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December 9th, 2016
BJR : Blowjob In Rapevan
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Brokenpath

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I'm sitting in rapvean hanging out and waiting for bootcamp to start.
Naturally, people walk by and take pictures.
My usual response to this is "RAAAH!!!" While they scream, and run and I yell "YOU'RE GONNA GET RAAAAAAAPED!" Where they run faster.

So this time I see a little cutie taking pictures of pedobear.
I wait for my time to strike, preferably when they're closer to the van.

Me: RAAAH!

She giggles...

She's with fatty as well.

Me: Yeah, this is our van... You should really see the inside it's way cooler.

She peers in.

Me: Take a seat...

She sits down

Me: So yeah, we call this the rapevan... Or more appropriately, the "consensual sex for the sole purpose of reproduction van"
Me: Here we have..
Little wayne...
A serious wolf...
Led zeppelin.
Sexy beer chicks.
Ottomans, pillows, and full carpeting
We also taped off the light so when you close these curtains NO ONE can tell that you're inside of this.

Her: Oh ok... Yeah... So you're just hanging out in this rapevan? That's kind of creepy.

Me: Lol, yeah it is isn't it... My friends are in a seminar right now and i'm waiting for them to show up so we can hit the clubs. It was my job to park it close to the bars...

Her: You should get limo tint.

Me: It already is... I was thinkign that we should put something to cover it up as well on the inside... Not that it makes a difference, but If you bring girls in here to have sex, and they see someone walking by or a car passing, they might freak out and think that they can be seen you know?

Her: I'm not afraid of anything....

Me : So what's your story.... here take a shot..

She yells at her friend.
"I'M TAKING ALCHOHOL FROM A STRANGER IN THE RAPEVAN!"

Her fatty friend is very nice about this whole deal and hasn't said a word and is patiently waiting outside.. I appreciate this wholeheartedly and begin to respect her time.

She tells me she's going to some meet up of some kind.

We start general fluff talking but i make sure to keep the conversation man to woman.

Just saying even little things like

"You're a  little cutie aren't you"

or

"That's funny, you were just some random chick that I wanted to mess with, but i'm actually starting to like you"

etc. etc. etc.

Me: Well, we should keep in touch..

Her: Why dont' i get YOUR number.

Me: psssshhh, I know what that means... You're going to keep me in your phone as a "Just in case" I'll pass thanks...

Her: k... i'll give you my number.

We exchange numbers and i forget about it.

10 minutes later she texts me.

Her: How long you gonna be hanging out in the rapevan?

Me: Half hour to an hour.

Me: I might take a nap lol.

Me: Why?

Her: Curious!

Me: Hows your geek convention going.

Her: Nothing going on tonight at all .. Going to get a burrito.

Me: Why don't you bring it to rapevan... I'm bored :/

Her: Tempted. :)

Me: It'll be like a little picnic in a clubhouse lol

Her: Haha. Think I will in a bit. When do you have to go?

me: 10 to 10:30

Me: Just knock on pedobear

Her: Still waiting for chow on 24th. Don't think i'll make it before you leave. Also friend requests pix of rapevan.

Me: K

Me: ttyl

her: Heading back now. :( Have Fun!

Me: Heading back home?

Her: No, toward your direction but your'e leaving soon ha.

Me: lol, just come over

So I'm waiting in the van when 15 minutes later i hear a banging on the van.

me: Wow, that was loud.

So we're chatting bullshit for a while until she says.

Her: You wanna make out? (Keep in mind she's 18)

Me:..... sure......

BOOM it's on we're rolling around..... Little wayne is watching... Go for the pants off, not happening she says she's on her period. I just whip my dick out  and we're rolling aroudn some more and she starts sucking... I keep telling her I don't care about the period... She resists more... IT's fine... Getting my dick sucked isn't half bad anyways.

Finish up, kick her out of rapevan as onlookers give me weird creepy looks. Slap my pants on... Head over to bootcamp.

Fade to black.
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sabster

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 hahahahah omg man, that is awesome. good shit!
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AND SO IT BEGINS.
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It's so easy it should be illegal.
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Abower wrote:
It's so easy it should be illegal.
So's your mom... IN THE ASS
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teach me
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"...and that's when he lured me into what he called his "rape van", and proceeded to force himself on me in the windowless back of the vehicle, playing loud rap music to muffle out my screams for help."
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 lololol this is just too awesome!
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Abower wrote:
"...and that's when he lured me into what he called his "rape van", and proceeded to force himself on me in the windowless back of the vehicle, playing loud rap music to muffle out my screams for help."
A more accurate quote would be, "playing the tinny AM/FM radio tuned to a static-ridden Mexican banda station through a 4 inch speaker to muffle my screams etc" 

Don't worry, we make the girls open the condoms and then save the wrappers with their fingerprints on them in evidence bags.

Seriously. 
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jlaix wrote:
Don't worry, we make the girls open the condoms and then save the wrappers with their fingerprints on them in evidence bags.

Seriously. 

I naively read that post you made 6 months ago about this, and it sadly won't hold in a court of law (unless her particulars are way off which would discredit the story). Point is that it won't necessarily protect you from a charge.
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lol keyboard jockeying for legal advice, this place is hilarious

Abower wrote:


jlaix wrote:
Don't worry, we make the girls open the condoms and then save the wrappers with their fingerprints on them in evidence bags.

Seriously. 

I naively read that post you made 6 months ago about this, and it sadly won't hold in a court of law (unless her particulars are way off which would discredit the story). Point is that it won't necessarily protect you from a charge.
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