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March 27th, 2017
LOL. Chode voice mail.
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#11
Charles David

Charles David

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Join Date: 05/10/2007 | Posts: 900

1. You won't see Nine Ball until around the middle of September
2. Can I crash on your couch for the winter?
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#12
The-Architect

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Join Date: 10/29/2007 | Posts: 182

Well at least he has a professional looking website.. lol
FraserVatt wrote:
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men.html

I think it's a parody. LOL.

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#13

DiscoVolante

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Join Date: 05/22/2009 | Posts: 19

FraserVatt wrote:
Quotes which I quickly picked out from the website:


- "He hypothesized that all of the meeting participants could have potentially been sucked into a “masculinity vortex”—a “gay black hole” so to speak—never to be seen or heard from again. He could not take that chance. Furthermore, no one was willing to clean up the area behind the mirror afterwards"

- "DO NOT BELIEVE A REALLY CUTE WOMAN IF SHE SAYS SHE IS A “LESBIAN”. IF SHE LOOKS HOT … SHE’S NOT !"

- "Dimitri The Lover is a MEDICAL DOCTOR that has studied the incredible health benefits of dining on, then subsequently ejaculating into the cunts of teenage girls."

- "IF YOU ARE THE PROUD OWNER OF A HETEROSEXUAL PENIS THEN YOU MUST ATTEND THIS EVENT. IT WILL BE THE MOST FUN YOU WILL EVER HAVE ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT."

- "Dimitri The Lover is of the opinion that if you have penetrated a woman whilst wearing a condom, actual intercourse never took place. Instead, the two of you mutually masturbated against either side of a sheet of latex. Therefore, you cannot count the sexual encounter as a REAL conquest."

so fucking rediculous, are you SURE this is serious?

He's apparently mentally ill.

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#14
NewLife

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Join Date: 05/04/2009 | Posts: 647

ZOMFGSHZORZ that was PAINFUL to listen to hahaha. 

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