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March 25th, 2017
LR: Slamming a girls fingers in your car door WILL get you laid :D
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UtopiaFive

UtopiaFive

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Join Date: 09/16/2008 | Posts: 4960

Man, this LR is so straightforward that it doesn't even fucking make sense. 

1. I wear a t-shirt that says "Whats your O face?"
2. I watch Roger get a drink
3. Chick approaches me loving my t-shirt
4. Play it cool
5. Get laid

In actuality, it wasn't quite that easy...but the steps are as described. 

All of us men pass up opportunities all the time.  Here is an example of one 95+% of guys would have tripped up. 

I chat up this chick, very silly but I don't remember what was up.  I planned to not drink tonight, but some guy pretending to be a VIP bought me and insertusernamehere random shots.  So we had a single drink a piece at this point. 

Anyway, barely buzzed, this girl and I are flirting, I'm leaning back against a wall as she attacks me back and forth. 

I want your t-shirt. 

I tell her to fuck off.  (She's cute, but I'm *REALLY NOT CARING* at this point.)  

I tell her that if she behaves maybe we can trade t-shirts, but I really don't have an extra here so I can't just give it to her. 

She suggests that if I'm with her tomorrow morning, we trade t-shirts. 

In actuality, I won't give her my shirt, but I agree, and tell her that I like how presumptuous she is.  

Her friend keeps being a shithead and takes her phone away.  No biggie, girl stays on me. 

Wow, girl ignoring friend for me.  *THE H IS O BITCH*

I take her around club, we get some light makeout happening on the dancefloor. 
I REALLY like this girls lips.  So soft and moist.  Romance novel going on in my head as well as in my pants.  

I want to pull.  Its only 1115 or so but the pull seems imminent.  I think about a car fuck, I tell her "lets go, we'll be back in an hour; we can get free shots."  

She is crying about her phone.  I try to pull, get our coats, but she keeps talking about her phone.  More dancing, makeout, spanking, but she won't budge without the phone.  I go out and call her damn phone.  Her friend is SO ANNOYING.  

The moment of truth: when we find her friends, there are over 10 random people, and at least 3 girls are telling her to leave with them.  She looks at me wantingly, saying "Come with us."  I know that with 10 random people, nothing is going down so I just shake my head "No, I want to stay here with my friends." (lolz, I don't even see my friends again after this...)  Strangely the guys are just like "OK stay with this guy, call us if you need anything" *THESE ARE THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKIN DUDES IVE EVER SEEN* (or they just know theres no stoppin the in her roflz)

I thank the guys, take her inside, tequila shot (stupid bartender overcharging us...14 bucks for 2 shots...a whole bottle of this shit is 21 bucks, owned).  

We head out, she wants to buy food, FUCK YOUR FOOD.  Car times, 3 blocks away.  Everything is cool.  25 minutes of driving to go.  

We get out of the downtown area, make it about 18 minutes home.  Sadly 2 of my boys got a ride with me and luckily Roger is the man for dropping them off at home.  Thanks man, you rule.  I text em all each others numbers and they apparently find each other.

So, AWESOMELY the chick starts SNORING in my car.  She is dead asleep.  I pick up some TACO SMELL and get home.  I shout this girls name, get worried that she had some booze overdoze, or worse, got on drugs, cuz I couldn't get her up.  I am in our parking lot, and literally lift her out of shotgun spot, and she's barely moving.  Fuck.  I get her out, slam the door, and OH her hand makes it back in the car right before the door shuts.  OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND THE GIRL IS AWAKE.

Money$

I thought it was over, but apparently this was the key. 

Get her inside, get her some ice packs, fix her hand, eat TACO SHIT, listen to her whine, shut her the fuck up (her phone is in her hand while she whines about it), eventually just lift her up, makeout, throw her in my bedroom.  Oh yeah, in the bedroom she whines about her shoes and keys.  (Keys?  WTF she has no keys)  I go out, grab her shoes, and MY keys, come back in the bedroom, jingle the keys and throw the keys and shoes at the wall, and get down on her.  

She calls me an ass, I laugh at how dumb she is, and makeout whine rubbing her up everywhere. 

Eventually poon thru pants happens.  She has some token resistance a bit, so I spank her, grab tits, and she FALLS ASLEEP.  

WTF?

I proceed with poon rubbing, pull off her pants, and she is awakened by her own moaning as I rub her shit down. 

Get outta my pants, get it on. 

Probably about 10 cycles of LMR going on, fucking ghey. 

The LMR was like this.  

1. Eat her out for 2-3 minutes
2. She gets SOOOOOO wet and horny
3. I get up and stick it in
4. 4 minutes of good bangin, and then she said "DONT STOP" while pushing me off
5. Get off her, go back to eating her off (1)

After about 4 cycles, I actually get FRUSTRATED and decide "Fuck this bitch...I WON'T STOP, like she says"  She's pushing me off while I "force it" (Keep in mind my mind is still engaged, theres a threshold after which I would fucking stop...) and then theres a point where she just gets way too into it and she submits totally.  For about another 4 minutes before going into that "DONT STOP"/push me off mode.  

I decide "Game over, fuck this", go pee in the bathroom, go call people to report my good news and get validation, come back, and she's sleeping/snoring. 

Haha, geez, I want some more.  Finger her some whilst the Zzzz's go, manhandle this shit and get her in a good position, get ready to fuck this girl again, and she wakes up as I get going.  She's into it again, but WTF, another stoppage as she goes to sleep again.  

To conclude, I BUST MY NUT ON HER BACK and then go to Walmart to get some 80% Dark Chocolate.  

Roger asked "Did you not wipe it off?"  Of course not.  Would it be nice of me to give you a Christmas gift and then take it away from under the tree before you woke up to find your presents?  I'm a good dude, I wouldn't do that...

So yeah, now I post on RSDN as the girl sleeps and snores in my bed.  Was thinking of working on my affiliate marketing junk but I might actually be able to fall asleep now.  Might be with Tyler BPD in my ipod though. 
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#1
DJAKAP

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Bro your end game is fucked up.  Don't do that shit.
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UtopiaFive

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Hmm -- not sure exactly what you're talking about, but its here for your viewing pleasure, not vague negative feedback. 

Girl is majorly satisfied, even moreso than myself. 

Allow me to add in her comments of
"I hate you I hate you I hate you....mmmm yeah baby" with the huge grin after final round. 

Anyway, cuddle time...
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LoveHandle*

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 it sounds like she got raped.
i'm sorry but this is not "game" dude.

i would have let her sleep at ze house and 
and when she wakes up make sure she knows we didnt fuck (cuz she was passed out)
and, if she's up for it, then fuck her in ze morningz! :D
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EatmewhileImHOT

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Girls are so fucking weird.  Sounds like she was pretty dysfunctional around the time of sex.  Reminds me of the whole ERR RR ERR RR ERR RR, robot noise.  It's going good-good-good-GREAT-BAD-BAD-GREAT-OKAY.

"dont stop!" while pushing you off?  Puts real meaning to "what they say and what they mean is a whole different thing". 
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UtopiaFive

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i dont really care if you "think" this is game or not.
i dont even really care if anyone calls this "game".
i in fact think i got lucky, she opened me, it was the only girl i talked to all night long.
game or no game, she wanted to get pulled, she got pulled, she wanted to get fucked, she got fucked. 
and then again the next morning, twice. 

even looking back over the LR i don't see much in there thats 'fucked up' but i can see how a negative person would take some shit out of context. 

e.g.
this might set off your head
"4. 4 minutes of good bangin, and then she said DONT STOP while pushing me off"
i could qualify with "pushing me off, at about 30% force"
Its about how when a girl pushes you away in the club, laughing, or does a backturn.  You might do these things, that doesn't mean she's "invading on your space".  A lot of actions are subtly one way or the other: everything is a fine line, you have to learn which side you're on. 

and theres this part
"force it" (Keep in mind my mind is still engaged, theres a threshold after which I would fucking stop...) and then theres a point where she just gets way too into it and she submits totally.
i could qualify with what i realize is the case: "she is having an internal struggle, like a fat man who goes on a diet who wants the mcdonalds, but after taking a bite, questions whether he should continue eating it, but when coaxed, continues, until he wonders, should i stop being a fatass or not?" 


Why you're probably having that reaction you're having:
There are a few reasons you're probably having this reaction:
- I'm writing most about the "parts that were most fucked up to deal with" (because beyond logistics, this was just plain easy), so yes the focus is on the "sketchy parts".  I can tell you more abuot the conversational bits, but it makes the LR boring.
- Twas also written in an insomniac state with state pumped (right after getting laid, and being out at the club).  Things get written differently in different states, you can interpret anything in a good or bad way, and how I wrote this out very well made things easy to point and say "Bad Tom!"
- This one is huge: YOU DON'T GET LAID.  


But seriously...
is a girl going to tell 10 friends she's not hanging out with them and then come back to my place not to fuck?  NO

is she going to find me touching her crotch and make sounds of pleasure but actually not want it?  NO

is she going to wake me up the next morning by yankin on my dick and then she really didnt want it last night?  NO
(the next morning she laughed when i told her that the way id remember her was the push/pull sex thing)

once you get goin at it w a girl, if she goes to sleep, there's nothing wrong with waking her up for some more.  as long as she doesnt scream "GET OFF ME" as you keep going
its the same thing as if a girl gives you IODs and you stay in there; do you call that stalking?  do you get restraining orders for that shit?  no, because you have some sense of calibration that tells you whether you "REALLY" need to get the fuck out of there



do you not realize that to "normal people", THE CLAW seems intrusive and rape-ish?  yeah, you're good at opening so you "know" its OK to do the claw, when you get good at closing, you'll understand this shit too

do you never have a situation where you're in a club and the girl wants you to pull her away from her friends?  I'll describe this, since you seem to suck...


The grip of glory, versus the grip


Sometimes, its not clear whether this stuff called "dominance" is OK to do.  On some level we know that girls respond to it, but we also know that so does the law and society (in the opposite way). 

There is a clear way that you can be dominant as fuck but "KNOW" that you're not being "rapist dominant". 

Grab a girls arm.  Do you tighten your grip on it?  Hells no, I do not.  I'll do the "4 finger grip".  Everything but the thumb.  That way, you can pull a girl towards you, but the lack of the thumb (you're not clamping down on her) makes it "safe", she knows that she could just move her arm to the side instead of pulling it away from you, but the girls LIKE feeling that pull.  And they know that if you seem creepy, they just have to shake the arm, and your grip falls off.  

The grip involves clamping your thumb down over the arm too.  That way, a strong guy can hold her even if she exerts FULL EFFORT to pull away.  Its not ideal.  Even though it looks the same from the outside (you're grabbing this chick), you know and she knows that its a "playful" pull, even if "forceful"...but its clear that its not "dangerous".  

This is "training wheels" for being "dominant but overbearing/rapist."  Once you get the feel of this, you realize you automatically begin to apply similarly sublte effects of "dominance without force." 


You get calibration, bro

I pull a huge amount compared to what I did last year.  In under 3 months, I think this is lay #7.   But I've pulled about 4 or 5 other times that didn't end up in a lay. 
This makes you learn whats legit to plow through and whats not. 
You learn to act like: "lets cross the imaginary line a little bit and see if its OK; if not, I have to just cross back".  Its the same thing as in the club, except you're most used to it in the club because you do that 10000 times per year, whereas you might pull anywhere between 1x and 200x in a year.  I bet you're at the lower end of that, so you have no sense of what you can get away with.  

In the end, realize that guys who pull like motherfuckers (like the legendary Derek) open chicks with shit like "I'm gonna you with a chicken wing"; that was WAYYYYYY outside of what even TYLER thought you could "get away with".  Don't be so quick to judge and negatively label shit.  



If a girl says RAPE thats one thing...but fag wannabe PUAs on the internet...go fuck yourselves

fibonacci wrote:
 it sounds like she got raped.
i'm sorry but this is not "game" dude.

i would have let her sleep at ze house and 
and when she wakes up make sure she knows we didnt fuck (cuz she was passed out)
and, if she's up for it, then fuck her in ze morningz! :D

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Summa

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LOL @ "bro thats not cool."
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Doge~

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Man, you gotta come back to NYC, never got a chance to truly wing with you before.  Sounds like Denver's turned you into a badass. ;)

Good shit bro.
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 wow thank you for the rant
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SlingShot!

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haha I like your reports man.  I wouldn't have dealt with this girl's shit. The 80%dark chocolate at Wal-mart sounds much more enticing.
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TheHitter!

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 where'd you get the shirt?
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