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May 24th, 2017
I have only been with my girlfriend for four weeks...
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Chaos84

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Join Date: 11/15/2008 | Posts: 253

I have only been with my girlfriend for four weeks, but the doctor says she is four months pregnant, why is my sperm so potent?
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Caligula

Caligula

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Join Date: 06/23/2008 | Posts: 1586

Have you been drinking this?



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Chaos84

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Join Date: 11/15/2008 | Posts: 253

ROAAARBERRY! lol! id drink that stuff, just for the fking epic advertising.
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"If you act from fear, there is no way you can receive love, because you are trapped in a thought about what you have to do for it." - Matt Thornton
"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself; do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it." - Bruce Lee
"There is nothing to practise. To know yourself, be yourself. To be yourself, stop imagining yourself to be this or that. Just be. Let your true nature emerge. Don't disturb your mind with seeking" - Nisargadatta Maharaj
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Fingerman

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Join Date: 04/14/2008 | Posts: 777

Lol
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Corksil

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Join Date: 03/03/2009 | Posts: 1341

because the baby is not yours. durrrrrrrr.....
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