THE FORUMS
You don't need monogamy to have all the benefits + more. Monogamy has its up sides like beach trips and cuddling into the night. And facebook relationship updates. Yay.
over / under on days till F close?
Will/did he bang her?
The anticipation is killing me
The anticipation is killing me
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HEY ALEX I WAS AT DIS PARTY AND THIS HOT ASS CHICK JUST BECAME OBSESSESSED WIT ME
BUT I WAS TO BUSY WITH ALL THE OTHER HOT ASS CHICKS
SO I HAD TO GOES AWAYS
HPRJ
2:42pm
BUT ANYWAYS IM GONNA GO TO MY HOUSE WHERE MORE HOT ASS CHICKS ARE GETTING DRUNK
HPRJ
2:42pm
ANYWAYS HOWS YOUR NIGHTS GOIN BRAH
[You}
...well parker im sitting at my house on a friday, because the bars here closed at midnight
[HPRJ]
THETS TOOOO BAD BRAH WELL I HAVE POOP AND WALK ANOTHER 10 FEET TO SLEEP WITH SOEM SUPPEERRR MODELS
TTYL BITCH
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Me: Lol so I just watched our little video. When can you sign the paperwork? You're going to be famous
couple of hours later....
Her: Haha sorry i've been at work. Why do you say that?
Me: Channel 72, editor may want to use that footage because its reality TV material. What trouble are you getting into tonight?
Her: hahaha omg. I probably look so nasty! I'm waiting to get off work then go to bed. You?
Me: Early bedtime before a holiday huh. Rookie. Live close to campus?
Her: Haha i'm exausted i've been here since 330. ): (Notice how she diddn't answer my question. She ain't ready yo)
Me: Our conversation was cut short last night. No bueno. Come watch netflix and make some new friends, greek housing on peidmont (: (Plow anyways. Plow plow plow)
Her: Lol we can keep our convo on the phone for now. i'm way too tired
Me: I saw undercover boss, I know what yall go through. Baha, good money but people suck alot of the time. We'll hang out soon then :) (Making connections AKA trust me I know what it feels like to be a server blah blah also, no more plowing)
Her: Hell yea I had to get an attitude with a few people today lol. I did pretty good moneywise. We should though :) (Making connections...she lit up. She's investing more and more into her replies)
Me: Bahah I once got a 2 dollar bill for a tip on a 70 dollar bartab and the dude thought it was okay because people consider them "rare". Retarded (Again, making connections)
Her: WTF id kick somebodies ass. Hahah, you bartend?
Me: Yea depends on if were slammed or not. Boss man is weird cause i'm only 20. But once july hits its on (Notice how I try to stray away from sounding like i'm bragging or qualifying myself to this girl. If I was like "Oh yea im a bartender so cool yayaya huge cock" shit would have been gay)
Her: Haha awwww where at?
Me: Park tavern. Remind me to tell you a funny story next time I see you. We fit an ice skating rink inside the bar! (Seeding.....our day 2)
Her: Idk where that is. But okay hahah. You need to make it soon then because i'm a very forgetful person :) (pew pew pew)
Me: Hey now, could have been tonight. But you're "too tired". ;) (tease tease tease)
Her: Haha sorry, my bed was calling my name. Lol. (: (See right here I totally would have gone sexual on this girl. Something like "Oh wait....I think i can hear it calling my name too" or some equally sleezy line. Shit works. But because i'm somewhat outcome dependent on this girl cause shes so fucking fine I diddn't.)
Me: Ha I see you were in my buddies photoshoot. I was going to go to that. Small world (Making connections, mutual friends, blazi blazi)
Her: Lol yea it was fun! Why diddn't you go?
Me: Something else came up last min. Wait so you're a freshy, do you live in the dorms? (Boom again with the question about where she lives. She's now ready to answer because she's already invested)
Her: It was that gf of yours wasnt it? Haha jk. Yea, I do. (Small shit test. Question answered.)
Me: Yea....I had to drop her off at the hospital because the baby was due. Nothing big. Bahaha hey, looks like we're naibors (: (Shit test destroyed with humor. Tyler talks about it, its call the if-then theory. Exagiration used as humor...IF I had a girlfriend THEN she could have been preggo and i could have drove her to the hospital. Get it?)
Her: Haha don't play like that lol. Where do you live?
Me: I play alot. You'll learn to love it. Uhh right behind the dorms, greek houses
Her: Haha yea we will see about that. Yea i know where you're talking about. Do you like it there? (Lol shes starting to go chode interview on me. Very very good sign)
Me: It's interesting. Haha, arent you supposed to be in bed? I'm about to be. See you soon jersey girl ;) (And bam, its time to cut the conversation. Always be the first one to cut the conversation. Plus name calling is always good)
Her: Haha facebook got my attention. But okay, goodnight! (: (I never answer this text. She's the last one to text me, puts the ball in my court)
Next day I knew she would text me back. The fact that I diddn't respond to her last text just iches away at her until she gives in. Next day around 6pm I get this
Her: Hey. (: (If a girl ever sends you a text with just HEY and a smily face, its fucking on)
Me: Well hello there (:
Her: What are you up to?
Me: Prison break and laundry. But i'm getting hungry. You? (Seeding for the day two)
Her: Is that a movie? Lol i'm just reading with shelly
Me: Lol no but it should be. Tell shelly I said hey. Plans for tonight? (Shelly is the wing girl that was like "KISS HIM YAYAY". So, i told feisty eyes to tell her I said hello. This gets them talking about me and sets me up for shelly to make me look good)
Her: Oh what is it? haha. She says hey. I just have homework to do. You? ( SOUNDS LIKE A DAY TWO INVITATION TO ME)
Me: Its a show. I'm going to finish this laundry then find some food. Wear something cute, you're coming with me ;) (textbook shit)
Her: Ohh ok! I really wanna go but I really shouldn't! Maybe you could come chill here and order pizza or something? (YAY)
Me: Mmm even better. Pizza sounds great. Not sure how long this laundry will be though
Her: Well just let me know! I'm gunna be reading for a while then I gotta write a paper!
Havn't responded to that yet. Probably will with something about me buying beer for underage girls but its alright cause she's paying for the pizza.

YAY.
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Yeah those are good texts, its funny but damn its so true, chode interview mode = girl wants to fuck so bad. I'll get a text just saying "how was your meeting" or something like that if I seed that, and if I was asking that to a girl I would be supplicating, but since shes supplicating (her role), its like.. hot, its like, fucking take me I am yours.
Good shit
Good shit
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