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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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Join Date: 04/02/2009 | Posts: 2948

Hello zees iz Paris Boum Boum. I’m French. I like Swedish girls with big boobs, and other girls with big boobs. I want to fuck ze chicks, so I go out every day for 30 days. I am not gay.

DAY 1
I go too a concert. Zere is a chick, she is cute, but I am afraid to approach her. I remembered I was not gay, so after a while I try to fuck ze chick:
M-Hey you hurt me with your chains.
H-What?
M-What is that?
H-Oh sorry it’s my belt, see blablah…
M-What’s the use? Do you get tied up to trees like a bike with that?
H-This is not very nice
M-Come on! It’s Saturday night, time to laugh!
H-mmm…
M-I laugh only on Saturdays. I don’t laugh the other days. I lost the habit of being funny because of that, I only say lame jokes. Do you know any?
H-Yeah, blablah
M-That was lame. We should make a stand up duo together.
I stall.
2 or 3 times after I try to resuscitate the convo, and zere are at least 15 min between each attempt. During the last one I was in so low a state she blew me out.

Zen I go to a place where zere are many chicks. I was very afraid by everything.
I didn’t hook a tall blonde who was passing by. She answered nicely but that was it. Later on I saw she got cavemanned by a guy who hardly talked to her and zey made out. But later she blew him off like a fucking piss of sheet. Loozer.
I bombed with a tall long-haired brunette. Shee waz afraid of me.
I ejected from a cute little brunette with glasses because I stalled. I reopened later on, we were talking, zen a guy went in and said “I want your #”, she gave it to him. Slut.
I bombed with a short-haired brunette.
I ejected after 2 min with another small brunette, because she wasn’t very responsive. Oddly enough, she recognized me during the night and was nice with me. Slut.
I bombed with a 4 set.
I approached direct for ze first time ever with a tall Swedish girl. I like Swedish girls very much, I want to be nice to them. The friends left as soon as they heard me say “hey I think you’re cute”, she was a bit uncomfortable and was waiting for me to say something so that she could judge me on it. I lost it when I started talking about fucking in the street.
I approached a 3 set, and ejected after 5 min.

I didn’t get ze fuck.
But it doezn’t matterz, I’ll get ze fuck tomorrow.
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 2

I went out becose I wanted to get ze fuck with a hot chix. I went to a big bar. I am not gay, but I waz afraid of everything. So I told my female friend: “today I am like a little girl”. Zen I remembered girls had big boobs so I talked to ze girls.

A rather cute brunette kissed me, without me saying much. Nothing happened after, because when I re-approached her I remarked she didn’t have big boobs.

I grabbed a girl by the arm, clawed her in and talked to her to show you could talk to somebody without having anything to say. I was very physical with her, then I let her go.

I talked to a little brunette, and thought she somewhat dismissed me. But whenever I would stumble upon her after she would smile or say something. She didn’t even realize she waz only a warm up set and I don’t care about her!

I flirted with the bartender I like: I dismissed her as my favorite bartender, pretended to be angry with her, then I apologized for having cheated on her with her sister. And her mother. She was laughing very much as I waz  taking her hand in my hand. Her colleagues and the people nearby in that noisy venue were wondering what I was saying to make her react the way she did. I don't care, I didn't fuck her. 

I approached a little blonde girl, she was compliant and the interaction was nice. I didn’t close because I didn’t want to fuck her.

I approached another blonde girl who was with a girl I wanted to approach when I was choding out. The interaction waz very good. I was very physical wiz my body. I tried something I understood from watching the first little video about the hotseat seminar, and the result was nice. I saw in her face it triggered something in her. I isolated her, I didn’t make out, because I was wondering if she waz very hot. I even asked my female friend “is she very hot?”. I didn’t bring her home. She asked me my facebook, we exchanged #, I wrote something tonight and she answered. I answered a while after, and I realized I shouldn’t have and maybe I should have waited more. Or maybe I should haved fucked her in the grass.

So tonight I didn’t get ze fuck.
But it doezn’t matterz, I’ll get ze fuck tomorrow.
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 3
Monday.

Hello this is Paris Boum Boum. I am French, but I am not gay. Tonight zough, I was gay because I didn’t talk to the girls. There waz no cute girls however. There waz Swedish girls in ze last bar but I don’t believe them.

So tonight I didn’t get ze fuck.
But it doezn’t matterz, I’ll get ze fuck tomorrow.
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 4
Tuesday.

Hello I want to fuck ze hot chicks.
Today ze weather was very bad, all the chicks stayed at home.

I approached a blonde girl.
I approached the group of another blonde girl, but didn’t push it further, at first because she was cute but had no tits, then because she left.
I talked to a cute blonde who was with a guy.

I approached the cutest girl there, a brunette. She waz a bit standoffish at first. I waz having fun with a guy I knew, so she just stayed zere listening to us after I approached. I got physical with my body, I joked with her.
She was thrilled by my project: “We will open a kebab shop, and I will grow a moustache just for you”. She asked for a kiss one her cheek, I just slided my lower lip on her cheek. She said it was gross. We had a great interaction, then I left, and when I would be passing by she would grab my ass.

Ok so everything is cool so far. I want to ze fuck.

The bar is very small, and she was in the middle of her friends. I tried to isolate, telling her to go outside with me, but she wouldn’t follow me. One of her friends was the DJ, she wanted to dance with her girls.
Later on I reopened, I thought I had to kiss, but I didn’t because of all the people around. Usually it’s not a problem, but this time I don’t know why I “wanted to play it tight”. I don’t know why I modified my approach, I thought I shouldn’t kiss her there, although I’ve kissed a lot of girls at the exact same place, and fucked a girl in the street from there last month.
I let it there.
I reopened outside later on, physical all the time. She complained that I grabbed her by the shirt, and said if she wanted to have her body pressed against mine, she would do it by herself. I said I shouldn’t do that again, and I did it again. She left.
I went to the toilets. She asked me for coke. I don’t like that, I replied to her a bit harshly, she said it wasn’t for her but for a friend, and she left.
I reopened after a while, we danced, I wait for iois, I dance with her, I go for the kiss, denied. I want to isolate her fully and make out, so I grab her and bring her to the very small room nearby. She said that she wanted to go back to where she was, she said that I didn’t understand, she left me. I grabbed her, she left.

They all left and so did I.
Now I realize that I didn’t chill with her. I’m not even sure of what her name was lol

On my way I talked to a friend of a friend. I told her I was afraid of girls. It was fun, but it went nowhere.

So I didn’t get ze fuck. My dick is very angry.
But it doezn’t matterz, I’ll get the fuck tomorrow.
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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Zis iz my cheatsheet:

Paris Boum Boum's cheatsheet for ze fuck:
-I make 10 approaches a night
-I don't think about what I'll say next
-I approach confidently
-I go for ze fuck
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Paris Boum Boum wrote:
Hello zees iz Paris Boum Boum. I’m French. I like Swedish girls with big boobs, and other girls with big boobs. I want to fuck ze chicks, so I go out every day for 30 days. I am not gay.

DAY 1
I go too a concert. Zere is a chick, she is cute, but I am afraid to approach her. I remembered I was not gay, so after a while I try to fuck ze chick:




Lol so I just saw this thread.

I'm going to love this thread hahahahaha.

You earned 5 stars in my book just for these quotes
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"Understand: It is within your power to set your own price. How you carry yourself reflects what you think of yourself. If you ask for a little, shuffle your feet and lower your head, people will assume this reflects your character. But this behavior is not you-it is only how you have chosen to present yourself to other people"
Robert Greene - "The 48 laws of power"

“If you are not yourself, if you surrender your personality, you have nothing left to give the world. You have no pleasure, no use, nothing which will attract and charm me, for by the suppression of your individuality, you lose your distinctive character.”

Edward Wilmot Blyden (1832 – 1912) Liberian statesman

My FR's. Give me feedback gawd damnit
Apupimpin: Round 2
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 5
Wednesday.
Hello zis is Paris Boum Boum, I want to reproduce wiz ze hot chicks. I am not gay.
I went to a cool concert, I was there with 2 female friends.
Again, I couldn’t approach with zose friends around, so I wondered if I was gay. I pictured myself getting pounded in the ass, and it was not nice, so I scanned ze room to find cute girls. There was a blonde one in the middle of a group, I postponed my approach as I was on my way to the toilets, then I couldn’t see her anymore. There was a brunette I already approached a while ago, so I thought “it doezn’t count”.

After a while I became sick and tired of my gayness. And many girls were leaving.
So I approached a cute blonde, I went straight in. We talked, I stayed there, zen I realized she wasn’t as hot as I thought, because she had no big boobz, so I let it there.
I choded a bit more.

Zere was a cute brunette I haven’t approached yet. I went straight in.
M: Hey, I’m Paris, I love chocolate.
H: Hey, I’m C, I like chocolate too!
M: I love milk chocolate with caramel.
H: I don’t like that so much.
M: Me and you, we’re opening a chocolate factory tomorrow.
Blah blah, I touch her a bit, blah blah. She was with 2 guys, so I befriend the guys.
I re-approached once or twice after that, but it had no impact. I asked her what she was doing after, “sleeping” she said.
I got mad tired, and I choded out alone, my friends all left. I masturbated thinking of Sweden.
After a while, I got tired of my bullshit again. And I remembered the mistakes I did yesterday (ie not qualifying, not connecting, not making it happen, not fucking).
So I re-approached, telling her I wanted to introduce her to butterflies I saw, but they left, and I asked her if she was exercising (“no but I used to do gymnastics”), and if she could speak foreign languages. Zen I tried to extract, by suggesting her to go get some chocolate crepes with me. The friends wanted to stay there until it closed. I didn’t want to wait for them, so I said bye, she said to me we’ll see each other around, I said “what about some chocolate on Sunday afternoon?”, she said ok.
I took the #, I texted her soon after (I count that as my mandatory phone girl for today), she replied, and I didn’t answer because I remembered it did me no good on day 2.

So, I didn’t get ze fuck.
But it doezn’t matterz, maybe I am gay.
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Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 6

Hello zees iz Paris Boum Boum. I am not gay but I have many gay friends, and I wanted to get ze fuck so I called 2 prostitutes. Zen zey said I had to pay money or I don’t have ze fuck, so I called zem prostitutes because I waz angry.
I still wanted to get ze fuck, so I called 2 female friends to have social proof. Zen at ze last moment zey said zey would go elsewhere because zey had to see zeir ozer friends from abroad. In that bar zere was no girls, I had mad social proof though.

I waz fed up wiz zis because it is a 30-day challenge for ze fuck, and at 1am I haven’t fucked yet.
I approached 2 girls talking to each ozer, but I didn’t say anything. Zey kept on talking so I began to flex my muscles. My friends were laughing, zey are stupid.

So I ditched everyone and went to anozer bar very far by myself.
On my way, I talked to people wandering in the street.
I asked 2 English girls for directions. Zey giggled when I said I loved zem, zen I realized they looked like ze prostitutes I had on ze phone, so I killed zem and buried zem in ze basement.
No I am joking, it was a joke.

I teased a cute girl in ze first bar I went to. She laughed, touched my arm, and went to ze toilets. Slut.

I left bar just after because I had no money and went to ze ozer bar, and zere waz 120 guys for 10 girls. What ze fuck.

I talk to ze first group I see. Ze blonde girl doezn’t talk much, and ze tall guy iz amogging me jokingly. So I killed ze mozerfucker and called ze jihad on his ass.
Joke! Again!

I talk to a girl wiz big boobs. Ha ha ha, blah blah blah, touch touch touch. Zen I eject.

I talk to 2 guys in ze corner. They give me a beer.

I talk to a chubby girl at ze bar. I have nothing to say to her.

I talk to another chubby girl wiz bit tits, she was her friend.

I talk to a blonde girl at ze bar. She talks about something I don’t understand.

I talk to a Greek girl. She said she doezn’t speek French, only English. I don’t care, I keep on talking in French, and she replies in Greek. It was very funny, I claw her in, I isolate, she says “parabolic kosmou”. Zen she ditched me to see her friends, because we have been talking for 5 min, and we don’t speek the same language.

I talk to a little brunette. She is not responding, but I stay there. I make fun of her because she doezn’t understand anything. Zen we are touching, we dance, zen she goes to her friend.

I talk to anozer brunette, I say “blah blah blah”. She ignores me.

I talk to a brunette wiz big boobs. I say I love gay bars usually, but not tonight. She says “ok”. I say I love chocolate. She sayz “cool”. Zen I leave. Maybe I should have fucked her zen & zere.

I don’t speak to a blonde girl. She is wiz a guy and zey are talking since I came in. I thought maybe I am gay.
So I approach ze guy, make out wiz him, and extract to a seduction location. Zen I kill him, and blame him for me not getting the fuck tonight.
→ $$$ JOKE $$$ ←

So I didn’t get ze fuck tonight.
But it doezn’t matterz, I’ll get ze fuck tomorrow.
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You will get ze fuck.
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Skeet skeet skeet
Naw thats tha other mayne
'cause my skeet never leak
out this rubber mayne
T&A ain't worth a nigga DNA
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Paris Boum Boum

Paris Boum Boum

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DAY 7

Hello, zees iz Paris Boum Boum, I am not gay.
Tonight I wanted to get ze fuck, so I went to a bar I like with a female friend. She came with other female friends. Zey all wanted to get laid. Sluts.

I waz a bit gay at the beginning. Zen I remembered I waz not gay, so I started looking for ze fuck wiz a girl who iz not gay.

Zere waz a cute tanned girl at ze counter.
M: Did you know I like chocolate pancakes?
H: Ha ha, no way, do you want me to order one for you?
M: Yeah, you can try.
A few minutes later:
H: I’m sorry they didn’t have any!
M: Oh it’s because that’s a bar, I’m cool wiz that, you can order me a pizza with cheese instead.
H: Ha ha
I leave, and whenever she seez me she comes to talk to me. Once I say “you are my thing, you do what I tell you to do”, and she blushes. But I don’t care because there waz hotter girlz everywhere.

I talk to a blonde girl who iz with a brunette I already talked to a while before. It iz on, I touch her body while talking about a little guy who dances very well. Zen i realize zere are hotter girlz everywhere, so I ditch her.

I go talk to a 2 set, an ugly blonde girl wiz a very hot brunette wiz big boobz.
M: Is it bad if I steal muffins?
Ug: What?
M: Will you help me? I need muffins.
Zen another girl who waz wiz zem says “Hi!” and she gives me a beer. Cool.
I plow wiz ze brunette but it waz hard because she was in sort of a corner, zen she becomes very cold. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

I see a rather cute blonde girl. I don’t say anything, I just grab her arm and karaoke with her hand. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

I talk to anozer cute blonde who waz in her group. It doezn’t get ze fuck. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

I talk to a girl I met before. Zen her friend comes in. She says hello. A few minutes after, she comes see me and says “you’re hot”. I say “ho that’s nice”, I hug her, and I leave. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

I talk to a cute brunette. It is on. It waz very cool, she waz waiting for me to seal ze deal. Zen I realized anozer brunette with big boobs iz way hotter. So I ditch her. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

I see ze cute brunette with big boobs. I wait for ze right moment because zere are guyz around her all ze time. Zen I just go, but it doezn’t hook. I wait more. Zen one of ze guys around her kisses her. He’s a slut. A while after we talk to each ozer, it’s cool but it’s closing time. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

I spot a hot Eurasian girl I approached a few weeks ago. I ignored her zat night, but I had fun with her white friend. Zen ze white girl said something about “it’s too bad, you come here all ze timez”. Which means: I can’t have an ONS wiz you, I am gonna see you’re fucking face all ze timez here. After zat I talk to her Eurasian friend, I ask her if she comes all ze timez, she says no. I know it’s not true, so it’s funny. I talk to her outside, she iz wiz a guy who I think is the BF. I talk to both of zem, zen I position myself besides ze girl to shut him out because I am a mozerfucker. I get physical wiz my body, we dance outside wiz no music. I qualify her a lot, it’s funny.
Zen girlz I know come and tease me for being wiz anozer woman. Whores.
I resume my business, zen ze white friend comes back, and ze guy grabs ze girl and off zey go.
I realize I waz very gay for not at least taking ze number, or putting my dick in her mouth in front of ze BF.

I go to anozer bar. I exchange 3 sentences with a group of girlz.

Zen I spot a super hot brunette. I think I can’t do it, she is seated with 3 guys around, and I am hungry. I go grab something to eat. When I come back, she’s still here, and ze ozer fuckerz are still here too.
M: (thinking) I can’t do zat, I should wait for ze right moment.
M: (thinking) but if I don’t do zat I won’t get the Medal of ze Fuck
M: …
M: (approaching, I go through ze group) Hey do you like chocolate?
H: what ? No, no, no (pointing maybe at one of ze guy)
I eject. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere. But at 2am it’s going to be way more difficult.

I go to anozer bar. 50 guys, 5 girls.
I interrupt a brunette talking to a guy, asking her “do you like potatoes?”. She says she doesn’t understand. I don’t want to speak English, so I leave. I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.
I reopen her near ze toilets in English, I realize she’s hot, but I don’t hook.

There are 2 girls being chatted by 2 guys. I just yell many times the name of my buddy who was in front of me, and we disrupt the group, the 2 girls on one side, the two guys on the other. The guys are amogged, it was so hilarious because the girls they have been chatting are jumping on us, asking our names and I did nothing so far, I just yelled a name. Mind you, even the guys were laughing because it was smoothly blatant. The girls weren’t hot, so I introduced myself to the guys, apologized for being so cool, and put them back in set.

I see a cute short girl, who looked like a girl I approach last week. Zis girl liked gymnastics, so I opened ze new girl wiz:
M: You like gymnastics.
H: What? OMG, how do you know?
Tease, joke, touch, ha ha ha, blah blah blah.
Every now & then she waz saying:
H: OMG I can’t believe you’re doing this to me right now!
On the one hand she waz VERY attracted, on the ozer hand it was a pain in ze ass because she waz TOO MUCH attracted, she waz on overdrive. It waz funny to watch, but it waz annoying because she wouldn’t believe anything I waz saying. She wouldn’t let me go, but she was very suspicious. I left after a while.
A guy in her group waz trying to hook up wiz her.
So I reapproached, I physically removed her from the guy, and forced her to come with me on the dance floor.
Long story short: we exchanged #, we made plans, we kissed but not much.
I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

I go to anozer bar. I approach ze first girl with “iuoaevhmeotomitoeigoituyoizutmoiejlkfdjqmlkvlkbdfjlmkdjqbmlkjbmlkqjmlkjmlkj”.
She doezn’t understand. Retard.

I approach a short black girl wiz “do you like potatoes?”.

I approach a group of Italian girlz. I met 2 buddies on my way, so we extract zem to anozer bar.

Ze ozer bar was shit. I approach guys wiz “So you want to hook up wiz me?”, and girls wiz “I shave my moustache but I’m still awesome”. My buddy makes out wiz one of ze Italian girlz, I don’t care, zere are hotter girlz everywhere.

Zen I realize zat zere were only guys at 5am. I suspect myself from being slightly gay. To avoid zat I decide to disappear into ze night, escaping from the invasion of the moustaches.

So I didn’t get ze fuck tonight.
But it doezn't matterz, I'll get ze fuck tomorrow.
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Awesome, yeah.
You'll get ze fuck of course, but ... with a man or a girl, well i can't tell. May be this will help us guess:



Have fun
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