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March 29th, 2017
Ze 30-day challenge to ze fuck: ze Legend of ze Doubble Phuck, and ze 2nd 30-Day Challenge to ze fuck: Ze Kompute3000 Archivez
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 17
Monday.

Hello zis iz Paris Boum Boum. Paris means zat I live in Paris, Boum Boum means zat I am not gay.
Tonight the streets were empty. I went to a bar nearby, talked to one girl who waz on her way out, and went back home.
Now, Kompute3000 wants to say something. Kompute3000, take ze mic.

“ZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTThank YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYou.
Tooooooooooooooooooday I want to make you think abooooooooooooooooooooooooooout 3 important ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthings.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst: the only way to avoid pain in the long term is not to avoid approaching, it iis tooooo apppppprooooooooooooooooooooach. You decide whether you want the longer term pain of not having the skillset by avoiding approaching, or the shorter term pain of having an unpleasant interaction, that will yield a good skillset in the longer term.
SeccccccccccccccccccoirtureghlskrtglqkehrluhGIHLIRTSRTJRBMBQMGRMOIRGJAMOIJGOMIJEOIJGOIJROMIEJMOIJGMAIJGREMIJ”

Ok, sorry guys, Mandala wanted to talk, but I think this is gross.
What were you saying again?

“SECONDLY, YOUR CLOSING MOVES MUST NOT BE CONDITIONED BY THE GIRL’S REACTIONS, BUT BY YOUR OWN MINDSET. lvqhliquhgrliuqheliqhueghuyieroiuyoiuyoiuyoiuyoiuyiuyiuiyiuyiui.
READ THIS: http://www.ryanforreal.com/?p=25.”

Thank you very much sir. Mandala stay quiet. What else?
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_ACCESSING
_DOWNLOAD
“YOU HAVE TO START BY 110% CONFIDENCE BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SUCCEED. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE A LOSER, YOU’LL STIFLE YOURSELF AND EVERYTHING WILL FAIL. CONFIDENCE IS NOT THE END GOAL IT IS THE STARTING POINT”.

Interesting.
Is that all?
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_ACCESSING
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_STARTING MANDALA PROTOCOL
_DOWNLOAD

“LAST THING: http://redtube.com/34115”

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_ACCESSING
_ENDING MANDALA PROTOCOL
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#32
ApuPimpin

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lol were you trashed when you wrote this?
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Robert Greene - "The 48 laws of power"

“If you are not yourself, if you surrender your personality, you have nothing left to give the world. You have no pleasure, no use, nothing which will attract and charm me, for by the suppression of your individuality, you lose your distinctive character.”

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My FR's. Give me feedback gawd damnit
Apupimpin: Round 2
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#33
maxil

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 :D :D :D  This shit really made me laugh. You're funny ... But stop bitching out, and GO FOR ZE FUCK !!!

Have fun ;)
Paris Boum Boum wrote:
DAY 17

Hello zis iz Paris Boum Boum. Paris means zat I live in Paris, Boum Boum means zat I am not gay.
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 18
Tuesday.

Hello zis iz Paris Boum Boum. I am funny.

Today I didn’t want to go out. I finally went out though, but a bit late.
In the first bar there weren’t many cute girls.

I talked to a tall thin girl. I didn’t care.

I talked to another tall thin brunette. I didn’t care.

I talked to another tall thin brunette. I didn’t care

I didn’t approach two blonde girls. I wonder why though. I must have cared.

I talked to a hot black girl. I started grabbing her when I realized it waz her 6ft5 husband who waz coming and listening to us.

I tried to talk to a brunette with big tits. I sat next to her but choded out and didn’t open as hard as I knew I should have, and I stayed in her group but as a spectator, I didn’t hook at all wiz her. I don’t understand, zey were dorx, maybe she waz intimidated, I don’t know.

I approached a 2 set in the street near a bar. Zey were talking to a tall guy, I saw the Azian girl gesturing a blow job, so I teased zem on zat. I waz having a snack, zey wanted some, I said I bought it at the blow job store, we chatted blah blah. I think it waz too high energy, I waz calling ze Azian girl a Srwoot (slut wiz a foreign accent), at first zey laughed zen zey didn’t like it (“-you have to respect her!”). I told Azian girl to come with me so that I can show her where I had my snack although I told her it waz closed already. Ze friend ran to us and came wiz us. Zen zey saw it waz closed, so zey walked away and she said she didn’t like me any more. I reopened her when a guy was chatting her. She said she doezn’t even know me, ze guy said to leave zem alone in zat case, I didn’t want to amog, and I called it a night.
My mistakes seem clear to me now: I went too overboard wiz borderline humor, I didn’t use some time to show I waz a chill cool guy, I looked like total asshole, I didn’t use ze opportunity of her asking me a bit of my snack for ze 10th time to make something cool happen.
I didn’t care about her, but I waz slightly fazed by zeir reaction. Funny. So ze cool thing iz zat I opened in ze street.

I felt ze fury grow, it waz awesome, but when I waz really furious I waz already home.

So tonight I didn’t get ze fuck. Tomorrow I’ll go out earlier, where zere are more cute girlz, and I’ll get ze fuck.


DAY 19
Wednesday.
Hello, zees ees Paris Boum Boum.
Tonight I went out earlier, which waz a good thing. But zere weren’t many cute girls in ze barz I went to, so I waz out for nothing.

I talked to a brunette on my way out of ze first bar. We hit it off pretty well, she had beautiful eyes, but she waz not zat hot so I ejected.

I went to ze second bar. I like zat bar because zere are many girls and it is free, but I don’t like it because you can hardly see ze face of ze person you’re talking to.

I interacted a few seconds wiz a short brunette with glasses. I didn’t push it further.

I talked to ze fatty who waz nearby. Fatty waz fun.

I spotted a short blonde I waz afraid to approach. Her face seemed so perfect, and her attitude so bitchy. I waz so afraid of her. Meeeeh. After some time, I grabbed her and said “hey, I’m wearing my new jeans today”. She said “mmm ok”. I said zey were so cool, she looked at me as if I were a creep, and I thought “zis iz lost!”.
Here iz ze interesting part.
I hesistated to re-approach. I hip bumped her, wiz no reaction from her part. After a while, I grabbed her by her coat and said something she couldn’t hear, zen I said I didn’t understand, all ze time clawing her. When ze music finished, I re-approach her, grabbed her again and said “btw, my name iz Paris”. She answered, I quote:
Shit, I don’t like ethnic people”.
I answered something along ze lines of “cool I have my n.azi party member card” (should have said I have my card too). She said it waz not funny, I said it waz a funny card because it waz pink.
Zen we moved, we chatted a bit.
And she wanted us to leave ze bar together.
?
I don’t know if it waz for ze fuck.

And zen….
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_ACCESSING KOMPUTE3000 PROTOCOL
_DOWNLOADING SCHWARZENEGGER’S ACCENT

“HELLO ZIS IZ KOMPUTE3000. VEE KOULD HAVE GOTTEN ZE FUCK BUT ZERE WERE MANY INCONGRUENCIES IN ZE DATA WE WERE PROCESSING. IN ZE DARKNESS SHE WAZ AN 8, BUT OUTSIDE HER FACE CHANGED COMPLETELY. SO I HAD TO DISABLE MANDALA SO AZ NOT TO INFRINGE ON ZE GOLDEN ROOLE.”

_END KOMPUTE3000 PROTOCOL

So I ignored her invitation. She asked how she could see me again, and asked for my #.

As soon as she left, I approach a 2 set I waz afraid to open. I interrupted zem wiz a creepy voice:
“Hello zees iz Paris. I have new jeanz. I eat snacks like Rain man”.
Zey were a bit amused, and a bit creeped out, so I ejected and called it a night.

So tonight I didn’t get ze fuck wiz ze hot girl. But I am smart and cloze to it. I am Rain Man wiz a dick.
So tomorrow I'll get ze fuck. 
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maxil

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Okey, I'm not disappointed this time. But Rush it dude, only 10 days to go ! 
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#36
Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 20
Thursday.


Secret Room, May 20th, Paris, France.

K3000: I HAF REQUESTET A SECRET MEEETING BECAUSE OF ZE RESULTS WE ARE HAVING, WHICH KOULD BE MUCH MUCH BETTER. I AM GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. I HOPE VEE VILL MANAGE TO WORK TOGETHER FOR OUR MUTUAL INTEREST.

MANDALA: Boobs.

K3000: LET’S START ZE MEETING BY A DETAILED ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. PARIS, YOU CAN BEGIN.

PARIS: Thanks, everyone. I am a bit nervous because I am talking to my dick and to my brain, which is kind of unusual for me. Here iz what happened though.
I went out early, and far away from where I live, but I didn’t find any good venue. Zen I stumbled upon a friend I haven’t for months, so I spent some time wiz him. Zen one of my favorite bar closed early because zey were throwing a party elsewhere, so my night didn’t really start before 1am.
I went to a bar where I had funny adventures a while ago.

I talked to a girl in ze toilets.

I saw a girl dancing, she had a good body. She waz wiz her friends and looked like she waz on something. I went in, didn’t say anything, kept EC to a maximum and slowly started to cut in, getting closer and closer to her face.
M: Cunt
K3000: I TRANSLATE, WHY DIDN’T YOU MAKE OUT ?
P: Well, it waz ze start of ze night, and zere were ze friends, and I didn’t want to fuck her.

Zen I assumed most of ze people would go to ze party, so I went zere.

1- I saw Tall blonde on a couch. She seemed hot in ze darkness. I went in, I talked, I teased her. I sit hugged her, which iz basically zat you hug her while you are standing up and she is sat down, so her head iz at ze level of your dick. I sat down, waz very physical. One of her friend came in to rescue her, not even acknowledging me. I defused ze situation by talking loudly to him. After a while anozer guy came in and took her, he waz ze BF I think. Zey all left shortly after.
M: Sex
K3000: ZAT MEANS, WHY DIDN’T YOU CLOSE?
P: I waz ready to make out and do ozer stuff as soon as she would come back, but they just left. In retrospect I should maybe have isolated her elsewhere. But I didn’t realize at first zat ze guyz around were wiz her.

2-I saw Little blonde finger. I teased her because she waz pointing her finger at whatever. Zen I cut in, got very very cloze to her face and about to kiss, but I didn’t go for it.
M: Clit
K3000: MANDALA IZ RIGHT, WHY DIDN’T YOU KISS HER?
P: Well, I am not gonna kiss every girl here, especially when I am not zat interested.

3- I saw Little blonde counter at ze counter. I told her I had a big car, I had a big watch, and asked her if she lived at her parents’. My favorite conversation these days. She waz laughing, zen I ejected.
M: Blow job.
K3000: M IS RIGHT AGAIN, WHY DIDN’T YOU GIVE HER A CHANCE?
P: Honestly I didn’t care. Anozer blonde hipster wiz no tits.

4-Girl from Wales waz nearby, I think zey were from ze same group. Talk, fun, physical, eject.
M: Pubic hair
K3000:I AGREE, YOU SHOULD JUSTIFY THAT BEHAVIOR.
P: Well again I didn’t care.

5-Zere waz a guy near Tall brunette Mary On, but I approached. I got physical alzough I didn’t have much to say, zen I defused ze tension by introducing myself to zem and ejecting, because I waz on my way to look for my stuff. Ze guy said “Thx, now I know her name”.
M: Nipples.
K3000: ZAT WAZ GAY.
P: I reopened after but half heartedly and it didn’t hook.

6-I talked to Azian long hair. Zen I tried to move her to ze dancefloor by grabbing her arm and leading her zere, but it didn’t work, she would stay zere.
M: Tight pussy.
K3000: I SECOND THAT, IT DIDN’T MEAN IT WAZ OVER, IT ONLY MEANT YOU HAVE TO FIND ZE RIGHT TIMING.

7-I talked to Azian short hair but didn’t plow.
M: Handjob
K3000: SO WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING TO GIRLZ YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN?
P: Because I rarely see the kind of girl I want, which puts me in a scarcity mindset when I meet one.

8-I talked to Black girl. My Black girl attract phase iz tight lol. Bazically I just say very offensive content racial wise, and zey love it. Too bad I don’t like black girlz zat much.
She had a beautiful smile, but by ze end of ze night she waz wasted.
M: Fuck.
K3000: Could you at least make out?
P: Yes, I even contemplated doing zis, zen I realized she knew many people I knew so zat would bring me nothing interesting.
K3000: BECAUSE YOU DECIDED YOU DIDN’T WANT TO FUCK HER?
P: Look, I know what I want now: a beautiful girl, or a cute wiz big boobz. Zees iz when I met…

9-Big boob Nalia $$$$: I waz in ze toilets and guyz were talking to her because of her boobs. One guy told her she looked like a random French star. I said “Her? She has psychological problems”. Zen I inadvertently slammed her against ze wall because people behind me were pushing us to get out. Her eyez got wide opened and she said “WHAT?”. I cut in and said “you have psychological problems. You know it”. She waz giggling. So the rest of ze interaction consisted in me being very funny and assholish, her giggling and looking at me like she wanted to fuck me, and us being very physical. Zen she said her BF waz coming. I said he’s gonna get jealous zen. She replied she didn’t even love him. Zen ze BF came. I waz nice wiz him, but her girl waz very attracted to me, so after a few minutes he grabbed her by ze arm and led her elsewhere. After zat, whenever she waz making out wiz her guy, and her head waz in my direction, I would lock EC, and give her ze finger. She would do ze same by sticking her finger out and licking it. But she waz wiz ze BF. She left by saying “bye my love”.
M: ng...
K3000: ZAT MEANS" DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wannnnna FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
P: Hey, she’s got a BF! Ok, the best thing I could have done should have been to take a # or a FB for later. But I wazn’t in solid game bullshit, I waz in full ONS asshole mode. Zat girl I would have fucked wizout any hesitation.
K3000: WHAT ABOUT ZE OZER GIRLZ?
P: I am making it short.

10-Grey girl: thought she waz hot, I didn’t hook much, but she wazn’t very hot.

11-Cute blonde: I talked to her outside, zen ze BF came out and zey went away.

12-US girl: She seemed hot, I hooked well, I befriended ze friends, but it waz late, I didn’t think I could ONS her in front of her friends, so I took a FB from one of her friends, zey seemed like cool party people. I saw her pics, not very hot.

13- Tall brunette. I waz in, she’s super cool, she’s kind of cute, but no tits. We spent some time at ze end of ze night, I may see her tomorrow, but zat’s it.

K3000: I THINK MANDALA WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING.

M: oegjqiuhfqiufhfluhflhflkhflkfh^`m``^$^ù`ù$^$^
K3000: … WHICH TRANSLATES AS:
Look man. Look at me in my eye. Look at what you see. I am a dick. I want a hot before the end of the month, or I take total control of your rational faculties and you’ll end up banging fatties in the middle of a hotel hall. Did I make myself clear?
Now get off and find me the hotties.


_End of meeting.
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 21
Friday

Hello zis iz Paris Boum Boum. I am from Paris. I am a chode.

I don’t take care of my sleep so I waz a zombie all night long.

I don’t approach when I am with a big group of female friends.

I try to “game” a girl in my social circle but I don’t show intent, I don’t stick to her and I don’t pull ze trigger although the girl waz a 8.99995.

I think zat my subtle retro-engineered behavior can make me attractive, instead of staying authentic and going for what I want.

I care so much about ze outcome zat I didn’t talk to my girl when we were in our final venue. No wonder she left 1h after.

I don’t take #, zat way I am sure I will never see zat girl again.

I don’t lead people when zey are all waiting for me to lead, zat way I am sure to mess up everything and to crush my state.

I think I am above ze process so I don’t approach girlz when I am supposed to but don’t feel ze need to.

I let ze inner chode grow bigger and bigger throughout ze night, which causes me to make very lame approaches when I force myself to approach.

I don’t approach girlz because I think zey are not hot enough.

I tried to finger a girl wiz big boobz I don’t care about on ze dancefloor, but I didn’t try to close the hot hard to get 9 I met a few weeks ago.

I don’t have authentic conversations wiz people and I am always looking for ze right thing to say zat will magically make ze girl suck my cock in ze street.

I don’t behave genuinely wiz zem and I don’t make ze effort to connect wiz zem, zat way I am sure I have no chance of banging ze hotties from zeir social circle.

I am not focused on closing because I am so afraid of fucking up zose magical interactions, so everybody thinks I can bang new hotties everyday but in reality compared to zat I am not very successful.

I think I have standards so I don’t meet girlz I like very often, which makes me a big selective pimp ++++, but when I meet a girl I want I almost always find a way to not bang her, be it by not approaching, being too anxious, pushing but not pulling, saying weird shit, feeling bad and screwing it up, not plowing, not isolating, letting my state get crushed by whatever, not staying zere, not leading, ejecting too early, trying to “gayme”, not moving around ze venue, not befriending ze friends enough, not asking for ze #, not calling, and/or not trying to pull.

I think someday I am gonna be a big pimp.

Please kill me.
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#38
Paris Boum Boum

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#39
threesome

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Same here. Im pretending to self amuse. Tricky shit, you can see an example in my last post.

Comon mann keep going, LETS PUSH THIS SHIT.

Out tonight, criteria for success: 1 beer/hour + self amuse. Nothing else matters.
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DAY 22
Saturday.

Hello zees eez Paris Boum Boum. I don’t want to write much today.

Tonight my night waz doomed to be a failure. Friends flaked, venues were closed, parties were lame.

But now I realize I had some great interactions. Among which:

-Breakfast club girl (she reminded me a bit of the weird girl from ze movie). She waz hot, she waz a photograph. We exchanged #s.

-Aristocat girl. Very cute, classy. We had fun. Zen she waz wiz a guy I think waz ze BF and I couldn’t find her when I looked for her afterwards.

-Cute brunette. I could have been blown out during ze first seconds, but I kept my cool and zen we had a good interactions. Her friends were giggling and zeir subcoms were “dude, no need to befriend ze friend, our lucky found your cool cock tonight”. But I got busy and didn’t reopen soon enough. Zey left ze crowded bar and found some cool cock elsewhere.

-Potatoe girl. She’s a young cutie wiz short hair. She doezn’t have big boobz but she iz really cute. My opener waz something like “hey, do you like potatoes?”. Ze key points waz zat in ze first seconds I waz overloading her brain while gently taking her hand. I thought I lost her twice afterwards, first time when zose guys were gaming her and all ze ozer girlz around -but I kept my cool and amogged zem softly- second time when I saw her disappear into ze night. I waz angry. So when I saw her again I isolated her, made out wiz her, & took her #. I didn’t want to ditch my friend so I didn’t go for ze SNL.

-I waz hanging wiz a girl I knew and introduced her as "Barbie facial".

So tonight I didn’t get ze fuck.
But it doezn’t matter because if I man ze fuck up I have a few fucks zat can be lined up zis week.
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