THE FORUMS

FRIDAY NIGHT



Tonight, I want a slut. The type of girl that just wants a dick inside of her. I start the night by getting in a social mood grabbing cougars and fatties and dancing retardedly. I don't do this very long as I spot my perfect little slut. I roll in and bounce her on my dick. I see all these weird fucking persciption bottles in her purse and yell GIMMIE. She pops one of the bottles open and hands me three pills. Fuck it. I put them in my mouth and swollow. I have the ability to go into any nightclub, restaurant, mall, and be quite moronic. 

The rest of the night is spent trying to appear normal as I kept grabbing my cock and playing with it without any regard for anything. I had the following realization: 

There is an idea of a BonoboTimes. Some kind of abstraction but there is no real me only an entity something illusory. I simply pull my dick out! (I love you bro) 

The rest of the night is fuzzy. I do remember beasting hard. And sour gummy worms. Minotaur was there. 

I have a new number in my phone and it says Asian Hottie. Awesome, a new scallywag to fuck.

Great Fucking Night.

 SATURDAY NIGHT all the way to SUNDAY DAY

There is no greater sight to behold than two BonoboBeasts out on the motherfucking prowl for hot pussy. We get two Holk St. ready to tear it a new asshole. No fucking around tonight. Pure ACTION.

I jump out of the moving vehicle as I spot a large group of blondies

BT: PARTY...WHERE'S THE PARTY...PARTY :)

Blondies: *hahaha where going to #&(*@& 

BT: *Tell's one she's hot

BT: *fails to plow

Parking is found and we head to the first spot.

BT: Yo, Minotaur that one is hot she looks like.....

MT:*just leaves as I'm speaking mid sentence

MT: goes in with some sick shit

I stop one with your cute :) she dodges it and her friend comforts her. I grab my cock.

SuperStunner Asian hottie in line 

BT: Why are you standing next to me faggot you need to be in there with that hottie

MT: *GONE

While MT is gone I pop some Elder Wags with a super chill relaxed vibe 

BT: Yeah, you know, I'm outside, I was inside before, that is no longer the case, hipsters have great hair, they live across the street, the street is something cars travel on, dating people based on superficial preferences is weird 

Wag: Yeah, I think it's so stupid that some people don't date based on music choice that so dumb

BT: Your Right, It's all about having a big dick.

Wag: Uh, I think this conversation is over 

BT: About Fucking Time :)

I instantly run across the street where the hottest girl of the night was she's there with three dudes. I'm in there like swim wear, I deliver my super secret ultra potent opener of magic and she gets really fucking pissed and starts talking back with mad 'tude *all I'm thinking is "I wanna shove my dick in this one" I stay in that shit demonstrating that I don't give a fuck about her bullshit and I just want to bend her over. She realizes what the fuck is going on and leaves. No better feeling :)

We bounce to the next venue rolling in on street hoes. If it's not clear at this point WE OPEN EVERYTHING, ALL OF IT. YOU CANT CLOSE IF YOU DONT OPEN. 

Next venue we spot several twoies (group of two hot girls) 

Minotaur wants one of them and I fail to wing so it fizzles out. No biggie. 

We spot player dudes gaming up some asian hotties. MT sends me into that shit. I box one of the dudes out and proceed to eye fuck the hotties. 

Player dudes avoid confrontation. Motherfuckers are smart, they don't wanna get killed.

Minotaur spots a set of scallywags (SW) and wants me to jump on the grenade 
We're standing kind of close and I politely let him know in an extremely loud way:

BT: I'M NOT FUCKING THE FAT ONE!!!

SW: *look of shock and horror 

MT: *pissed *not really *actually quite amused

BT: *happy

hahahaha

End of the night I decide to chill and observe Minotaur for a bit (no cuties around) 

MT: What's is that a tattoo of?

Asian Hottie: *can't really hear the chick

MT:*wild shit

Asian Hottie: *all on Minotaurs dick

I see the number close go down and it's time to roll. We decided before we left that is was gonna be a "fucking night" so I hit one of my girls up and spend the night MT does the same. 

In the morning I walk out of my girls house in sweats sweating as I was swimming in pussy:

BT: give me 5mins bro

MT: Hey, bro. Do you wanna run some daygame?

BT: *FUuuuuUUUUUUUU does this cat ever stop?

The answer is FUCK NO HE DOESNT energizer bunny type motherfucker

DayShit

This shit is so easy in the day it's akin to fucking a hamster with an elephant dick ie. totally preposterous.
We run some shit and this is what stands out:

Asian chick with a legitimate mustache and 18 year old blond blue eyes.

BT: mmmmmmmm.... that looks delicious pointing at her frozen yogurt

Blonde: *hahahaah 

BT: Gimmie some in my mouth

Blonde: *puppy dog eyefucking me eyes *feeds me the yogurt *It's delicious *She's 16 *Her friend has a mustache *Time to go.

We move on to greener pastures and of course they present themselves. 

Yellow Raincoat Asian Hottie: Looks like a total bitch the type that would enjoy castrating men 

BT: This is MJ *pause and stare

BT: This Is MJ *pause and stare

BT: YOU LIKE???

SW:*hahahah 

SW: I'm more of a Kobe fan 

BT: HENCE THE YELLOW COAT

SW: *hahhaahah

BT: Gotta go...TYPE IT IN *hands her the phone

Lots of cool shit to see in the city...

Dude with large sign talking about the only type of legitimate sex is with a virgin man and a virgin woman...We harass this cat for pure enjoyment but I simply couldn't take anymore after he claimed never to have masturbated a day in his life...Hhahaahaha WTF???

Minotaur goes in on two asian scallywags with:

MT: Is blond your natural hair color?

SW: WTF??? NO.

On the ride back we conclude that we are in fact delusional sex addicts addicted to sex and fucking and sex.