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May 23rd, 2013
Fundraising for bootcamp, so have released a PUA rap!
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Jizzle

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Join Date: 06/10/2007 | Posts: 47

Hey guys I'm trying to fundraise to do a bootcamp, so i've released a PUA rap.

Its called "Life as a PUA" by Jizzle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE4xAMWCsiw

Please help support a fellow PUA and download it on iTunes at the following link:

http://tinyurl.com/Life-as-a-PUA

Cheers!

LYRICS

life in the club as a pick up artist
smoking no drugs just sippin bicardis
getn some love making bitches go retarded
feeling that lust and i'm just getting started

bitches are a dym a dozen
next week i'll be fucking your cousin
with the same routines and the same old lines
spitting it to the bitches that are so damn fine

i walk in the club, rolling with my brosifs
i get us all a drink and scope out the hosifs
i see 2 or 3
whos it gonna be
i think its time for some fucking approaches
i walk up slowly and introduce myself
i tell her who i am and i tell her what i felt
she says her name is sandra from louisiana
so i make a quick neg and comment on her dandruft
she looks at me, all insecure
i look at her and simply refer
my self to her friends, i show em the best friends test
then i grab the chick that i just negged
we build some report, i know she wants more
now its time to hit the dance floor

life in the club as a pick up artist
smoking no drugs just sippin bicardis
getn some love making bitches go retarded
feeling that lust and i'm just getting started

bitches are a dym a dozen
next week i'll be fucking your cousin
with the same routines and the same old lines
spitting it to the bitches that are so damn fine

see its not what you say its how you fucking say it
but that don't mean that you can simply spray it
its how you play it, cool and collected
if you do this you'll both be having breakfast
see all girls want is a man with some class
a man whos not afraid to fuck her in the ass
see she needs some direction
from your pimp perspective
then she'll trust you to bang her irrispective
of the social norms and of your average form
of the fact you look at too much porn
see this is why we play this game
once you've tried you'll never be the same
you don't need money and you don't need fame
all you need is some mother fucking game

life in the club as a pick up artist
smoking no drugs just sippin bicardis
getn some love making bitches go retarded
feeling that lust and i'm just getting started

bitches are a dym a dozen
next week i'll be fucking your cousin
with the same routines and the same old lines
spitting it to the bitches that are so damn fine

i'ma pickup artist and i'm pimpin hardest
your girls on my dick while i'm sipping my bicardis
irrelevant if shes black, irrelevant if shes white
all that matters is your game is fucking tight
see bitches are a dym a dozen
therefore rejection don't mean nothing
roll up to her, strutting yo stuff
if she turns you down, who gives a fuck
consistently do this and you will see
you can get laid so easily
now its time to roll to the club
every PUA out there good fucking luck
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#1

Jtron

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Join Date: 04/03/2009 | Posts: 0

Classic tune man haha.
Good luck gettin your bootcamp
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#2

Jizzle

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Join Date: 06/10/2007 | Posts: 47

Cheers, by the way if anyone has any suggestions/rhymes to add in let me kno as theres still room for another verse.
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besserwisser

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Join Date: 07/28/2008 | Posts: 3081

Post a sample, dude.
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#4

Corksil

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Join Date: 03/03/2009 | Posts: 1340

besserwisser wrote:
Post a sample, dude.
word.
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#5

Jizzle

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Join Date: 06/10/2007 | Posts: 47

done, see above
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Die Nutte

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Join Date: 03/17/2010 | Posts: 163

hahahah, nice.

solid B.

Quality-wise there is a lot that could be done though.
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#7

Jizzle

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Join Date: 06/10/2007 | Posts: 47

Yea haha i recorded it on a headphone mic in my room, quality was out of the question.
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Jizzle

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Join Date: 06/10/2007 | Posts: 47

iTunes link now up
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#9

Jizzle

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Join Date: 06/10/2007 | Posts: 47

Ha! cool thanks man have changed it.
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#10

b4bygirl

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Join Date: 05/20/2010 | Posts: 4

haha funny, you may want to be careful playing that to any of your girls though lol mite get a bitch slap!
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