THE FORUMS

The events of this night made me laugh my ass off today, so I had to write it up, as some of you have realised I only write field reports that are particularly interesting to me...


Story starts about 6 months ago, I meets hot Girl, but logistics are messed up and I cannot pull her anywhere to fuck, Girl goes away to another country to do some travelling over summer.
4 months later while chilling in Vegas I receives a text message, saying that Girl is back and if I am out at my club that night.

No I am not out tonight, I am away.

I meet Girl out one night by accident, she is excited, but I bail on her, as I have prior plans.

A month later Girl messages me if I going to be at my club over the weekend.

I say yes probably.

Saturday Night

Paulie and I are up to our usual mischief, girls are being ravaged and loving it!
Its time to get to our club, ‘oh man the line is loooong, longer than usual.’ Paulie says. I looks at the line, ‘Hmm, give me a sec, I’m gonna find G’. Two seconds later we are politely escorted past the line into the club by the Boss man, VIP style.

More ravaging and mischief occurs, and time to locate Girl comes.

Girl located through use of a Short Message Service over the cellular network.

I finds Girl standing alone in middle of club waiting, I surprised Im able to recognise her as I was telling Paulie earlier ‘I’m not sure I remember what she looks like, all I know is hot!’
I go in grab girl round the waist in a sexy embrace, girl is excited and turned on, talking occurs, laser eyes burn into her, shes giggling and excited, we are talking face to face, lips touching.

I feel a hand grab me round the throat, I laughs as I thinks its Paulie fucking with me.

Paulie and I fuck with each other’s sets for fun, to keep each other on our toes, also a good challenge to survive a set after one of us has tried to sabotage it.

I keeps laser eyes on girl, but hand is still on his throat, I laugh and think to myself ‘Paulie you douche’ and turn to introduce him to the Girl.

My eyes meet with Chode, ‘WTF’ Im unreactive and still smiling at the chode but adrenaline is building and I’m about to explode on the Chode, but in the nick of time girl pushes chode and shouts, ‘No its Ok, its Ok’. Chode disappears into the distance.

I grabs Girl back into sexy embrace face to face lips to lips, ‘hahaha, a friend of yours’. ‘Hes my, umm, hes, umm, my ex-boyfriend, who is kinda, my, ummm, my boyfriend again kinda’ Girl stutters. I unreactively says ‘Oh, is that so’. ‘ I didn’t think he was gonna do that’ she says worriedly. ‘Don’t worry about it. What was he gonna do kick my ass, hahahahaha, yeah right!’ I laughs at the hilarity of the statement I just made. ‘Wait a sec, is that the guy who was looking after your pet while you were travelling!’ Girl looks at me inquisitively but knows what I’m on about ‘Yeah’.

When Girl and I first met, I talked about taking her to Croatia and fucking her up the ass on the beach, girl mentioned she was going travelling and that her neibour who she used to sleep with was looking after her pet while she was travelling, ‘you know hes only looking after your pet cos hes hoping youll sleep with him again, hahahahaha’ I laughs, ‘I know hahahahah!’ she agrees, and we both share a laugh over the dudes chodeliness.

Yeah’. ‘Hahahahaha, oh man’ I bursts out laughing. ‘look I’m so sorry, ummm, ummm, hey umm, Im so sorry, Ill see you later ok, Ill see you later’ she says apologetically, and hugs me. ‘Yeah allrigh, see you later.’ I replies unreactively,and walk off to tell Paulie what just happened, I feels the adrenaline rush through my body and becomes a bit pissed, ‘Mother fucker comes into my club and grabs me by the neck!’

I find Paulie and tells him what happened, Paulie is pissed, wtf, mother fucker grabbed you by the neck! That’s it, time to approach a bunch of hotties to get back in the mood and then we will find them later, and sort this out. Paulie proceeds to ravage a girl, I decides to get crazy and ravage some girls on the dancefloor to get back into the mood!*

*If you are in a bad mood in a club, go to the dance floor and start gaming girls with dance floor game, it gets you back into the mood!

Im still a little pissed at the dude, a bit pissed at the Girl as well, you don’t Bring your faggy Chodes onto my turff, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen, have you not ever seen the discovery channel you silly girl! lol
I catch up with Paulie, and receives some great words of wisdom ‘I know how you feel right now man, but remember we are ‘CENSORED’, this shit does not go down lightly with us! We are the crème of the crop! You have to find them, you don’t give up!’

‘Yo dude they are over there’ Paulie points. ‘Hmm lets go’ I insists, we get within 2 metres of Girl and chode, they are arguing probably about what the fuck hes doing here (I realise later she came with her friend and her Gay friend, Chode must’ve appeared later), They do not notice us approaching.

‘What’s the best game plan to go with’ I asks Paulie, ‘I dunno, blow him out take the girl!’. Lol ‘I need to stop asking stupid obvious questions!’

I walk up to Chode and Girl with a smile on his face ‘Hey guys whatup!’ Girl looks at me, the expression on her face says, ‘Oh Shit’. I give her a look back that says ‘Sorry babe no one fucks with me on my turf’ with a cocky smile on my face.

‘Hey man, I’m Goran, who are you! I say, with a smile on my face, eye contact locked, hand out expecting a hand shake. Chode grabs my hand and holds firmly with equal eye contact, ‘I’m Uber Chode!’.

‘How do you guys know each other?’ I sets up the attack, Chode completely falls for it, he is totally clueless to my Awesomeness, and replies with a fatal mistake, ‘I’m shagging her!’ A glint shines in my eye as I know now the Killer blow is mine, Chode has been defeated, it’s time to end this shit, and put him out of his misery ‘Really we are shagging to!’ I strike back instantly, chode is confused, ‘what? Me and you’ I can tell this one is a retard, ‘Na man, me and her! Im shagging her too, this is so awkward!’ I drops the axe on Chode!

If this was the discovery channel, I would be munching on my kill right now! Lol

Chode deflates, his hand goes limp in my hand, I drop the dead fish which is his hand now, and stands there uncreative, while chode stutters sadly and does not know what to do. ‘Really you’re sleeping with her too?’ he pleads. ‘Yeah man, I’m sleeping with her too!’ This is killing chodey, and I can see it, and mother fucker deserves it!

‘Really’ he pleads again. ‘Yeah man, ask Girl’ I look at girl, totally uncreative, with a smile on my face. Girl cannot believe what is happening, and is freaking out at this point, ‘No I’m not no, no, no, don’t say that. I haven’t fucked him, I haven’t slept with him.’ I am still uncreative with a smile on my face, laser eyes at the girl. Girl looks at Chode, ‘No hes lying, oh my god whats going on!’. I look at Chode, and smiles ‘Whatsup dude!’ chode looks at me then looks down, ‘This is so awkward man...’ he says in a sad deflated, defeated voice.

‘Yeah totally’ I agree with an uncreative smile on my face, and decide its time to put the dude out of his misery. ‘I’m just fucking around dude, I’m not sleeping with her, I’m just like that, I like to fuck around, don’t worry dude, I just fuck around like that!’ Chode is awesomely confused at this point and doesn’t know what to do. I look at Girl, and she is freaking out, ‘No tell him I’m not fucking you’ she pleads, ‘I just said I’m not fucking you! I state at her, in a manner as if I meant, Look girl,I’m not fucking you, lay off! lol

Paulie is standing there the whole time observing all of this, and laughing. Girls Gay friend enters the picture, ‘Hey Gay!’ the girl grabs him ‘This is Goran.’ Silence ‘and Chode’. I laugh to myself, at the fact she almost forgot about her Chode ‘Pffft, hahaha’. I go over to say hi to Gay guy as we’ve met before.

Girl freaks out about the whole “Fucking” subject, and runs off ‘Oh my god, I don’t know what to do! Im going home.’ And she bursts towards the door. I laughs to myself, and looks at Paulie, ‘lets go get our jackets, and then I’m gonna go and try pull her home!’ ‘Sweet’ Paulie replies.

While laughing about the whole situation, who should but appear, cutting in que to stand next to me, none other than Girl, and her friend, who is pissed at me at this point!

‘Shes back’ Paulie tells me. ‘Sweet’ I thinks to myself, and claw the girl in, ‘Hi!’ I squeezes girl against myself. Laser eyes commence ‘This is the worst night ever, I lost my phone, and I’m gonna loose my Chodey Boyfriend! I can’t believe you said that, you haven’t fucked me, you haven’t, you wish you have, you haven’t fucked me, you haven’t fucked me... YET!’ she informs me. I hears Paulie sniggering at her comments.

‘You’re so bad’ ‘Yeah I’m a bad boy!’ And I commences make out.
‘You should come help me paint my new apartment.’ I tell her. ‘Where’s your new apartment?’, ‘ It’s at this and that place.’
‘You think that’s a good idea.’
‘I think that’s a great Idea!’
‘I lost my phone, you won’t be able to get in touch with me’
‘Take my number now, and call me when you get a new phone.’
‘Ok, write it down somewhere,’
‘Ill put it in your friend’s phone and you can take my number from there!’
‘Ok do it!’

I try to get the phone of her friend, but shes really dumb and thinks Im giving her my number, lol, ‘No its for Girl, I want to put the number in there so she can get it off you later’, ‘Yeah give him your phone, please, take his number its for me, I lost my phone please.’ Number goes in.

More making out, flirting commences, we are shooting the shit, I’m teasing her shes teasing me, I’m doing naughty things, and shes like, no not in a public place, we can’t do that here, I stroke her pussy, she’s pulls me closer, not here, not here, it’s too public, somewhere else.
I sneak a peek at her boobs, and she laughs ‘youre naughty’,
‘you wanna see mine’ I insist
‘You don’t have boobs!’
‘Nope, Wanna see my Dick!’
Oh my god, yeah later but not here!

I think at some point I told her I’m gonna put a baby in her as well, she was like, ‘hey I don’t wanna have yr kids now’, makeout...

She asks me at one point ' so whats the fasination with me?' Im thinking, 'ooookkkk, hmmmmm' couldnt think of anything on the spot so I went with 'Theres something exciting about you, and I like it' or something similar with the word exciting in it, Im not the best at qualifying, I mean, come on, what do you like about me? Well I like that your hot, have nice boobs, have a great ass, ect lol...

We pull them out side, and Paulie tells me, go get her now, so I start trying to pull her home, but shes resisting, ‘I cant tonight, Im in so much trouble, I don’t know what to do! not tonight, well do it later.’
I’m insisting ‘sko, sko, well drop your friend off home and you come back to my place.’ Oh, no I cant, what am I gonna tell my boyfriend, I sleapt at Gorans house tonight! I wanna see you later!’

I pull her back in for a kiss, she moves back, not in front of everyone please. I go ok, give me a hug now! She hugs me and squeezes really tight, ‘Look Ill see you later OK, Ill see you later!’ she insists, And I let her leave, shrug it off and go back to paulie.

Paulie mentions something about her not wanting to look like a slut or something and hes probably correct.

Conclusion

Anyway I think its better like this, if she wants to get back in touch she can, Im not going to even attempt it, shes just one girl in a sea of billions, I dunno how Im gonna act when I see her out at the club again, na what am I talking about, Ill probably try to pull her again for the challenge, lol..

But its time for her to get her head straight and realise I get what I want, and she cannot use her silly mind game on me (Not sure if thats what she was even doing, lol), but now she knows I mean business...
Im probably the craziest guy shes ever met, I’ve given her crazy emotions every time shes met me, its hilarious, no wonder she keeps getting in touch with me first.

What Ive learned from this:

You go for what you want and you get it, you stay determined, and you do not give up!

If obsticles get in the way tell them youre fucking their girlfriend aswell, hahaha, lol, no I only fucked with this guy because he deserved it, im usually really friendly, but this was inevitable.

Also you have to learn how to deal with obsticles and win!

But the main one, Dont give up!