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October 21st, 2017
THE MAGIC PILL: Your boner
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Hamlet

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This game is full of paradoxes and Catch 22's. Shit like: I need to go out 4 times a week and push myself but still be outcome independent? I need to not look for IOI's but still calibrate? I need to display high value behaviour but not try to impress others?

These paradoxes are hard to wrap your head around.

So don't.

Just follow your boner. Your boner knows how to navigate the jungle of paradoxes and inner game concepts and other stuff that 20 hours of Blueprint just scratches the surface of to be honest. Your boner knows. Or, rather, your boner has no clue about any of that stuff which is why its game is so much tighter than your brain's game.

Also, when you rub your boner against a girl, her gets really wet. But when you rub your gooey brain against a girl, she'll freak the fuck out. Boner kino is much better than brain kino.

When in doubt, whip it out.

My game consists of talking dirty to a girl until I get a boner and then holding her really close to me as I rub it against her tummy. Then I fuck her.

Your boner is your magic pill.



"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that BONER, for lack of a better word, is good. Boner is right. Boner works. Boner clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Boner in all of its forms. Boner for tits, for pussy, for ass, has marked the upward surge of mankind. And boner - you mark my words - will not only save your game but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much"
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Hamlet

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 This is my favourite thread on RSDNation right now.
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Macavity

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 Would viagra pills then help my game? I've been getting a lot more boners in field. But mainly on the dancefloor when im imagining fucking the girl. 
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Hamlet

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Pirate wrote:
 Would viagra pills then help my game? I've been getting a lot more boners in field. But mainly on the dancefloor when im imagining fucking the girl. 
I don't know, I never tried viagra. But I wouldn't recommend it. If you can't get a hard on just talking to a girl then you're doing something wrong. Smell her hair.
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Hamlet

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dechoded wrote:
 For me it usually takes some kissing or that i start to play pornos in my head (won't do that in the middle of a conversation alot).
No need for pornos. She's right there. Enjoy her. Bite your lower lip and give off a little moan. Check her out. Imagine what it would be like to slide your boner up her thigh and rub it against her ass till she gets dripping wet. Then tell her that you're imagining that. Voilà! Boner.
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Hamlet

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I'm gonna amend the rules of natural game.

1. Whatever you feel, she feels --> If you push your boner against her, she will feel it.
2. Hovering hand of doom --> Drooping dick of doom
3. Being inside your head --> Trying to have sex with your head instead of using your boner
4. Attraction = High value + a range of emotions --> Attraction = Hard boner + a range of positions
5. Being unreactive --> Not going limp
6. Self-amusing --> Self-arousing
7. Group theory --> Orgy
8. Word vomiting --> Penis vomiting
9. You are enough --> Your boner is enough
10. 100% belief --> 100% horny
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Colt

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haha nice :)
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Scale

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There's no EGO in BONER.

I didn't fuck that girl, my boner did.
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Wow, I LOVE this thread! It is awesome :D
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Tasty

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'tis true because everytime ive escalated... i was horny.
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