk. This night overall was very hard as i found myself being a value taker ALOT. The only reason i found some amount of success was because i could band aid it with alot of experience.
I start being loud at the party, alpha and so forth, and i have this reputation here so its not hard to do it. Im failing at things im usually amazing at though like charming people and spiking energy because it is not me being myself when im doing this, more so me doing a impression of what people expect from me when i come down. I still manage to have fun. End up walking around the party with a wife beater that says virgin rapist on the back and getting multiple pictures of me choking chicks, because that was my thing for the night apparently. I get pretty drunk and we go to northgate (like the 6th street or major party location in CS). I dawn one of my favorite dragon force t shirts and go out to have a good night
Northgate, The Drink, concert Silly cover band
I start off like a nuclear fucking bomb oddly enough. FIrst girl i approach I just TIM approach (hi my name is alex, your cute) and just basically improv and escalate HARD. Makeout within about a minute. Shes pretty cute. I do this alot here, and my friend have started to think of me as some god because making out with a girl you just met at the bar is so far out of their reality.
Anyways super escalation after the make out. Slam her against a wall , feel up, make sure friend are watching for comical sake. Basic game after this. I ask her if shes ever been to Happy Yogurt, which is a place that serves amazing egg rolls (ironic) across the street from this bar. She says no and i tell her WE MUST GO.
Side Note about happy yogurt
When i come to cs i freqeunt this bar called The Drink, used to be called martini street. This yogurt shop has become sort of a staple with me not only because it has AMAZING egg rolls, but because there is a nook behind it where it is super easy to pull girls and do horrible things with them. I have pulled a total of 4 girls to this spot and gotten sexual favors using the routine presented above. Its quite fun
back to report
I omega claw her behind to my spot and put her hand down my pants, hand job ensues , chronic makeout, dirty talk. Im drunk and really dont have much game tonight at all, so im not as witty as i usually am which is fucking wierd because my game is usually a 10 in CS. She tells she has to get back to her friend, and we have to exchange numbers. We do, but i really have no plans to contact this girl.
After this shit goes down hill. Meet a girl that ive been talking to alot, goes pretty bad. I am so out of state to and a total value taker, i really only have physical game, but girls are able to smell that im not on and not being totally myself like i usually am. I escalate with her, make out a bit, but cant get a real hook. It sucks because i truly like this girl, and am not congruent to the guy i have been around her. Lose it basically
I approach, approach approach and approach. I also plow plow plow and plow. Overall learning experience from sets of the night is that I HAVE TO be coming from a good place when i approach. I have the completely wrong mind set and on top of that am drunk and not in state. I cant gun out improv stuff well enough and i have forgotten alot of my fall back routines. My openers are fucking solid, but after that im basically like "SHIT, hey anyways lets try and make out because i dont have much to say". Get about 3 make outs, but really am disappointed because they are so low energy.
Few sets that are worth talking about and learning from
1. 4 set group of girls
Approach. Because of my experience im able to fake a shit load of energy. Goes amazingly well. These girls are all 8s and 9s to. I use a opener i came up with where i say my friend just told me ever since i got a girlfriend i have zero game, i need them all to be all over me to show him up.
Lame i know. But because of state, this shit has worked before and i have gotten me and my friends some very fun results. But im not in state right now and coming from a super value taker mind set, even though i got the energy, it just doesnt fly. The girls act shocked that i have a gf and that is basically the end of the set. Im drunk and out of state so cant pop back anything witty.
This kinda sets the mood for alot of sets, good opening lil escalation then lack of congruence and not a blow out, but no real success either
2.1 set, girl
Funny lil set. Approach, have nothing at all cool to say and just escalate. Goes well, claw to dance floor. Make out, push against wall. Really have no state though and she says she has to go back to friends. I delay it for a little by being alpha and saying no, but i sense the set is lost and decide to move on
State and congruence is so important. Self is always coming through.
Thoughts
Fuck, those were only the real 2 sets i can really vividly remember or think are worth recapping. Rest of the night is mostly same show. I open, goes wells and then am just lacking IT. My game is usually superb at these bars because in Abilene i am so used to opening low energy sets and blowing them up. Here the girls are already in state to some extent so they match my energy right off the back leading to easy escalation and it just flows.
Not so much tonight though, i just dont have the pow pow pow follow ups that i normally do and the girls just sense it. Depressing but a great learning experience. My past experience nets me a very dirty experience outside the bar and multiple make outs, but i dont have that much fun doing it which is so fucking huge to me, im more like a pick up robot neil style (such a fucking fag by the way)
Wrap up
a good night on paper, but not to great mentally
Things i did good
-Escalated fucking hard on alot of sets
-Opened amazing
-Approached and plowed when super out of state
-Performed textbook pick up. Was able to band aid my shitty mental state with pure references and experience, which is kinda cool to me
Things i did bad
-Getting drunk and being out of state fucking sucks so hard. Not only are you not congruent, but you cant pull your stuff out of stuff if your not in state because you cant think fast or well enough
-Being more about pick up then having fun. HUGE. Getting make outs and handys are great, but i was not self amusing like usual. This is really what im all about. I have 2 gfs so i can get laid when i need to, so im not to outcome dependent since i dont really enjoy one nighters. I HAVE TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF, or its just not a good night
-Value taking, and giving my power away. Girls just sense it and turn off
-All intent and no state. Tim talked about this alot in FN. I was never creepy, but not really a sex worthy guy
What i need to work on
-Creating a sexual mood. I really must work on laser eyes and creating tension, im opening and just running a dead end set sexually ALOT
-Having fun
-Not drinking. I got two nights left in cs. I really come here to see my friends and party with them, so that takes priority to pick up. BUT one of these next 2 nights i want to try going to a high energy club and being dead sober. I might not get in state as fast, but i really think ill be able to pick up and see so much more about whats goin on in interaction. Not sure if this a good thing, because it will almost be pickup robot style for me, but i wanna try it.
Funny ass shit
So as usual i found myself doing some really weird shit when i got pretty drunk at the end of the night. I ended up jumping out a moving car and pretty much barrel rolling in front of the bar we went to. A bouncer saw me and was like WTFBBQ! But then he noticed my dragonforce shirt and we air guitared and made odd noises.
I went in the bar and told them im alex b_____ and i dont have to pay because i know everyone. This worked and got me and a few girls in....fucking retard door girls lol.
When the band started singing dont stop beleiving by Journey, i attempted to climb on stage and steal the mic from the lead singer of the band. At first he was like OH YEAH YOU ROCK DUDE, and put the mic to my mouth. What came out of my mouth next was series of moans that slightly resembled JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT. He quickly took the mic away and was like WTF are you doing dude. I took this as a cue to eject
A man was eating pizza on the street. He set his pizza box down and looked away....When he turned back his pizza was gone.... I had pizza however =D
I got about 50 egg rolls from happy yogurt at the end of the night and walked around the street in front of the bar feeding strangers.
Closing thoughts
Gonna go out and just have fun tonight. What happens happens, not gonna focus on forcing pick up and just going to let it flow like normal
Huzzah.
By the way guys, check out my forum if your from texas
TexasPUA.proboards.com
(pics soon)
By the way
OMG TWILIGHT SHIRT
August 26th 2010
Hey guys, 2nd field report on here enjoy
So im in college station again. I dont think in have properly explained how bad my permanent living place is for pick up though so i will now. I currently am a firefighter in Abilene Teas. There are 3 colleges there that combine have a student population of maybe 5-7 thousand, maybe. The biggest of these colleges being a super christian church of christ college.
On top of this there is only 2 clubs in town that a white guy can comfortably operate in, that close at MIDNIGHT, yes midnight. Fucking churches make sure that this does not become a fun college town. On top of this the clubs our both in the middle of nothing, so a quick venue change is not a option. The clubs are also very low energy, so id compare approaches there more to day game than anything else. The hardest part of all though is when i go out i see the same people and am recongnized alot. Relentless escalation and borderline insane sexual tactics are not really a option because i have not perfected them yet, and if i fail enough with them here, i will become labeled as that creepy guy at the bar, which i sorta already am lol, but i play it very cool so i get away with it. Sadly enough though i have to stick to playing semi nice and not being to outrageous so im not black labeled
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
My work schedule is VERY lenient so i travel to college station and austin a shit load. This is where i try all my crazy shit and basically go insane. with out further ado my field report
MAJOR learning experience tonight. I show up in CS(college station, or location for A&M in texas) around 10 pm, enter my friends house during a party and surprise all of them. I then begin to get very drunk. This night overall was very hard as i found myself being a value taker ALOT. The only reason i found some amount of success was because i could band aid it with alot of experience.
I start being loud at the party, alpha and so forth, and i have this reputation here so its not hard to do it. Im failing at things im usually amazing at though like charming people and spiking energy because it is not me being myself when im doing this, more so me doing a impression of what people expect from me when i come down. I still manage to have fun. End up walking around the party with a wife beater that says virgin rapist on the back and getting multiple pictures of me choking chicks, because that was my thing for the night apparently. I get pretty drunk and we go to northgate (like the 6th street or major party location in CS). I dawn one of my favorite dragon force t shirts and go out to have a good night
Northgate, The Drink, concert Silly cover band
I start off like a nuclear fucking bomb oddly enough. FIrst girl i approach I just TIM approach (hi my name is alex, your cute) and just basically improv and escalate HARD. Makeout within about a minute. Shes pretty cute. I do this alot here, and my friend have started to think of me as some god because making out with a girl you just met at the bar is so far out of their reality.
Anyways super escalation after the make out. Slam her against a wall , feel up, make sure friend are watching for comical sake. Basic game after this. I ask her if shes ever been to Happy Yogurt, which is a place that serves amazing egg rolls (ironic) across the street from this bar. She says no and i tell her WE MUST GO.
Side Note about happy yogurt
When i come to cs i freqeunt this bar called The Drink, used to be called martini street. This yogurt shop has become sort of a staple with me not only because it has AMAZING egg rolls, but because there is a nook behind it where it is super easy to pull girls and do horrible things with them. I have pulled a total of 4 girls to this spot and gotten sexual favors using the routine presented above. Its quite fun
back to report
I omega claw her behind to my spot and put her hand down my pants, hand job ensues , chronic makeout, dirty talk. Im drunk and really dont have much game tonight at all, so im not as witty as i usually am which is fucking wierd because my game is usually a 10 in CS. She tells she has to get back to her friend, and we have to exchange numbers. We do, but i really have no plans to contact this girl.
After this shit goes down hill. Meet a girl that ive been talking to alot, goes pretty bad. I am so out of state to and a total value taker, i really only have physical game, but girls are able to smell that im not on and not being totally myself like i usually am. I escalate with her, make out a bit, but cant get a real hook. It sucks because i truly like this girl, and am not congruent to the guy i have been around her. Lose it basically
I approach, approach approach and approach. I also plow plow plow and plow. Overall learning experience from sets of the night is that I HAVE TO be coming from a good place when i approach. I have the completely wrong mind set and on top of that am drunk and not in state. I cant gun out improv stuff well enough and i have forgotten alot of my fall back routines. My openers are fucking solid, but after that im basically like "SHIT, hey anyways lets try and make out because i dont have much to say". Get about 3 make outs, but really am disappointed because they are so low energy.
Few sets that are worth talking about and learning from
1. 4 set group of girls
Approach. Because of my experience im able to fake a shit load of energy. Goes amazingly well. These girls are all 8s and 9s to. I use a opener i came up with where i say my friend just told me ever since i got a girlfriend i have zero game, i need them all to be all over me to show him up.
Lame i know. But because of state, this shit has worked before and i have gotten me and my friends some very fun results. But im not in state right now and coming from a super value taker mind set, even though i got the energy, it just doesnt fly. The girls act shocked that i have a gf and that is basically the end of the set. Im drunk and out of state so cant pop back anything witty.
This kinda sets the mood for alot of sets, good opening lil escalation then lack of congruence and not a blow out, but no real success either
2.1 set, girl
Funny lil set. Approach, have nothing at all cool to say and just escalate. Goes well, claw to dance floor. Make out, push against wall. Really have no state though and she says she has to go back to friends. I delay it for a little by being alpha and saying no, but i sense the set is lost and decide to move on
State and congruence is so important. Self is always coming through.
Thoughts
Fuck, those were only the real 2 sets i can really vividly remember or think are worth recapping. Rest of the night is mostly same show. I open, goes wells and then am just lacking IT. My game is usually superb at these bars because in Abilene i am so used to opening low energy sets and blowing them up. Here the girls are already in state to some extent so they match my energy right off the back leading to easy escalation and it just flows.
Not so much tonight though, i just dont have the pow pow pow follow ups that i normally do and the girls just sense it. Depressing but a great learning experience. My past experience nets me a very dirty experience outside the bar and multiple make outs, but i dont have that much fun doing it which is so fucking huge to me, im more like a pick up robot neil style (such a fucking fag by the way)
Wrap up
a good night on paper, but not to great mentally
Things i did good
-Escalated fucking hard on alot of sets
-Opened amazing
-Approached and plowed when super out of state
-Performed textbook pick up. Was able to band aid my shitty mental state with pure references and experience, which is kinda cool to me
Things i did bad
-Getting drunk and being out of state fucking sucks so hard. Not only are you not congruent, but you cant pull your stuff out of stuff if your not in state because you cant think fast or well enough
-Being more about pick up then having fun. HUGE. Getting make outs and handys are great, but i was not self amusing like usual. This is really what im all about. I have 2 gfs so i can get laid when i need to, so im not to outcome dependent since i dont really enjoy one nighters. I HAVE TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF, or its just not a good night
-Value taking, and giving my power away. Girls just sense it and turn off
-All intent and no state. Tim talked about this alot in FN. I was never creepy, but not really a sex worthy guy
What i need to work on
-Creating a sexual mood. I really must work on laser eyes and creating tension, im opening and just running a dead end set sexually ALOT
-Having fun
-Not drinking. I got two nights left in cs. I really come here to see my friends and party with them, so that takes priority to pick up. BUT one of these next 2 nights i want to try going to a high energy club and being dead sober. I might not get in state as fast, but i really think ill be able to pick up and see so much more about whats goin on in interaction. Not sure if this a good thing, because it will almost be pickup robot style for me, but i wanna try it.
Funny ass shit
So as usual i found myself doing some really weird shit when i got pretty drunk at the end of the night. I ended up jumping out a moving car and pretty much barrel rolling in front of the bar we went to. A bouncer saw me and was like WTFBBQ! But then he noticed my dragonforce shirt and we air guitared and made odd noises.
I went in the bar and told them im alex b_____ and i dont have to pay because i know everyone. This worked and got me and a few girls in....fucking retard door girls lol.
When the band started singing dont stop beleiving by Journey, i attempted to climb on stage and steal the mic from the lead singer of the band. At first he was like OH YEAH YOU ROCK DUDE, and put the mic to my mouth. What came out of my mouth next was series of moans that slightly resembled JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT. He quickly took the mic away and was like WTF are you doing dude. I took this as a cue to eject
A man was eating pizza on the street. He set his pizza box down and looked away....When he turned back his pizza was gone.... I had pizza however =D
I got about 50 egg rolls from happy yogurt at the end of the night and walked around the street in front of the bar feeding strangers.
Closing thoughts
Gonna go out and just have fun tonight. What happens happens, not gonna focus on forcing pick up and just going to let it flow like normal
Huzzah.
By the way guys, check out my forum if your from texas
TexasPUA.proboards.com
(pics soon)
By the way
OMG TWILIGHT SHIRT
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Learned alot this night and feel that alot of people could learn from it to so hurray here you go.
Last nigt in College station. The night before i meant to pick up, ended up getting so wasted that i picked up fat girls in my twilight shirt, humped managers of bars, threw shots i ordered in bars all over the place (1 exception being my mouth) and ended up at a party with roided up bouncer that apparently were about to throw me out of the club until i complimented there biceps about 12 times....hurray.
Tonight i decide to go sober and actually practice. There is so much solid textbook game that goes on tonight, and very diffrent than my usual insanity based drag to dumpster claw master alpha god glory deluxe gundam wing idiot style of game. Im gonna try and cut out alot of the OMG BITCHES AND HOES type of field reporting that so many guys post on here and try and make them clear so people can learn and give better feedback
This was about hour long night, was out very long
Location 1 Daisy Dukes
Place is fucking packed, i go in with one friend in tow. None of my friends here are in the reality that approaching girls for shits and giggles is fun so im pretty much a solo act, which 90% of the time i am so hurray. Ive got a very solid calm state goin on right now, which is just as powerful
Set 1, 1 girl
Opening set of the night right when i go in. Girl looks okay from a distance, not to hot. I open with Have you ever made out with a hobo, she just acts bitchy and stuck up straight away. I really try and make my opening sets for total self amusement. I know why the girl is acting like this and just feel bad for her, im probably the only guy all night that talked to her, and she looked like she was having a miserable time , way to better your odd girl :P. Anyways shes being a troll, so i decide to plow to further losen myself up. Demand she tells me jokes, tell her why i think hobos are good kissers and tell her i own 22 giraffes and id like to sell her one. The fact that none of this even make her smile show how determined she is to stay in her negative reality
I finally tell her if she gives me a single high five, i will leave. She refuses this over and over and i just give up and leave.
I actually really wanted to just break this girl out of her mundane state so she could have fun, i really sympathize with how she was probably feeling at the time. Sometimes using our weapons of state spiking powers to cheer people up and get them in a great state is such a good thing guys, regardless if we bone the girl or not
Set 2, 2 girls, group of guys
Walk up, poke her on the shoulder. She turns, boom, full on with confident My name is alex, thought you were adorable. Guys are pretty much a non factor, they dont do much and i pretty much focus on the girl, dont have to do any disarming. Strong Eye contact, NR tone, straight confidence basically seals this up right off the bat making it textbook. Talk for a little bit, isolate to dance floor, easy makeout after about 1 min 30. Pull off dance floor, make out, pull away as it peaks. Talk more, solid number close because im out tonight to practice my sticking points. Not spend all night goin for a pull.
Set 3, Group of girls
Approach, do the ozzie hip bump on the girl, she responds. Goes well and its off. Again just basic tone, not taking value and so many things that are stressed here, seal it within the first few seconds. This set goes extremely weird though. I take her out to two step and we are in a good state, theres alot of attraction. But we are getting smashed into left and right and the music just gets so fucking loud that i cant really pump her state using vocal game. I eventually lean in and tell her to Cut it out. She is like Wait What? I tell her to stop being so flirty or im gonna have trouble stopping myself from kissing her. I let this sink in, eyes lock, grab her face, make out. But after that the state like dropped, most because i just got so knocked out of state from the dance floor.
Lesson learned. Dont stay on a packed two stepping dance floor. Escalate and get stuff goin before country dancing since there isnt to much escalation you can do out there
Set 4
Super hottie walks by after i get done dancing with a super hotty, high five alex. I really wanted to make out with the initial super hotty, but shes a friend to some extent and friends with all my friends. I really really try not to shit where i eat because if you creep a little to hard on someone you see alot, it can get a little awkward. So cold game>social cirlce game almost to a extent
ANYWAYS, i claw super hotty. She super responsive. Again basic confidence and my mind set get this done. Lock hands with her, get close, not really saying anything real important or crazily cool, just my tone that is making it work. Shes in a huge rush to find her friends though. Begins to walk away, i claw her back and say Wait you cant do that to me. She says why, i say Because i love you. Gets a pretty good response. I could of done so much more here, but im sorta out of state. Ends up walking away smiling at me but i lose her in the crown
Funny Set
At the bar ordering shots. Girl is next to me, we are kinda making eye contact. I put my arm around her and tell her i love her. Shes confused at first, im totally unreactive, So she snaps to my reality and tells me she loves me to. Makeout in 13 seconds. I then finish ordering shots and get her number and walk away. Sillyness
Set 6
Im outside and i see this beutiful girl standing by herself. Im not to good at on the late night street game, dont get to practice it to much because of where i live, but tonight i found its alot like day game. I walk up confident and tell her she lookds adorable i had to meet her. Confident eye contact, vibe, play thumb war, hold hands a little.
Lol my friends are starting to be like, seriously fucking again. Because of my constant approaching they are almost like CMON we have shit to do STOP! My friend walks up and is like REALLY. I ignore totally and say look im gonna have to go soon give me your numbers, shes like oh yeah def. My friends is just staring at this because i think its either very entertaining or weird to them that i can do this, since i used to be horrible with women.
Very solid close. She then askes me where im from, turns out we both went to the same high school. This commonality really boosts the interaction. Like jeffy has literated many times, commonalities can take a ho hum interaction and make it on. I really learned this here, and i really plan on incorperating finding them as a constant part of my game.
Set 7
See another amazinly cute girl. Hesitate to approach, but realize how stupid that is and do it anways. Its a group of girls, i walk up and basic Hi your freakishly cute (push pull opener i use alot, mixed with timishness) i had to meet you. Loud NR tone, confident, sells me off that bat. I instantly noticed im the spectacle of her and her friends, but her friend are building up to a phase of blocking. I counter this by saying i know this is kinda out of no where but i had to meet her (i find being apologetic even though its against THE BASIC OMG RULES, works if your not being a value taker, using NR tone, and still being very confident and non reactive) they sorta accept this and i follow up with a lil teasing such as Wow you kinda look like im gonna hit you, dont worry your safe! booga booga. They laugh i introduce myself, and i move back to the cutie (all of them are very gorgeus girls though)
She askes me what i do and i tell her im a traveling austrailian magician and need a assistant. She seems eager as i make her say things like a aussie, shes actually pretty good. I tell her to be my assistant she will have to follow me around in a kangaroo costumes and say things like CRIKEY alot. Shes agrees giggling. I tell her the reason i talked to her is because i could tell she would be a super sexy kangaroo.
She is my favorite lil kangaroo lol
We are vibing, my friends are about to leave, and the same friend comes up again and is dumb founded as im getting this girls number, literally say out loud Really alex...... I had told the girl i really have no time to talk , but i want to see you again, give me your number. She actually tell me to definitley give her a call.
Wrap up
Okay so tonight wasnt my usual crazy shennanigans and it was cool because i still had alot of success. The numbers that i got were all very solid, day 2 are pretty much on, especially the two from the street. Those sets were just pure confidence and laid back vibing and they were eager to see me again. Only were about 5 min sets to. Those were huge successes for me and great teachers because i learned i dont have to be fucking goin ape and over the top alpha CLAW CLAW CLAW. to get what i want.
At the same time i think in alot of my sets im not getting the girls to the point where they are like GOSH I MUST FUCKETH NOW! Since my goal is not one night stands, but days two leading prolonged fuck buddy hood, i think that may be why. But i know that if you can get a girl to that point, she will be even more receptive to day twos and less likely to flake. So i need to do that more
Good things
-Just solid confident textbook game won the night. you dont have to be OMG I MUST FUCK, OMG WHIP MY DICK OUT ALL YOU SLUTS AND BITCHES all the time to get girls.
- Completely unreactive, not outcome oriented. I never am anymore though, im just trying to get better, every brick every brick
- Did all this in about a hour. If i had been out for 4.....lol yeah
Negatives
-at the same time OMG SUCK MY DICK MAKE OUT YE WHORES attitude can still be a very good thing. There were some instance where i should of followed up with that ESPECIALLY in the club where you cant talk so much and the pick up requires energy and physical game
-Was hesitant to approach out on the street alot, very illogical.
Not the most OMG insane FR, but i really liked this night, gave me amazing references
-Alexander
(ill fix grammar later)
Learned alot this night and feel that alot of people could learn from it to so hurray here you go.
Last nigt in College station. The night before i meant to pick up, ended up getting so wasted that i picked up fat girls in my twilight shirt, humped managers of bars, threw shots i ordered in bars all over the place (1 exception being my mouth) and ended up at a party with roided up bouncer that apparently were about to throw me out of the club until i complimented there biceps about 12 times....hurray.
Tonight i decide to go sober and actually practice. There is so much solid textbook game that goes on tonight, and very diffrent than my usual insanity based drag to dumpster claw master alpha god glory deluxe gundam wing idiot style of game. Im gonna try and cut out alot of the OMG BITCHES AND HOES type of field reporting that so many guys post on here and try and make them clear so people can learn and give better feedback
This was about hour long night, was out very long
Location 1 Daisy Dukes
Place is fucking packed, i go in with one friend in tow. None of my friends here are in the reality that approaching girls for shits and giggles is fun so im pretty much a solo act, which 90% of the time i am so hurray. Ive got a very solid calm state goin on right now, which is just as powerful
Set 1, 1 girl
Opening set of the night right when i go in. Girl looks okay from a distance, not to hot. I open with Have you ever made out with a hobo, she just acts bitchy and stuck up straight away. I really try and make my opening sets for total self amusement. I know why the girl is acting like this and just feel bad for her, im probably the only guy all night that talked to her, and she looked like she was having a miserable time , way to better your odd girl :P. Anyways shes being a troll, so i decide to plow to further losen myself up. Demand she tells me jokes, tell her why i think hobos are good kissers and tell her i own 22 giraffes and id like to sell her one. The fact that none of this even make her smile show how determined she is to stay in her negative reality
I finally tell her if she gives me a single high five, i will leave. She refuses this over and over and i just give up and leave.
I actually really wanted to just break this girl out of her mundane state so she could have fun, i really sympathize with how she was probably feeling at the time. Sometimes using our weapons of state spiking powers to cheer people up and get them in a great state is such a good thing guys, regardless if we bone the girl or not
Set 2, 2 girls, group of guys
Walk up, poke her on the shoulder. She turns, boom, full on with confident My name is alex, thought you were adorable. Guys are pretty much a non factor, they dont do much and i pretty much focus on the girl, dont have to do any disarming. Strong Eye contact, NR tone, straight confidence basically seals this up right off the bat making it textbook. Talk for a little bit, isolate to dance floor, easy makeout after about 1 min 30. Pull off dance floor, make out, pull away as it peaks. Talk more, solid number close because im out tonight to practice my sticking points. Not spend all night goin for a pull.
Set 3, Group of girls
Approach, do the ozzie hip bump on the girl, she responds. Goes well and its off. Again just basic tone, not taking value and so many things that are stressed here, seal it within the first few seconds. This set goes extremely weird though. I take her out to two step and we are in a good state, theres alot of attraction. But we are getting smashed into left and right and the music just gets so fucking loud that i cant really pump her state using vocal game. I eventually lean in and tell her to Cut it out. She is like Wait What? I tell her to stop being so flirty or im gonna have trouble stopping myself from kissing her. I let this sink in, eyes lock, grab her face, make out. But after that the state like dropped, most because i just got so knocked out of state from the dance floor.
Lesson learned. Dont stay on a packed two stepping dance floor. Escalate and get stuff goin before country dancing since there isnt to much escalation you can do out there
Set 4
Super hottie walks by after i get done dancing with a super hotty, high five alex. I really wanted to make out with the initial super hotty, but shes a friend to some extent and friends with all my friends. I really really try not to shit where i eat because if you creep a little to hard on someone you see alot, it can get a little awkward. So cold game>social cirlce game almost to a extent
ANYWAYS, i claw super hotty. She super responsive. Again basic confidence and my mind set get this done. Lock hands with her, get close, not really saying anything real important or crazily cool, just my tone that is making it work. Shes in a huge rush to find her friends though. Begins to walk away, i claw her back and say Wait you cant do that to me. She says why, i say Because i love you. Gets a pretty good response. I could of done so much more here, but im sorta out of state. Ends up walking away smiling at me but i lose her in the crown
Funny Set
At the bar ordering shots. Girl is next to me, we are kinda making eye contact. I put my arm around her and tell her i love her. Shes confused at first, im totally unreactive, So she snaps to my reality and tells me she loves me to. Makeout in 13 seconds. I then finish ordering shots and get her number and walk away. Sillyness
Set 6
Im outside and i see this beutiful girl standing by herself. Im not to good at on the late night street game, dont get to practice it to much because of where i live, but tonight i found its alot like day game. I walk up confident and tell her she lookds adorable i had to meet her. Confident eye contact, vibe, play thumb war, hold hands a little.
Lol my friends are starting to be like, seriously fucking again. Because of my constant approaching they are almost like CMON we have shit to do STOP! My friend walks up and is like REALLY. I ignore totally and say look im gonna have to go soon give me your numbers, shes like oh yeah def. My friends is just staring at this because i think its either very entertaining or weird to them that i can do this, since i used to be horrible with women.
Very solid close. She then askes me where im from, turns out we both went to the same high school. This commonality really boosts the interaction. Like jeffy has literated many times, commonalities can take a ho hum interaction and make it on. I really learned this here, and i really plan on incorperating finding them as a constant part of my game.
Set 7
See another amazinly cute girl. Hesitate to approach, but realize how stupid that is and do it anways. Its a group of girls, i walk up and basic Hi your freakishly cute (push pull opener i use alot, mixed with timishness) i had to meet you. Loud NR tone, confident, sells me off that bat. I instantly noticed im the spectacle of her and her friends, but her friend are building up to a phase of blocking. I counter this by saying i know this is kinda out of no where but i had to meet her (i find being apologetic even though its against THE BASIC OMG RULES, works if your not being a value taker, using NR tone, and still being very confident and non reactive) they sorta accept this and i follow up with a lil teasing such as Wow you kinda look like im gonna hit you, dont worry your safe! booga booga. They laugh i introduce myself, and i move back to the cutie (all of them are very gorgeus girls though)
She askes me what i do and i tell her im a traveling austrailian magician and need a assistant. She seems eager as i make her say things like a aussie, shes actually pretty good. I tell her to be my assistant she will have to follow me around in a kangaroo costumes and say things like CRIKEY alot. Shes agrees giggling. I tell her the reason i talked to her is because i could tell she would be a super sexy kangaroo.
She is my favorite lil kangaroo lol
We are vibing, my friends are about to leave, and the same friend comes up again and is dumb founded as im getting this girls number, literally say out loud Really alex...... I had told the girl i really have no time to talk , but i want to see you again, give me your number. She actually tell me to definitley give her a call.
Wrap up
Okay so tonight wasnt my usual crazy shennanigans and it was cool because i still had alot of success. The numbers that i got were all very solid, day 2 are pretty much on, especially the two from the street. Those sets were just pure confidence and laid back vibing and they were eager to see me again. Only were about 5 min sets to. Those were huge successes for me and great teachers because i learned i dont have to be fucking goin ape and over the top alpha CLAW CLAW CLAW. to get what i want.
At the same time i think in alot of my sets im not getting the girls to the point where they are like GOSH I MUST FUCKETH NOW! Since my goal is not one night stands, but days two leading prolonged fuck buddy hood, i think that may be why. But i know that if you can get a girl to that point, she will be even more receptive to day twos and less likely to flake. So i need to do that more
Good things
-Just solid confident textbook game won the night. you dont have to be OMG I MUST FUCK, OMG WHIP MY DICK OUT ALL YOU SLUTS AND BITCHES all the time to get girls.
- Completely unreactive, not outcome oriented. I never am anymore though, im just trying to get better, every brick every brick
- Did all this in about a hour. If i had been out for 4.....lol yeah
Negatives
-at the same time OMG SUCK MY DICK MAKE OUT YE WHORES attitude can still be a very good thing. There were some instance where i should of followed up with that ESPECIALLY in the club where you cant talk so much and the pick up requires energy and physical game
-Was hesitant to approach out on the street alot, very illogical.
Not the most OMG insane FR, but i really liked this night, gave me amazing references
-Alexander
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Just throwing this one in here, for me. Been posted before
Happy yogurts blowjobs and Pasta to the face of slut
So i go to college station, my friends sisters brings a friend (YES I KNOW SOCIAL GAME, LAME BEAR WITH ME) who is like a 11 in my book. I want this bad, I will have it. But at this time im not a super PUA (nor am i now) so the next two nights go into a series of crazyness that taught me sooooo much.
I start running game on her the second i see her at the party, telling stories, making her and my friends sister laugh, clawing. Basically showing im alpha and fuck worthy. By the time we are about to leave the party we are holding hands and flirting. i think my my, this was easy. Youve come a long way you padawan............very wrong, this little crazy slut laid trap, after trap, shit test after shit test, and every other weird fucking obstacle ive ever seen to try and knock me out of my game.
We go to a packed bar (daisy dukes), i claw her to the dance floor. We are dancing dirty i smell success, time for the make out. I pull a little routine i have when im dancing with a girl and there is attraction that almost always gets a makeout. I have her facing away from me, the song climaxes, you forcefully spin her to face you and jam your nose against hers while beings very touchy feeling with your hands, if she doesnt make out with you after this then somethings up. (I actually got a giggle just rereading this right now, YES MEN IN ORDER TO KISS A GIRL ON THE DANCE FLOOR YOU MUST PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HER WHEN DANCING.....wow im gonna be a guru some day)
I was planning to get the make out, then claw off the dance floor, leave venue, fuck or come close behind a dumpster behind the bar. BUT NO! She resists, just fucks with me, gets close then backs up and we finish up dancing. Well its okay i can still plow
BAZAAM!!
She performs a ninja shadow step and is now shes dancing with another guy. Oh hell no bitch, i walk up claw her away, she comes to me, the guys a chode so he has nothing. She sees i have her once again and then goes back to the chode, while staring at me intently, again just to fuck with me. What a slunt, This goes on two more times, she thinks shes gonna be witty and tells me ive lost my chance with her and i say fuck it, and grab another girl next to me and dance with her. Hot girl decides she can play this game as well and starts making out with chode, oh you omega slunt. I talk it up with the girl im dancing with, convince her we went to the same high school and tell her we have so much in common, we should probably just skip the bs and get married (very tim esque shit) i slam her against a wall where i know Hot girl is watching. yeah thats righht your 10th degree black belt in sass, i dont need you. I end up doing this same thing with another girl as well,Now Im in super state, im on fire, im the king of the horny monkeys we call humans and no one can stop me
We are leaving the bar, hot girl is paying attention to me again,(I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!) and is asking me over and over if im goin to the same party as her. I say maybe and we start flirting. Okay, im basically thinking this dumb ass game is up, ive got this.......WRONG.... hot girl grabs some chodes hand in our group that she doesnt know and starts walkin off with him...... This is no longer about me getting laid, this is no longer about how hot she is, this is a challenge to my man hood, i cannot lose. I must creep like never before.
I come up behind her and grab her other hand, the chode trys to talk to her about what she likes, where shes from . yeah right retard, shes def gonna fuck you now. As hes doing this i just grab her ass, stick my fingers in her nose, and whisper that shes a borderline retard in her ear.
We get to the car and the driver says he only has room for one of us. 3 options,1 me and chode are staying here while she leaves.2 i leave and she stays with chode, orrrrrrrrrrrr i say thats okay and grab her by the hand and drag her down a alley. I go with option C and leave chode to get a ride home and masterbate with his tears. I throw her down behind a dumpster and tell her shes a little slut and that im goin to wreck her, We do not fuck but do about everything. Our ride comes back and sees whats happening....lol.... we get in the car and go home, i tell her ill see her tommorow and leave. (fun note i also end up hooking up with the driver of the car that night, whose utterly turned on by me being a raging slut, okay well good on you driver!)Thinkiing again i basically got this closed, if i want it still i will just get it.
FUCKING WRONG ALEX YOU FUCKING RETARDED BABOON
Next day we go through the same bullshit all over again at another bar. She dances with other guys, makes out with other guys.gives me weird ass shit test. I do the same (but not with guys you queers) and respond with a MVP fingering of a girl in a booth at the bar and then a good old fashion blow job behind a place called happy yogurt outside the bar ( has amazing egg rolls!!)
(BREIFING of OPERATION HAPPY YOGURT BLOWJOB)
So im wandering the bar trying to one up the infamous hot girl. I spot a girl used to work with about 4 years ago, so not total cold approach. I show a shit load of energy and basically spike the shit out her emotions. Claw to dance floor, go straight ozzie, do my legendary PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HERS kiss routine. Make out. Claw to booth, my finger goes here, and yes omg our old boss really did suck i totally agree sarah! Drag behind happy yogurt, continue doing things with my finger. Blow job and long story short
(yes that is yogurt you sick fucks)
I come back inside as the bar is closing and drag hot girl off yet another chode that shes so fond of emotionally crippling. Shes been watching me. She sees i have a massive hickey and shes like WTF, i say this could of been from you if you wrnt such a retard. She acts mad and starts to walk away, HELL NO i have the rage, this is goin down. I pull her away to the bathroom and its gets dirty before we get kicked out.
We end up at a house party, i walk in, before she has a chance to start with her bs, i drag her outside and into a neighbors back yard. Shits goes down. She tells me how hot i am because i treat her like a slut and tell her what to do (looks mean nothing guys) I overcame chode after chode, test after test, and all the other bs she threw. And in the end, Good prevailed...... There is a god!
(sry for all the grammar errors, im very tired, and will edit later)
After all is said and done we are sitting outside just talking, my friend walks up with a plate of pasta and heaves it all over the girl because i apparently was takin to long and the only way hed get to go home is if he massively cock blocks me. I fume with anger for a moment, and then realize how fucking funny this is. I bask in my success and i go home, never to see hot girl again. I will never forget her expression as pasta showered upon her beautiful face
---This really was the first time i saw how being alpha and keeping up a almost delusional confidence will get you wins when you should it seems like its over. Hope you enjoyed guys
Heres a lil diagram i made of a pic from that weekend to show my feelings :). Yes im looking for a graphic design job
Happy yogurts blowjobs and Pasta to the face of slut
So i go to college station, my friends sisters brings a friend (YES I KNOW SOCIAL GAME, LAME BEAR WITH ME) who is like a 11 in my book. I want this bad, I will have it. But at this time im not a super PUA (nor am i now) so the next two nights go into a series of crazyness that taught me sooooo much.
I start running game on her the second i see her at the party, telling stories, making her and my friends sister laugh, clawing. Basically showing im alpha and fuck worthy. By the time we are about to leave the party we are holding hands and flirting. i think my my, this was easy. Youve come a long way you padawan............very wrong, this little crazy slut laid trap, after trap, shit test after shit test, and every other weird fucking obstacle ive ever seen to try and knock me out of my game.
We go to a packed bar (daisy dukes), i claw her to the dance floor. We are dancing dirty i smell success, time for the make out. I pull a little routine i have when im dancing with a girl and there is attraction that almost always gets a makeout. I have her facing away from me, the song climaxes, you forcefully spin her to face you and jam your nose against hers while beings very touchy feeling with your hands, if she doesnt make out with you after this then somethings up. (I actually got a giggle just rereading this right now, YES MEN IN ORDER TO KISS A GIRL ON THE DANCE FLOOR YOU MUST PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HER WHEN DANCING.....wow im gonna be a guru some day)
I was planning to get the make out, then claw off the dance floor, leave venue, fuck or come close behind a dumpster behind the bar. BUT NO! She resists, just fucks with me, gets close then backs up and we finish up dancing. Well its okay i can still plow
BAZAAM!!
She performs a ninja shadow step and is now shes dancing with another guy. Oh hell no bitch, i walk up claw her away, she comes to me, the guys a chode so he has nothing. She sees i have her once again and then goes back to the chode, while staring at me intently, again just to fuck with me. What a slunt, This goes on two more times, she thinks shes gonna be witty and tells me ive lost my chance with her and i say fuck it, and grab another girl next to me and dance with her. Hot girl decides she can play this game as well and starts making out with chode, oh you omega slunt. I talk it up with the girl im dancing with, convince her we went to the same high school and tell her we have so much in common, we should probably just skip the bs and get married (very tim esque shit) i slam her against a wall where i know Hot girl is watching. yeah thats righht your 10th degree black belt in sass, i dont need you. I end up doing this same thing with another girl as well,Now Im in super state, im on fire, im the king of the horny monkeys we call humans and no one can stop me
We are leaving the bar, hot girl is paying attention to me again,(I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!) and is asking me over and over if im goin to the same party as her. I say maybe and we start flirting. Okay, im basically thinking this dumb ass game is up, ive got this.......WRONG.... hot girl grabs some chodes hand in our group that she doesnt know and starts walkin off with him...... This is no longer about me getting laid, this is no longer about how hot she is, this is a challenge to my man hood, i cannot lose. I must creep like never before.
I come up behind her and grab her other hand, the chode trys to talk to her about what she likes, where shes from . yeah right retard, shes def gonna fuck you now. As hes doing this i just grab her ass, stick my fingers in her nose, and whisper that shes a borderline retard in her ear.
We get to the car and the driver says he only has room for one of us. 3 options,1 me and chode are staying here while she leaves.2 i leave and she stays with chode, orrrrrrrrrrrr i say thats okay and grab her by the hand and drag her down a alley. I go with option C and leave chode to get a ride home and masterbate with his tears. I throw her down behind a dumpster and tell her shes a little slut and that im goin to wreck her, We do not fuck but do about everything. Our ride comes back and sees whats happening....lol.... we get in the car and go home, i tell her ill see her tommorow and leave. (fun note i also end up hooking up with the driver of the car that night, whose utterly turned on by me being a raging slut, okay well good on you driver!)Thinkiing again i basically got this closed, if i want it still i will just get it.
FUCKING WRONG ALEX YOU FUCKING RETARDED BABOON
Next day we go through the same bullshit all over again at another bar. She dances with other guys, makes out with other guys.gives me weird ass shit test. I do the same (but not with guys you queers) and respond with a MVP fingering of a girl in a booth at the bar and then a good old fashion blow job behind a place called happy yogurt outside the bar ( has amazing egg rolls!!)
(BREIFING of OPERATION HAPPY YOGURT BLOWJOB)
So im wandering the bar trying to one up the infamous hot girl. I spot a girl used to work with about 4 years ago, so not total cold approach. I show a shit load of energy and basically spike the shit out her emotions. Claw to dance floor, go straight ozzie, do my legendary PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO HERS kiss routine. Make out. Claw to booth, my finger goes here, and yes omg our old boss really did suck i totally agree sarah! Drag behind happy yogurt, continue doing things with my finger. Blow job and long story short
(yes that is yogurt you sick fucks)
I come back inside as the bar is closing and drag hot girl off yet another chode that shes so fond of emotionally crippling. Shes been watching me. She sees i have a massive hickey and shes like WTF, i say this could of been from you if you wrnt such a retard. She acts mad and starts to walk away, HELL NO i have the rage, this is goin down. I pull her away to the bathroom and its gets dirty before we get kicked out.
We end up at a house party, i walk in, before she has a chance to start with her bs, i drag her outside and into a neighbors back yard. Shits goes down. She tells me how hot i am because i treat her like a slut and tell her what to do (looks mean nothing guys) I overcame chode after chode, test after test, and all the other bs she threw. And in the end, Good prevailed...... There is a god!
(sry for all the grammar errors, im very tired, and will edit later)
After all is said and done we are sitting outside just talking, my friend walks up with a plate of pasta and heaves it all over the girl because i apparently was takin to long and the only way hed get to go home is if he massively cock blocks me. I fume with anger for a moment, and then realize how fucking funny this is. I bask in my success and i go home, never to see hot girl again. I will never forget her expression as pasta showered upon her beautiful face
---This really was the first time i saw how being alpha and keeping up a almost delusional confidence will get you wins when you should it seems like its over. Hope you enjoyed guys
Heres a lil diagram i made of a pic from that weekend to show my feelings :). Yes im looking for a graphic design job
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Abilene, TX? You have got to be fucking kidding me.
A beast of your stature deserves a kingdom realm of Valhalla glory, not Christfag Cuntery. Move your fucking ass to Vegas bro.
Or, at the bare minimum, Austin.
A beast of your stature deserves a kingdom realm of Valhalla glory, not Christfag Cuntery. Move your fucking ass to Vegas bro.
Or, at the bare minimum, Austin.
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Abilene, TX? You have got to be fucking kidding me.
A beast of your stature deserves a kingdom realm of Valhalla glory, not Christfag Cuntery. Move your fucking ass to Vegas bro.
Or, at the bare minimum, Austin.
Feel my pain. The bars close at fucking 12 and the most popular bar in town is a shack with a disco ball behind a 18 wheeler truck depot. Its like fishing for prize winning salmon in a sewer, but ive become a danm crafty fishermen because of it. So whenever im in austin or college station ......well... its a very special time for my penisA beast of your stature deserves a kingdom realm of Valhalla glory, not Christfag Cuntery. Move your fucking ass to Vegas bro.
Or, at the bare minimum, Austin.
Im moving to College station soon, and then probably italy. So mightyness awaits
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Join Date: 07/26/2010 | Posts: 1185
(Quick bio)
Been doin this for about a year. Getting pretty good, mostly due to rsd. I live in a pretty much hick town, but manage to travel to more populated places on weekends.
Before you read, my goals are slightly diffrent. I try and avoid 1 night stands, had a huge std scare awhile back and made it a principle not to sleep with a girl UNLESS she is very hot, in one night. Im more so looking to get about 3 really good cool girlfriends, I like sex alot more when its with someone you know.
I like to go crazy at bars and clubs, and i honestly am trying to push myself to point where I almost aim to be blown out
Anyways onward
Twilight Shirt Night (peacocking, vampire noises, and beligerence) Aug 19 2010
So, this field reports has alot of highs and lows. The high being a amazing night pick up wise, and socially. The downside being i get extremely drunk, it leads to interesting things.
So im at hot topic earlier in the day, and see a Team Edward (OMG TWILIGHT LOVERS SCREAM NOW) V Neck T-shirt. Ive gotten almost to the point of complete indifference and decide this is a shirt I must have, I sack up and pay the 5 dollars.
Annnyyyyways, i get somewhat drunk (with my gorgeus edward cullen T Shirt on) with my roomate who is wearing a spongebob t shirt and I decide to put my plan into action, we head out one of the 2 clubs in town. A country dance hall called guitar and cadillacs. The hicks and cowboys will simply have to appreciate my love for twilight right.
We leave for the club, college is about to start back up and its fucking packed. Me and my roomate Veejay (pick up names are cool) get out and strut to the club, basking in our $5 apparel. I walk up making loud noises and begin praising team edward while high fiving unsuspecting girls. Theres a huge line, which me and my roomate skip the line(not because we are THAT FUCKING COOL, mind you. We are friends with alot of the employees, so we dont get shut down) My filter is off and i make fun of guys for not being cool enough to be on team edward, as strut by and walk in the bar.
This shirt has put me in state, i really dont think my state being controlled by cloth is a good thing, but fuck it, lets go.
This is a field report sooooo im really gonna try and focus on the sets and not so much the ridicolousness of the night. Long story short, I end up becoming some local celebrity at the bar. I am fucking loud, social and picking up chicks left and right and huggin them for supporting the Twilight cause. I go up to people and make vampire noises. I condenm men, women and child for not supporting Edward in his quest for bella. I purposefully blow out guys talking to girls to show them how much power my vampire shirt has.
It really hits cloud 9 when a group of HOT girls come up and ask to take pictures with me....(this is awesome, but seriously society is so ass backwards) After that my nickname in the place is twilight, guys are high fiving me and cheering TWILIGHT as i walk by. Guys try to tool me but end up looking stupid as i keep a fucking solid frame. This frame being that i am so fucking awesome and twilight shirts are in style. I get more photo ops, i open countless sets, the girls i open start recognizing me because theyve been watching my behavior. Yes life is good
End of the night people ask me to go to a party with them. I go with my semi GF, people at the party recognize me, she loves this. Im so high value....hurray!
Sets (i remember and our worth learning from)
1.
Did this soon as i walked in. Two pretty hot girls talking to 1 guy. Unreasonable. I walk up and hold my arms open till they take in the awesomeness of my shirt. Im drunk, so i just take the set all over the place.
use a few routines
escalate to thumb war, accuse them of being girls that play games with men(HAHA WHAT A CLEVER FUCK I AM)
Vibe
We flirt, we touch....then i back off and continue running around the bar. GJ ALEX
2. 2 girls at table
I approach and ask them how awesome my shirt is. They say its gay. I tell them they must be on team jacob, hit them in the parking lot with my car. One laughs, the other is shocked and then laughs. I vibe. Ask one to dance (i used to be a super chode who relied on two step country dancing to get a girl to dance with me, still sorta do. that needs to change. Any ways im like dancing with the stars good now, so its a great isolation)
I just got done reading 9 ball. Use alot of variation of jeffys stuff. I tell her im a billionair and im going to buy her a house and fill it with exotic animals. I tell her i want to take her giraffe back riding in the amazon. You catch my drift. She laughing. Cool
Now i think my biggest problem is i dont really stay in set unless it escalates hard, i just try and number close and take off to the next set. Im not escalating enough on some instances, and then super esclating on others....very weird
I do this, ask her if she wants to dance again later (chode) she says yes ethusiastically. I forget her name by now.... yeah no bueno. ON TO THE NEXT ONE
3. Another 2 girls at table ( I really should do more mixed sets)
This is my favorite set of the night. 2 girls at a table i approach. Its goin well. Then one of them sees my shirt and goes FUCK NO. She literally tells me no, not gonna happen as i pull up a chair. Oh please, like thats gonna work. I continue talking about twilight and then switch the topic to my favorite animals.
I plow, and plow....and then plow. The mean girl is literally telling me to get the fuck away, tells me her and her friend are lesbians. (by the way guys if you hear this, THEY NEVER ARE, shit test shit test shit test...oh....shit test) I tell them im actually a virgin and need to experienced teachers. Mean girls keeps getting meaner, her ulgggggy friend walks up looks at me and says ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME......i say , Yep, i sure am and keep talking.
While all this is goin on i noticed mean nasty girls friends is actually digging the shit out of me, go figure. I switch targets, bam start talkin to her. Dont remember what i said because i was drunk (but in super state...yes hate away). I SOLIDY number close on this, have a day 2 goin on with her.
Thing is, if i wasnt drunk or was more attentive, i could of escalate from hand slaps-holding hands- cherish hugging- make out very easily.
Any ways pulled a close out of a fucking BOMB. Well played edward, well played.
4. Another amazingly funny set for me. Really let myself down though
2 girls (Yes im realizing im a pussy now, how bout 3 girls, or 6 guys and 1 girl......grrr)
Approach, one is a blood sucking bitch. Demands i by her a drink
(Cite source Jeffy) I say i dont buy bitches drinks, they tell me thats not how it works, i act confused. ( at this point i should of asked if they were good kissers, bam makeout...maybe) instead i tell them to go find a chode and buy us all drinks. Uber mega bitch (i love her so) goes off with her friend... okay cool
i see them later on, and ruthlessly approach. Again succubus is demanding drinks, her very cute friend is being somewhat socially acceptable though. I continue with the no drinks for you. Ask her to oink like a pig if she wants one (Jeffy..) she sorta oinks, this is not good enough. I tell her i want to feel like im next to a pig, she refuses. Her friend is getting amused. Her friend then accidentaly knocks over my beer. I start demanding a new drink. Her succubus friend basically trys every trick in the book to tool me, trys to pull her friend away alot. (please bitch im to drunk, stupid, and socially ignorent to be blown out) She eventually goes to the bathroom
The cute girl tells me i need to earn the drink by goin over to another table with a 7 or so, and i have to convince the 7 to let me pet her head and spank her butt. A lesser man would shy away from this, but im a greater idiot so i do this. Pull it off and get the 7s number just to laugh at cute girl. I come back cute girl is into me.
Then i blow it
Logistics are perfect. Succy is in the BR. I could of easily escalated, easily done so many things. But no, i focus on her getting me a drink to much, then just ask for her number, she is into me but not gonna give it out quite yet. Vibe goes away, succy comes back. Games basically over
Every brick guys, every brick
5
Last good set of the night. Im walkin out, i see a random girl. Walk up making loud noises, accusing her of being a werewolf fucker. She accuses me of being gay. We shoot the shit, shes cool, number close............
OMFG ALEX YOU COULD OF ESCALATED AND TRIED TO FUCK HER, SHES DRUNK AND STUPID AND JUST ACCEPTED THAT SHE IS A WEREWOLF FUCKER.
Sigh
(again not goin for a 1 night, but i love bar make outs and random anything but sex moments behind dumpsters and back at my house)
I leave the bar yelling profanitys and telling random groups of girls that twilight is for faggots and terroist, while pointing to my shirt
2 Favorite moments of the night 1 make out, one MASSIVE blow out
Soo ummm remember how i said i super escalate sometimes. Yeah during the course of the night a girl comes up and grabs my butt, shes about a 7. I instantly turn around and grab her by the neck and pin her against the wall to go for make out(either epic success or OMG please dont hurt me fail) Turns out she doesnt like being choked at bars and tells me she will fucking kills me if i ever touch her again.... Yeahh...
Make outs are cool, just for the fact that most guys dont comphehend how it happens, thus i look like rock jesus. So im talking to a girl, 7ish. No real flash and bang game, just vibing. I start making vampire noises like id hear on Trueblood(amazing hbo show) and just edge closer and closer. Funny makes out.... Didnt lead anywhere after i kept making noises and not talking but still. Hurray!
Wrap UP
During this night i think i did alot of things good. These being
-Keeping a super strong frame
-Getting in state quickly. Most importantly by how i entered the bar and approached right off the bat. This got me alot of energy fast
-Opening, opening, opening. I didnt stop
-Plowing. Over the course of the night I got alot of negativity (or shit test) at the start of sets, i rollled with these and actually got alot of attraction because of it. I literally had a girl say get the fuck away from me, i stayed in the set and actually go a solid close with her friend
On the down side i could of done sooo much better
-Alot of sets i had no direction, i came off with sexual intent, but really didnt direct it anywhere. I look back now and there were so many times i could of isolated or escalated and i didnt. Probably because i was drunk
-Got drunk
-Didnt try and close alot of my sets. I think I was so non outcome oriented this night that i literally forgot to go for a outcome....Stupid lol
-Relied a little bit to much on shirt. Sure it opened amazing and got me tons of attentions, but i need to be able to bring the game after that. This only happened half the time tonight
Overall this was one of my first true peacocking attempts and i loved it. It really showed me that wearing something crazy is a amazing way to get into state and ramp up attraction IF you got the state to back it up.
I feel like it highlights who you are. If you are a insecure chode, it will highlight that and you will fail HARD. But if you are a amazing crazy fun guy, it will take that and put a spotlight on you. Very interesting.
So theres my first report. Please ignore the plethora of grammar errors, im very tired right now, and will fix it tommorow
Also guys i just started a small pick up community forums for people that live in Texas, check it out if your a local. Maybe we can do it up together some time
http://texaspua.proboards.com/index.cgi