THE FORUMS
Can I pee in your butt?
I've got a pretty penis
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I'm in Manchester Bitch! Be real
The most "outrageous" opener that I ever used was approaching girls in the mall with a huge wad of Skoal chewing tobacco in my mouth and asking the girls if they had a can for me to spit in, then suggesting that we go have lunch together. As in, I was practically drooling the brown juice on my chin while the girls stood there all horrified and shit.
Outrageous: yes
Effective: fuck no
Fun: fuck yes!
Outrageous: yes
Effective: fuck no
Fun: fuck yes!
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lulz.
i made a huge plywood sign that said 'spank the monkey' in big black letters on a flourescent orange background and stood a quarter mile up the street from some dudes protesting the government cutting school days and teacher paychecks with signs and megaphones and news crews. i have never been honked at by so many chicks in such a short period of time. i think i was on the news too...
or rolling up to a chick at a mellow house party and shouting over everyone else 'damnit you sexy muskrat, where have you been?!?"
i made a huge plywood sign that said 'spank the monkey' in big black letters on a flourescent orange background and stood a quarter mile up the street from some dudes protesting the government cutting school days and teacher paychecks with signs and megaphones and news crews. i have never been honked at by so many chicks in such a short period of time. i think i was on the news too...
or rolling up to a chick at a mellow house party and shouting over everyone else 'damnit you sexy muskrat, where have you been?!?"
"My neurons are firing"
Girl: "Ohhh is that like atoms?"
"Hey guys, i've got sooooo much money"
Response: some girls laugh hysterically becuase they cna tell i'm having fun, some give a weird look then i look at them with a sly smile.
"So much of it.. it's unbelievable."
Calavera
Girl: "Ohhh is that like atoms?"
"Hey guys, i've got sooooo much money"
Response: some girls laugh hysterically becuase they cna tell i'm having fun, some give a weird look then i look at them with a sly smile.
"So much of it.. it's unbelievable."
Calavera
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Representing RSD in Toronto.
"You do this for LOVE. Not because there's somethin missing in your life that you think it will fulfill."-Owen
"They say love is in the air, so I hold my breath till I turn purple. Keep a few bad bitches in my circle."
My field reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/137773
(practice offering value.. drop a comment!)
"You do this for LOVE. Not because there's somethin missing in your life that you think it will fulfill."-Owen
"They say love is in the air, so I hold my breath till I turn purple. Keep a few bad bitches in my circle."
My field reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/137773
(practice offering value.. drop a comment!)
i am in love with stupid openers, "i like coconuts, frosted flakes are more than good... there great,
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10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
05% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to remember the name
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
05% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to remember the name
outrageous..
Don't know, I barely remember any, I'll list some:
"how about free fucks?" to a free hugs girl. she was cool, but not giving free fucks.
After overhearing a convo "You're not wearing panties? you're coming home with me" clawing her in. She was into it, great girl.
My favorite "Damn, I'm drunk" surprisingly, I've had the longest conversations usually from this one :D
A fucking loud "HI!" to a girl 100 m from me. She turns and looks at me, I spurt over to her. "I'm coming with you" she ponders a while what happened and says "ok." She was really fucking drunk, was staying with a friend and sort of disappeared later. too bad.
Don't know, I barely remember any, I'll list some:
"how about free fucks?" to a free hugs girl. she was cool, but not giving free fucks.
After overhearing a convo "You're not wearing panties? you're coming home with me" clawing her in. She was into it, great girl.
My favorite "Damn, I'm drunk" surprisingly, I've had the longest conversations usually from this one :D
A fucking loud "HI!" to a girl 100 m from me. She turns and looks at me, I spurt over to her. "I'm coming with you" she ponders a while what happened and says "ok." She was really fucking drunk, was staying with a friend and sort of disappeared later. too bad.
Hey guys I need a female opinion, my best friend just died. How long should I wait before I fuck his girlfriend?
I get two responses from this, either she laughs, or she tells me I am going to hell. :)
I get two responses from this, either she laughs, or she tells me I am going to hell. :)
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Sluts, Beer, and Metal!
My Field Reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/208534/forum
If you are a Newb READ THIS FIRST, THEN GO OUT:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/170650
Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs." - From the 1977 autobiography "Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
My Field Reports:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/208534/forum
If you are a Newb READ THIS FIRST, THEN GO OUT:
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/170650
Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs." - From the 1977 autobiography "Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder" by Arnold Schwarzenegger
When this girl was in a crucial makeout sesh with some random at a bar in town...
"IM'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I GOT ONE OF THE BEST TONGUES OF ALL TIME! ..."
"IM'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I GOT ONE OF THE BEST TONGUES OF ALL TIME! ..."
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"When you come to the boundaries of what you know, it's time to make some mistakes"
Go to a girl that's sitting in a bench. Look at her all seriously and ask with the Proper voice: "WHY SO SERIOUS!?" Repeat... then get a plastic knife out of your pocket and add "LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!". If she's still there - It's On ;)
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Just give the awesomeness! :)
lala
Senior Member
Join Date: 12/05/2009 | Posts: 210
Oscar Wilde was a flaming fag as well. Needless to say, I was so in the moment that it came off as very congruent and she giggled like a little girl eating her first ice cream.
What are some good ones you guys use?