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October 23rd, 2017
boner during interaction (fail)
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#31

JeeMo

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Join Date: 10/28/2009 | Posts: 51

Threat wrote:
if you don't ever risk being "creepy", you will never get laid

p.s. the creepiest guys i know (ones who come around where i work and stare at the hot girls i work with) are the often the dudes who have the most sexual interest in the girls, but the least balls in making their sexuality known to them....they either order drinks and sit in the distance staring at the girls day after day...or they come in and talk about mundane things forever with the girls, never escalating, only looking at them creepily...hoping that they will make some sort of move because they don't have enough balls to do it.

these are the guys that the girls complain about....not the dudes who are escalating interactions with them.

Yeah I see what you're saying. Back in 9th grade I was one of those creeps. I madly wanted to fuck that chick in my class, but I never had any balls in escalating and was really afraid of what people would think of me if I spent time alone with her. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have taken it very well if I poked her with my poker, considering my chodey past and all, but hey! maybe she would've liked it. Maybe I'll reconnect with her and find out. XD
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#32
PULS3

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Join Date: 02/25/2009 | Posts: 278

 Get yo' creep on
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#33

wlad

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Join Date: 11/30/2009 | Posts: 42

wow guys ... you say that because you are not there!
You can't keep on flirting with the girls on the dance class like this .. it's just totally unnaceptable in social terms ...
You keep changing pairs every 1 or 2 minutes ... I mean, flirtation happens, but it's not like you put your bonner on her and it's all good ... hehehe I think that if I put my boner on the girl on purpose, she would never get confortable about dancing with me again ( if it was a girl I didn't know well). Boner on class already happened, but the girl kinda of knew I was trying to control myself, so it was ok ...
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#34
Threat

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Join Date: 04/18/2008 | Posts: 110

 wlad...just sing this to her, and replace the word "grinding" with "foxtrotting"

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#35
alyosha11

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Join Date: 08/17/2009 | Posts: 342

lol this thread is awesome. It never bothers me in the club, its always pretty funny, but the first time i met my ex's parents...... yeesh.... had been makin out with her on the couch just before they came in...

Baggy jeans. Huge boner.

Nightmare.

otherwise, hasnt really bothered me.
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#36

wlad

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Join Date: 11/30/2009 | Posts: 42

@ Threat LUUULLL great song ... hehehe
well, I'll talk more with my buddies on the dance accademy .. maybe we all should just step up and be the pimps that just can't help but give all the hot girls a boner ... I'll keep you guys posted :D 
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#37
Rosco

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Join Date: 06/01/2009 | Posts: 163

djtetsu wrote:
boner = DHV

LOL
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#38

wlad

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Join Date: 11/30/2009 | Posts: 42

talked to the guys, and the thing on the dance academy is - no boner, unless you KNOW the girls pretty well, and you already have high value with them.

else, (most of ) the girl will just never accept dancing with you again.
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#39
amarula_chug

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Join Date: 09/23/2007 | Posts: 40

Roadblkx wrote:
Whenever I'm with a girl who uses kino- this girl touched my belly button playfully a few times and playfully slapped me and held my hand - I get a boner just thinkin about what it could lead to. 
haha.  hilarious.  I love it when this happens.  

I recommend the following basic boner protocol:

1.  Say something that tempts fate, and that is also in context with your conversation (i.e.  if you are talking about the ocean, you can mention how you once went deap-sea diving, came **this** close to a shark/barracuda/(whatever), and how you narrowly escaped death. 
2.  Then make a fist and pretend like you are knocking on your junk  
3.  She will look down at your crotch 
4.  At which point you say, "You know what I'm doing... <hold for anticipatory pause>... knocking on woodwink

Loud and proud. 

Cheers.
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#40

Corksil

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Join Date: 03/03/2009 | Posts: 1341

lolz @ boner protocol.

*pictures startrek ship on the bridge with captin kirk shouting "COMMENCE BONER PROTOCOL" as spock pipes up behind him "but sir, this occurence defies logic."
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