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"Prostitute: Bye, sexy."
How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. She was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. She was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
Oh yeah, and I really like reading this thread. I did mean to sound like a dick, but that wasn't right. Hilarious stories. This shit could be published.
"Prostitute: Bye, sexy."
How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. She was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
You heard that Minotaur stop being a fucking faggot and start fucking prostitutes :) How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. She was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
How else are you gonna get AIDS and be incredibly good looking like me :)
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Bonobos have a lot of sexual intercourse. I thnk they fuck like every two and a half minutes. No discrim. All male fuck female. DONE!
good stuff bonono man.
good stuff bonono man.
srsly bro
lol keep on keepin on gentlemen
How else are you gonna get AIDS and be incredibly good looking like me :)
lol keep on keepin on gentlemen
"Prostitute: Bye, sexy."
How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. She was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
You heard that Minotaur stop being a fucking faggot and start fucking prostitutes :) How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. She was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
How else are you gonna get AIDS and be incredibly good looking like me :)
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this entire thread is gold, it shits gold
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"At the end of your life what have you've got except memories? That's it. And then poof. You know, we're all just passing through. You really do have to be selfish. You really can't love anybody else unless you're Goddamn in love with yourself. Be delusional. Be really delusional. Consciously, I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but when I walk into a room I'm so convinced I'm good-looking that I *will* go home with your girlfriend. " Gene Simmons
the good looking warriors continue. when will these chumps realize its all about looks like ours.
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"Prostitute: Bye, sexy."
How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. S!e was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
You heard that Minotaur stop being a fucking faggot and start fucking prostitutes :) How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. S!e was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
How else are you gonna get AIDS and be incredibly good looking like me :)
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jlaix wrote:
Minotaur probably took it down because he was sickened by the KJ bullshit he sees here. This guy is out every fucking night, LITERALLY. He is a monster. He takes his dick out in the club as a "tactic."
Minotaur probably took it down because he was sickened by the KJ bullshit he sees here. This guy is out every fucking night, LITERALLY. He is a monster. He takes his dick out in the club as a "tactic."
"Prostitute: Bye, sexy."
How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. S!e was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
You heard that Minotaur stop being a fucking faggot and start fucking prostitutes :) How do you even know she's a prostitute and not some girl who could tell that you had money? You should've Frank Abignail'd that sexy little ho. S!e was giving you a shit test. Even as a prostitute, she's giving you a shit test. You thought she was hot enough to fuck (or else, why the fuck did you approach her?). She called you sexy. It was ON free of charge. If you're worried about STDs (as if no prostitutes care about their sexual health), then cross that bridge when it gets there. There's nothing unsexy about respecting the cock's health, unless you're a chode who's too afraid to set boundaries and wants to make it decidedly uncool. "Uhh err, you're clean right? Like, you use condoms and get tested regularly?" Fucking shit, even that said the right way is still cool. All I'm saying is you missed a hot little opportunity with someone who might be well-practiced in the art of sucky fucky.
How else are you gonna get AIDS and be incredibly good looking like me :)
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"Understand: It is within your power to set your own price. How you carry yourself reflects what you think of yourself. If you ask for a little, shuffle your feet and lower your head, people will assume this reflects your character. But this behavior is not you-it is only how you have chosen to present yourself to other people"
Robert Greene - "The 48 laws of power"
“If you are not yourself, if you surrender your personality, you have nothing left to give the world. You have no pleasure, no use, nothing which will attract and charm me, for by the suppression of your individuality, you lose your distinctive character.”
Edward Wilmot Blyden (1832 – 1912) Liberian statesman
My FR's. Give me feedback gawd damnit
Apupimpin: Round 2
Robert Greene - "The 48 laws of power"
“If you are not yourself, if you surrender your personality, you have nothing left to give the world. You have no pleasure, no use, nothing which will attract and charm me, for by the suppression of your individuality, you lose your distinctive character.”
Edward Wilmot Blyden (1832 – 1912) Liberian statesman
My FR's. Give me feedback gawd damnit
Apupimpin: Round 2
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