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#61

Silicone Pimp

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Join Date: 07/27/2008 | Posts: 437

Shit feels like my thread is wilting away.  It started with getting punched in the fucking face and getting a ton of stitches, green projectile vomit, a chick with fangs for teeth, alcohol poisoning like I have never experienced before, drunken karaoke nights, a humongous fat gay black dude hitting on my friend and "escalating" on him, introduction to lots and lots of cocaine (although did not partake), first time a chick drove me home to fuck, whining about some girl I liked and handling it the wrong way and losing her almost instantly, and a ton of other stupid shit and here I am a few months later hardly updating because I don't go out enough.  At the same time I am so fucking content with my life.  100% appreciate being alive because I am fucking lucky to be alive and living in the United States.  Man what a fucking trip when I think about all the shit I have been through that is not in this journal.   

Fuck, anyways I'll update.  Went out with Six.  He's chattin up a couple gals when  I come in and chill for a bit.  Finish a beer and proceed to wait in line while having to take a monster piss.  Holy shit, almost pissed myself on the elevator ride up.  We talk to some girls and my memory sucks because I hit up a ton of sets this night... chat with some brunette and grab her hair and ask tell her to fix her split ends or whatever.  She is embarrassed and tells her friends what I said.  I was suprised because I didn't mean to be a dick I was just flowing and her hair got the best of me.

I spot a tall asian chick on the dancefloor we grind for like 15 seconds and she leaves, was kind of funny because as she was leaving she said "TANK YOU TANK YOU TANK YOU" I don't know if she really spoke english... whatever.   Hit up some randoms and get blown off, pssst too many hot bitches here... continue approaching.  Blownoff again at the dancefloor. 

I go to the outside area and feeling super chill, I stroll up to like a 6 set of gals.  As I am walking up I wave my hands at waist level and they stop talking and stare at me.  I smile and tell them I am the most boring guy in the world and I never go out.  My standard opener because it reminds myself never to give a fuck or try to impress.  They don't believe me and the hot brunette tells me I am super direct.  Wierd, I thought I was just being normal.  She says, "Oh so you are like a shy wallflower kind of dude.  Well there is a wall over there, how about you go be a wallflower there."  I tell her, "That wall over there?  Ok, come with me" while smiling.  She laughs and apologizes.

Her friend then accidentally hits me.  Brunette introduces me to all the friends.  I meet blondie, they all want to get drinks, blondie wants to dance.  I take here there.  We dance for a while and I get really physical.  I am rubbing her through her clothes and my belt (really shitty belt) keeps coming undone.  So I am gridning wiht my pants damn near around my knees.  I push her away for a second to fix my belt.  Blondie says, "See?  I'm damn good"  We go back to grinding then I turn her around and go for the makeout.  She puts her fingers to my mouth to stop me so I bite her fingers.  Then I bite her neck, then her shoulder.  A couple seconds later we makeout.  I bite her some more and eventually her friends see her and she says," Wait right here, I'll be back".  Fuck that, there is too much hot ass here.  I think some other dude tagged her later.  I leave.

I talk to some gals and it goes nowhere.  Stale convo.  I see an milf standing next to another chick that looks like lady gaga with downs syndrome.  I chat with them, they are very very very superficial girls.  Funny conversation ensues.  The old chick said something like, "you know there are lot of people that shouldn't be let in here... like them over there or pretty much anyone who isn't hot, but you... you are cute, so I would let you in"  We chat for a long time but her friend REALLY wierds me out because she is just staring at us.  I feel the hairs on the back of my neck standing up.  I leave and tell myself I will catch them later... I forgot.

I hip check a sexy brunette but she isn't down, what a fuckin' party pooper.  I chat with some more girls but I can't remember much details oh ya and a blowout or two.  Eventually try to find Six, but nowhere to be found.  I have to be up early the next day so I go home and wash off that sticky fucking lipgloss or whatever that shit is.
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#62

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Solo.   Yeah!!!  Love going out solo.  Went out Friday and Saturday night.  Highlight from Friday night... speeding ticket... fuck.  Saturday night, fat cockblock from hell.   I noticed the bars that I was hitting up were filled with college kids.... so it seemed very closed off to outside dick, at least thats how I felt.  Chilled with some frat dudes and some bar sluts. I dropped the ball hard though, let a chick walk away that was down.  I also had some alcohol but I rarely drink so that means zero tolerance so got buzzed and pissed on a wall.
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#63

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OK so haven't updated in a while.  Keepin' it short.  Last time I went out I was feeling great but getting blown out like a motherfucker I don't know how many times.  In one particular case I just introduced myself and the bitches looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead.

Havent gotten blownout this many times in a while... I kept approaching and grabbed some girl walking by me and I grabbed her and bear hugged her and she was lovestruck.  We danced for a while and some other girl tore her away from me.  She was never to be seen again.  Funny thing with shit nights is that you remember all the times you suck and how shitty your are... been through this b4 so it's not an issue.  I am just aware of it now so I can ignore it and move on.  Sounds like other people been dealing with the same shit on these FRs.
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#64

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Hello, my name is Silicone Pimp and I like to party.

I go out with peterla and another guy.  I am down to hit shit up fer realz.  Takes a long ass time to get to the first venue and by the time we get there I feel like a ass and proceed to act like one for the first 15 minutes in this new bar, which is  moar like 3 danceflwhores jumbled around a bar.  As I walk around some drunk bumps into me hard and I automatically assume the dude next to her was her boyfriend so I let her be.  Soon after this, I realize my faggotry and decide  I need to get blown out quick.  

Tell Peter whaz up and to watch my blowout as I find the nearest cute chick who happens to be dancing with her boyfriend and some fatass homo.  I get in her grill to tell her how much I want to her.... ok I didn't say that but her response was to laugh hysterically and I do mean hysterically... kind of wierd.  Anyways, she keeps on laughing and then she stares at her boyfriend.  I box him out with my awesomeness and decided to commit.   She wont make eye contact... and her chode friends inform me that one of them is her boyfriend... didn't care to notice until then.  Dude shakes my hand... why? 

I walk around and notice a lot of dudes and a couple of midgets dancing I lol pretty hard.  I continue to walk around and feel my faggotry consuming me again so I decide to try to dry hump something.  I don't find any willing participants. 

I see a sexy ass blonde gurl standing near the bar.  I walk up and tell her I want her or something like that I never remember the stupid shit I actually say.  She is suprisingly chill.  We talk for what seems like forever but was probably only 15 mins.  Her friends see me and decide that I must have a huge dick so they try to get her away from me.  She sorta tells them to fuck off.  They do.  We chat. 

Some drunk goliath motherfucker bumps into her hard to so I pull her away and closer to me.  I say some stupid shit about her hair and play with it.  She pretends to be offended and acts pissy, I laugh at her for being dumb.  She laughs.  Then more friends come over to fuck me shit up but I just stay there letting her brush them off.  I ask her if she is leaving with them and some other logistical Qs or whatever. 

Logistics R fucked for her... apparently everyone knows her there and are looking out for her or something.... then she starts asking me all sorts of questions about shit. (value inversion point?)  I'm not down with the lingo round here...Anyways long story short her friends tell her they are going and she says she has to go with them then they decide to stay and I dont talk to her again.

Fuxxors... on to the next.  I walk by this really cute gurl and we eye fuck each other for like 5 seconds.... I could either A) step up and be a man or B) be a ass like I was earlier..... sorry but I have to keep it real, I went with B.  Peterla intros me to some chick I act like a chode so she ignores me so he can do his thing.  She shakes my hand and tells me I have a hard grip.  I wanted to say it was caz I wack off a lot but decide against it.  I realize I am out past my bedtime find everyone and say nite.

in other news
I am invited to a party tonight by this chick that goes to college with me, she has seen my penis but we didnt fuck wtf right?... anywho I decline because the chick is telling me its a sausagefest and I cbf to go to a chodefest to see one biatch.   She invites me to the beach as well but she is bringing dudes lots of dudes, not that I hate guys but why the fuck would I want to hang out with dudes I dont know or care to know? Maybe its my antisocial self cumming thru. YOU DECIDE

FACT:  August has been one of the worst months of my life.  Lot of bad shit, I hope its over and done with.  SO if you are reading this, wish me luck in life, and you will get 72 blowjobs this month, but not by me.  Thanks.
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#65
ceoarob

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No dude, I don't want to hang out with the chode-pack just to get to one girl. I'd be feeling/thinking the same thing. It's not anti-social, just using common sense. 

Good luck. When do I get those 72 BJs? And from who?
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in other news
I am invited to a party tonight by this chick that goes to college with me, she has seen my penis but we didnt fuck wtf right?... anywho I decline because the chick is telling me its a sausagefest and I cbf to go to a chodefest to see one biatch.   She invites me to the beach as well but she is bringing dudes lots of dudes, not that I hate guys but why the fuck would I want to hang out with dudes I dont know or care to know? Maybe its my antisocial self cumming thru. YOU DECIDE

FACT:  August has been one of the worst months of my life.  Lot of bad shit, I hope its over and done with.  SO if you are reading this, wish me luck in life, and you will get 72 blowjobs this month, but not by me.  Thanks.
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#66

Silicone Pimp

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Join Date: 07/27/2008 | Posts: 437

Dude I am a personal friend of Ron Jeremy... he can suck a mean dick!  If he doesn't satisfy then I guess I'm up.  Thanks fer da luv :)  Wish I could wing with you but I'm in California.

Mental note:  I need to chill the fuck out.  I been so fucking uptight lately with shit going on and I am finally relaxing again and shit is 100004343X more solid when I am chill.  My first sets of the night I am too high energy and fucking try hard.... it feels like trying to blow up a red baloon on only one monster breath... not going to work.  At least thats how I visualize it in my head.  When I am chill it's like the chick blows up the baloon for me... gaming me if you will.  

It makes sense because nights that I felt like absolute shit and was tired as fuckkk I was doing awesome because  I was chill... nights that I am walking around with a 3 inch boner DTF and feeling great, I get blownout faster than a bannana out of a pornstar's ass.

I know what I need 2 dew.
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#67

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Whaz up, it's been a while.  

I am sick as fuckk right now.  

Been hitting the bars/clubz fairly consistently, improving.  

Started online dating couple weeks ago, it seems easy.

I fucking hate phone numbers with a passion UNLESS i get them off online dating.

99% of dudes in the bars are losers, I used to have this wierd belief that every other guy had more game than i do, but now I know... they are all faggots.

I need to get SNL from the bars down, because I have trouble pulling it off.  I have had so many gurlz DTF and I get the number and leave for more setz, I am a chode.

My logistics suck cock, I live about 45 mins away from the barz/clubs.

Must pull to an alley, or perhaps my car.

My verbal skills have improved by a fuckton as well as my calibration.  Funny thing is I have learned to vomit and now my physical shit is borderline pathetic, used to be my strong point.

I hate high energy clubs.  I hate doormen and I hate cover charge.

For 3 months I stopped drinking and had only water while going out.  Changed my perspective on things.   Great feeling to be able to do awesome shit whilst 100% sober.

I still love beer and vodka.

Intersting thing i have noticed, recently opened two 9's in a chill bar, set blew open caz I'm awesome, duh.  BUT later in the night open a 6 and a 7 in a cluby environment and they were soul sucking cuntz.  I sometimes blame the way a chick reacts to me depending on the environment they r in/frequent.  This happens a lot, and this isn't like my one experience, shit happens all the time.  Soul sucking cuntz like to go to certain places, I shall go to these places to get blownout and make my skin even thicker, if at all humanley possible. 

What else, I know I am forgetting something, oh yeah...I hate faggots.
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#68

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Getting a lot numbers from this online bullshit.  Most of these fish are hitting me up, so it's like passive game.  One of my fish sent me titty pics and asked if she could be on my fuckbuddy list. We haven't even met up though so we shall see if she means it.  Another is sending me some smokin' hot pics.  Sucks that these girls live kinda far like 40 mins or so.  I cbf to drive so I pushed for the meetup and one decides to drive in the pouring ass rain.  I really didn't feel like meeting up caz, to be honest, I feel like shit.  Three hours before the meetup she ends up telling me about a flood warning or somethin' and can't make it, she wants to come sometime soon.  Go fish.


Been literally inside my house for the past 7 days being a sick little bitch.  I am going to OD on vitamin C.  I bet if they made a vitamin C suppository, I woulda taken it by now.  I miss the field, online game is OK but I miss the barz.  I need to work on car pulls 4 sho.  I read bits and pieces of online game by other dudes and some guides are fucking retarded.  The guides I have read on RSD are good.  I kinda like my own style of doing things, and will continue to do so until I find out it doesn't work.
 

Kicked it with Tyler and Julian a while back and they were fuckin' tear shit up on the streets, I need to get into this crazy ass mentality.  They fuckin' open everything.  Despite my gay illness I've been hittin' the gym, I am awesome, even when I suck.

   
Notes
As far as game goes, I will lie, cheat, and steal to fuck
Must work on car-pulls
Must build momentum all over again
Must learn to steamroll motherfucking chodes
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Skeet skeet skeet
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#69
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 S Pimp, I been reading some of your blog good reports, In getting into all this stuff what advice would you give a newbie from your personal trails? 
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#70

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Awesome F, I reccomend you become an approach machine.  Hitting up sets left and right is what you need to get comfortable doing so that you can start playin' the game.  Also, keep a journal and update it on a consistent basis so you can make goals and get set on accomplishing them.  Later on down the road seriously consider taking an RSD bootcamp to learn from the best. 


Christmas eve eve LR

One of my fish hits me up asking if I want to hang out. She offers to make the long drive (1hour!) so I’m down. I was thinking that I would be late because I have to take a monster shit 5 mins before I got to go. Being a woman, she gets lost very easily so I have to be the man and literally pick her up two blocks from the place we were supposed to meet up. It’s our first meet up and I am teasing her mercilessly on her inability to find a place WITH GPS and shit.

We get drinks and our waiter keeps on flirting with my fish. I don’t give a fuck, in fact, I find it funny. The chode has no game. Fish makes fun of him behind his back, I feel kind of bad for him. I am being awesome, because I have amazing humor and I am awesome X100. Anyways she is super DTF, so I remember that I want to get a car pull so that’s what I focus on.
We makeout on the way to the car, once inside I drive to my favorite secluded spot, get out and piss on a wall. I get inside and jump in the backseat and she follows my lead. Fingerblasting n shit. LMR consists of “I’m not that kind of girl” or “I never do this” I just agree or laugh or both. 10 mins later I stick it in. Fuck for a while, but this car fucking is kinda uncomfortable.

She doesn’t want to drive home due to the fog or some bullshit. I tell her to get a motel, she pays for one, and we fuck some more and again in the morning. My fingerblasting skillz are top notch these days, son.

Note:
I now consider my trunk a mini bar, so I like to keep it stocked with alcohol to avoid paying the redic price at bars/club.  Plus it's just classy to be seen walking around with a bud light on the streetz.
Must do SNL car pulls
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Skeet skeet skeet
Naw thats tha other mayne
'cause my skeet never leak
out this rubber mayne
T&A ain't worth a nigga DNA
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