Posted May 1st, 2010 at 5:28 PM
Critique/comments/props encouraged. Read on. I live in Phoenix. I just graduated from college in *** and I'm a ****. I love my profession, there's something awesome about working in a field where most of my coworkers are women. The other night we talked about their breast implants for about a half hour, that's my kind of fluff talk. Also, I work the overnight shift, so I'm used to being awake from 3:30 in the afternoon until 8:30 AM. I'm hoping this will make me awake and able to outparty everyone else when I'm out. Since I'm brand new in my profession I am still learning the ropes and dedicate a lot of time to becoming the shit in my career. Starting Jan 2010 I made a New Years resolution to get my shit with women handled, no more PUSSYFOOTING AROUND. This included a resolution to have no girlfriend for the entire year of 2010, well at least no serious relationship. A couple more things about me: I view my life as a sitcom with me as the main star of the show I like to fuck around and make goofy jokes I own every James Bond movie - I love that fukin guy Anyways.........ZZZ.....Its about bedtime since I work tonight 7pm to 730am BUT I'm finally getting off my ass and starting a field report thread ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've been up all night, well, aside from a short nap, preparing myself for the worknight saturday night. I went to a friends birthday party last night on the other side of town...well there were no hot women :/ Definitly not how I wanted to spend my Friday/only weekend night Still though, determined to work on some social skills, I stepped out of my shell and socialized and met with people there. The only person I knew was the birthday girl. It went well and I laughed to myself when I started talking to a chic and her boyfriend felt the need to come up right away and kiss her. Then this morning I went to the local coffee shop, it's walking distance to my house, barely a block past my local english pub where I do MONDAY NIGHT KARAOKE if I'm not working. I enter and greet the barista I know while taking note of any cute girls when I walk in. This place is always busy and theres a pretty good amount of good looking women that come in. The only real set at this time (830am) I decide to sit at a table adjacent to them. I make the comment while I'm sitting down "Heh, I'm glad I don't have to worry about that anymore..." They're studying for their Anatomy and Physiology final. Theres one HB7/8 and one HB6/7 [I'm not really good with the rating system but the hotter one was a definitly cute brown skinned girl]. I'm kind of in a stage right now and I would hook up with either one, even though the less attractive one is not as skinny as I like, she has braces which I find adorable. And on my list is makeout with a girl with braces so either way I'm good. So after I sat and made the comment I got out my book and grabbed a tiny posted note out of my bag to use as a book mark. Then I reengaged them with something and we started chatting, conversation HOOKED. We chat for a few minutes and I talk about how I'm excited to travel since I just got my passport yesterday. HB6/7 tells me that HB7/8 is traveling to Europe for a month in 3 weeks. She references a travel partner which I start to ASSUME is a long-term boyfriend, especially since they made the plans over a year ago. Regardless I continue to chat both of them and later find out it's just a really good friend. A friend that planned every minute of the trip. I remark how I'm usually just someone that picks up and goes without a plan, and I might even go out of country in two weeks but I'm not sure where yet. Her eyes kind of light up and she says she wishes her trip was that way. They mention their class a little bit and how they dissect cadavers and I tell them the story of my friend who saw a cadaver in high school for a class trip. When they pulled down the sheets he grasped his face and goes "GRANDPA!" and one of the med students ran out crying. He was just joking, it wasn't really his grandpa. Sometime in here I ask their names and they ask mine. Target HB7/8 thought she heard me say "Qwill" (pronounced like quill) and jokes about that. We all chat some more and they start packing up to leave for their test. They're about to walk away and I think to myself "STEP THE FUCK UP. BE A MAN. IF YOU DON'T DO SHIT NOW YOU WON'T SEE THEM AGAIN" So I go with the first thing that comes to my mind ME: "Hey this might be kind of forward but, are you single?" Looking at HB7/8 She says "Yes" and HB6/7 says "Yeah, she just became single." ME: "Well you both seem cool, I think you'd be fun to party with sometime or something. Take my number" HB7/8: [not pulling out her phone] "Do you have something to write it on?" ME: "Yeah here." I pull the post-it note off the front of my book and search for a pen in my bag HB: "Ooh, you have a post-it note ready and everything." ME: "Oh, haha that's my bookmark for this book." --------------------------------- Note too self that may look planned out, even though it wasn't. It may or may not be good? --------------------------------- They both walk out and I enjoy reading a couple more chapters of this book I just bought "Casino Royal" by Ian Flemming. I also put another post-it note on the front of my book. ********** A few minutes later I receive a text HB7/8: "Hi Qwill ;)" 5 minute wait.... ME: "Haha you better put me in your phone that way *****, or I'll kick you butt" [I look back now and realize I typed "you" instead of "your" No response for an hour, I fear I was too silly which I have a habit of sometimes.... Her: "How old are you?" ME: "26 last week, u?" Her: "Really? U look really young- that's a good thing. Guess?" ME "Lol yeah I get that a lot. 23." HER "24 ;)" HER "Happy belated" ME "Haha sweet. I'm glad, I don't date girls under 21." ME "Wait a minute, should I be worried you thought I was younger and liked that ;)" More to come... I'm off to bed!
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