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May 20th, 2013
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#61
Powerhouse

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Join Date: 06/22/2009 | Posts: 1665

cum ear, cum ear wink
ApuPimpin wrote:

Minotaur wrote:



BonoboTimes wrote:


Insolent1 wrote:
"Prostitute: Bye, sexy."

How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. S!e was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
You heard that Minotaur stop being a fucking faggot and start fucking prostitutes :) 

How else are you gonna get AIDS and be incredibly good looking like me :)
Your right bro, I prob. already got AIDS from nailing all these scallywags anyways. Next time I'll just SNL the prostitute.
Without a condom
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BonoboTimes

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THURSDAY



Dropped out of college today with one quarter left to graduate. I'm $40,000 + dollars in debt with no degree. I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in a fucking cubical sucking some dude's dick all day saying shit like: Yes, Mr. Henderson. 

I talked my way into selling luxury cars at one of my local dealerships. This is how I did it:

On the way to the main office some of the salesmen try to sell me shit. I tell them to: 

BT: GO FUCK YOURSELVES  *salesmen leave

BT: Where is the sales manager? 

Desk Lady: Oh, Don Dickerman, He's in his office. 

BT: *I have the name so I go in the back and look for the office *Fuck Sitting Down And Waiting Like A Faggot

BT: *I barg in 

BT: Hey, pleasure to meet you. I'm BT :) 

DD: ahhh, Hey, what, ummmm

BT: I'm not leaving until you put me on the lot :)

DD: What?

BT: I'm your new top producing salesman :)

DD: I'm not hiring right now

BT: I don't give a fuck :)

BT: I'm not leaving until you hire me :)

DD: Hmmmm, Can you come back at a later time?

BT: NO

DD: I'm not hiring

BT: I'm not leaving 

DD: Do you have a cover letter and resume 

BT: *hands him my shit

DD: *reads it *likes it 

DD: You have no previous sales experience, I don't think you can handle rejection. 

BT: Your right, I don't. However, I've been fucking models since I was 17. I've dealt with being called ugly, stupid, gay, creep, asshole, and a bunch of other shit. Been told to go away, don't talk to me, go fuck yourself, and I'm not interested by over three thousand women and groups of people. I can handle rejection better than anyone on this lot if not city. Not only that, I never leave. I will follow the customer across the fucking street if I have to. I simply do not give a fuck. I close.

DD: *Lights up *Loves Me *Wants to hire me

DD: I think you have what it takes to make $100,000+ a year. 

BT: See you tomorrow :)

Beasting is a way of life. Not some whack bullshit you pull out on the weekends to look cool in front of your buddies. 

Oh, and if your looking for a luxury vehicle don't hesitate to PM me.

I'll beat any price and give you free service for a year. 

:)
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#63

Insolent1

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Join Date: 02/01/2010 | Posts: 20

I knew it. He's just here to sell cars with tall tales of amazing success with women.
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#64
BonoboTimes

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Insolent1 wrote:
I knew it. He's just here to sell cars with tall tales of amazing success with women.

Hahaha, I forgot what immense faggots most faggots on this forum are :)

I would like to thank Real Social Dynamics specifically Jeff for always treating me like an equal in every regard and everyone else in the crew. (If you don't take bootcamp with Jeff your retarded and don't deserve to be great at this) 

I did it guys full identity level change :)

Since I will never log in again don't PM me if you want a luxury car instead GO FUCK YOURSELVES :) 

I wish you all the best and hope you all reach a level where this is no longer something you think about and that you get out of it what you want. I did :) 

Going forward I plan to make a killing selling cars and now that I don't have to worry about after school projects and shit I'm switching back to 7nights a week because I truly love beasting and there is nothing better in the world. 

To continue documenting my adventures would be retarded. I know my game is sick. 

Minotaur, sko beast bro :)
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Dan Da Man

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 He came. He Beasted. He Left.
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#67
Hamlet

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Reading these SF intern threads has literally boosted my game to a new level. I'm like a fucking bulldozer in the field.

RESPECT THE COCK!
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TOOBAD

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Ah that's poo - this guy was cool too - I wanna take a bootcamp with Jeffy - I reckon it would be awesome
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ApuPimpin

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I'm your virgin islander stalker

please come back so I can read more about your life

-Apu
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