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#81

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SHITTY

Went out very sleep deprived and crankier than a motherfucker!!!!  The previous night when I was driving home I almost fell asleep at the while at least twice, scared the shit out of me.  I worked hard all day doing manual labor and did not sleep in, thats for damn sure.  I decided to go out anyways.  Hit the bar, it was very well stocked with penis.  Walk around and then chill at the bar, wing and I say we are staying sober tonight.  I hit up a 2 set next to me.  I bark at one of them and sorta scare her or something.  Then her friend (fatty) damn near climbs over the bar to hear what I was saying.... I don't feel like repeating myself so I just shake my head no.  lol, I am a cranky son of a bitch, I think I should have just gotten some fucking sleep instead.  My wing opens a couple of super hotties and before i join in a dude comes up that they know and embraces her.  Soon after my wing is shitfaced, and I am stone cold sober/very pissy. 

Hit up another bar.  I go to a three set but I am not feeling it, we chat for a while.  My wing comes in with, " Are you bitches hitting on my boyfriend?!" as usual.  His high energy opener doesn't go well with my low energy/little effort personality.  I kinda just stare off into space for a while as they react to what he says.  Then I bring up the chick's cool ass necklace that has seagulls and shit, she loves it blah blah blah.... I stop talking and let my wing do his thing.  Wing tells me I wasn't letting him in the set, apparently I didn't realize this but I just totally ignored him the whole time as if he was some random guy.  Oops.  My mentality for the night was, fucking fuck get me out of here I am tired.  Needless to say this was instanly communicated to whoever I opened.  I see a couple dudes get blown out by this two set dancing together.  I decide I need to get blownout so I hit them up as soon as the dudes tuck tail and leave.  I don't get blown out :(.  The cute one likes me but she wont let me touch her.  We are standing next to the speakers and I cant hear them at all so I just make up in my head what I think they are saying.  They can hear me, and quite frankly, that is all that matters.  I lose the set after a while, my voice can't take the yelling anymore and I just leave them in the middle of our convo.  I wander around, not feeling like opening at all.  My wing hits up a couple of cute latina women.  I hang back and proceed to hate on random people in my vicinty, like a  chode.  He introduces me and I have a sour puss look on my face, rofl. I tell them my name and talk for a second, I don'tremember much about this set but we leave soon after.  My wing finds a girl I assume he is going to pull.  I hit another bar by myself and let him know.  This one sucks.  I decide to leave and get some sleep.  The end.

Notes/things I learned:
***I know I am doing shit right when things feel effortless, I know I am being a faggot when I am trying to work shit/make it happen (put that in bold because this is so important to me)

Haven't felt this shitty in a LONG ass time.  My entitlement wasn't there, I wasn't feeling like THE shit, I just felt LIKE shit
I stayed sober, something I haven't done in a while and might continue to do
Mad props to me for driving 45 mins to go out
Don't leave the first bar unless it's really bad, it will get better in an hour
I wasn't having ANY phun... NONE....if I am not having fun then what the fuck is the point?
In this shitty state of mind I absolutely suck.... but thats like the dumbest shit ever because I am awesome, bitch!
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#82

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MONDAY YAY


Decide to hit up the one place where I seem to suck the most in an attempt to own it.  Not sure what it is with this place but maybe it's all in my head.  Lots of stunners frequenting this area so I like it despite the well known fact this is place seems to be my kryptonite, lol.  Would like to mention it has nothing to do with the hot women, I approach them in other venues no prob.

I am still in a shitty mood, like very out of it and very abrasive.  I chill with my wing and another guy and we chit chat while we wait for this place to fill up.  Eventually its go time and I hit up a real cutie and her friend, and this real cutie is like a 9 on my scale and probably an 8 for y'all but who gives a fuck.  It hooks and we chat, cutie asks me if i am trying to "penetrate the social groups here" this makes me lol, and I tell her I am trying to penetrate her or something to that effect.  We chat for a while but despite how hot I think she is i am not feeling sexually charged or playful, it's like I am hiding the axe murderer beneath the surface and have no intentions of fucking. 

Hit up another set, they were fuckin' fine when I got up close.  I assume wing isn't coming and it hooks hard.  I am just chattin' and the girls tell me I curse a lot and that I have said "fuck" like 12 times.  I turn it back on them and ask if they never curse themselves.  I shoulda just said fuck 12 more times but that coulda been a blowout outright.  We chat more and I feel like these girls are.... refined?  is that the word I am looking for?  Like they are probably my age but act like they are 45 year old super milfs that both bang Javier, the gardner, and Jim, the UPS guy, while their husband slaves away at a job to buy their prada and gucci bagz, lol.  They are somewhat offended by my raw unedited conversation but they are chill so its all good.  My wing comes out of left field and decides to open with "are you bitches hitting on my boyfriend?"  Lol had no idea he was coming to my set so I was kinda put off.  I try to go with it but I don't know I just sorta felt like the set veered off.  I look at him expecting him to say something and then I start sayin shit but I think it was off by now, duh.  I leave the set and my wing bitches at me, I don't know why, I try to ignore this but I feel like cutting his face off.  I told you was abrasive.

Another set my other bud tells me to open is sitting right behind me.  I come in and it hooks, thanks tonality!  You pull me through even when I look like a murderer, lol.  I come in with BR, "HEY!" and they accuse me of yelling at them, but its all good.  Anywho we chat, these girls are super boring but I keep goin' they have nothing to offer the convo.  I said something like I am not from here in passing as I was talkin about something and one asks where I am from and once I tell her she tells me not to ask people where they are from.... I am confused because this dumb asked ME where I am from... I point this out but I think she is too retarded to realize what just happened.  Shit test, generally no problem... but pure stupidity that makes me try to understand what just happened, then I am like WTFBBQ!  Correct answer, ignore the girls stupidity and keep moving the set forward.  I leave after a bit, I assume they are brain dead.

Chill for a while my wing starts talking shit about my clothes, I am in a bad mood already and I have a rule....  If your wing is having a shit night/bad mood... don't fuck with him.  Like kicking a dog when it's down, really.  This shit is petty but still, not good teamwork.

Hit up some chick by herself standing near the bathroom, I assume she is waiting on a dode. Chit chat...  Hooks, she tells me she is waiting for the right guy.  I laugh in a rude manner and tell her I sure as hell am not the right guy.  She is not amused and starts talking in a  foreign language to her brothers who are standing behind me and then proceed to whisk her away, lolz. 

Notes:
I am abrasive
Shit hooks hard even when I am out of it, cool
I'll open when I don't care to, cool
I am still a sex tiger with a 14 inch penis and bowling ball sized nutz
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#83

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These R some of my retarded texts, I doubt they can help anyone... since I cbf to put up the whole fuckin' thing.
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#85

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Fight Night

Yo, so I finally decided to not flake on hawtbody, some gurl I met couple months back.  Our story is, I opened her with a Sublime serenade and she fell in luv instantly.  Went on one date with her and we had a lot of phun but no sex time, sad I know.  I picked her up and tried to get her in the bedroom but she put her arms up on the walls and wouldn't let me pass thru the threshold of the door.  Then I made a little mess in her house and she kicked me out. lulz... so  I decided to put her on the back burner... nah fuck that... more like the burner behind that burner...  I flaked on her twice and she got mad x1000 so I decided this time I wouldn't flake....fastforward to last nite....fight nite....

I meet her and she hugz me, tight ass body.  I bonerize instantly.  She has to count some dough or whatever before she can roll.  I go fuck around on a computer for a bit and then whisk her away.  We go to her place to watch a movie, I think timez to fuck, EH ?  EH ?  yeah.  I go get some wine whilst she showers and proceed to drink.  She cumz out and lights candles and putz on da movie this chick knows how to set the mood, fuckin eh!  I pounce.  We fool around and the fuckin' food delivery guy shows up. 

She eats.  I drink.  She feedz me.  I drink some more, she drinks. I rub my beard on her neck.  We fool around.  She screams everytime I touch her tits or ass.  Screams like a kid.  I bite her neck, she screams.  I grab her tight ass, she screams and slaps my face, I grab her boob, she screams slaps my face and punches my arm.  This goes on for a long time.  Then she sits on my back as I am drunk watching the movie.  I throw her off me and we wrestle.  She punches me and I mount her and hold her down as she wiggles around laughing.  She bites my shoulders, lips, arms and neck a bunch.  I have my boxers awn at this point and she refuses to undress.  My 1 inch dick cries.  She still wont undress and I am thinking about just wacking off in front of her, but decide not to for some stupid fuckin' reason... its worked b4!  More touching and no fucking.  I try to stay over and get kicked out again, she wantz to see me this weekend... I think she has the audacity to asssume we will get in a relationship b4 we fuck, unacceptable.  I had phun nonetheless.  Today I have bite marks on my shoulders, and bruises on my monsterous armz. 

Notes

3rd girl in recent timez that I lost to LMR or something else I can't quite identify.  Part of me wantz to analyze why what once was my strong point, the last mile/LMR, is now fast becoming my weakest point.  Part of me wantz to just ignore that ANALysis of this shit and assume I am doing everything right and just say WHATEVZ, BITCH.  Actually, no, I don't really care.  BUT if YOU have an answer, then by all means...enlighten my dumb ass! 
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#86

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TOM AND JERRY

Sup, cuntholes....

I decided it's time let go of results and just go out with only two goals: 

1) Have phun and be as retarded as possible
2) Talk to women in this awesome state of mind

I am wearing a Tom and Jerry shirt.... so it's not really fair for the other guys.
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Setz I rememberz

First set, two smokin' gurlz chatting each other.  I don't just open these two... I slice them open like a loaf of bread and get in between 'em and verbally spew awesomeness all over their glittery faces.  They luv me and Tom and Jerry, of course.  I own this set then I leave them wanting moar.... it's super early, twilight will cum.  I wander around singing 80's songz serenading anyone stupid enough to get in my way.  

My wing opens some gurl with a medallion necklace thingy she talks to him and then out of nowhere opens me into the convo and my predatory response kicked in and I decided to own her.  I tell her I like her necklace and that I am going to fingerbang it... then I slide my finger in and out of her necklace whilst my wing laughs uncontrollably and her friends watch with part horror/amusement.  Dudes in her group are checkin' out the Tom and Jerry shirt and wish they had one.... fuckin' suckas!

I run around doing my thing and its like I am a celebrity with this shirt on, randoms be walkin' up on me and telling me how awesome my shirt it.  My first response is liek, no shit, BITCH!  But I am nice and tell them they are kewl or whatever.  Some peeps just want to know where I got it.  Whatevz, you get the picture, tom and jerry shirts make your cock bigger.

Hit up a 2 setter, they are wierd.  They pretend not to like me, and I am cool with that so I plow.  Then one of them starts finally talking to me and seems cool/interested in my penis.   Her wierd friend isn't cool.... so this set wasn't cool.  I laugh and sing more 80s music as I leave them to stand there like... female chodes.

My wing hits up a dancing 2 set.  He pulls one over and the other one is by herself dancing in cheetah dress, GROWL!  I stalk her like a cheetah then pounce.  She had no idea what hit her.  She is overcum with good emotions as I dance with her and fuck her mind verbally.  I start being really retarded and ask in a very sad tone, "I want to see you sometime... outside of this club.... how... I don't know how we can do it.... I mean how can we ever keep in touch?"   She tells me she has a phone, AMAZING!  She throws the num num in and I peace out in search of moar phun.

I go upstizzy with my wizzy and hit up these bizzys.  I see them dancing in this ginormous set, mere mortals have not seen a set so big.  I try to pass them by but I notice the brunette with a hat on pushing her ass into my pelvic region as I try to walk by.... I pause.... turn around... take her hat off and put it on my head... then stare and smirk like, "wat bitch?"  She is in luv and so is her blonde friend.  We chat, I dissect this monster set and create my own set.  I meat everyone but keep focused on blondie and brunette.  They ask me if I am military... WTFBBQ.   I tell them I used to be and that I went to AIT in Georgia... they said they could tell and that they are from Georgia as well....wowzerz cooooll... she puts her num num in and saves last name as the club we are in.... is this something NEW?  Women never used to do this until literally this week...anywho.  I SHOUT DOUBLE HUG and hugz them both and leave.

Run into Cheeta girl again.  I play with her a bit and let her go back to her cousins or whatevz.  I see a girl who is lost and ask, "Are you LOST?!"  She looks shy with russian accent... "Yes lost"  I chat for a few and leave deciding to come back when she has her shit together.  I go to the bar and as I am at ze bar talkin to the bartender I feel a hand on my side.  Its lost girl.  She gets lost after I realize she is touching me.  I finish with the tender and find her with some dode and biatch.  I reopen her and she is a complete tellin' me to fuck off and blah blah, I think she is kidding so I find it funny... then I realize thiz be stoopid az fuck.  Later on she sees me and tries to say something but I cut that cunt of my reality so I didn't hear a word... NEXT!

See some girl lookin' lonely by da couches, I hit her up, she is in luv but has a boyfriend.  This girl is Puerto Rican and super cool.  She has like this amazingly calming energy about her... I don't know she like, wow.  I felt super.... something...in my pants... when I was near her.  She radiated this energy like a cool breeze on a sunny day.  I was uber attracted and didn't want to leave her.  She shows me pics of her place and pics of her boyfriend.  I tell her she is lying... she nonchalant tells me, "no, we fuck like rabbits"  Oh ok... shows me some more pics.  I still want her.  I decide not to, this girl threw me for a loop.

Run into Cheetah girl yet again.  I think she is stalking me and I let her know that I am creeped out by that stuff.  I meet her cousin and friend, they don't like me... but her friend that my wing hit up, who has been mia most of the night, is a fuckin' badass chick and looks very familiar and claims we met b4, I dunno.  Lights cum on and its time to get kicked out of the bar.  I see Cheetah girl outside and try to pull her to my wing's pad but he is MIA so I am trying to work this shit but nope, sall good. I try to get my wing's girl to cum to our club to no avail.

I send the following to the cheetah via text.

"OK!  You can stop thinking about me now!! -SP"
and send another text to brunette hat gurl.



    
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#87

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Saterdae, Yay!

Hit up de bar.  I can't remember all the setz so... yeah.  All I really remember from this night was I would hook a set and like 2 mins later it would fizzle due to my sheer awesomness.  The girls felt as though they were not worthy and decided not to waste my time, how sweet of them.  I hit up some playin' with her phone. 

I open and she is cool for 3.45 seconds and then goes back to her phone.  I physically remind her that I am not gone (womenz can b so dumb) she talk some more then goes back to her phone like a socially inept moron.  I remind her again that I am not leaving.  Then she starts grabbin' dode next to her to blow me out... he can't caz he is a and then I finally understand this girl is too stoopid so I tell her, "buy a gun and blow your brains out you stupid bitch."  Then I skip off to the next set with a smile on my face.

Next set, super cutie deluxxxxxxxeeee fuckin' eh like a 9 latina hottie.  She is adorable I am overcum with joy that I found her.  Her friendz r everywhere but not near enough to acknowledge so I just cut in and chat with her.  She givez me the num num and I skip off with a smile on my face.

I cannot remember any other setz because the rest were really boring.  Teh End.
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Super Head for the Super Bowl

Meet up some girl for a date.  Take her to a Fridays, I get a beer, she getz water and fish sandwich.  We chat, we have nothin in common.  I am a dog person, she is a cat person.  We leave the bar.  I drive to my secluded parking lot of fuck.  I get out of the car and piss on the wall.  Get in the car into the backseat, I tell her to join me, she does.  We mess around.  Just before as she is going to blow my dick this song cumz on the radio...



She gives good head while I mourn the Steeler's loss. cry  Then I fuck her in every position I can think of/do in a car.  She sucks the cum off my dick when we finish.  She tells me she is not a whore.  Cool.  I drop her off and cry 4 more times at home in the shower.
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Fuckin' busy week, school started up again.  NOTE to anyone in a computer related class... DO NOT sit next to pretty gurlz.  If one sits next to you, walk away and find another seat.  Here's why... I sit down by myself in a row with one other dude at the end.  In comes a blonde and she sits next to me... fuck!  Then some hot brunette comes in and sits on the other side of me, double fuck.  Class takes a while to start and I automatically start flirting with the blonde. She tells me my motorcycle helmet is intense... it isn't.  I tell her, "Yeah thats a bunch of bug gutz smeared all over the visor.  When I am hungry I lick it clean, if you are hungry help yourself"  then talked about bugs hitting me in the throat.  She asks where I live, she tells me she lives close by.  My head already is like, PULL BRAH!  But I am in school in the middle of a boring ass class.

So the teacher begins lecturing and having us follow along and with some shit and guess who needs help?  Both of them, fuckkkkk.  By the time I am done with their asses, I am now completely lost.  Brunette has an accent I have trouble understanding and blonde finally gives up and falls asleep in class with her head in her lap.  By the time the lecture/excercise is over I am clueless. 
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Drunk As Fuck

Kicked the night off with a 4 loko.  Getting used to the new school routine and decided to let off some steam and just get fucked up.  Grab a beer for myself and wing and he is in set so I jump in.  Chit chat and bullshitting around.  Hit up a 2 set standing by the bar.  One of them is an Austrailian girl and she is cool, the other is fat and dismisses herself from conversation.  I am wearing a Deutschland shirt that even says Germany on it.  I test the girls asking if they know where the Deutschland is located.  They do, I am happy.  I get her number and leave.

Go outside and bum a smoke, I never smoke but I wanted to practice smoke rings.  Some cutie gives me a light.  I am too drunk to care about the set so I just stand there perfecting my smoke rings until a gust of wind destroys my willingness to continue.  I head back inside and chat some girls.  I can't remember much of what happened.  Run into some other dude say what's up and shit.  I balance a beer on my head whilst talkin' to peeps... I almost break the bottle.  I randomly ask some girls if they know where the Deutschland is and they haven't a clue even though my shirt says Germany on it, I am disgusted.  This happens multiple times throughout the night where I relentlessly make fun of them for being stupid.  

Run into Australian girl again, we chit chat.  I think we madeout because I remember makin' on some with glitter on her face.  I woke up with glitter on my face.  At some point I meet a girl and have no recollection, I get the number only reason I know about this is because I texted her last night in the club.  Closing time and we get kicked out of the bar.  I pounce on some girl outside and proceed to talk drunken shit about something she gives me her number despite my drunkeness.  I call her up while she is standing in front of me and we talk about rainbows, unicorns, and boning.  I tell her that it is kiss time, she says, "OK on the cheek" I kiss her mouth.  I try to pull her but her friends drag her away.  I try to get my wing to pull some chick.... no go.  We then hit up the street like drunken zombies lookin' for women down to give some brain.  I don't remember anything beyond this point, probably for the best... teh endz.
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