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December 7th, 2016
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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Join Date: 04/02/2009 | Posts: 2948

Hello, zis iz Paris Boum Boum. I am not gay. 


Zis iz ze advice of ze fuck.

-Cut down ze forum. No rsdn, no "alexander≈©◊ iz ze shit", no nothing. 30 dayz. 

-Go out 30 nights in a row. Even if it iz 1h, or 30 min on slow nights, at least you go out. 

-Accept zat you don't have anything interesting to say, because your life revolves around uninteresting stuff, such az pick up, money, travels, animal, mechanical potatoes, gay penguins, etc, accept it deeply, and focus on talking to people wizout having anything to say, talk to zem wiz nothing in your head. 

-Talk to as many people around you as you can, until you forget you're a PU lozer community guy.

-Approach az many girlz you are attracted to az possible. Az many az possible means: if you are in set zat hooks, don't think about it, but if you are out of set, you approach asap. 

-Every night you do something you were afraid to do the day before. If you were afraid to approach ze hottie yesterday, now you approach the hottie. If you were afraid to make out yesterday, today you go for ze make out. If you were afraid to approach girlz in ze street yesterday night, today you approach girlz in the street yesterday night. 

-Write down a journal. Update daily. Everyday you write down what you feel, what you wanted to do, what you did, what needs to be tweaked, and in what way you pushed yourself that day. You congratulate yourself about zat. Write down your results, but don't focus on zem, focus on the right things you did and those you should do. 

-Call 1 girl every night before going out. Start with your old flakey #s so zat you lose phone call anxiety. Get new #s.

-AND ZE KEY TO ALL ZIS: DON'T WORRY IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING GIRLZ. Your worry and your results are independent, or in a negative dependence (ie ze more you worry ze less you get pussy). Focus on yourself and what you do. 

-Listen to your guts and not to your mind. If your mind says "Don't approach you'll get blown out", you accept you'll get blown out and approach nonetheless. But if your guts say "make out", or "shut up and fuck", you shut up and you fuck. Your mind expresses itself in the journal, it can say what to focus on later, what went bad and what went well, that's it. It's important to write down everyday what is the right thing to do in your journal, that way when you're in field you have more leverage to go against your habits. 

Ze aim of all zis iz to cut down drastically your overall anxiety and worriness level. Zis may be ze first time you go out to practice wizout much worry, because worry comes from focusing on no results, from thinking about it all day long and reading stuff about it on ze forumz every day, and from lack of progress.
Here ze focus iz on you and your actions. You are in charge. More over, the focus is on ze process, not on you as a an individual. Go through ze motions, don't worry, and let ze magic happen. 
If it works, you'll be surprised to see you don't feel much anxiety anywhere at ze end.
And when you're not anxious you approach effortlessly, you say funny shit, you escalate and you close more often. 

I am at ze end of my 2nd 30DC in a row, anxiety occurs only when I don't follow ze script, and even when it does I know how to get rid of it because of constant repetition. 
Read my 30DC reports if you want more informations, and my rsdn blog if you want to read what I learnt from it. During my 2nd 30DC I got laid 3 times (it's not over yet), but only because I am a lazy (I could have gotten at least 1 more sure lay ze first week). I don't even focus on making out, it just happens on almost every Thu-Fri-Sat. 

So yeah, that stuff. 
Oh, and when you log on rsdn, you're only allowed to read ze FR forum. Read Pilgrimage2012, BonoboTimes, Threesome, Handsome, and maybe Koolaid. On ze main forum, you only read Fingerman, Fingerman and Fingerman. 
But you're not allowed to log on rsdn, so don't care about it. 
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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I don't know if they are ze best, but I agree zat wiz time, if zey have enough commitment, zey will be scarily good.

BTW Ze advice of ze fuck isFIELD TESTED.
In retrospect I think zis iz ze best advice to give for a noob, or anybody for zat matter. I wish I had done zat last year. 
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Fingerman

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Yeah read only me. Everyone else's a ******
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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4 new lays in 4 weeks.

Mandala is happy.
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This would be some solid advice if there wasnt so many zzzzzzzz's in it.
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bump
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Full_intent~

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FUcking good post
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Paris Boum Boum

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Excuse my french.


Deified. wrote:
This would be some solid advice if there wasnt so many zzzzzzzz's in it.
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Dr Feelgood

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Mechanical potatoes are cool.
Great advice, btw, I support this petition!
 
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RearWindow

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Paris Boum Boum wrote:

Hello, zis iz Paris Boum Boum. I am not gay. 


-Call 1 girl every night before going out. Start with your old flakey #s so zat you lose phone call anxiety. Get new #s.


I must incorprate this, 

Also funny as fuck and a very true good post 
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