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Flea

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Join Date: 12/01/2009 | Posts: 136

EDIT*******
I have come to the realisation that my field reports may be misleading in regards to what my starting point at pickup is. Because of this i believe i should post my recollection of my first night trying to pickup.

Approximately 8 months ago; July, 2009.  (current date; 08/03/2010)

I remember this so vividly because it was one of the worst experiences of my life.

Background; I have always had a relatively good social rep and had always used my social circle to pull chicks in past but had never cold approached. A couple of weeks before this night  i read 'The Game' and thought i had game because i remembered maybe 3 opinion openers or some bullshit, what a fool I was.

So my mate Johnny whos about 20 invited me out to go hitup some bars with him in sydney city and get 'heaps of pussy'. At this point in time i was 17 years old so i had to use a fake ID i managed to get my hands on. So its 9 o clock and im on the train to the city, i call Johnny when im outside the club and he comes out and escorts me inside, the bouncers dont even check my ID because Johnny is so damn popular. I walk into the bar/club with him and everyone is staring at us, Johnny is the fucking king, he knows absolutely everybody and has a massive rep as a player but all the girls still love him. Everywhere i walked with him people were looking at us, all the guys all the girls, this was massive social proof. So he said for tonight id be known as his cousin, that was my identity basically. So we walk into the bar and he introduces me to a group of 5 guys, i sit down with them and he grabs a beer. So we have a couple of beers and everytime a hot chick walked past us she would stop and say hi to Johnny, this is about 15 hot chicks approaching him and hitting on him, iv never seen anything like it before in my life.

So after a few beers and about 15 hotties approached us he said that hed introduce me to some girls, i was thinking, (fuck yehhh, time to shine). He introduces me to a couple of hotties and tells them that im his cousin, he then starts talking to one of them and i start talking to the other. I completely freeze up and cant think of anything to say, the girl is looking at me like wtf, why are you talking to me. In a state of panic i interrupt johnnys conversation with the other girl and start talking to him again, hes cool with it tho. He then starts talking to both of the girls again and starts telling them how amazing i am, something about my achievements in martial arts, theyr interested when hes talking. So then i start bragging about my achievements and the girls stop paying attention to me and start ignoring me. This is going bad, i whisper in johnnys ear 'these chicks are lame, lets find others'. This process repeats itself about 10 times but johnnys cool with it, i feel like a massive dick, i cant even talk to these girls and my state is getting worse and worse as i get blown off. I start feeling horrible, my world is shattered, girls dont like me. So i had about 15 tablets of ritalin in my pocket for some reason so i talk Johnny into snorting em with me, he does 5 and i do 5. We go back out and im pumped with energy. He then opens some other girls that he somehow knows and im twitching and acting like a retard, Once again he talks me up telling them how good i am and then i start bragging about my achievements again. The girls then start ignoring me and giving me the look. My state plummets. 'Hey johnny, this place is lame, lets go to another club'', hes like yeh sure thing buddy il show you this other good place.

So we changed venues and im feeling like shit, i go to the bar and order a couple of shots and johnny has some as well. He then drags me onto the dancefloor after about 10 minutes of me winging about how dancing is gay and that i dont want to do it. He eventually convinces me to dance. So we start off dancing together, then he grabs this chicks arm out of no where and starts dancing with her. Im just dancing by myself, i see a gap in a group of 5 girls so i fill it and try to dance with them. They look at me for about 10 seconds then move away. I repeat this a couple of times and get blown off. Its not going well, im dancing by myself watching johnny. He then grabs this hot HB9 and starts grinding her from behind, shes loving it. He then signals me to join them so i slowly walk over and say "WHAT?". he says, dance so i start dancing next to them (awfully i might add). He then shakes his head and grabs my arm and pulls me in so i start grind his chick from the front. I start slightly touching her to see if shes receptive and cool with me grinding on her. Then i start to press in and out, very unconfidently. After about 15 seconds she starts staring at me then yells "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!". She then pushes me away and i fall to the ground, everyone nearby starts staring at me, this was not good. State goes below negative.

So i snort the rest of the ritalin and start drinking excessively, Johnny and his friend keep dragging me into sets but i keep blowing myself out and freezing up. Ended up going home at 2 am with about 50 hardcore blowouts feeling like i got anal raped and my reality shattered. Not one set lasted longer than a minute. One of them i got so nervous (and edgy from the ritalin) i dropped my glass straight out of my hand while talking to girls.

I didnt approach for the next 2 months and hated clubs, horrible experience.

END OF EDIT******************************************

fast forward 8 months


19/02/2010  Friday night, day two with 2 austrian hotties

Im currently travelling around europe by myself, atm im in austria. A few nights earlier i met these 2 girls in a bar, i warm approached them and hung out with them for the night (2 hours) and got their number so tonight i texted them saying we should meet up. Marie was 18 and her friend natalia was 17. Marie was a 7.5 and natalia was an 8.5. I tried to mack natalia the previous evening but she said something about having a boyfriend, then me and some guy got them to make out with each other. After they made out with each other for us i mocked natalia for having the 'face eater " style of hookup and told her id teach her how to make out properly, she hesitated before saying "i .... cant".

So anyway i arrange to meet up with both of them but the guy who was meant to wing me ditched me last minute. So i met up with the girls for the day 2 and we were having drinks and it was going really well. i did lots of kino as you guys say. One way i used to do this was i told a story about this bolivian drunk who was groping chicks the other night, i then mimiced this guy and grabbed their tits and asses whilst putting on some shit attempt at a bolivian accent saying "i fuck you for i am bolivian!", they laughed heaps and let me feel them up and was going great. After about an hour of both of them have alot of attraction for me, giving off heaps of IOIs; nats sitting on my lap, marie had her hand on my thigh, theyr laughing at some of the most unfunny dumbass stuff iv ever said and it was just really good vibes. So i thought, i have to isolate natalie and i thought what she said about having a boyfriend the other night was a shit test. So i see some guy roaming around the bar aimlessly, i call him over. "Oi, Oi! come here bro". then i said to the girls "have you met my man, captain awesome?", this guy is stoked, he can barely contain himself. So basically the plan was for him to occupy marie whilst i could turn up the heat on nat and isolate and close. Problem was though that the guy couldnt hold a conversation with marie for longer that 20 seconds, so there would be me and nat having our seperate interaction, then marie and this other guy would get bored talking to each other and come back in on me and nats interaction. This went on and on and shit started to go get stale and boring because when i was talking to 2 chicks it was easy, but with this extra guys presence, it felt like my story telling and strength of engagement became heaps weaker.

So i try to isolate again, "oi nat, im gonna grab a drink, come to the bar with me!", "yeh sure" (in her sexy accent), then marie says "wait, im coming as well" and grabs a drink with us. The guy sits alone for a bit then leaves. "oi girls, i know this really good club up the road, its sick, lets go and we can dance a bit blablabla". So theyr like yeh good idea, we get to the club and im thinking fuck it, time to bust out my D game.......... dance game ( it sucks balls but i was in state). So we hit the dance floor and we are dancing for a bit, then i notice....... theres not any other girls on this dance floor....... Then i see a swarm of about 6 guys racing over to us in their baby tight ripped pink t shirts, metro as fuck and starting to try and grind on my bitches. in my head (GET AWAY YOU DIRTY VULTURES, BACK , BACK, STAY AWAY FROM MY 8.5!) so im like dance defending nat from these metro swine but we were surrounded. So i just grab nat and start grinding her from behind and shes getting into it, im sticking my tounge gene simmons style out at the metros as if to say fuck off and then they migrate to marie. Excellent, they can occupy marie. so i grab nat and take her off the dance floor and sit down at a table in the corner with her. i start saying "now, the other night. man your kissing skills need work" (something like that). I go to close and got the cheek, blablabla my boyfriend, blablablala boyfriend. so im thinking okay fuck, she has a boyfriend, hmm i no longer give a fuck. So topic changes and she says something about wanting a tattoo, i reply "iv got a tattoo, but im not allowed to show you it". She starts going " where is it?" i reply, "your too innocent, i cant tell you but you can guess". she grabs my ass, "is it here", i reply "nop " she then grabs my thigh, i say "getting warmer". then she put her hand on my crotch "bingo." . she then puts her hands down my pants and starts trying to rip my dick out like a maniac, im like 'woman ! slow down, we cant rush these kinds of things" so then she just starts slowly giving me a handy in my pants, i go to kiss her, "i cant, i have a boyfriend. but i can touch you". im thinking wtf, your giving me a handy under the table but you wont hookup? i say "watever" and she keeps giving me a handy. then i hear some thick pissed off german accent

NAT!. hands slam down on the table (her hand is still in my pants but the table is covering it from the public eye.
turns out this dude is her bf and shes speaking to him with her hand on my dick. awkward.......  he starts speaking aggressively to her in german then drags her off.
Im thinking, okay watever il just go to mack marie now. sure enough 5 meteres away is marie sitting alone at the bar staring at me i was too busy getting jacked off under the table to notice her but she was clearly watching the whole incident, i go to walk up to her and she storms out of the club. i didnt chase her.
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20/02 Saturday                   LR

woke up lying next to some fat ugly chick in a g string with her tits out whos covered in tats and piercings in her bed. Im covered in bruises and dont remember a thing. this was fucked up.

(her friend told me days later that we rooted :(  .)
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21/02                             Jenny, you are an easy close

Im out for beers with this guy i met called stefan. I just felt like having a tame night, so we are sitting down and talking shit for a few hours and having a good time and i notice this girl across the bar keeps giving me the eyes. We caught eye contact and i playfuly winked at her, then went back to talking to stefan, he started getting upset and telling me some tragic things that have happened to him as he got more drunk, i just wasnt at all interested in some when this guy was opening up to me like he was. so its 3am and i tell him to go home because hes pretty fucked up by now. He bails. Im like all pissed off and depressed after hearing the stuff he told me, then i see the girl sitting down next to 3 guys and she looks bored and is a 8 I go over and sit down next to her "hey im flea, whatsup". blablabla, shes confused and speaking in german and i cant understand. I continue to speak english but i slow down my words and pronounce them better so she can understand me "having fun?" i say. "mein englisch ist bad" she replies (it sure was). but we were both smiling and there were good vibes despite the fact she couldnt understand what i was saying. we were both just ignoring the other guys she was sitting with, they werent even trying to talk to me or her. so first thing that comes to my head is say one of those imaginary adventures, so chuck my arm around her and pull her in and i know she cant understand me well if at all but i start saying " I need a cute girl like you to take back to australia, yeh il chuck you in my suit case and take you back to my kangaroo farm and we can ride in the kangaroos pouches blablabla" yeh stupid shit but it didnt matter, i was speaking in a good tone and she was just receptive of that so it didnt mattter that she couldnt understand me. however i think the words kangaroo and australia pushed buttons so i kept using them. after that ridiculous adventure which got shitter and shitter i ran out of things to say, but she was stoked. it was only 2 mins after meeting her but i knew this was the best it was gonna get due to the language barrier so I said "oi, kiss me". she replies. "hmm?", "kiss. me. " she just stares at me smiling, i go in and start macking her.
After about 10 seconds of kissing her i get a text message, its stefan, hes upset and wants my help outside.
so i grab the chicks fone number quickly and go to help out stefan. i find out that her name is jenny as thats what she saved her number as.
ended up having to get him a taxi and i didnt go back to that chick that night.
i texted her the next day saying "hey its ....... from last night, im going to go to some clubs in ............ later tonight if you wanna meet up and have some fun. x"
she flaked me.
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22/02           The Runner

went out with my distant cousin and some of her friends to some clubs. saw jenny sitting alone in one of the clubs playing with her fone. i walk up to her, "hey whatsup, replying to my text?" she starts speaking unenthusiastically n german then ignores me and looks back down at her fone. im slightly pissed off so i yell my cousins name and she comes running over, shes pretty good looking so to spite this chick i chuck my arm around my cousin and walk off. jenny didnt know she was my cousin but i wanted her to feel cut after she ignored me. so me and my cousin changed venues and she started hanging out with her boyfriend whilst i strolled around the club trying to open random sets.

opened 5 sets but got blown off (ignored) each time. I used the same opener, "hey im ......., whatsup?". wasnt going too well, it might have been because it was really noisy and my vocal projection was shit. but i noticed each time i got blown off i got more momentum and pissed off which sort of energized my game.  So iv been
blown off like 5 times and iv got this energy bult up. Then i bumped
into a group of 4 girls and 1 guy who said they recognized me from a couple of nights ago as their friends cousin. So i started talking to them for a bit, they invited me to change venues with them so i did since 2 of them were cute. so i left my cousin and her bf at the bar and we are walking and conversation is friendly but i can only speak to 2 of them because the language barrier restricted me speaking to the other 2. We then met up with some frat boy friends of theirs in this carpark and then went to this bar with all of us. I started speaking to this one girl called valerie by myself away from the group, then i grabbed her hand and said lets grab a drink. so we go to the bar and grab a drink, shes looking me expecting me to get her one but i dont. It was an awkward moment. So we are just talking about pretty tame stuff, school, travelling, good clubs in the area until one of the frat boys grabs her and pulls her away. I think nothing of it and go back to the group and keep mingling, 5 minutes later she comes back to the group. "whered you go sunshine?". she ignores me so i say this louder " Where Did YOU GO". she replies coldly "doesnt matter". somethings clearly changed that im unaware of but i try to shrug it off and keep mingling.

This chick just kept ignoring me, so i grabbed her and said "come with me for a minute". she comes with me a few meters from the group. 'soooo, whats wrong? why are you all of a sudden being cold to me?" she then says " i dont like people who dont like me". so i start feeling like a beggar saying "of course i like you, what are you on about", anyways turns out that guy who dragged her away earlier told her that i was saying bad stuff about her behind her back. cockblock, she still didnt believe me when i told her he was full of shit so i grabbed her by the arm and walked up to the guy, "what did you say to her about me?" in pissed off breaking rapport. the guy drops his balls and starts telling her he was joking and buys me a drink. so things are looking good, shes happy once again and smiling. her friend comes over and then asks me if i "fancy her". im on a high note with the chick and thought this meant the chick liked me if her friend wants to know if i like her, so i said "maybeeeeee" and kept talking to the chick. kept doing alot of push pull, like "look, i know your pretty cute, but theres no way we could work out as a couple" and its going well,

i go to kiss her and poof. She olympic style sprints out of the venue, shoving over innocent by standers. Everyone in a 10 meter radius stops what there doing and stares at me as if to say wtf did you do. it was fucking hilarious. I noticed we were surrounded by her friends after i went to kiss her. I think that when i went to close i was just to focussed on closing and talking that i didnt notice them, i wonder if this made much of difference in her denying me. that 10 of her closest friends were right next to us watching as i went for the close?
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26/02               Im an arrogant dick

im feeling pretty cut up about finding out i got this other chick pregnant earlier but i decided to approach anyways while i was out.
i hope this might take my mind off of it, I was sitting down with 3 guys drinking when i saw these chicks rock up to the bar so i get up and go over to order a drink next to the hot one. ones a 8.5, a 7 and a 6. Shes in the middle of some high energy conversation with her girlfriends so instead of waiting for her to stop talking i just tappped her on the shoulder. 'hey, do you girls like weird guys', she gives me a look of disbelief and starts giggling with her friends and doesnt answer the question. playfully i say 'oi, i asked you girls a question', they giggle and conspire and then the hot one said 'no we dont'. i reply 'oh too bad then coz im a pretty weird guy, we could have had little weird babies together but you had to go and ruin everything!'. She giggles a bit and has trouble maintaing eye contact with me but keeps facing me, she then whispers some stuff in german to her friends that i cant understand, 'oi, my germans shit, what you girls talking about?' she replies, its about you, bad things about you. i then say 'ouch, my feelings are hurt, someone call the doctor' and we all start laughing. so i keep talking but just generic stuff 'so you girls from around here?, you just hanging out at this place tonight, wherea re some good clubs, ' blablabla. its going well, shes re initiating conversation and its going good but im not addressing the friends anymore and they start giving each other the look. after about 5 minutes she asks me how old i am, i say 18. turns out shes 20, to me this doesnt make a difference but to her it semt like it did, she lost interest after that and stopped re inittiating conversation. I moved away from the generic talk and went into a story to try and get some attention back, it was about my austrian nazi playboy grandad whos 86 and wanted me to have a sauna naked with him and his naked prostitute girlfriend. It felt like all my words were good but i think i was coming across too needy and it just went downhill after i said i was 18. i noticed that and the friends looks made a big impact on the hot girls repsonses. after about 10 minutes i eject and change venue to meet up with a friend at another club, i told them id see them around later tonight.

rock up at the other club and scan the place for my friends, the bouncer made me take off my baseball cap and my retard bed head is unleashed. im proud of it though. so my friends are sitting down with a few other guys, they never have female friends dammit! so i go up to the group and start hi fiving my friends and the other guys. i then spot jenny and another girlfriend of hers and one guy sitting down at a table so i walk over and sit down next to jenny. i say this in a serious tone 'you broke my heart not texting me back'. then i pause and start laughing and say 'hahaha nah fuck that, so what you guys up to tonight?' jenny keeps replying 'mein englisch ist bad'. this pissed me off but i kept talking and her friend was translating. jenny was an 8 and her friend was a 7, i ended up giving up on jenny and just started engaging her friend, i used the weird guy line again on her and it went well. she started saying 'oh good, me and jenny are very weird as well blablabla',(qualifying herself?) i reply 'ah so your freaky chicks.... i like that'. In the mean time the guy hasnt said a word, hes just fiddling with his fone. so im talking to jennys friend....... i forgot her name, but it was for about 10 minutes and its good, shes laughing and stuff but jenny is sitting there looking pissed off and her friend starts to notice and it changed the mood of the convo from good to bad. so it went back to generic convo, where you guys going tonight, wheres good etc etc. its going okay, like its fluid but thers not much attraction anymore. i get a text message from this girl called lisa saying shes at another club, so i ditch jenny and her friend and go over to meet this other chick and her friends for the day 2.

So i rock up and they are in this little room inside the club with 6 guys and 3 girls. the guys are sitting at one end and the girls are sitting at the other end of the table, i go in and shake everyones hand and then sit down next to the girls and start talking, the guys keep winking at me and staring as if they are impressed, or maybe that was just the frame i was looking through. of the 3 girls, lisa was an 8.5, val was a 7 and girl no. 3 was a 6. So first stuff i talk about is the generic stuff, what you get up to this week, how was the other night, which clubs do you like around here etc etc.Then i try to turn up the heat a bit and say, 'so are these guys all your boyfriends or what' they just start laughing and are like 'no no no no, we dont have boyfriends', i reply 'ahhh so your quite the badass party girls then ay, dont need nor want boyfriends', they start giggling and blushing and im grabbing their cheeks, they start asking me about my girlfriends and im just like 'irrelevant'. In the meantime the guys are just staring at me like, 'who the fuck is this guy?'. So i start talking to the guys, learn their names, talk about good places for snowboarding and shit and theyr pretty cool. one buys me a drink. so then after a bit i go back to talking to the girls, asking them 'which one is the bitch, and by i mean the designated driver?' they all point at one of them and start laughing. its the least attractive girl and she gets heaps embarrassed, i nurture her with a cheek pinch.
after about 20 mins they want to change venues, its not far away but the guys want to drive and squish everyone in. the drivers drunk so i say il pass, i might see you guys there later.
so i walk around a bit like a chode in the club after theyv gone looking for sets to open but kept procrastinating and being a bitch.
i then left the club to head to the one they were going to, (all the clubs were in pretty close proximity)
i stop at the atm to pull out some money but its not letting me withdraw the amount i want to. i start getting pissed off because im travelling alone and this is my only way of getting out cash. then all of a sudden these 2 fucking fit chicks appraoach me, ones a 9 and the others an 8.5. in the meantime im battling with the atm machine and caught off guard, kept shoving my atm card back in pracitcally ignoring the girls, i justified this to myself as playing hard to get which in hindsight was fucking stupid. anyways i finally get out a little bit of money and turn around to address the girls, then 2 of their male friends come over, they definately werent their bf. The girls started complimenting my accent and told me to come to the club ijust left with them, i told them they should come to the club im going to. they ask their male friends and the dudes are like nah fuck that, so the girls say 'hope i see you later' before getting dragged off by the guys.

so i rock up to the club that the lisa is at with her friends go in and hug her and stuff, i notcie shes wearing this big pearl bracelet, i read about some other guy on rsd saying this and couldnt resist saying itn. "so are those like your portable anal beads or what?" she laughs and blushes hysterically and replies "im a baddddd girl", i then reply 'il see how bad you are when i put them in your ass later tonight',. we laugh then i change topic quickly "so when you coming to oz",she says that her and her friends must stay at my place when they come to oz. i say "thats sweet but youd have to sleep in my bed", and its heaps funny, i then say so your heaps cute but its too bad we couldnt never make a good couple, buying temperature is going through the roof. i should have fucking closed now. damnit fuck damnit fuck im a fuck damnit. but no i wanted it to be "perfect" so i say oi come to the bar and grab a drink with me. we go to the bar and it takes ages to order coz the bartender is retarded, i think he was possibly an imbred which could explain this, i had to abusively yell at him to finally get his attention after he served like 6 people before me. so this waiting killed the mood abit, i order a drink and she says "well". im like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so you expectme to buy you a drink", she blushes. im like "il tell you what il buy you a drink if you kiss me, if your any good that is" (courtessy of jeffy). she blushes and starts laughing hysterically, this made the kissing part hard because she wouldnt stop laughing damnit for like a mintue. she then replies "im not a prozzie" i reply " ithought you were a baaddd girl". she starts getting defensive about her slutiness and starts saying that hse doesnt hook up with just anybody, i have completely ruined the mood and blown my opportunity. i go to mack her later but couldnt regain that same buying temperature i had earlier, other guysthen started htting on her and i got pissed off and tooled them a bit and it was just getting worse by the second because i started getting angry and inside my own head. i go to mack her a bit later again but timing was way off and it ended up looking like in scarface when tony montana goes to mack frankies girlfriend in the convertable, not good. i try to mack her again later and shes just laughing, it wasnt awkward getting turned downed tho, it just felt like she was playing with me, it felt like this was her way of saying (you arrogant fuck, im gonna spite you because you implied i was easy).
lesson learned; if things are looking really good, dont wait and try to make it %100 perfect, if i think i can get it i should go for it and stop being a however admittadly finding out about that other chick being pregnant threw me off slightly.

i think im being way to arrogant and cocky, it seems like it attrats girls for the first hour, but if i dont close after an hour and keep going i blow my opportunity.
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27/02         Train Girl

was on the train from austria to switzerland 7 hours, for the most part of it i just re watched the jeffy show on my laptop, every now and again between watching it id scan the carriages for hotties to sit next to. wasnt any....... so im nearly at davos, switzerland and i have to change trains, i see a hottie so i go and sit down next to her. 'hey whatsup, this train goes to davos yeh?' she replies ye it does. so i begin the ploughing, ' you live around here? i was just in austria, man the people over there are crazy there, go into some stories about the guys i was hanging out with and some of the adventures at my nazi relatives places and stuff', after about 3 mins she starts becoming heaps receptive and interested. so then just kept it pretty generic, ' how old are you, / where you work, oh since u like me you can get me stuff cheap there, thanks heaps/ . she then asks me if i have a girlfriend back home in oz im like yeh i did but had to break it off coz of travelling, i ask her bout having a bf and shes like nah. she becomes interested in the fac that im travelling by myself. so its been like 15 mins and im like ' oi since im travelling by myself youv gotta show me around' shes like ' yeh that sounds good' im like id grab your number but my fones ran out of battery, shes like 'give me your number then, il call you' so i give it to her, then im like oi just incase my fones broken give me yours so she writes it down on some crummy piece of paper. 10 minutes later she gets off the train and her and her friend keep staring at me through the window, lost in my blue eyes i like to think hahahah. il call her tomorrow.

so i went out by myself tonight to some bars,  i started approaching chicks on the street to warm up ' hey girls, i just got here. got any suggestions for some good bars to hit up'. most of them were pretty friendly but i felt  that transitioning that into a story or further conversation would have been heaps tacky so i didnt, i should have but. i approached about 5 groups to warm up then hit the bars. the bars were absolute chode fests and i couldnt find my favourite type of set to open; 2 girls, one of them hot. instead all the sets with half decent girls were like 7 guys, one girl so i didnt bother with them. I then opened a set of 6 girls, was okay, didnt get blown off but i kept it way to boring, whats your name, how old, you come her often etc. i kind of psyched myself out and ejected after 5 mins. approached another couple of sets, they didnt go BADLY but nothing was sticking. i wasnt feeling good enough or confident to bust out any of my heaps left field stuff which is why i think it went very average. BE CREATIVE NEXT TIME. so its been like 10 approaches now and im by myself and im just not feeling it. i ended up going to casino and getting smashed then blew 100 bux on blackjack, il make up for it tomorrow with some more day time approaches, ski lifts are awesome for meeting people.
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Flea

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28/02        Why did i have to try and impress?

on the ski lift at the fun park i was sitting next to some snowboarding hottie, opened with ' hey whatsup im .... told her to come to the funpark and watch me stack, start talking and conversation is good. we do a few runs together then get to the funpark and i thought id impress her by doing the biggest jump they had,. so i get 30 ft high in the air and i miss calcuate the down part of the landing by half a meter. snap my bindings clean off the snowboard and snap the snowboard and deck myself. told her to come down to the snowboard shop to help me get it fixed but she was like 'no way, i just got here and paid for a days ticket`. she then goes off and grinds some hectic down rail. never to be seen again.....

girl from the train called me back and now i have coffee date during the day. argh would have been easier to escalate and root during the night at a bar but il try and root her anyway. im thinking, have coffee, get her to come back to my hotel room to watch johnny depps fear and loathing in las vegas, start watching, escalate, claw, kiss, fuck. thats the best plan i can come up with at least.
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04/03     Kept opening girlfriends.

been going out solo EVERY night, some nights only for an hour and other nights for 6 hours. some of the nights i just chose to drink with some swiss dudes id randomly bump into that evening and not worry about picking up however each night id do at least 3 approaches. what iv noticed is that when iv been approaching girls, majority of the time the sets last for a long time so i dont have to do heaps and heaps of approaches. Also when i was approaching in austria where i had a solid friend base, my state and confidence was much higher so i could say more left field stuff, here when im COMPLETELY solo i cant bust out that same sort of whackiness, its still there though but just not as potent, im thinking that practicing solo will strengthen my game significantly because of this.

Since iv been going out during the week at a tourist destination iv noticed that iv been hitting on alot of peoples girlfriends who are on holiday together. last night i went out and i only approached 3 chicks, each time they were sitting at the bar or leaning against a wall and id just walk up and say 'hey whatsup im flea'. id be talking to each of them for about an hour and there would be some guy lingering around me, id keep talking then started doing some push pull to display a bit of intent e.g ' your pretty cute but wed never work out as a couple' or ' id hook up with you but i can just tell youd be a whole lot of trouble' and theyd be going along with it, complimenting me and qualifying themselves and this guy would just keep orbiting me. (different guys in each set). turns out id be tuning each of the chicks for about an hour with a silent dude orbiting me none stop and then after the girls got their validation from me theyd start making out with the orbiter who turns out to be their boyfriend. weird thing was that id have my arm around one of the girls, wed be laughing and id be turning the convo sexual (stories and opinions) and theyd be enjoying it and flirting back whilst each of the boyfriends just stood there completely ignored for about an hour. like i assumed they were orbiter chodes but they were bfs who just watched me hit on their girlfriend for about an hour, maybe its coz their english was bad. this happened 3 times for an hour each time, makes me think if a boyfriend will sit back and watch me hit on their girlfirend, what would someone whos not their girlfriend do....

since my fone doesnt work over in this country iv adopted a new method (old) of getting numbers/giving numbers. at the hotel where im staying at they have little business cards so iv taken a few of them and written my name and room number on the back of them, iv given out about 6 so far and 3 have called back. im meeting up with 2 of them on friday night. i noticed the first time i pulled out a pen and paper out of my pocket the chick was like wtf, so since then iv just been giving out my number and not taking theirs.

train girl is also rescheduled to friday night for my convienence. on a side note iv noticed im becoming fussy with the sets i open and am generally avoiding mixed sets, i have to try and fix this.
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05/03 .         Day 2 with train girl and friends

- i attempted a foursome
- got blowjob

Met up with train girl (rachel .8) and she brought along 2 of her friends (rebecca 8 and Julia 6) , they came to my hotel where we then headed out. its about 7 when we headed out so it was still light outside and they took me to one of their favourite pubs. On the way i was using heaps of kino such as clawing them while we walked telling stories and then grabbing their hands whilst telling them stories. So we chilled at the pub for a bit, im doing a bit of concious leading around the pub trying to get a drink or finding a table for us. Anyways i didnt really do anything special, just told LOTS of stories and kept them laughing for a couple of beers, at the beginning they mentioned they semi-liked pot so i told them i had some in my appartment we could smoke later. Later on after a couple of beers i tell them we should go back to mine later to smoke some weed and drink some tequilla, theyr all heaps into the idea  so we finish the beers and make the way to my hotel room, im leading the entire way (been conciously trying to implement this). All i did was tell stories, it was weird and felt way more smoother than usual because i was constanly talking.

So i stopped in at a convienence store on the way  to the hotel to grab some fizzy drinks to mix with the tequilla (otherwise wed have to have it straight) and some lindt chocolate which i intended to feed to the girls later with my fingers. however i did not.  so we get back to my hotel room, i chuck on some music from my laptop ( started with run dmc and hilltop hoods, later it went on the sly and the family stone and bootsy collins). As i was chucking this on the idea of creating a foursome occured, YES bootsy, you inspire mte to make a foursome happen. i thought despite how far out of my reality it has semt n the past iv gotta go for it. So i pour a couple of shots and we all do them, then we just sipped on the coctail we made. Sparked up a joint and the chicks had some, i started saying corny stuff 'damn you swiss girls are all hot' and 'your all sexy', like really tacky compliments  but i just kinda wanted the idea of a possible 4 some happening to be running through their minds. ( i kind of gauged their gross ometer when i was telling the stories, like how easily they can be freaked out, they scored pretty well).  After that rebecca started playing along and signalled us all to the bed to have a fake orgy, so we all jumped on my bed and started spanking each other and doing stacks on, i felt them up playfully doing this for a bit.

After that  the girls wanted to see my fotos from australia so i take them back to the couch and showed them pictures of me on my laptop. ( i saved all the cool ones into one folder), fotos were of me snowboarding, surfing, some of my judo competition and heaps of fotos of me out at night with friends and heaps of girls. It felt like after they saw them and  felt like they relaxed a because i provided evidence that was cool so they stopped shit testing me, in their books i was legit. It was smooth after that, we drank some more, i used a bit of push pull on rach mainly but as well as her friends. I bring up some talk about their sexuality, only one of them ( rebecca) had ever kissed a girl before and rach got uncomfortable at this idea, this reduced my hope of having a foursome but didnt kill it.

so i start clawing rach and fiddling with her fingers while i showed her some good bands that i like on my itunes(rundmc, rjd2, red hot chili peppers etc). she was pretty receptive of this and fiddled back. the conversations then break off, its me talking with rachel and the other 2 girls talking to each other in swiss. so i start blatently complimenting her (something which i normally never do)but it was good ' you have beautiful eyes' etc but in german ( du hast schone augen). She was definately into me and i wanted to let her know that i was into her and not her friends so i could speed up the escalation. After we talked for a bit her friends julia and rebecca leave as they are going up the street for 10 minutes to do something, whatever, it was an opportunity for me to close with rach. So 5 minutes pass and we are really close with my arm around her, with the intent to close i brought up 'iv noticed that over in australia, the girls are much better kissers than there, theres something about you europeans whereby you lack passion' she starts taking it seriously ' oh, im not sure, i dont think countries have better kissers than one another'. not the answer i wanted, change topic. ' from a scale of 1 to 10, how much passsion do you think your kisses have'. she says '10!. i say ' oh yeh? prove it'. she smiles then i start kissing her. Then after a couple of minutes i try to finger her when her friends barge back through the door, drunk and crazed.

this process happened about 4 more times and basically it was the same deal
- rebecca and julia come back after 10 minutes, cock block me.
- they then leave and come back 10 minutes later, cock block me again
 all in the mean time im kissing rach and feeling her up but she was getting uncomfortable when her friends were around it would be like, intense escalation, friends ruin it, intense escalation, friends come in.

after this happened about 4 more times and im still stuck at 2 base they said theyd be gone for a long time (30 mins). so they go and me and rach start escalating, she says that she cant have sex tonight so i tried increasing the intensity and got the same response 4 mins later. repeated this a few times, after iv used up all of my escalation,  i just say ' use your mouth ', so she starts blowing me. i then take her shirt and bra off etc and shes blowing me for like 10 mins. then woosh, her friends burst back through the door and rach is hiding under the covers embaraced, she chucks her shirt back on. Rebecca and Julia had changed, they skankified themselved by putting on some more make up, and rolling up their skirts. they start dancing heaps sexy and basically to me it semt like they were fucking down for a 4 some, it was almost as if they went outside and conspired and agreed to come back in and seduce me into having sex with them, maybe i was dreaming but thats what i think the deal was. they start strip dancing for me whilst me and rach are sitting on the bed, they take off their shirts and then i took off mine. theyr only in their bras and undies and are fucking smoking hot, rubbing up my thighs, they start trying to make rach participate. I notice rach is freaked out and about to flip, i was too caught up in the moment that i forgot about rachs feelings. I go to hug her a bit and shes not receptive, she is freaked out by this, its not cool.

So i instantly chuck my shirt back on and jumper, i then hug rach and kiss her, trying to comfort her. Rach then smiles and her happiness returns. However her friends are fucking pissed off because i quit playing along and ignored them, they are damn furious. They immediately put their clothes back on and storm out whilst throwing a weird rectangle shaped condom at us. I start hooking up with rach again and she blows me again. she then stops half way through and says ' what about my friends'. i told her to stop what she was doing and go and talk to her friends, we will finish this up tomorrow. so she gets dressed and kisses me goodbye and runs out the door, she keeps apologising about her friends to me and im telling her 'its all good, dont worryy'. her friends and her come back after 5 minutes saying sorry and asked if they could come back in , i told them to go home and get some sleep, i had enough of their shit.


if rach wasnt freaked out i think i would have had a foursome but thats the way it was.

Edit; i just now remembered i got shit tested alot by each of the girls.

1. with a negative implication rach said ''so why the hell are you wearing that baseball cap'',
my respone; ' because its fucking cool' (neutral relaxed tone, not aggressive or defensive in any way)
Rach (massive change in her tonality); ''YEH i was about to say, i love atomic, i have atomic skis''. (atomic is the brand)

2. once we got back to my apartment but before the kiss rach said; ''so i bet your a massive player, you must have a different girl every night?'' (however she didnt say it playfully)
my response; '' it doesnt matter whether im a virgin or the biggest player on this planet, what does matter is how we feel about each other right now''. this melted her heart like butter

3. rebecca '' so why are you travelling by yourself, thats pretty weird''
me; ''its fun and it means i dont have to share girls like you with anyone''
her ' rrrrrrrrrrrr' ( and mimics a sexy tiger scratch)

4. julia (when i first brought up pot and said that i had it back at my appartment). '' dont you know pot is bad for you blabla it makes you stupid, so do you like smoke heaps regularly because thats bad'', all her friends are noddingwhile she said this.
me; '' dont you know i dont care, il smoke it anyway''
(note, i smoke on occasion and not heaps but i wasnt about to qualify myself to her and be like, 'oh yeh, i know its bad for you so thats why i only occasionly smoke, like i swear i only smoke a couple of times a year', no fuck that)

5. there was a really good shit test which i remember caught me off guard, it had something to do with me putting on weight since iv been travelling. i couldnt think of a smart response so instead i just said  'your mom put on weight', then changed topic.

6. rebecca ' what the HELL are we doing sitting here in your apartment''
me; '' well we WERE having a good time til you opened your mouth''

there were heaps more shit tests but i cant remember all of them, every second thing they asked was a shit test and they would just take turns, it was actually pretty fun me throwing these answers back in their faces.
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06/03  Mamma milf

rach sent me a message wanting me to meet up for lunch with her and her cousin, i told her i was busy because i didnt want to but i said we should go out at night instead, she said she couldnt.

earlier in the day when i changed hotels i was sitting down on the couch in the lobby when i got approached by this smoking hot milf. She was maybe 32 i guess with an awesome figure and sexy leather boots, maybe not a mum but il call her a anyways, the thought comforts me. She was maybe a 9 (8.5) but the maturity to her made her so much more sexy, she sits down next to me and starts asking me ' so where are you from?' ' how long are you staying here?' etc. Im doing my best to hold neutral/breaking rapport but its hard, i was in love with this woman. I ask her what shes doing here, she tells me that shes with her friends for the weekend 'looking for fun'. She starts asking me where abouts im going out tonight, i tell her that i dont know the city too well but i tell her a couple of bars. Asked her where she was going and she said she would be at the ex bar, i say 'cool so il meet you later at the ex bar and we will have a drink yeh?', she says 'yeh, well i hope il see you there later on tonight'. (its been about 15 mins and her friends were standing outside waiting for her the whole time.) she then leaves and keeps looking over her shoulder at me...............

9pm, time for hunt.

so i cut the shit and head straight to the ex bar where the said shed be. So i go to walk in through the main door and im scanning the place but its PACKED. then whoops i trip over this little step and land between these 2 girls. They start laughing and instead of being embarrassed im happy, i just opened 2 cute chicks without trying, il call it the 'falling for you opener'. (if its not already invented). So i get straight up and im in state, "hey girls whatsup, im flea'.
the girls are 7s.
lara; 'bahahahahha, nice fall bahahaha'
me; 'yeh watever, so whats happening?'
lara; 'ooooooooooooooh where are you from?'
me; 'australia, your swiss yeh'
lara; 'yeh of course eheheh, what the hell are you doing here?'
me; ' im on my way to amsterdam but thought id stop over here in your little village on the way'
lara; 'amsterdam omg omg thats so interesting, blablablablablablabla'
me; 'blablablabla, i was just in austria, blablabla crazy story about my cousins dildo and my theory about austrians being predominantly imbreds'
shes giggling and stuff.
i then start talking to her friend rebecca but her she cant speak english so i go straight back to talking to lara.

(iv noticed that me trying to communicate in german is time completely wasted so i dont bother anymore, id occasionly just call her friend cutie pie in german to keep her happy)
luckily some guy opened her friend and started chatting her up so she was occupied for the remainder of the time.

so after a story we just do the usual generic talk, e.g how old, where you work, what you study, where have you travelled. every 10 minutes id bust out a story, not necessarily  to get a reaction from her or to 'game' her but just because i wanted to tell someone the crazy shit thats happened to me so far and entertain myself, e.g story about the time i got high with swiss dudes and got locked in their appartment and one tried to eat me whilst i defended myself with a saucepan lid, or the time my cousins friends tricked me into holding her dildo then i hurled it at one of them and made her lip bleed, or the fact that everyone in austria told me i should fuck my cousin which is the explanation behind my imbred theory. The problem was that the music was too loud and the chick kept interrupting me when i used pause for suspense... so basically my stories sucked ass and werent working 100%. Every now and again id do a mini takeaway whereby i would stop talking to her completely and look around ( was scanning for mamma but she was not in my scope)

So im standing and shes sittng for the majority of the time on a bar stool, i then grab her hand and pull her up to start boogying to something that sounded like james brown. we dance for a bit, then i bump into a waiter and he spills hot coffee all over some chode in a striped polo shirt who was sitting down at a table with 4 of his buddies who were all dressed identical. I felt really bad, i tried apologising to them but they were pissed off and wouldnt accept me saying sorry, who the fuck orders 4 servings of coffee in a packed pub on a saturday night at like 10 pm when people are dancing. fuck em. I start laughing and keep dancing with the girl, i told her 'oi im going to this really sick club down the road later, you and your friend should come'. Shes like 'nah i have to work at 7am tomorrow, sorry'. im like  'thats sweet, well il be here for the next few days so we will catch up another time before i leave', shes says 'yeh thats good, do you have a handy (mobile)'', i tell her no but i give her one of my notorious hotel business cards with my name and room number on it and told her to call the hotel that im staying at. We talk a bit more and conversation starts getting boring so i say ' sooo..... you ever kissed a girl before?' . she replies 'WHATTT'', im like 'its cool if you have, everyone in europe has''. she then chills out and says 'only once, what about you'. im like 'nahh, i like girls'. convo was escalated by this but then dropped back off, after a while we cant hear each other over the music and no one else is dancing.
Its been about an hour so i tell her il see her around and change venue. She says ' we will go out tomorrow', i reply ' yeh we will see. give us a call'.

so i leave venue in search of mamma milf, walked past a couple of the bars that i told her i might go to but shes not in any of them, on the way i opened a few girls who were standing whilst i was walking past the clubs but they just blew me off so i kept walking, i was determined to find mamma milf. hmmm i Couldnt find mamma anywhere, she was my nights mission and i couldnt find her. I ended up getting frustrated and called it a night at 11 pm and went back to my hotel in hope that she might be sitting alone in the lobby/lounge room, waiting for me to take her breath away.............. however she was not. so its midnight now and im writing this up instead of scouring the earth for mamma milf.................... im dissapointed in this
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