THE FORUMS
Ha-ha I have a laundry list and I’ll say anything to see the reaction. Off the top of my head I walked up to a girl who was with a guy and three other dudes and said "I just had a bowel movement in my pants." As soon as I said it, I heard all the dudes erupt, waiting for the girl to harshly reject me, instead her eyes glazed over because I didn't react to any of it. It was hilarious especially the change in the dude's demeanor. Instant flip he went from obvious off-handed dismal to being stifled and threatened. The girl didn’t say anything just stared at me with her eyes lit and the dude finally tells me it’s his girl.
When opening a mixed set at one of my house parties:
"Hold my beer while I fuck your girlfriend."
Be warned that I can say whatever the fuck I want at my house parties because 90% of the guys there are my friends, would not try this at a bar lol.
"Hold my beer while I fuck your girlfriend."
Be warned that I can say whatever the fuck I want at my house parties because 90% of the guys there are my friends, would not try this at a bar lol.
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Sluts, Beer, and Metal!
My Field Reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/208534/forum
If you are a Newb READ THIS FIRST, THEN GO OUT:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/170650
Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs." - From the 1977 autobiography "Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
My Field Reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/208534/forum
If you are a Newb READ THIS FIRST, THEN GO OUT:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/170650
Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs." - From the 1977 autobiography "Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
When this girl was in a crucial makeout sesh with some random at a bar in town...
"IM'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I GOT ONE OF THE BEST TONGUES OF ALL TIME! ..."
Genius! "IM'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I GOT ONE OF THE BEST TONGUES OF ALL TIME! ..."
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What if you could get any job, in any field, without a degree OR great connections?
Pro Tip: You Can.
Pro Tip: You Can.
You fuck your freinds' girlfreinds?
No, I fuck the girlfriends of guys that show up that were not invited.
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Sluts, Beer, and Metal!
My Field Reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/208534/forum
If you are a Newb READ THIS FIRST, THEN GO OUT:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/170650
Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs." - From the 1977 autobiography "Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
My Field Reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/208534/forum
If you are a Newb READ THIS FIRST, THEN GO OUT:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/170650
Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs." - From the 1977 autobiography "Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
In the street around 7PM to a group of girls
"Hey what's up!! We were in the same mental institution don't you remember!?"
It was like cutting through warm butter.
"Hey what's up!! We were in the same mental institution don't you remember!?"
It was like cutting through warm butter.
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"Sipping water in the hardest clubs with the hottest girls brah."
"Sipping water in the hardest clubs with the hottest girls brah."
"Hey, hold my beer"
Handed her my beer, took a piss, came back grabbed beer and just assumed the set was already open.
Closed.
Handed her my beer, took a piss, came back grabbed beer and just assumed the set was already open.
Closed.
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I might be a little too ballsy, I might make you whisper softly,
You're getting a show, it's all free,
But at the end of the night half the bar applauds me.
You're getting a show, it's all free,
But at the end of the night half the bar applauds me.
LMAO! hahaha!
The most "outrageous" opener that I ever used was approaching girls in the mall with a huge wad of Skoal chewing tobacco in my mouth and asking the girls if they had a can for me to spit in, then suggesting that we go have lunch together. As in, I was practically drooling the brown juice on my chin while the girls stood there all horrified and shit.
Outrageous: yes
Effective: fuck no
Fun: fuck yes!
Outrageous: yes
Effective: fuck no
Fun: fuck yes!
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amgine
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Join Date: 01/25/2010 | Posts: 12
(I played farmville for a few weeks, undeniable how many chicks play this. so some basic knowledge on it is a good idea)
Started conversation about farmville turns out she plays it ;)
closed with facebook account and phone number