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September 21st, 2017
How do you pick up a Guidette?
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R0CKSTAR

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Join Date: 05/13/2009 | Posts: 48

or do they only go for Guidos?

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R0CKSTAR

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I don't know about best, but definitely the most entertaining.

Here is a collection of Guido and Guidette pics.  The guys look ridiculous, but most these "Guidettes" are sexy.

http://www.who-sucks.com/people/guidos-suck-a-collection-of-guido-images...
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u do the same thing for any girl 
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I live about 40 minutes from Seaside Heights, NJ. Guidos and Guidettes are completely shallow and utterly retarded (obviously)... but they make for hilarious entertainment! 
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I believe they respond well to emotional and/or physical abuse.
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Powerhouse

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 smack around a little bit and tell her you're gonna cum in her ass...the shoredwellers don't really understand subtlety 
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 Lol, they are the american equivalent to Chavs, hahaha, except they look even more pathetic! hahaha
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Powerhouse

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 ^straight up, you're not that likely to get stabbed by a guido though. You'll get stabbed by a REAL guido (1980's status) though, aka the mafia lookin mothafuckas with the slicked backed hair, uzi and angry scowl.
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Bigg Papa Pumps

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This is possibly one of the easiest things to do.. Afterall.. These dumb ass girls live and for for attention.. And when you show interest but yoyr attention is else where.. They will throw them selves at you. mind you they have huge egos and to avoid social pressure from their fist pumping counter parts will actike a huge at first. This is a generalization at best but I have experienced numerous kinds of this species in my travels around bergen county new jersey. Some are uber fucking hot and some are suckers...absolute suckers for a sweet talker. Imo that there are REAL WOMEN to talk to but to each his own.

More Importantly.. The best way to pick them up is to go and find out
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Lots of hair gel.. and be a douche.. now let's Dance!! 
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