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#31

pringles

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Join Date: 04/28/2009 | Posts: 998

Goran~ wrote:

pringles wrote:

I end up pulling her away from her brothers TWO this time. And fucking her on gorans bed. She let me put it in her fucking beauty of an ass at one point....SORRY BUDDY! it just happened!

You bastard, I hope the cleaners changed the sheets, otherwise I banged the brazillian chick on the same ones. Fucken nasty!

hahahah

hahahahaha, i phoned and got them to change the sheets so its all good.
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#32

pringles

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Thursday Tryst:



Sweet so the girls me and Goran chatted to outside lavo gave us these passes to hit tryst. We get thee and there is a huge fuck off line. We see ryan and brad and some other rsd guys there as well and everyone is hustling to get in. Everyone is trying to get the promoter girls attention well, when i say everyone i mean about four people. The rest of them are choding in the line before the line ha. Anyway we flag her down and she lets us through the queue and to the front. BOOM. Good bye line chodes we dont queue. Anyway we get into tryst and im seriously happy to be in there, its fucking awesome. Me paully and goran mess around and take some photos by the water fall. I see a cute chick and talk to her and its on as usual, we like eachother but the friend is being weird, not negative but just weird so i ignore her mostly and then go back to the guys. I go back and chat to her again after some guy goes away from them. me: are you cheating on me already! Its only been about 5 minutes.
her:haha no he is a really nice guy
I get a bit bored quick excuse myself and go back to the guys, she liked me so i should have probably just kept her with me. However bromance before hoemance.

We chill a bit more and goran see's these two girls sat in vip and suggest we should go mess with them.
We go in me to the blonde girl 'Hey Hey, did jacob say you could sit here?' It was kind of half hearted but she goes 'do you want to sit here?' I kind of laugh to myself and take a seat. The chick is friendly but has just come out of a relationship. Ok i should have fucked this girl thinking back on it but im too fucking add. Anyway we mess around with these chicks more chris and matt end up in the club as well. Then we see alex and his aussie boys ha. They come in fucking guns blazing alex's is saying shit to my girl and mounting her as she is sat down, i find this all very funny. The other aussie guys are messing with goran and his girl, i don't think he gives a fuck though. My girl is making this omg these people are crazy face, and alex like makes out with her ear ha, i then pretty reactively try shove my toungue down my girls throat and she pushes me off but likes it. hmmm i should really have stayed and fucked this one! Alex then grabs her hand and is about to pull her away i pull her back 'sit down!'
'Alex you fucking fuck off, she is mine' ahhh good times haha after a while of this the australian crew swirls off and we have a chat with one of them

Dude i don't know your forum name?!

He shows a pretty fucking funny video involving the venetian but anyway.
My girl is gaming me up but then i get a bit bored?! ha i don't what was with me she was cute but i guess i wanted a fucking smokeshow, and so i go off in search of some hawt chix.
On the dance floor i see spesh and tamer of 2009 rsdnation fame and say whats up, spesh knows paul..they are nice guys. Anyway i wander about and find these two girls on the patio area. I chat to them and they like me, i get physical with both, like very im going to be bangign you physical....what can i say, its what to do when both girls are hot and there is no wingman. Hands start wandering, they are feeling me up and i pull both heads in and we have some sort of threeway kiss but no tongue....hmmmm somehitng was off. I'd been with these two for a while and they keep telling me how hot and sexy i am, i think im going to have a threesome, it fucking looks that way but something was weird so i leave them. I see some girl inside dancing very sexy so i tell her. She likes me we dance and before you know it im on their table and the chick is feeding me drinks and shots etc. Some aussie come along i say whats up and they swoop in on the friends motor boating and bitting galore. It all fucking funny. I start making out with mine and her friends go dance. We start doing naughty things to eachoother privates but yet again my add kicks i wanna hotter hottie. BTW this girl was a dancer not at this club but another ha silly me.
me: do you want to go find you friends?
her: huh? eh no im good here why?
me: no im just wandering...IF YOU WANT TO GO FIND YOUR FRIENDS
her:huh? what? ehhhm
we makeout some more and then she goes to find her friends. I then see the two chicks from earlier they pull me into their table section and dance dance dance as before with both, quick screen (i try makeout with them both...no go) logistics check, turns out one is married and one has a long term boyfriend, i am not into to banging married chicks and i sort of viewed these two as a fuck on fuck the other free sort of deal, they give me some drink and i wander off. Chat to brad and tim for a little.
side note, in the little i talked to these guys i can gladly say they are two of the coolest and nicest people i have ever met.
Fuck around with the guys a bit and then i see this girl that i had seen at other clubs and talked to, she runs and gives me a hug, then three of her friends turn up and they are all hot and really tall ha, i fuck around with them a while but im fucking add bouncing around and i go off.
I see ryan and two other guys talking with the girls i was planning on trying to threesome and i let him know about the boyfriend and husband, 'i-fucking-relevant' was his reply, fair enough but i dont hitnk anyone pulled those two.
Couple more things happen cant remember all and then i turn and see a fucking hotty chilling at some tables. I walk over.

me:damn your sexy as fuck
she likes i like and we are flirting and all over eachother.Meet the friedns they like me alls good. Me and her are feeling eachother up but i can sense something is a bit off. No we are standing because i want to see is she is tall enough to have my children, my children must be superior to all children in every way. Hieght is one of the categorie they will be superior in. She is tall enough, we are in a full embrace and we kiss.

her: no no no, look i have this guy in new york a-
me: i dont give a fuck
i kiss her again

her: no no no i really like him, we had a short thing over a few weeks but it really meant a lot to me.
me: great i dont care
her: your really persistant aren't u?
or some thing like that, then i check her out again and shock and awe flows like poetry, we are all over eachother but she won't let me makeout with her. At this point i just dont care. I take her over to her friends and they chat me up ha.
cool friend with boyfriend: what the hell are you doing if i was single i would fuck him too! stay with him!

i over hear and wink at her ha, we share a laugh, both the friends are trying to get her to stay with me but she keeps going about this guy from newyork. I take her somewhere and when i'm back ryan is talking to the friends.
cool friend with boyfriend: thank God your back this guy is so annyoing.
Ryan just smiles as he doesnt give a fuck and apart from that their tone wasn't really one of not liking him it was more like trying not to like him. Anyway he ends up chatting to my girl and taking her into the club and i talk to the friends.

me:i like your friend guys, she is fucking hot
them: awww go find her and get her!
me: nah she'll be back
them: no you have to march in there grab her and kiss her passionately!
haha i loved these guys they were like my cheer leaders, but i was pretty fucking sure she would come back anyway but they persuade me enough to go find her and they are like cheering and shit. I find it hilarious. I go do it just for them because they are cool girls, lap arond the club and i dont see her i go back to the friends.
them: no go look for her ! find her!
me: Nah she will be back
and as i say that the girl comes back out to where we are. I grab her and makeout with her but she stops me and is about to go into her newyork bull. Straight away i start with the dirty talk in her ear. Its not so much what i say but because i have a bit of confidence in bed and it translates into my dirty talk, ha she gets weak knees (i love it when that happens) and strats moaning, i keep it up, kiss her and she is getting really really turned on and the she catches herself.
her: no!
and she tries to shove me but i dont move and she collapse into me again, her friends cheer me on ha i loved them....these cute little australian girls. Turns out they hated alex and stuff because apparently they thought they were 'too cool'....pffft player haters. I tell them they are my mates and to not chat shit, they apologise and me and girly go back to our loveydovey. Its time to go and i start pulling her outside
her: nothing is going to happen blah blah blah etc.
I have heard this all before and it puts me off about as much as rain does when im taking a shit (NOT AT ALL).
Pull her outside by the cab and she is giving mad resistance.
her: Look i told you i have a guy im in love with i can't do this with you, your fucking sey and blah blah etc but i cant. Let me go or i'll scream
me: scream im not letting you go
i could see her melt just then, the chick was so fucking conflicted. I could see the 50 50 going on in her head. After about5 minutes of standing there holding eachother she goes to a security guard and tells him to not let me come with bahhh. I doge security chode and go anyway, but then i think there are more girls and i go say by to the friends. They hug and kiss me and then the original girl does the same. As they walk to the taxi the cool friends says
her: wow your crazy i cant believe you didn't fuck him he was so hot!
And i think they got in an argument about it but im nor sure it looked like it though hahaha why cant all girls friends be like that?!

Anyway i head back in and see paul with these two girls i go chat to them and then these two black dudes come up and try to take them as 'they had been talking with them all night' hahaha fuckers tried to reason with us. They get amoged by one of londons biggest og's paul.
paully: OI CHODE FAGS YOUR NIGHTS OVER!, YOUR DONE! YOUR DONE!, BYE BYE BYE CHODEY'S! BYE BYE! GO WANK YOURSELVES TO SLEEP! (or some variation)
Chodes cant believe it, im laughing my fucking ass off and the chicks are amused. Chodes slink off. They then pick up what is left of their balls and try again. There is one with shades on.
me to blondie: what sort of loser wears sunglases at night
her: haha i know right
me: (i point to chode) that sort of loser!
he comes back still and says 'hey it im going it was nice to meet you' and sticks out his hand for the girl. I shake it 'no problem mate' him 'i was talking to her'
I full ignore him and keep chatting to her, he keeps talking gets pissed and cuts infront of me.
paul: did i just see that?!
im laughing my ass off then do the same thing back to him ha. Chode gives up and fucks off. They start abusing us as we pull thegirls out of the hotel. We give them some off the same.
'Whatever gay boys! we are the ones leaving with girls and you are leaving with your home boys! Go lick eachother out you faggots' (disclaimer, i am not against homosexuals its just you americans call eachother faggots the whole time i thought i'd give them something they could understand)
Pull the girls into the taxi and the blonde (my one is too quiet) im sat at the frnot. i remeber reading one of brads feild reports on these quick pulls and how they get fucked up in the taxi because the guy in the front seat cant work on his girl and she goes cold. So i make some jokes about the chodes and so does paul after they arguing in whatever language about if they are staying with us. Blondie is laughing and shit it looks good (oh btw this is after paul had wanted to leave earlier saying out loud 'i have alreaady had my vegas fatty lets go' to me and the girl he was talking about hahaha) Anyway we get to ceasers and its where they are staying and we get out because the girls want us to pay for their cab hahah dont joke. I drop my phone taxi waits for me and then i go get it back phew. We go in can't remember much here but we end up bumping into alex and co again at the ventian. Fuck around with them some more then end up heading to bed.

EPIC NIGHT I could say again i probably should have stayed with the blonde but the truth is i was having too much fun.

note- One thing about vegas and in general that seems to happen all the time, all my most woosh sets are with the real fucking super hotties....i like it
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#33
the_kenny

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Great trip writeups guys! Sadly i lived in vegas for 3 years when i was fulllllllll chode. I was one of the guys that stood by the bar with drink in hand. ugh. I'll make up for it when I go back. Your adventures inspire me.
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#34

Summit God~

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Join Date: 09/18/2009 | Posts: 689

 Hey Matt, Goran, rest of the London crew, you goin to the Summit next year? I'd like to hang with the London crew sometime.

My game is not that good yet but I'm making progress and I'm dedicating. When I arrive at Vegas one year from now I will be ready to go WILD. I'd like to hang with you guys if you're cool with it.

Great reports as always guys.

Matt, I found it funny when you said "in the past I didn't claw or touch naturally and had to think about it". Can't imagine that. Haha.

Cheers!
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Goran~

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#36

Summit God~

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Matt. wrote:
I'm sure we'll be there in one form or other. Seems like a long time away.

Alternatively, if you come to London and do a boot camp with Ozzie you'll most likely bump into some of us then...
Yeah, you're right... actually Ozzie was one of my fav instructors which I'd like to take a BC with. I just need the money first lol

By the way loved the girl with the brothers fight stuff in your reports guys. Reminded me of Tim's presentation, he mentioning the russian beauty and the 3 mafia dudes headlocking with Papa. "Too crazy, too crazy!".
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#37
Ozzie

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Goran~ wrote:



Ozzie wrote:
goran looked shocked after being hit by a girl during sex. priceless moment of the summit.


Matt wrote:
Goran - presumably you'll take this opportunity to explain how you came to be assaulted by the first girl you banged and how she left you bruised and battered...? Kinky!


Hahaha, that story is coming up! lol
freakeeeei!
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#39

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impressive
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#40

Summit God~

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Sweet report Goran!

One question, about the purse thing... does it only happen when SHE decides to leave her purse with you, or do you actually tell her "Leave your purse with me until you come back"?
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