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December 6th, 2016
Beasting On Scallywags! now w/[INFIELD PICS]
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BonoboTimes

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BonoboTimes

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General definitions: 
Beasting: The act of stepping up and taking, owning, fucking, doing. 
Scallywags: All women

Due to the fact that I'm currently taking 5 university level classes I've made the executive decision to cut back on my beasting time from 7nights a week to a more manageable 3nights a week.

I also have three solid girlfriends that require some of my time and I like fucking just as much as I like beasting so I'm going to be banging them out on slow nights Mondays ect... 

I have a good sense of my abilities and the man I am. However, it's time for full domination. 

Currently reading a new earth by ecky it's quite potent shit so far. 

Looking forward to posting this weeks adventures. 
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BonoboTimes

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THURSDAY NIGHT

BonoboTimes: I gotta piss like a race horse 

Minotaur : Me too, bro. 

BonoboTimes: I piss wherever the fuck I want
*turns to wall pulls dick out pisses

Minotaur: Fuck Yeah. 
*turns to wall pulls dick out pisses

This is important as there is now no fucking excuse not to talk to the first cutie I see (No, I have to go to the bathroom bullshit ect...)

Awesome 

Next ally on the way to the club The Minotaur and I observe a beautiful fountain of yellow fluid shooting 5ft in the air, its source a homeless bum woman squatting asking for a dollar. Only in SF.

Our venue is The Holy Chicken. 

The Holy Chicken was not cooperating tonight as there was literally 15 dodes to every scallywag I only recall 3 true stunners: TexMex, 8setcutie, and brubru. All other girls were full scallywags yet they were treated as though they were hot and we relentlessly approached them all to keep the skills fresh. 

I see some on the dance floor grab her, pull her in, and smile. She gives me a beautiful smile back and quickly leaves. My job is done :)

I don't see any other girls it's still early so I relax for a bit. 

Then TexMex shows up. YES this girl is hot fire smoking hot fire. I fuck up the first go round as she walks by and eye fucks me, it happens. When she walks past the second time I step the fuck up, follow, grab her arm, and pull her in. She has a huge fucking smile on her face telling me to fuck her now. Then the chunky monkey cock block appears telling her to get back to her boyfriend. Awesome. 

The girls are here now, all 9 of them, lol...

We stroll through the back of the club with a swagger that reeks of awesomeness insert 8setcutie very hot body on this girl she is in the middle of 7 other chicks. I blink for one second and Minotaur is in that shit dominating. All 8 girls love him and instantly want to fuck him. I observe in a state of pure joy.

He exits for a bit and we share laughs over drinks. 

He decides he wants to fuck 8setcutie AND WHAT MINOTAUR WANTS MINOTAUR GETS

We go back in and this time it's wack bullshit. However, The Minotaur is not dissuaded in fact I see a smirk of mastery on his face.

Minotaur: BEASTING!!! bro sit next to that one (some hideous monster of the night)
BonoboTimes: SKO!!!

I sit next to the monster right next to 8setcuties group (who hates butterflies by the way) and we game them up. Soon these two girls quickly turn into five and all of a sudden we have a group of hot girls around us again. Meanwhile, 8setcutie is looking over and eye fucking Minotaur while he “doesn't notice” to an amateurs eyes it would seem that Minotaur is entranced by this new group. However, I know the truth as I beast with this cat all the fucking time. As soon as 8setcutie is leaving Minotaur gets up and grabs her, she is clearly into it. Minotaur wants the pull so he pulls his dick out, literally. Then he squats down and goes to pick her up and caveman drag her out of there I'm not sure what happens after this but it's ultimately a no go. Still, MASSIVE PROPS to my boy.

Finally, I spot 3 girls dancing around crazy. Minotaur is in proximity so I just GO lest I be left only scraps.
Ahhh, brubru, superhottie. She's seated as the other two girls dance around her. I don't give a fuck. I sit right next to her.

BonoboTimes: Your sexy as fuck :)

brubru: :) I know :)

BonoboTimes: I'm gonna take you home with me tonight

brubru: NOOOO

BonoboTimes: *goes for the makeout

brubru: *turns away

BonoboTimes: *stares her down

brubru: *looks away hysterically laughing 

BonoboTimes: I skate

brubru: your a gay figure skater 

BonoboTimes: YEAH *stare down, grabs her waist, goes for the makeout

brubru: *turns away

BonoboTimes: Your so fucking delicious *hands her phone

I get the number :) Wanted the pull (she was smokin) but she's down to fuck so I'll take care of that later (I'm not just saying this. Closing on day2 is a huge part of my game). 

We run some other shit nothing stands out except the unusually large number of dudes that where at the chicken tonight. 

We eat. 
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Mr. Solo Dolo

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dope write up keep em coming
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BonoboTimes

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Friday Evening: TEXT SHIT

BonoboTimes: I'm chillin in the back like venomous cobra

brubru: What? Who is this?

BT: You egnited a fire when I first layed eyes on you

bb: Do I know you???

BT: That sexy black dress with a shaid of lipstick to kill

bb: Who is this how do you have my number?

BT: We shared an unforgetable experience at the holy chicken 

bb: OH, DUH! HI :)

BT: I have to go. 

bb: Wait, do you want to hang out later :) 

NO RESPONSE THE STAGE IS SET

Tonight is a beasting night. Day2 fuck sessions are reserved for Sun-Wed
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BonoboTimes wrote:
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As soon as 8setcutie is leaving Minotaur gets up and grabs her, she is clearly into it. Minotaur wants the pull so he pulls his dick out, literally. Then he squats down and goes to pick her up and caveman drag her out of there I'm not sure what happens after this but it's ultimately a no go. Still, MASSIVE PROPS to my boy.
Awesome shit again bro.... More fuckin' beasting tonight!!!
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Like your word usage.  Me and my brother used to use this word to mean "the act of doing anything awesome", often involving the leisurely pursuit of women.  Money. 
BonoboTimes wrote:
Beasting: The act of stepping up and taking, owning, fucking, doing.
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FRIDAY NIGHT

I grab my cutter and slice the butt off my montecristo. A beautiful cigar graced by a thick broadleaf wrapper oozing with natural oils.

I light it and make my way to the bar.

"whoop whoop" this sounds eerily familiar.
It's Minotaur. We shoot the shit as we walk toward the Bonobo room. 

As I take a puff two cougars in a black prius holler at me. I shoot the shit for a bit then blow them off. 

Chill Times

Two girls roll thru and I yell some obnoxious shit as I quickly chase them down and proceed to lay my mack down.

BT: Threesome

TwoGirls: *the look

BT: Threesome NOW! *stare down

TG: hahaahhaahaha

BT: I'm BT, I'm Sexy as FUCK. 

TG: hahahahaahahaha

BT: Were you at the Bonobo Room 

TG: Yeah, that shit was hella weak tonight

BT: I'll be over in a bit. 

TG: hear take our wrist bands

BT: Threesome :) *I take the bands

TG: *get weirded out and leave 

I head back to the Bonobo Room 

Minotaur states "it's dicksuckery"

We bounce as bullshit will not be tolerated.
We get to Holk St. and the hotties are out :)

On the way to the next spot Minotaur rolls up on a couple of asian cuties with "are you hitting on me" so sick...

We go upstairs at some point and there are two girls chilling. Minotaur wants one so we go in and run our shit (solid as fuck)
He ends up with the hotties number. Awesome.   

We hit the next spot.

On the way in I spot a hipster hottie(HH)

BT: I'm going to steal it *pointing at her uber cool super awesome fixed gear bike of track

HH: okay

BT: It's a really sexy bike. I'm going to take it home and fuck it. 

HH: okay

BT: Listen, I don't have time for your childish games 

HH: okay *visibaly upset

BT: I'm gonna make you cum *stare down

HH: ugh, *leaving 

BT: Wrong. *the right response was "okay" :)

Shit has died down and we've talked to all the girls we wanted to talk to so we call it a night. 

A Great Night. 
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SATURDAY NIGHT

The scaliest of wags stare over at us in heavy anticipation of two Bonobo beasts shoving our cocks deep inside them. The only problem is we've already fucked these girls and they are now officially stalking us (very unattractive behavior)

Option A: Stay and bang chicks we have no interest in that are slightly psycho 
Option B: ADVENTURE

The choice is obvious. 
We bounce to Holk St.

I start shit off by yelling at two miniskirts on the way to the car

BT: PARTY, PARTY, PARTY (Loud as fuck + party vibe)

MS: *ignore 

BT: *follows

BT: I'm a really nice person

MS: *smiles

BT: *wants to grab them but it's a dark ally and one of the girls is legitimately terrified, time to go. 

Holk St. what more can I say hotties everywhere :)

Jump into the first venue and piss. On the way out we spot two hotties.
I hesitate for a bit and ultimately don't go in, irrelevant. Move on. 
We stall out for a bit and talk about how that not going in shit was gay. 

We snap out of it by yelling and just being fucking obnoxious. 

BAAAAAANOBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

We walk around like we own the whole fucking street, because we do. 

I hug some girl as she's walking opposite of me and Minotaur stops the other one. We talk about wild shit like eating their pussies out and cock piercings. At some point they say "it was nice meeting you" translation "we are not going to fuck you." FUCK THAT. I really want to fuck the dirty blond blue eyed 9.1547 one (so fucking hot!) We've decided that this "nice to meet you" shit is unacceptable. It's a sign we're not going hard enough. They haven't left so we keep running our shit (I unzip my pants to show them my dick). I get up real close to the one I wanna fuck and tell her we need to run away together as I stare her down. Her eyes tell me she really wants to fcuk but can't. We persist until they leave. We made it clear that if they stayed they where getting fucked.

Our job is done :)

It was no longer "nice to meet us" it was "oh shit we better leave or we're gonna get fucked behind the dumpster" 

There is no better feeling in the world.

Then Minotaur snaps and goes on a fucking rampage: Makeout, Ownage, Killing it. Mad Props Bro.

We break off for a bit as one of Minotaur's girlfriends is out and he wants to kick it with her. The dude got three numbers of really really cute girls, so he deserves to chill with his girl and fuck her brains out. He calls it a night.

I head back to the main venue :)

I chill outside and some dude comes up trying to bum a smoke. Normal cool dude so I spread good vibes (I might use this chode for wingmanship later) I talk about beasting on chicks and he tells me he can't tonight because he's here with his girlfriend whois a model and her friends. I'm thinking, yeah right dude your hanging out with "models" hahahah. We shoot the shit for a bit building a fun kickass vibe. We talk about money. I hook em up with cool downtown spots he can check out on his trip. He tells me to call stan and become a pipe welder and make $150K a year. I take the number. I get ready to strike on a super hot group of girls (stunners) but right before I do one of them jumps on the chode and is like "hey baby, ready to go" he's like "in a bit babe" then "Hey, girls you have to meet BT he's really fucking awesome"

(hahahahaahaha)

BT: I'm okay *(super chill not really giving a fuck)

3Models: Hi *(mad attraction)

BT: Come here for a second *(to the hot blond stunner)

Blond Stunner: What??? *smiling

BT: Why should I talk to you?
BT: *isolating

BS: Because I'm cute :)

BT: You're okay *(9.75)

BS: What's your name?

BT: *sexual staredown I'm really close to her lips at this point

BS: *stays with the tension

BT: *makeout

BS: *horny as fuck ready to fuck

At this point it's time to pull. So I go for it. It doesn't go down. The friends drag her away. I do everything in my power to win them over, again. No go. I would get her number but she leaves tmrw so there's no point. I would have loved to rail her in the ass, but that's life. I understand that I could have gotten a better result if I played it safe but sometimes it's just time to pull the fucking trigger especially with some traveling girl who I'm not going to fuck unless I pull now.   

ADVENTURE > guaranteed pussy 
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You are nuts...but I dont have a problem with that haha
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Just finished setting things up with brubru for tonight. 
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