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I'm 56 for those who don't know
I thoughht you were like 18 lol. __________________
Heh. I've been on here for over two years! Anyhow, a man is only as old as the woman he feels. :-)
I'd fuck her so hard I'd put a crater in the earth
It just sounds too good to be true
It just sounds too good to be true
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Well, I did it my own way
I got put through the test
Never quitting, slowing down, or losing hope
I did my best
You said I'd fail
I said yeah you wanna bet
And now when you look at me
What you see is what you get
I was afraid, I tried to hide who I am deep inside
I didn't know how hard it'd be
Tryin' to be someone else instead of being
Me is the person I live my life for today
Want to live in the now?
get a frontal lobotomy
I got put through the test
Never quitting, slowing down, or losing hope
I did my best
You said I'd fail
I said yeah you wanna bet
And now when you look at me
What you see is what you get
I was afraid, I tried to hide who I am deep inside
I didn't know how hard it'd be
Tryin' to be someone else instead of being
Me is the person I live my life for today
Want to live in the now?
get a frontal lobotomy
lol careful man ive had afew bad experiences with so called hotties online that turned out to be bushpigs, and im from sydney,
but fuckit try it out and let me know, if its all good then i ll restore my faith in online dating
but fuckit try it out and let me know, if its all good then i ll restore my faith in online dating
I've seen the photos. She ain't no bushpig.
p.s. That's her in the above photo. I picked a fuzzy shot so as not to identify her on here.
p.s. That's her in the above photo. I picked a fuzzy shot so as not to identify her on here.
Thats disgusting.I'm 18 and my dad ia 53.
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Just be careful...I have a feeling Dateline is in your near future...
Haven't logged onto a dating website for years. I got bored last week and placed some profiles on free sites just for "shits and giggles". The usual response at first, I got rated a 10 by a couple of women from Latvia that were so ugly I wouldn't even fuck them with Jeffy's dick, and some 62yo caring motherly type woman from the country emailed me to say my profile requirements were so unrealistic that I'd never find anyone. In other words, the usual shit ... but generally nothing much was happening.
Then Saturday night I got home after 4am and checked the site. There's an email from a 22yo guy from Melbourne, telling me that his friend was into older men - I'm 56 for those who don't know - and that she really likes me but was too shy to contact me ... and that maybe I should contact her by interactive chat and say Hi. I checked her profile and freow!!! She's an 18yo blonde chef, 5'10" tall and cute as hell. I smelled a prank immediately and email him back saying that I just got home from clubbing and was tired, and that she should email me because I was going to bed.
Then I thought "fuck it, why not" and opened a PM chat with her.
Me: Q******** said you wanted to say hi, so ... Hi!
Her: Oh yeah he does that sometimes. Uh, it's late and I'm tired, gotta go.
And with that she signed off.
I emailed the guy back and essentially said, "Yeah, that was funny dude, you got me good."
He emails back, "No, I'm serious. Maybe she was genuinely tired, but she's definitely interested. Listen, maybe she will feel more comfortable if we're all online together ..." etc, etc.
Like three emails and this guy hasn't changed his story. Either this is the most elaborate joke ever, or I have an 18yo secret admirer.
The catch? She lives in a small town halfway to Adelaide (about 4 1/2hrs drive). On the other hand she's cute enough - and young enough - to be worth the effort. If this goes well I might just tell her to get on a bus and show her a good time for a weekend. It would be well worth renting a motel room and hitting the town with her. Certainly would do my street cred some good at the regular clubs, anyhow.
Just when you think you're running out of ideas something like this happens. Keep trying guys, getting out there _and_ doing stuff online _and_ whatever else you can think of is definitely the key. A couple of years ago I wouldn't have known what to do in a situation like this. I owe thanks to the community for the preparedness I now have. Good things only happen when you're ready.
Sir, no offense, you are a chode.Then Saturday night I got home after 4am and checked the site. There's an email from a 22yo guy from Melbourne, telling me that his friend was into older men - I'm 56 for those who don't know - and that she really likes me but was too shy to contact me ... and that maybe I should contact her by interactive chat and say Hi. I checked her profile and freow!!! She's an 18yo blonde chef, 5'10" tall and cute as hell. I smelled a prank immediately and email him back saying that I just got home from clubbing and was tired, and that she should email me because I was going to bed.
Then I thought "fuck it, why not" and opened a PM chat with her.
Me: Q******** said you wanted to say hi, so ... Hi!
Her: Oh yeah he does that sometimes. Uh, it's late and I'm tired, gotta go.
And with that she signed off.
I emailed the guy back and essentially said, "Yeah, that was funny dude, you got me good."
He emails back, "No, I'm serious. Maybe she was genuinely tired, but she's definitely interested. Listen, maybe she will feel more comfortable if we're all online together ..." etc, etc.
Like three emails and this guy hasn't changed his story. Either this is the most elaborate joke ever, or I have an 18yo secret admirer.
The catch? She lives in a small town halfway to Adelaide (about 4 1/2hrs drive). On the other hand she's cute enough - and young enough - to be worth the effort. If this goes well I might just tell her to get on a bus and show her a good time for a weekend. It would be well worth renting a motel room and hitting the town with her. Certainly would do my street cred some good at the regular clubs, anyhow.
Just when you think you're running out of ideas something like this happens. Keep trying guys, getting out there _and_ doing stuff online _and_ whatever else you can think of is definitely the key. A couple of years ago I wouldn't have known what to do in a situation like this. I owe thanks to the community for the preparedness I now have. Good things only happen when you're ready.
- 18 yr old girls like you for sure, are you trying to prove smtg here to yourself ? Like you're not too old to get them ?
- 4 1/2 hours of drive, are you fucking kidding me ? Aren't you supposed to be abundant ? Aren't chicks supposed to make that drive for you before you fuck them ?
- You were bored, ok, so that's what you do when you're bored, suscribing to dating websites, not learning french or italian, no, no, no, dating websites. Go OUT.
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Haven't logged onto a dating website for years. I got bored last week and placed some profiles on free sites just for "shits and giggles". The usual response at first, I got rated a 10 by a couple of women from Latvia that were so ugly I wouldn't even fuck them with Jeffy's dick, and some 62yo caring motherly type woman from the country emailed me to say my profile requirements were so unrealistic that I'd never find anyone. In other words, the usual shit ... but generally nothing much was happening.
Then Saturday night I got home after 4am and checked the site. There's an email from a 22yo guy from Melbourne, telling me that his friend was into older men - I'm 56 for those who don't know - and that she really likes me but was too shy to contact me ... and that maybe I should contact her by interactive chat and say Hi. I checked her profile and freow!!! She's an 18yo blonde chef, 5'10" tall and cute as hell. I smelled a prank immediately and email him back saying that I just got home from clubbing and was tired, and that she should email me because I was going to bed.
Then I thought "fuck it, why not" and opened a PM chat with her.
Me: Q******** said you wanted to say hi, so ... Hi!
Her: Oh yeah he does that sometimes. Uh, it's late and I'm tired, gotta go.
And with that she signed off.
I emailed the guy back and essentially said, "Yeah, that was funny dude, you got me good."
He emails back, "No, I'm serious. Maybe she was genuinely tired, but she's definitely interested. Listen, maybe she will feel more comfortable if we're all online together ..." etc, etc.
Like three emails and this guy hasn't changed his story. Either this is the most elaborate joke ever, or I have an 18yo secret admirer.
The catch? She lives in a small town halfway to Adelaide (about 4 1/2hrs drive). On the other hand she's cute enough - and young enough - to be worth the effort. If this goes well I might just tell her to get on a bus and show her a good time for a weekend. It would be well worth renting a motel room and hitting the town with her. Certainly would do my street cred some good at the regular clubs, anyhow.
Just when you think you're running out of ideas something like this happens. Keep trying guys, getting out there _and_ doing stuff online _and_ whatever else you can think of is definitely the key. A couple of years ago I wouldn't have known what to do in a situation like this. I owe thanks to the community for the preparedness I now have. Good things only happen when you're ready.
Sir, no offense, you are a chode.Then Saturday night I got home after 4am and checked the site. There's an email from a 22yo guy from Melbourne, telling me that his friend was into older men - I'm 56 for those who don't know - and that she really likes me but was too shy to contact me ... and that maybe I should contact her by interactive chat and say Hi. I checked her profile and freow!!! She's an 18yo blonde chef, 5'10" tall and cute as hell. I smelled a prank immediately and email him back saying that I just got home from clubbing and was tired, and that she should email me because I was going to bed.
Then I thought "fuck it, why not" and opened a PM chat with her.
Me: Q******** said you wanted to say hi, so ... Hi!
Her: Oh yeah he does that sometimes. Uh, it's late and I'm tired, gotta go.
And with that she signed off.
I emailed the guy back and essentially said, "Yeah, that was funny dude, you got me good."
He emails back, "No, I'm serious. Maybe she was genuinely tired, but she's definitely interested. Listen, maybe she will feel more comfortable if we're all online together ..." etc, etc.
Like three emails and this guy hasn't changed his story. Either this is the most elaborate joke ever, or I have an 18yo secret admirer.
The catch? She lives in a small town halfway to Adelaide (about 4 1/2hrs drive). On the other hand she's cute enough - and young enough - to be worth the effort. If this goes well I might just tell her to get on a bus and show her a good time for a weekend. It would be well worth renting a motel room and hitting the town with her. Certainly would do my street cred some good at the regular clubs, anyhow.
Just when you think you're running out of ideas something like this happens. Keep trying guys, getting out there _and_ doing stuff online _and_ whatever else you can think of is definitely the key. A couple of years ago I wouldn't have known what to do in a situation like this. I owe thanks to the community for the preparedness I now have. Good things only happen when you're ready.
- 18 yr old girls like you for sure, are you trying to prove smtg here to yourself ? Like you're not too old to get them ?
- 4 1/2 hours of drive, are you fucking kidding me ? Aren't you supposed to be abundant ? Aren't chicks supposed to make that drive for you before you fuck them ?
- You were bored, ok, so that's what you do when you're bored, suscribing to dating websites, not learning french or italian, no, no, no, dating websites. Go OUT.
You can meet a "real" girl who looks like that by stepping outside of your house.
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The degenerate formerly known as Anus and Dick Cheney's Ripe Genitals.
Sales Manager: You have no previous sales experience, I don't think you can handle rejection.
BonoboTimes: Your right, I don't. However, I've been fucking models since I was 17. I've dealt with being called ugly, stupid, gay, creep, asshole, and a bunch of other shit. Been told to go away, don't talk to me, go fuck yourself, and I'm not interested by over three thousand women and groups of people. I can handle rejection better than anyone on this lot if not city. Not only that, I never leave. I will follow the customer across the fucking street if I have to. I simply do not give a fuck. I close.
Evil Stifler: "My internal cheerleaders are on my team, bro. They're like, GO, GO, GO, GO!"
Eckhart Tolle: "Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they became afraid."
TheFADER: "The club is always a place I can count on to get complete peace and quiet while studying my math."
Bonah Jamz 2010~
Sales Manager: You have no previous sales experience, I don't think you can handle rejection.
BonoboTimes: Your right, I don't. However, I've been fucking models since I was 17. I've dealt with being called ugly, stupid, gay, creep, asshole, and a bunch of other shit. Been told to go away, don't talk to me, go fuck yourself, and I'm not interested by over three thousand women and groups of people. I can handle rejection better than anyone on this lot if not city. Not only that, I never leave. I will follow the customer across the fucking street if I have to. I simply do not give a fuck. I close.
Evil Stifler: "My internal cheerleaders are on my team, bro. They're like, GO, GO, GO, GO!"
Eckhart Tolle: "Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they became afraid."
TheFADER: "The club is always a place I can count on to get complete peace and quiet while studying my math."
Bonah Jamz 2010~
Just be careful...I have a feeling Dateline is in your near future...
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haiqu
Trusted Member
Join Date: 10/24/2007 | Posts: 1606
Then Saturday night I got home after 4am and checked the site. There's an email from a 22yo guy from Melbourne, telling me that his friend was into older men - I'm 56 for those who don't know - and that she really likes me but was too shy to contact me ... and that maybe I should contact her by interactive chat and say Hi. I checked her profile and freow!!! She's an 18yo blonde chef, 5'10" tall and cute as hell. I smelled a prank immediately and email him back saying that I just got home from clubbing and was tired, and that she should email me because I was going to bed.
Then I thought "fuck it, why not" and opened a PM chat with her.
Me: Q******** said you wanted to say hi, so ... Hi!
Her: Oh yeah he does that sometimes. Uh, it's late and I'm tired, gotta go.
And with that she signed off.
I emailed the guy back and essentially said, "Yeah, that was funny dude, you got me good."
He emails back, "No, I'm serious. Maybe she was genuinely tired, but she's definitely interested. Listen, maybe she will feel more comfortable if we're all online together ..." etc, etc.
Like three emails and this guy hasn't changed his story. Either this is the most elaborate joke ever, or I have an 18yo secret admirer.
The catch? She lives in a small town halfway to Adelaide (about 4 1/2hrs drive). On the other hand she's cute enough - and young enough - to be worth the effort. If this goes well I might just tell her to get on a bus and show her a good time for a weekend. It would be well worth renting a motel room and hitting the town with her. Certainly would do my street cred some good at the regular clubs, anyhow.
Just when you think you're running out of ideas something like this happens. Keep trying guys, getting out there _and_ doing stuff online _and_ whatever else you can think of is definitely the key. A couple of years ago I wouldn't have known what to do in a situation like this. I owe thanks to the community for the preparedness I now have. Good things only happen when you're ready.